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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight. “All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I've said before, bugs in amber.” Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five I almost never answer reviews. I know, it's rude. I love them and read them and they make me happy but I try but I'm pretty bad at it. I'm almost phobic about it. (It's weird. I'm also scared of homeless people, the ocean and talking on the phone.) Please, if it's going to offend you if I don't respond, you don't have to review. I won't be offended. Promise. | |||||
1. Drinking Problems » reviews"How can you teach a vampire to abstain from humans?" I asked Carlisle. "Starve them and take them to the zoo?" He shook his head at me and smiled. "Rehab," he said. Rehab for vampires. It was the worst idea I'd ever heard.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 4-20-13 - Published: 3-18-13 - Edward & Bella2. Hardcover Paranormal Romance » reviewsEdward has an issue with Bella Swan that can't be found in the employee handbook. AU, goofy. Complete.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,720 - Reviews: 1898 - Updated: 11-12-12 - Published: 2-11-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. The Red Eye » reviewsIt's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3664 - Updated: 12-23-11 - Published: 11-22-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete4. Through a Plexiglas Darkly reviewsA TwiKinkFest submission. HA HA! I said "submission!" Original prompt involved Edward seeing Bella at a peep show. AU.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 12-16-115. Howl » reviewsBella abandons her maker and takes a journey through the dark underbelly of the 20th century, surfacing just long enough to betray the Cullen's secret and endanger their safety. Or did she? AU, dark themes. Complete.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,525 - Reviews: 307 - Updated: 9-1-11 - Published: 1-14-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Persephone » reviewsEvil vampire overlords deserve love too, right? A chthonic love story in four parts. Complete.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 6-25-11 - Published: 6-9-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete7. Blind Luck » reviewsEdward is a driven PhD candidate with a personality problem. Can a ridiculous, directionless undergraduate help him lighten up? AH, E/BPOV alternate. Miniscule chapters. Complete.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 82,794 - Reviews: 1032 - Updated: 1-17-11 - Published: 6-4-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Edward Masen's 1918 Chicago Blues » reviewsThe last few months of Edward Masen's life prove to have the greatest impact on his future with Bella. It just takes 90 years to get there. Kinda canon except Bella who just is NOT herself. A love story, eventually. AU, Complete.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,700 - Reviews: 175 - Updated: 10-23-10 - Published: 5-2-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
