BARTHOLOMEW HENRY ALLEN IS THE SINGLE MOST CUDDLIEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF DC COMICS! That's right, Imp, I went there. -

(I hate all three of you. e_e)

OMG GUYS! BART IS, LIKE, SIMPLY THE CUDDLIEST THING EVER TO EXIST!!! (Yes, Imp. I totally dare... e_e) Copy and Paste this into your profile if you want to annoy Impulse! XD

(You're so mean. DX)

gurl, look at dat line break

Mmfgn. I ship it. Do you? -less than three-

oh look, here's another

As compensation for my absence, I would like to present the Retcon readers with a gift:

http://herecomethedrums.wordpress.com/retcon/

My personal blog, complete with minor spoilers, sneak-peeks, and aborted story lines. The one above is part of what could have been Leah's backstory. Enjoy, my beloved readers! I less-than-three all of you. :)

-Cameron

Please, employ more us line breaks. I have a wife and three kids I need to provide for and this job is good money.

She responded again. Holy crap. O.O

FFnet hates line breaks

Quote Of The Entire Universe's Freaking Existence:

He felt a bit of pressure in his hand, responding. It was scarcely tangible. She blinked, taking a shuddering breath. Then she seemed to hold it.

"Meghan, breathe!" he gasped, panicking. She stared at him, her eyes empty. "Meghan," he said, his voice shaking heavily. "Breathe!" He looked for Zelda. Zelda needed to heal her!

She exhaled slowly. Then he felt everything leave. There was a limp stillness in her body unlike ever before. Her eyes…

He was silent for a few seconds, searching her eyes for the girl who was not there.

He took her away…

He touched her face, tracing every inch of it, searching. Then he put his forehead to hers, her body sliding from his lap.

He took her away…

A tear squeezed from his eye and fell into her face. He stared into her open eyes, still wondering where she went.

He took her…away…

-Look What She's Done, Chapter Sixteen: With That Shattering Bang, by Aberrant Bliss

that awkward moment when the line breaks don't work

Quote of the Day:

Batman: I can't believe that Robin did that! You don't just replace a teammate and act like nothing happened! Where did he learn that kind of behavior?

Robin: Oh, gee, I can't imagine where...

Batman: Shut up, Jason!

Robin: I'm Tim!

Batman: Whatever.

-Teen Titans Abridged: Episode Two by Chaltab

Guess who it is

Name: Cameron

Age: 13, as of September 30th

House: I took a test. I'm Slytherin, then tied for Ravenclaw and Gryffindor, and I'm least like a Hufflepuff. (That would explain why I can never find things >.>)

Species: Hylian. :) Yay for pointy ears!

Favorite Show(s): Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Walking Dead, The Colony, Tosh.0, Spider-Man (the old series from '98), The Ricky Gervais Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Fringe, Young Justice, Teen Titans, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Supernatural, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Death Valley

Favorite Book(s): The Princess Diaries, The Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit, The Hunger Games, Paranormalacy, Matched

Favorite Movie(s): Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Labyrinth, View Askew movies, Austin Powers trilogy, Lord of The Rings trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Batman: Year One, Sucker Punch, The People vs George Lucas, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Superman/Batman: Apocalypse, The Dark Knight

Favorite Comic(s): Scott Pilgrim series, Walking Dead series, Spider-Man, Y: The Last Man series, Bone series, Teen Titans (New 52), Nightwing (New 52), Batman & Robin (New 52), Red Hood and The Outlaws (New 52), Supernatural, Grifter (New 52)

Favorite Video Game(s): Batman: Arkham Asylum, Left 4 Dead 2, Guitar Hero, Legend of Zelda, Professor Layton, Assassin's Creed (I and II), Batman: Arkham City

Ship(s):

-Het!Comic!OTP: Cassie/Bart (Wonder Girl II/Impulse)

-Het!TV!OTP: Wally/Artemis (Kid Flash I/Artemis)

-TV!OTP: Wally/Dick (Kid Flash I/Robin I)

-All around OTP: Thad/Bart (Inertia/Impulse)

Do I even have to say it?

Currents:

Song(s): Lily, Snape vs Snape, The Bravest Man I Ever Knew, Don't Leave, and Goodbye, Privet Drive, all by Ministry of Magic; Midna's Desperate Hour/Desperation/Lament from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Book: Paranormalacy by Kiersten White

Show: Young Justice, Teen Titans, Smallville

Comic: Teen Titans (New 52)

Fic: Look What She's Done by Aberrant Bliss (Legend of Zelda), Memories of an Amnesiac by Inscriber (Young Justice), Time To Run Again? -from Livejournal- (Young Justice/Doctor Who)

Game(s): Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Batman: Arkham City

Play: A Very Potter Sequel

Roleplay(s): Impulse (Bart Allen) (Young Justice Roleplay), Bart Allen (Gotham High), Robin VI (Lily Grayson) (DC Universe vs Marvel: RP), Kodi Grayson (Prison Break RP), Kyra Williams (daughter of Apollo) (Camp Half-Blood Role Play), Josie Langan (xXChild's Play RoleplayXx), Cassie Allen (Alice in Horror Land Role Play), Bart Allen (Insanity's Disturbance Role Play), Black Canary (Caroline Queen), Ravager (Rose Wilson)

Writing Project(s): Retcon, Untitled, and an unpublished fic that's gonna be called Impulsive or FP042 :p

Hey, look out, she's got a line break!

Stories (listed 1-7 in order of importance):

RED LIGHT (Writing when I'm done with yellow light):

7. Your Memories Are Elsewhere

YELLOW LIGHT (On Hiatus/writing when I'm done with green light):

6. Doctor Whaikus

5. In Flux

4. Last

GREEN LIGHT (top priority):

3. Life Undone

2. Out of Order

1. Retcon

Whoa, don't do anything drastic. No need to break that line, man.

This girl right here used to be property of David Tennant. All the way. She was also partly owned by Matt Smith, Jared Padalecki, and Toby Turner. Now, however, I'm 100 percent property of JustAnotherMistressOfInsanity, aka Elli. She's my waifu. We're eloping in Vegas. Our honeymoon's gonna be in Europe and we're bringing Bart and Thad along. Just so you're notified...

(actually that might not happen anymore because 'm pretty sure she doesn't love me anymore but none of you care and that's cool with me so whatever insecure rambling over)

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HUGE thanks to my awesome beta, scarlett mist, for helping me out with Retcon. She's an amazing writer and roleplayer and I'm extremely thankful she's helping me. :)

Voldemort out, bitches! XD