I have no idea why I'm writing LazyTown fanfiction. I really meant to write Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings fanfiction. Teen fantasy, great classic, and toddler television show duked it out and the toddler television show won. I'm still trying to figure that one out.

Current fiction:

Savannah Sunset and the Eternal Flame: Savannah Sunset and the Eternal Flame is a parody, requested by my sister, to mock Sues, Suethors, Self Inserts and various other things. Please flame away (as the title so kindly suggests!). If you like this, you probably either enjoy rubbernecking and watching trains crash into each other on the same track or you're twelve years old.

I never knew how little I knew about fashion until I realized I needed to pick out expensive clothes for Savannah!Barbie to wear.