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Author has written 42 stories for Criminal Minds, Person of Interest, and True Blood. I'm Kitty Now that "Solitary 5 Point 0" and "Watching the Watchers" are complete, look for updates to "Pixels in the Night" to continue. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVING 27 YEARS' WORTH OF ACCUMULATED CRAP FROM A VERY LARGE HOUSE TO A VERY SMALL MOBILE HOME AND IT'S A MASSIVE, TIME-CONSUMING, EXHAUSTING JOB. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF CHAPTER 14 OF "PIXELS," NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, IS GETTING WRITTEN OR POSTED UNTIL WE'VE MOVED, ORGANIZED, AND SETTLED IN -- PROBABLY IN LATE MARCH. Once that's done, we'll return to "Oogy Underground" and other abandoned multis. Find me on Twitter as TwistedCistern and on LJ as starofoberon. Currently arranging to mirror my stories on Adult Fanfiction (starofoberon) Writers Coffee Shop (starofoberon) WOMB (starofoberon) and AO3 (Gioiosa) Stole my icon from icanhascheezburger. Macro that goes with it is: "I spends all my time in pursuit of virtue... | |||||
1. Pixels in the Night » reviewsHe built the Machine. She wants to hack it. Mm, sounds like the beginning of a perfect relationship to me.Crossover - Criminal Minds & Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 12-15-12 - Published: 3-27-12 - P. Garcia & H. Finch2. Watching the Watchers » reviewsThe entire Unit is under arrest for corruption. Only Spencer Reid has managed to elude Ethics and Internal Affairs. Can he and his improbable partner in crime, Erin Strauss, save the team? Whole gang appears, has POV moments. FIFTEEN chapters and an Epilogue. Started serious, turned goofy fast on me.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,898 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 10-31-12 - Published: 11-14-10 - S. Reid & Erin S. - Complete3. Solitary 5 Point 0 » reviewsAaron Hotchner has been abducted. The Team's on the case, but in the end, it'll boil down to Hotch vs. a guy whose knowledge of profiling and mind games rivals his own. No 'ships, no slash. Co-written with my amazing beta Esperanta. COMPLETECriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 223,220 - Reviews: 499 - Updated: 10-15-12 - Published: 1-19-12 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete4. Why I Shot the Sheriff reviewsThe crime scene suggests an UNSUB who is a fan of fictional vampires. However, real vampires have just "come out of the coffin," and one of them steps forward to explain the differences between fantasy and reality to a nervous, dubious JJ. One-shot, COMPLETECrossover - Criminal Minds & True Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-12-12 - Jennifer J./JJ & Eric N. - Complete5. A Tachyon Walks into a Bar reviewsDavid Rossi tries to teach Spencer Reid how to tell a joke. A little bitty one-shot rescued challenge from CCOAC.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-2-12 - D. Rossi & S. Reid - Complete6. The Oogy Underground reviewsIn a dark dystopian future, technology rules. Profiling's discredited as unscientific voodoo law enforcement. Erin Strauss and Derek Morgan know technology's been hijacked by evil forces—but will they survive to prove it? ALL past & present team appears!Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-24-12 - Erin S. & D. Morgan7. Peeps reviewsSilly little quickie about a stakeout gone awry that my beta and I came up with. It's a new fandom for us and we just love the characters.Person of Interest - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-16-12 - J. Reese & Lionel F. - Complete8. Hard Things: JJ, Up the Stairs and Beyond reviewsJust a few minutes in the head of JJ Jareau toward the end of Episode 100. ONESHOTCriminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-8-12 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete9. Traditions Flowing Like a River reviewsWhen Haley's mom decides right in the middle of the holidays to fight Hotch for custody of Jack, Spencer goes over to his place to see if there is anything he can do. Established Hotch/Reid relationship. CCOAC Christmas challenge gift for AhmoseInarusCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-23-11 - S. Reid & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete10. TILT! reviewsMorgan is baffled: Something has gone very wrong with one member of the team. Response to CCOAC "Freaky Friday" challenge, wherein one team member takes on the personality traits of another. Basically K with one F-bomb. COMPLETECriminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-14-11 - D. Morgan - Complete11. All Part of the Job reviewsBrief one-shot follow-up to "Talisman," part of the "Home Demo" universe. Snapshot of life in the new relationship. Originally intended as second half of earlier story, but didn't wind up that way. Heed warnings, please! This universe not for everyone!Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-17-11 - S. Reid & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete12. Talisman reviewsHome Demo universe Filling in some history here, examining the night that Aaron's "Home Demo" experiment with Reid became something more formalized. One-shot. Heed warnings, please! This universe is not for everyone!Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-17-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & S. Reid - Complete13. Bindu Adne Ho Gomdar or, The Internet is Forever reviewsIt was meant to be a harmless April Fool's prank, but when David Rossi engaged the Goddess of All, Known and Unknown, well ... it's not wise to fool with a Goddess. Response to CCOAC March Madness challenge, Rossi/Garcia, Twilight Zone - ONE SHOTCriminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-27-11 - D. Rossi & P. Garcia - Complete14. Oath reviewsJust a tiny response to a few seconds of Episode 6.18, "Lauren."Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-18-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete15. Language of Hearts reviewsIt wasn't supposed to mean anything. Neither of them had the time or inclination for games, after all. One-shot, Complete.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-5-11 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete16. Showdown at Sunsplash Estates » reviewsThe story that answers the burning question, "Where does a nudist carry his gun?" A team of brutal killers. A courageous witness. Tension! Fear! Derek Morgan, naked! Morgan POV. A quickie one-a-day five-shot. Finally complete! Rated for languageCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,580 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 3-3-11 - Published: 2-24-11 - D. Morgan & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete17. Displacement reviewsAdopted challenge CCOAC. A tragic New year's Eve turn in an ugly case triggers hot buttons for the agents on site. Short, dark, slash-free and almost fluffless.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-18-11 - S. Reid & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete18. A Whole New Level of Pathetic » reviewsValentine's Day challenge for SussiRay on CCOAC, NOW COMPLETE. Had space permitted, was tempted to call it "Indiana Hotchner and the Planet of Easily Annoyed Women." Which tells you all you really need to know, right thereCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 2-14-11 - Published: 2-11-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete19. Love, From a Distance reviews"It's the expectations," Derek Morgan said, his tone unexpectedly bitter. "It's the goddamn miserable promises." JJ Jareau was at the New Year's Eve party to listen when he needed her. CCOAC challenge responseCriminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-11 - Jennifer J./JJ & D. Morgan - Complete20. Midnight Mic: The George Foyet Confession Tape reviewsFoyet takes to the airwaves to offer his own version of his uninterrupted quality time with Aaron Hotchner. Poor guy feels misunderstood and unappreciated.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-10 - G. Foyet & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete21. Keeping His Simple Faith Alive reviewsHoliday gift for kisaitaluvr. Aaron's, Jack's, and David's first Christmas together has one serious flaw: Santa Claus isn't the only one comin' to town. So is Aaron's mother, a manicured Grinch if there ever was one. Probably closer to K than TCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-4-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Rossi - Complete22. The Nature of Gravity reviewsSecond of four follow-ups to "From Me to You," in the Home Demo universe. No, follow-up One isn't posted yet! Reid's new demand of Hotchner prompts exploration of their relationship. This rated T, rest of series is very M. COMPLETECriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-30-10 - S. Reid & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete23. I Left My Face in San Francisco » reviewsCasefic, team-centric, with a double-scoop of surreal. Over the next 28 days, the UNSUB plans to kill 7 men. Finding out the UNSUB's shocking motive doesn't make the BAU team's job a bit easier. I hope I can wrap this up in 12 chapters.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-26-10 - Published: 11-18-1024. Midnight Mic the Night Spencer Got Drunk reviewsReid POV "midnight mic" confession partially explains how the the whole Home Demo world came about. T for language. COMPLETECriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-15-10 - S. Reid - Complete25. From Me to You reviewsHome Demonstration universe: Spencer gives Emily someone to practice on. Completely consensual D/s, ONE SHOTCriminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-13-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete26. Act One: It's All Context » reviewsFirst in story-cycle, "Jason and Aaron, a Tragedy in Four Acts," an exploration of the complex relationship between these two complex men. This "Act" covers 1997-98 only. Rated for occasional non-graphic, but not fully consensual, slash. Four chapters.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-10-10 - Published: 10-24-10 - J. Gideon & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete27. Physiology 101 reviewsHaley asks Aaron an awkward question at the worst possible time. Just a little Hotch-and-Haley-as-teenagers flashback fic.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & Haley H. - Complete28. Trick or Trauma reviewsMorgan neglects to open his present from Garcia, and it goes astray.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-30-10 - D. Morgan & P. Garcia - Complete29. Conditional Absolution reviewsPost-"Omnivore"- in the "Home Demonstration" universe, Hotch comes to ask Reid for the help that only he can give to deal with Aaron's guilt. Rated for somewhat graphic physical and psychological violence. NO slash. COMPLETECriminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-30-10 - S. Reid & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete30. Eight in the Bed and the Little One Said reviewsResponse to 10/22 CCOAC Fortune Cookie Prompt. Team-centric. "Roll over! Roll over!"Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-27-10 - Complete31. Scrambling for Altitude » reviewsA case fic about domestic terrorists that has for better or worse taken on a life of its own. Team-centric, guest appearances by former agents. I'm calling this my "BAU Boneyard" universe. There will be more stories in this world.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,468 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 10-21-10 - Published: 9-4-1032. Adventures of the So Happy It's Thursday Club reviewsA little Thursday afternoon stress relief at the BAU.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-11-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & S. Reid - Complete33. Fourth Time for Everything reviewsFlashback to Aaron's first years at the BAU, and the relationship that grew with Jason Gideon. Fairly delicate slash, rated M to be on safe side.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-2-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & J. Gideon - Complete34. Teacher's Pet reviewsFiclet. The new guy doesn't trust Spencer Reid as far as he can throw him. Response to Fortune Cookie prompt, "A calm sea doth not a sailor make." Or something like that.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-28-10 - S. Reid - Complete35. Mother Tongue, Other Tongue reviews"Pick Your Own Pairing" response. Hotchner slips Garcia some decaf. He'll never do it again. Rated T for some vulgar language.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-5-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & P. Garcia - Complete36. Guts of Maple reviewsSometimes these things write me rather than the reverse. Hotchner and Strauss discover common interests. Yes. Really. Some decorous steam is generated - they're on federal property, after all. I really need feedback on this puppy, please!Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-27-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & Erin S. - Complete37. Driving Mr Hotchner reviewsResponse to August 2010 challenge. Morgan and Hotchner drive back to Quantico from NYC post 4.01, "Mayhem." Just a goofy little thing exploring nature of relationships, heroism.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-24-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & D. Morgan - Complete38. The Caller of the Living » reviewsDescription has changed: AU, maybe; Little bit of everything here, principally plot-driven. Supernatural elements. Lots of humor. Lots of dangerous critters. Hotch and Garcia make like crazed weasels. Garcia-centric. Try it out!Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,151 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 2-18-10 - Published: 1-26-10 - P. Garcia & A. Hotchner/Hotch39. The Structure of His Spontaneity » reviewsFollow-up to Home Demonstration. Reid entertains Morgan and introduces him to his personal forms of entertainment. Reid's POVCriminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 1-20-10 - Published: 12-27-09 - S. Reid & D. Morgan - Complete40. Slip of the Brain reviewsMomentary lapse of intelligence on the BAU's jet. Team, Morgan-centric. Bridge between other fics.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-19-09 - D. Morgan - Complete41. 4 am at the River Queen Hotel reviewsWhen everything that can go wrong goes wrong spectacularly. Set in mid-December before "Omnivore."Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-11-09 - Complete42. Home Demonstration reviewsDr. Reid has a recreational pastime almost nobody in the BAU knows about.Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 12-9-09 - S. Reid & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
