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| ProudDyspraxicWriter |
Author has written 61 stories for Tin Man, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Tomb Raider, Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Ashes to Ashes, Sweeney Todd, Arthur, Back to the Future, Prince of Egypt, Thief and the Cobbler, Disney, Wizard of Oz, Nightmare Before Christmas, Pocahontas, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Mulan, How to Train Your Dragon, Salad Fingers, Once Upon a Time, StarTrek: The Original Series, Web Shows, A Christmas Carol, and Rocky Horror. Well, where can I start? My name's Beth. I'm twenty one years old, I'm doing a Media Production & Scriptwriting course at university and I want to be the next Lemony Snicket when I'm older. I love Monty Python, Tim Burton movies, writing stories and poetry, listening to music (my favourite band's The Magnetic Fields.) I like Frasier the TV show and well, basically, I'm a TV/movie buff. I also enjoy making videos in Windows Movie Maker, which you can watch here: http://www.youtube.com/user/BethGoth15. Generally, I'm a happy, cheery, quirky person with a unique sense of humour, despite my difficult life. In the past, I've been bullied and that is something I don't really want to talk about. Well, all I can say is that I've never really fully recovered. I don't know why people did this to me. I think it's because they were afraid of the learning disability that I was born with; dyspraxia. Even though the spelling looks similar, it's nothing like dyslexia. It's a very difficult to live with, but I've developed techniques to make things a little easier. It's a bit hard to explain what it is but I'll try anyway. Basically, the body doesn't do what the brain wants it to do and the brain can't register new information that well. It makes me extra clumsy and a little ditsy but it's a part of who I am and I love everything about it - even the negative points - so that's why my pen name is ProudDyspraxicWriter. Want to learn more? Check out the website: http://www.dyspraxiafoundation.org.uk/. If you can't tell, I'm trying to raise awareness :P | |||||||
1. The Child of Two Worlds » reviewsA jealous Dr. McCoy separates Captain Kirk and Spock, who are two passionate lovers. Seven months later, Jim returns to the Enterprise and Spock is horrified to learn that he has a new girlfriend. But that doesn't stop them from expressing their love for one another in secret. Over time, Spock begins to notice changes in his body and he knows why. On-going project.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,042 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-23-13 - Published: 9-15-12 - Spock & J. Kirk2. Yes reviewsAfter Alex's death, Lara ponders over her own relationship. Drabble.Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-13-13 - Lara Croft & Alex Weiss - Complete3. Of Genetics and Dust reviewsA sweet but timid woman falls in love with a violent man. But it's her son, Riff-Raff, who would pay the ultimate price.Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-13 - Riff Raff - Complete4. The Child of Two Worlds Deleted Scene reviewsAn early version of Chapter 13. Dr. McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, Uhura and Kathy get drunk on their evening off. Kirk/SpockStarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-13 - Uhura & M. Scott - Complete5. Let the Crows Squawk reviewsEbenezer Scrooge and Jacob Marley never set out to have such feelings for one another. Scrooge/Marley.A Christmas Carol - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-22-12 - Ebenezer Scrooge & Jacob Marley - Complete6. In Your HeartThe rain is Geppetto's favourite song. Geppetto/JiminyOnce Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 11-25-12 - Gepetto/Marco & Jiminy Cricket/Archie H. - Complete7. The Empty BarMarco is waiting for Archie, and it's agony to him. Archie/MarcoOnce Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Published: 11-24-12 - Gepetto/Marco & Jiminy Cricket/Archie H. - Complete8. The QuestionYou know how this works. Geppetto is in love with Jiminy Cricket :POnce Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 11-5-12 - Gepetto/Marco & Jiminy Cricket/Archie H. - Complete9. Is It Over?Whilst having a liasion with Archie, Marco recalls the night they made love in the fairytale world. Archie/Marco & Geppetto/Jiminy. Implied bestiality.Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Published: 11-3-12 - Gepetto/Marco & Jiminy Cricket/Archie H.10. Mio GrillinoA follow-up poem to "The Man & Cricket." Marco contemplates his feelings for Archie.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Published: 10-31-12 - Gepetto/Marco & Jiminy Cricket/Archie H. - Complete11. CousinsIt's 1999. Lemony Snicket is ninety six years old and on his deathbed. There's only one person he wants to see in his last moments. His cousin. Lemony/CharlesSeries Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Published: 9-26-12 - Lemony S. & Charles - Complete12. The Power of the Heart reviewsThe Nostalgia Critic's thoughts during the last part of To Boldly Flee. Drabble ish .Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-15-12 - Nostalgia Critic13. The Man & Cricket reviewsThis poem tells the tale of a man and a cricket. Geppetto/Jiminy.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-12 - Gepetto/Marco & Jiminy Cricket/Archie H. - Complete14. Poppy Fields & Stars reviewsDr. Archie Hopper's morals and professional ethics are put to the test when one of his teenage patients reveals that she's in love with him. Will he set the record straight and do the right thing? Or won't he? Archie/OC.Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-12 - Jiminy Cricket/Archie H. - Complete15. Washing Line reviewsSalad Fingers does his laundry and then his friend pays him a visit. Just another day in the life of that strange little man.Salad Fingers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-11-12 - Salad Fingers - Complete16. Sally's UpgradeSomething has been plaguing Sally's mind as of late, and she cannot shake it. So she goes to her old creator, Dr. Finkelstein, hoping he has the answer she's looking for.Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Published: 1-20-12 - Sally & Dr. Finklestein - Complete17. Send a Message » reviewsThe once brilliant warrior, Valhallarama is reduced to bedrest during her pregnancy. When she and Stoick have a heated argument, the consequences are fatal.How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-8-12 - Valhallarama & Gobber - Complete18. A Series of Romantic Events »In an alternative universe in which A Series of Unfortunate Events does not occur, the budding relationship between an eccentric herpetologist and a mousy dowager brings a series of romantic events instead. Rated T for nudity and sexual references.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,382 - Published: 1-5-12 - Uncle Monty & Aunt Josephine19. I'll Make An Omelette Out of You reviewsEvery Disney song needs a food-related parody!Mulan - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-3-11 - Shang - Complete20. And Nothing Else » reviewsGlitch tells the true story of how the princess came to be. Pre-series. Ambrose/Lavender Eyes. Warning: graphic sex scene.Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,053 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-11 - Published: 11-26-09 - unknown & Lavender Eyes21. The King of the Gypsies reviewsA young gypsy boy discovers he is to be in charge of the other gypsies, or in other words, the King of the Gypsies.Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-11 - Complete22. Rare Beauty reviewsWiggins is in love with someone, but who? Oneshot.Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-19-11 - Complete23. The True Curse reviewsUncle Monty tells the tale of a young boy who was bullied by Count Olaf and his friends.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-15-11 - Uncle Monty & Count O. - Complete24. The Morning After Halloween reviewsJack goes to the Mayor's house to talk about his Halloween plans, but he isn't answering his door. Jack and the rest of the town are in for a horrible surprise.Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-11 - Mayor & Jack S. - Complete25. The Scarecrow's Sorrow reviewsScarecrow meets Dorothy when she returns to the Wonderful Land of Oz. He plans to tell her how he truly feels about her, but she has news of her own. Scarecrow/Dorothy.Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-10 - The Scarecrow & Dorothy G. - Complete26. A Walk on the BeachThis is my version of what Goofy and Sylvia did for their date at the end of An Extremely Goofy Movie. Oneshot. Kinda fluffy.Disney - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 12-18-10 - Complete27. Caught in a Bad Romance reviewsSir wakes up to find Charles sleeping with him in his bed. Will he be able to come to terms with the fact that they made love? Will he realise that the relationship with his wife is done?Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-17-10 - Sir & Charles - Complete28. Immune reviewsGoofy's wife was immune to everything but death. Oneshot.Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-10 - Complete29. Her Hand reviewsOn the day of Max's wedding, he realises someone is missing. Max/OC and Goofy/OCDisney - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-1-10 - Complete30. The Story of Tack reviewsA poor married couple have to make a heart-breaking decision. The Thief and the Cobbler oneshot.Thief and the Cobbler - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-27-10 - Tack & Thief - Complete31. Forty Five MinutesIke and Josephine spend the day at the beach but it eventually becomes a nightmare...Oneshot.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Published: 11-19-10 - Aunt Josephine - Complete32. The Hebrew's Prayer reviewsThe story of a one of the slaves. BAD BAD BAD oneshot.Prince of Egypt - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-10 - Complete33. Bad Romance in the Dark » reviewsMarlene would do anything to impress Griff Tannen. But how far will she go? Is there anything her brother, Marty Jr., can do to help her?Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-24-10 - Marty McFly & Griff Tannen - Complete34. Late Night Shopping reviewsWhen Strickland runs out of bread, he runs to the supermarket with no idea who he might meet. Strickland/OC.Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-21-10 - Complete35. To Leave or To StayStrickland comtemplates the idea of leaving his wife. Oneshot. Strickland/OCBack to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Published: 10-18-10 - Complete36. Winter's Wrath » reviewsMarty goes to give Verne a Christmas present, but he's in for a shock. Warning: random ending that doesn't make much sense.Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-14-10 - Marty McFly & Verne Brown - Complete37. Too Much Information reviewsEmmett doesn't like talking about bras. Oneshot. Doc/OCBack to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-7-10 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown - Complete38. Time Travel in Pictures reviewsWhen Marty is punished, he is sent to work in a nursing home, where he befriends an old man who never spoke until he met Marty. And does he have a story to tell! Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish, RUBBISH oneshot.Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-30-10 - Marty McFly - Complete39. Verne » reviewsVerne's story on the start of the journey to a better quality of life.Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-26-10 - Verne Brown & Clara Clayton Brown - Complete40. This Time, Baby, I'll Be BulletproofOn the way to Hill Valley, Clara reveals her reasons for leaving her previous town. Rubbish oneshot.Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 9-21-10 - Clara Clayton Brown - Complete41. Call Me Doc reviewsIn the future, Doc finds himself sitting in Cafe '80's where he promises to change history for a mother.Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-10 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown & Griff Tannen - Complete42. Bella Notte reviewsSide by side with your loved one, you'll find enchantment here. The night will weave its magic special spell when the one you love is near. Oh, this is the night and the heavens are right on this lovely bella notte.Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-1-10 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown & Clara Clayton Brown - Complete43. Back to the Future Part III Deleted Scene reviewsDoc and Clara are going out and Marty doesn't like it one bit. Marty/Doc!Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-24-10 - Marty McFly & Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown - Complete44. The Things You Are Yet to Learn reviewsKit writes a letter to her unborn child. Kit/OlafSeries Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-10 - Kit S. & Count O.45. Trapped in Turmoil » reviewsA new girl starts at Lakewood, George wants to make friends with her but she's shy, needs an assistant in class and doesn't like soccer. Eventually, he finds out why.Arthur - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-10 - George L. & Arthur R. - Complete46. Sweeney Todd: Part 2 » reviewsMrs. Lovett puts a curse on Sweeney Todd. Hilarity and weirdness ensues. Written by a sixteen year old version of me :PSweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-9-10 - Sweeney T. & Eleanor L. - Complete47. The Biggest Glitch: Deleted SceneIt's late at night and Cain can't sleep. LOL Cain/GlitchTin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Published: 5-22-10 - Cain & Glitch - Complete48. The Biggest Glitch » reviewsAs Cain and Glitch's relationship blossoms after the events of Snowed In, Glitch finds himself in the oddest situation. Post-series. Cain/Glitch & DG/Raw.Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-20-10 - Published: 1-21-10 - Cain & Glitch49. Metropolitan Police's Valentines Day reviewsLove is in the air in Ashes to Ashes. Alex/Gene & Chris/ShazAshes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-10 - Complete50. The Erased Epilogue reviewsViolet recalls the night Olaf took her innocence away from her. Warning: sex scene. Violet/Olaf and a hint of Olaf/Bertrand. Ya heard me.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-7-10 - Violet B. & Count O. - Complete51. Reflections of Ugliness reviewsStayne remembers the night he lost not only his eye, but his entire world. Pre-movie.Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-6-10 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete52. My Anti Hero reviewsA poem about my second favourite character and my latest crush.Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-3-10 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete53. Bleed » reviewsThe White Queen suffers a miscarriage.Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-2-10 - Published: 3-21-10 - White Queen/Mirana of Marmoreal54. Still Lingers Here reviewsVictoria tells the tale of Victor's weakness. Post-movie.Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-15-10 - Complete55. Somewhere Over the Rainbow: What a Wonderful World reviewsJust a story about Lemony Snicket and R, the Duchess of Winnipeg :D Pre-series.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-12-10 - Lemony S. - Complete56. Darling, Dearest, Dead » reviewsAfter a dreadful encounter with Olaf, fifteen year old Lemony Snicket is sent to Prufrock Military School, where he has to deal with the problems of teenagehood.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,662 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-7-10 - Lemony S.57. The Diary of a Research Assistant » reviewsAlister, a new employee of Lara Croft, adjusts to his life in Croft Manor, and learns to deal with the joys and tragedies of life. Slight Alister/Zip and also Alister/LaraTomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 54,857 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-09 - Allister & Lara Croft - Complete58. In Café Metro reviewsWhen Lara agrees to retrieve Pierre's box, she catches a man staring at her. He knows everything about her, and as they talk, Lara learns what's really important.Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-20-09 - Lara Croft & Kurtis - Complete59. Destined To Be Together reviewsKit comes to a dark place and is reunited with Dewey.Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-09 - Kit S. - Complete60. You Know You're Obsessed With Tin Man When reviewsI've been on a HUGE Tin Man kick these past couple of months and this is a list of the consequences. Warning: Large quantity of mentions of sex.Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-09
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