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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Pokémon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mortal Instruments, Ben 10, Avatar: Last Airbender, Sky High, Hunger Games, Legend of Zelda, and Charles Dickens. STORY STATUS: Key: Tabled = debating continuation (may or may not ever be finished) Indefinite = Unknown Trashed = Given up/lost inspiration Sporadic = Updates, but not often Progressive = Updates fairly regularly Focused: =chapters up quicker than normal *or trying to* Boredom stinks Mythologic Chatroom: Sporadic Destinies Intertwined, Sparks Fly: Trashed Eternal Complications: Progessive Backbone: Progressive Starcrossed: Progressive One: Progressive Opposites Attract: Progressive *trying to* The American Mudblood: Trashed *new HP fanfic soon though* Playing with Fire: Sporadic ONE: Jojo: http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=15357&d=1300029094 Nala: http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=14916&d=1295785522 Abby: http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=14918&d=1295785534 Korinna: http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=14931&d=1295972421 Derek: http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=14932&d=1295972424 Amelia: http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=14933&d=1295972427 Zerc: http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=14945&d=1296157389 Alan: http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=14960&d=1296217226 Group Pic: http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=15023&d=1296677575 Vic: ;) http://teamyeheyblog.yehey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/BRANDON-JACKSON-IN-percy-jackson-movie.jpg Amanda: http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/69/55/43635569/photos/Random-Pics-2/amanda.jpg Midna: *only one Jojo drew of Peetabread's* http://www.torak.info/attachment.php?attachmentid=13575&d=1282064229 Hi! I'm Natalie (not my real name, just a fave) online I'm known as Slywolf (on the clan) and other various names . I am fifteen years old.My ultimate goal in life is to become a Writer, I absolutely love to write. I love to read, write stories (duh), play video games, roleplay, and talk. My favorite books are Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Septimus Heap series, harry potter, Inkheart trilogy, Twilight Saga (eh...) Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, The Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, Witch and Wizard...eh, i can go on and on with this. My fave video games are Pokemon Ranger (beat), Black Sigil, Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon, but Radiant Dawn better, Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Guitar Hero, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days and more. I love Axel! OoO I like Demyx too! The hippie organization member rules! I also like Xion. I love anime and manga. I like the style anime is drawn and my fave Manga is Fruits Basket, Bleach, and Kamikaze Kaito Jeanne. I love to read fan fics, you may say I have no life, my counselor says I need one. Do you know where I can get one? Here are pics for characters of my fanfics: Jenny (11) from Hoenn Region (destinies Intertwined; revealed AKA DIR) http://th08.deviantart.net/fs14/300W/f/2007/089/2/4/Pokemon_Trainer_with_Arcanine_by_cerasly.jpg Jenny (12) from Kanto Region (DIR) http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd162/bob715/Anime/Pokemon_Trainer_Anna_by_viandi.jpg Jenny (AKA Jen) (13-14) from Sinnoh Region (DIR) http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs5/i/2004/275/6/9/Pokemon_Girl_by_alienfirst_by_PokemonSweethearts.jpg Lily (15) (DIR) http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs19/i/2007/239/f/b/Pokemon_Trainer_OC_Contest_by_EvilApple513.jpg Xela (8) (DIR) the best pic I could find for her...: http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w175/hiucanimoka777/anime20girls/6afe4546.jpg My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend a lot of your life playing video games copy and paste this onto your profile If you love anime/manga copy and paste this into your profile My counselor basically told me I need to get a life (in a nice way though) If you have no life (AKA, all you do is read, write, play video games, draw, watch TV, eat, etc etc) copy and paste this onto your profile If you dream of being an author when you grow up paste this onto your profile If you have a long list of books to read paste this onto your profile If you just love Dimitri and Mason from Vampire Academy, Sebastien, Jace, and Simon from the mortal instruments, and think Taylor Lotner is hot but are not a crazy obsesses fan girl paste this onto your profile If you don't find real guys attractive anymore due to loving anime and book characters paste this onto your profile. if every other school has hot guys in it except yours paste this on your profile If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile. About me hair- brown, some people think it's blond =.= I don't know why, it's definitely brown. It's really thick but each hair in fine...it's annoying eyes- blue-green (I recently found this out, first I thought they were blue, then blue-grey then my mom told me their like a blue-green skin- skinish. I tan easily, but right now I'm light, one, it's winter, two..well...nevermind I'm 5'5'' I heard an average WOMAN is 5'4'' Yay! I'm tall! -' Girls A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Why don't people stand up? Are they that naive? Are the that disrespectful? I mean, seriously, how hard is it to stand up, re-post something and just believe? I wear black so I must be a Goth. I'm young so I must be naive. I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd. I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady. I get depressed so I must be Emo. I'm blonde so I must be an idiot. I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm Native American, so I must be a savage. I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin. I have straight A's, so I must be easy. I'm a virgin, so I must be prude I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat. I'm single, so I must be ugly. I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals. I love shopping, so I must be rich. I hate sterotypes I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says, "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven... Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISTS! (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. ~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's ~ A true idiot climds a glass wall to see what's on the other side. ~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. ~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. ~Guns don't kill people. People kill people. ~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil? ~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM' ~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder ~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. ~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!" ~I used all my sick days so I called in dead. ~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over! ~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide. ~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. ~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you! ~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty! ~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil. ~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. ~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss! ~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... ~Newscaster are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not. ~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity... ~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus ~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! ~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework. ~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer! ~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't. ~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. ~If I throw a stick, will you go away? ~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. ~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless. ~If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was. The goals in my life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, be claimed by a Greek God, become a shadowhunter, become a laguz, and become a Silvertounge fake friends never ask for food real friends are the reason your food cabinet is empty fake friends will bail you out of jail real friends will be sitting right next to you in that jail cell fake friends borrow your stuff for a few days then return it real friends have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours fake friends knock on your front door real friends will just walk right in fake friends will leave when they feel insulted real friends will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong fake friends are for a little while real friends are for life repost this if you agree If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If you've ever threatened a computer repost this (many many many times...sigh...) If you've ever had a crush on an anime character copy and repost this onto your profile (Hatori Sohma!! sooo hotttt) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway. (THAT MEANS YOU LUCY) There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird. I agree with the dictionary If you know somebody who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you are one heck of an Anime\Manga freak, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: HarpieAna, Depthmon, Lady Lilane, Rainbow 35, Raakshii, duckie lover 151,The Goth Twin Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars in the sky. They were amazingly beautiful, but the only thing I could think of was: What the hell did I do to my ceiling? If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can read that please put it in your profile., and write your name, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii, ChipsAhoyPup,The Goth Twin. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (muahaha) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I love copy and pasting stuff like this so PM me if your profile is filled with this crap) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele (that reminds me...i have a spelling test to study for...hmm .) if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (i wasn't listening in the first place) If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile. (BIG TIME T.T) If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (my world rocks and is better than our world...Welcome to the gothic/anime realm) If you are a girl who is tired of the stereotype that girls are weaker than men, copy and paste this to let those guys know that we could beat their sorry asses anyday. XD (sorry dudes...but...it's true!!) If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile. (somewhere out there...) If you can shout out a random anime quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. (If you haven't proofread your last chapter, DO IT NOW!!) If you have a really long profile, copy and paste this to make it even longer! (Oh, the irony...) If you bother to read other people's profiles looking for stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile! (again...PM me if you have things like this)
If you spend multiple hours a day reading and writing or a combination of both copy and paste this to your profile. (like right now) If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy paste this to your profile (doesn't everyone...hmm...i need to speak to my doctor) If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile (and i did not get caught!! yay spy movies that help you get away with things!! i take notes from them so i can use them later on...quite useful really) Admitting you're weird means you are normal. Saying you are normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it copy this to your profile (and i like it) If someone gave you money for no apperent reason copy and paste this to your profile (I may have had a chainsaw with me...maybe) If you enjoy copy and pasting random things to your profile, copy this to your profile If your random and don't care post this to your profile If you've ever just felt like running somewhere, anywhere, just to be free, paste this to you're profile (...:)...) If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile The electric chair was invented by a dentist if you're scared now more than ever by dentists copy and paste this onto your profile (it smells :(...) If you've ever just wanted to go up to some random person and slap them and then just walk away, copy and paste this to your profile (which i have) If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile. If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet copy and paste this to your profile (well...idk) If you are a "stupid smart person" copy and paste this into your profile. (I have my blonde moments...like everyone else) If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! (well it does!!) Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (yah!! random retards woo hoo!!) A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face! I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends! (actually...i was never normal...) A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong. A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days." Inside jokes + midnight calls + crazy nights = Best friends A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. (YAY!! TWO RETARTED IDIOT TEENAGE GIRLS!!...random...) A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "where should we hide the body?" Friends are gods way of apologizing for our families (mmm my best friend does make-up for my jacked-up family :)...wait...SHE IS MY JACKED-UP FAMILY!!)...(cousins) You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard. (She has never made me cry...of sadness that is) Sometimes i wonder..."Why is that frisbee getting Bigger?" ... and then it hits me. Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privlege. growing OLD is mandatory; growing UP is optional! (mmmmm i'll choose growing old!! Adults are just taller children...they just jump a little higher) Save trees: don't do homework! The good news: I was right. The better knews: you were wrong. Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head. I did not escape. They gave me a day pass. I never make mistakes, I thought I did once, but I was mistaken. The villagers are coming with torches and pitchforks. Please hide me. If you met my family, you'd understand! I have multiple personalites and none of them like you. It's very simple. I'm right. You're wrong. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000, DarkBombayAngel, ScoobyxAlone, Kaytii,The Goth Twin,Nitrea How You Know You are an American 1. you type your e-mail password into the microwave. 2. you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. the reason you don't keep in touch with your friends is because they don't have a myspace or e-mail account. 4. you'd rather look all over the house for the t.v. remote than to just get up and push the button. 6. even your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 7. as you read this list, you just smile and nod. 8. you are thinking about sending this to your friends. 9. you where too busy to notice that there is no #5. 10. you just looked up to see if there really was no number 5. 11. now you are laughing at your own stupidity. 12. put this on your profile if you fell for it. and i know you did! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,The Goth Twin. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. 98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgot your own name, post this in your proflie. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Girls (lol i found him already...) The Man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on...copy and paste this to ur pro if ur the one smiling It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. repost if its true There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. repost if ur the one with the questions Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Repost if ur opne of the woman What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. repost if ur evil and proud Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? (Like i would buy barbie in the first place) I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. If ur one of these stupid people repost this... The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Repost if you fel this pleasure every day Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. repost if you believe Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. If you need more excuses repost this Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge...if u r a proud girl repost this (Lol...) "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."...repost if you believe in duct tape After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."...repost if you need a psychiatrist for your crazyness... I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers...repost if animal testing is wrong... The road to success is always under construction. Repost if u know u will be successful Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'. The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink cow milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em. Do not believe in miracles, rely on them Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie This morning I looked down at my unmade bed and decided that it was art in another medium and I should not destroy it. Know what I'm thinking? No. Neither do I; frightening, isn't it? If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. Never say "OOPS!" always say "Ah, Interesting!" Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters. "I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that" yup...my god mother is insane Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up. repost if ur OCs are...different... l_ _lll_ _ _ _ llllllllllllllllllllll_llll_ _llllllllllll_llllllllllllllll_llllllllllll_llll_ _ llll_ _ _ _ _ _ lll _ _ l The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever considered making friends with the walls in your room copy this to your profile. If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile. (zac effron...) If you dream about Bleach and Naruto a lot copy this to your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (? where's bunny?) Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile. KIDDING!:3 If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. 92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 laughing you ass off. I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (HAHAHAHAHAAAAA... Yeah) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (lol) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (YES!!) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (i do this a lot) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (YES I AM!! ASK MY FRIENDS!! lol) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (YES) If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (they do??) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile -If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first name...copy and paste this onto your profile. -If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. -If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile -If you have ever liked someone who you've never met irl, copy this into your profile. (=() lol well, i only have a few more sooo... oh well i'll type them up myself!! these next ones are done by ME!! If you are part of THE Miniskirt Army copy this into your profile. If you love me and all of these COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE THINGYS, Copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have written a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. 65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading ,if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people please copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. I'm bored...If you’re bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrimbie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, FMAohshc, BellaEdward94 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, ClloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, BellaEdward94 The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Guys don't fall for me; I trip them. Shhhhh... I'm plotting. Please note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently you told Santa you had been good this year. He died laughing. Be optimistic. All the people you hate are eventually going to die. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you're a girl and you've ever beaten a guy in an arm wrestling match copy this into your profile If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever ridden an elevator up and down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too! If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever run into a wall when looking at someone else, and they saw you , copy this onto your profile. If you think those kids should just give up and give Luck his damn cereal back copy this onto your profile. If you have sat in class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for your age copy this onto your profile. If you have ever gone from disliking someone to going insane cause their NOT around copy this onto your profile. If you have ever run up a down escalator or vice versa, copy this onto your profile! 95 percent of kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent who're not, add your name and put this on your profile!AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, Dong-Chun-Mei, TwinkieTUTUS, Yellow Dino Ranger, lillian jean, anko2468, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like reading other people's fanfics better than writing your own, copy and paste this into your profile. If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Purplewolfstar35, xxNarutotardxx, anko2468, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc. If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Purplewolfstar35, xxNarutotardxx, anko2468, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohsc. If you grin like a mad idiot all the time for no perticular reason, copy and paste this into your profile If your the kind of person who will burst into a mad laughing fit about something that happened yesterday, glue this hunk-of-junk onto your profile. If you think about Avatar practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are one of those few who think Zutara will happen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you find yourself cleaning your room often and constantly rearranging things, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have a friend that you have to repeatedly tell them NOT to call you something, mourn with me and copy this onto your profile, add your name, and the nick name you hate. anko2468; annie-chan, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc, BellaEdward94, Moony... or Risa if there's no "-chan" on the end, Nitrea, Cal it's really annoying because it sounds like cow. If your friends calmly joke about you and/or your family MUST be on crack, go ahead.copy and add your name away. anko2468, RiSSYKiNS, FMAohshc, BellaEdward94 If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you can't stand stupid girls copy and paste this onto your profile If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile If you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Twilight copy and paste this on to your profile (seriously who would be?) If you can just never type fast enough copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against drunk driving please copy this onto your profile REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside... No Matter How Old You Are Now Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wanted to touch Neji Hyuga's or Sasuke Uchiha's hair, paste this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile. I got a card for my birthday. "What's better then having you for a best friend?" "That was a trick question, nothing's better then having you for a best friend!" If you find this true, funny, or cute, copy and paste it to your profile! If you have very long and sharp nails that hurt very bad if pressed into skin copy/paste to your profile The Percy Jackson pledge: If people who can't deal with people who are different (homo sexuals, different race's etc etc) copy this onto your profile If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die". 1.If a mugger stole your purse in a dark alley what would you do? Chase after him and swing my metal waterbottle into his crotch/groin. Then step on his hand so hard he lets go of my belongings. 2. If you met Allen Walker what would you do? Who he? Oh! You mean Mr. Allen my social studies teacher? I'll call him a tool XD 3.If you could marry any D.Gray-Man character who would it be? What that? 4. Favorite innocence weapon(s)? innocence weapons? Well, I like chakrams, knives, and daggers. 5.Do you believe that Kanda is emo? Who he? 6.Have you ever cosplayed as a DGM character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Digimon? ...no...wait...this isn't what this is about is it... 7. Ice Cream or bacon? ice cream(but could you combine them?I wonder O-O...yuck...I like ice cream better anyways. 8.Stretch your right arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? ...a chest (not the human kind... 9.Seen anything weird lately...neh, you knowm the usarl, asylum residents, dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, griffins, my characters... 10.Are you a fangirl? HELL YES I AM!!!! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is if you use actually Edward Elric short rants on whoever calls you short. Crazy is when you politely inform Allen Walker that people call you the evil vegetable too. Crazy is you have a argument in your head and you lose.Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you FF.net! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS. (yeah...don't ask...) .Crazy is getting caught dancing the mambo to your favorite song with your dog.Crazy, is when you start yelling that the mall Santa is the Millennium Earl in disguise.Crazy is when you start laughing maniacally in the middle of the night.(Sleep talk!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? 9. What are you wearing? 10. Did you dream last night? 11. When did you last laugh? 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? 13. Seen anything weird lately? 14. What do you think of this quiz? 15. What is the last film you saw? 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 19. Do you like to dance? 20. George Bush: 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? The first testicular guard "cup" was used in hockey in 1874, and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important. XD Copy and Paste this on to your profile if you believe in men's...stupidity? or... A pic I found that fits the story 'Demon in her Mirror' or whatever it was =P http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/72/08/39240872/photos/Charries-and-Stuff-2/muteanddemon.bmp IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.) Opening Credits Waking Up: First Day At School: Falling In Love: Fight Song: Breaking Up: After getting drunk you say: At your speech after you become prom queen/king you say: Driving: Flashback: Getting Back Together: Wedding: Birth of Child: Your deepest secret: Night Before War: Final Battle: Moment Of Triumph Death Scene: Funeral Song: End Credits: THIS WILL BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!! (XD) I AM A NINJA. AND YOUR ARE JEALOUS OF MY MAD NINJA SKILLZ!! Marth isn't gay. if you agree, copy this onto you profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. (WOOT!) If you LOVE music, copy this onto your profile. (I would die without music) If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile. (Yurp) If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile. If you think that Peach deserves better then a fat italian plumber, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile (Happend three times) If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile (-plays holy music-) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (All them boys don't know how to act) 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.(Well that was random) If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile. Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile (Don't tell me what to do! I'll call that number if I want to!) If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. (Amen) I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing better to do... If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. (I, like can't believe that no one has, like, slapped you yet!) If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile! (Happened many a times) If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are always listening 2 ur ipod, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't keep from laughing out loud while reading profiles, copy and past this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Sparrowflight, Florence Pinky-poo, Mudheart, The Silver Arrow, WritersWand Good points One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. If you can't convince them, confuse them. My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies Perfect men are only fictional. Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I see death in the face so much I start saying "hi" each time I pass. Come to the dark side. PEETA MADE COOKIES! =D "what a boyfriend should do" When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?" Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend." FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!" FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with yourboyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around yourboyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!" FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever that was lmao worthy *puts arms around best friends* hey buddies Alternate Names : 1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Camizzle (that sounds so weird) 2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Purple Wolf (oh yeah) 3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Mary Arcadia 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Loccaeks 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Purplechocolatemilk (lmao) 6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aciercm (...? ok I guess...) 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Maureen 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Chia 9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (color, and something that can go wrong): Purple Earthquake (epic) 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Purple Pegleg (epic man, epic, all the pirates are trembling in fear at the mere sight of me from a distance) 1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station: Ho hos!!!! 2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to Finnick the sea ponie! Whos your favorite redhead? Z (even though you've never heard of him, he's not real, yet) 4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? waffles 5. Last book you read? Spirit Bound 6. Describe your mood. Comical and random and weird and insane (I'm with my best buddies) 7. Describe the last time you were injured? I broke my butt 8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with? My friend Amanda (Neither of the buds with me! haha! (one of them offended the others not XD but she told me not to pick her...because she would annoy me too much) 9. Rock concert or symphony? Rock concert! 10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone? don't have one. no, I'm not young, 15. 11. Favorite drink I like chocolate milk 12. What type of shirt are you wearing? blue rock short sleeved shirt with u collar and A MAD HATTER JACKET! WHOOO! 13. If you could only use one form of transportation: Uuhhh, teleportation 14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres? Grown Ups 15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for: Dimitri Belikov...wait...he's not real...uhhhhh Johnny Depp? ...awkward... 16. What’s your favorite kind of cake angel food cake!!!! ^^ 17. What you have for dinner last night? steak, broccoli, corn 18. Look to your left, what do you see? Midna (No. not the Twili) 19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? I hate shoes 20. Favorite toy as a child? my dolls, I made them do stupid things 21. Do you buy your own groceries? ...nah, I eat my parents food 22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? No comment...*yes* 23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms? I want gummy worms... 24. Whats your favorite fruit? banana! 25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? No, I'm fat (no...don't make fun, just a little) 26. Do you like running long distances? no, I'll walk there 27. Have you ever eaten snow? yes, I was thirsty 28. What color are your bedsheets? green 29. Whats your favorite flower? Rose 30. Do you do ballet? yuck 31. Do you listen to classical music? I guess 32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head? The nanny cause my friend burst out into song 33. Do you watch Sponge bob? when nothing else is on *who lives in a pineapple under the sea SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!* 34. What temperature is it outside right now? cold 35. Do people consider you smart? People at my school, in my grade and classes. But their stupid. I'm insane 36. How many piercings do you have? just my ears 37. Are you signed on AIM? what that? 38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? Yeah...and tape, it works better 39 How do you feel about your family? I LUV MY FAMILY!! 40. Do you have an iPod? T.T my headphones broke 41. What time do you go to bed? on school days, 9, weekends, whenever I feel like it 42. What CD is currently in your CD player? I have CDs? oh wait...my mom has dozens...uh...Dark Side of the Moon? 43. What movie do you know every line to? I don't think I have one. I'm not a movie person *gasp* how could you! ...well, most of PotC and the last airbender show 44. What is your favorite salad dressing? I don't eat salad 45. What do you want for Christmas this year? video games, money 46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where? My aunts live in Texas and my fail of an uncle in New Mexico...well...he might be in Texas...I have no idea where he is 47. Do you like hugs? FREE HUGS! 48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach? when I saw a Dimitri Belikov look a like in line for the Haunted House *screams* I tried to stalk him but he got out before I did 49. Do people most often mispronounce any part of your name? um...well, people always spell my first name wrong, does that count? There's no e people! 50. Last person you hugged? My buddies next to me Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send me and Shorty and KG INC. a message saying you did!) Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!) Bolipoke Percabethrocks iloveseaweedbrain/kelley LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!) Nerdius Bookwormius DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!) Child Of The Night Wolves13/ Luna, daughter of Artemis WritersWand/Cami; daughter of Apollo Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school lol repost this if you agree lol looks like a droawing person! People say the pen is mightier than the sword...but what if that sword is Riptide? copy and paste this if a guy ever uses one of these you will burst out laughing and then be 'oh! I'm so sorry!" or if you think their cute If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents Crap. Something's wrong with my phone {Really what's that?} It's just that...your number's not on it You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is...to fall in love with me. "I bet I can kiss you without touching you," Kiss her. "I lost that bet," I know somebody likes you but if I wasn't so shy I'll tell you myself Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic, and baby, I'm lost at sea! Are you lost? Because heavens a long way from here. If your here, who's running heaven? Aw, I forgot my camera, I like taking pictures of pretty girls like you~it's funny if a nine year old says it, but it's creepy if someone older says it o.O It's a good thing I have my library card {Why?} Because I'm totally checking you out! Can you take me to the bakery? Because I want a cutiepie like you! Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? You are the reason men fall in love. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw! I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. If I followed you home, would you keep me? Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend? God was showing off when he made you. Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice. You must be a parking ticket (or book), because you have fine written all over you. Excuse me, do you have Band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless. You must be the cause of global warming. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there) I knew I recognized you. You look just like my next boy/girl friend. May I have your autograph? Why? For being the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. Is your daddy a shoemaker, because you just knocked me off my feet. You look like my first wife. {How many have you had?} None. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I'm not easily distracted... HEY IS THAT GUY SPARKLING? Sometimes, I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up. Smile. It makes people wonder what your up to. "Help! I've fallen and I cant -- Hey! Nice carpet!" There are no stupid questions.. just stupid people. My imaginary friend thinks you have issues. It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try and insult me, at least do it right! Don't look at me in that tone! When I am at Hogwarts, I will not ask Harry if is Scar Senses are tingling. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. Act your age, not your shoe size. I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me? It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone! Why spell it out if I can scream it in your face? When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it. If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, sue them, then rub it in their faces. "Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary. I'm not afraid of the dark, just the ninjas hiding in it. Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?! "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Dorthea: ...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet? Jace: I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead. Isabelle: Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have some code names. Jace: A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? The- Luke: Jesus! It's the Mortal Cup, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl. It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of Our Enemies Since 1234.' Inquisitor: The cuckoo bird. You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places. Clary: Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds? Clary: What are all these? The meek may inherit the earth, but for the moment it belongs to the concieted. Clary:Why are you such an asshat? 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Zack 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Green 3. Your first initial? C 4. Your month of birth? July 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Lauren 7. Your favorite number? 8 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish that I will pass the AP exam Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. Not true! That maybe true for HIM though, he's just my best friend. (I like him a little though, maybe it will grow as time goes on) 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Yay! Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. Yay! L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Really? Cool! I need one. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. hum...I wonder who that is 6. This person is your best friend. One of my besties 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Only Eight? =( let me count...1, 2, 3, 4...aw, dammit, maybe it's right. I only have 4 CLOSE friends! 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! ...No! My birthday's past the AP exam! . The Stupid Test! Put an 'x' next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all the 'x's'. if you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid. Do NOT take this seriously. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. ~Total= 3~ () You have ran into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (x) You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (x) People have called you slow. ~Total= 9~ (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire. (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. (x) You’ve fallen asleep in class () If someone says “fart”, you laugh. () You just laughed. ~Total= 4~ () Sometimes you just stop thinking . (x) You tell a story, and forget what you were talking about halfway through. (x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. (x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. ~Total= 4 ~ () You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (social studies and Chem homework) (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (x) You’ve looked all over for something, and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. ~Total= 3~ () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. (x) You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you. (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. (x) You have fallen out of your chair before. (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. ~Total= 5~ My Total: 28...aw damn i'm stupid xD If u think this is funny, copy and paste onto own profile. Child Abuse Speak Out! My name is Sarah Not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. If you believe in spreading human awareness, copy and paste this onto your profile. oOoOoOoOoOoOoOo dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them. Child Abuse Speak Out! WOULD YOU RATHER.. 1) pierce your nose or tongue? what if I swallow the earring? eek! DO YOU PREFER.. 5) flowers or angels? Jace! DO YOU PREFER.. 18) being hot or cold? temperature or appearance? MISCELLANEOUS.. 29) What is your biggest fear in the world? ummm. I hate being on bridges. or losing a close family member or friend. *Kazu Hi, my name is Kazu. *IN MEMORY OF JUNKO FURUTA: THE GIRL WHO WENT THROUGH 44 DAYS OF TORTURE. This is the absolute true story that I'm basing my fanfic "Life Isn't always Fair" by. Just based by the title, this is about a girl who had to go through 44 days of pain and torture. Copy and Paste this to your profile if you care about this girl. :( In November of 1988, Boy A (then 18), Boy B (Jo Kamisaku, then 17; Kamisaku was a new family name he took after being released from prison [1]), Boy C (then 16) and Boy D (then 17) from Tokyo abducted and held Furuta, a second year high school (grade 11) student from Saitama Prefecture in Misato, for 44 days. They kept her captive in the house owned by the parents of Boy C. To forestall a manhunt, Boy A coerced Furuta into calling her own parents and telling them that she had run away from home, but was with "a friend" and was not in danger. He also browbeat her into posing as one of the boys' girlfriends when the parents of the house where she was held were around, but when it became clear that the parents would not call the police, he dropped this pretext. Furuta tried to escape several times, begging the parents more than once to help her, but they did nothing, apparently out of fear that Boy A would hurt them. Boy A was at the time a low-level yakuza leader and had bragged that he could use his connections to kill anyone who interfered. According to their statements at their trial, the four of them raped her, beat her, introduced foreign objects including an iron rod into her vagina, made her drink her own urine and was fed cockroaches, inserted fireworks into her anus, and set them off, forced Furuta to masturbate, cut her nipple with pliers, dropped dumbbells onto her stomach, and burned her with cigarettes and lighters. (One of the burnings was punishment for attempting to call the police.) At one point her injuries were so severe that according to one of the boys it took more than an hour for her to crawl downstairs to use the bathroom. They also related that "possibly a hundred different people" knew that Furuta had been imprisoned there, but it is not clear if this means they visited the house at different times while she was imprisoned there, or themselves either raped or abused her. When the boys refused to let her leave, she begged them on several occasions to "kill (her) and get it over with". On January 4, 1989, using one of the boys' loss at mah-jongg as a pretext, the four beat her with an iron barbell, poured lighter fluid on her legs, arms, face and stomach, and set her on fire. She died later that day of shock. The four boys claimed that they were not aware of how badly injured she was, and that they believed she had been malingering. The killers hid her corpse in an 55-gallon drum filled with cement; the perpetrators disposed the drum in a tract of reclaimed land in Koto, Tokyo. The boys were arrested and tried as adults; but, because of Japanese handling of crimes committed by juveniles, their identities were sealed by the court. However, a weekly magazine Shukan Bunshun reported their real names, claiming "Human rights aren't needed for brutes."[2] Furuta's real name and details about her personal life were reported exhaustively in the media. Kamisaku was judged as a sub leader, at least according to the official trial. The four boys pled guilty to a reduced charge of "committing bodily injury that resulted in death," rather than murder. Boy A's parents sold their house for approximately 50 million yen and paid this as compensation to Furuta's family.[citation needed] For his participation in the crime, Kamisaku served eight years in a juvenile prison before he was released, in August 1999. In July 2004, he was arrested for assaulting an acquaintance, whom he believed to be luring a girlfriend away from him, and allegedly bragged about his earlier infamy. [1] Kamisaku was sentenced to seven years in prison for the beating. Junko's parents were dismayed by the sentences received by their daughter's killers, and enjoined a civil suit against the parents of the boy in whose home the crimes were committed. When some of the convictions were overturned on the basis of problematic physical evidence (the semen and pubic hair recovered from the body did not match those of the boys who were arrested), the lawyer handling the civil suit decided there was no case to be made and refused to represent them further. (There is speculation that the evidence may have been contaminated—for example, by unidentified persons who raped Furuta. One of the most disturbing parts of this true story is that her killers are now free. After putting Junko Furuta through all that suffering, they are free men. These horrifying things done to Junko Furuta had been collected through the Japanese court trial of the case, and blogs from 1989. They show the pain that Junko Furuta had to endure before she was finally dead. All this had happened to her while she was still alive. They are disturbing, but the truth. All of this had happened. Back to fun stuff: 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Zack 2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? Blue 3. Your first initial? C Done with that? 1. You are in love with this person. female comebacks pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost *List twelve of your characters from vampire academy, in no particular order. 1. Dimitri Belikov! 2. Rose Hathaway 3. Lissa Dragamir 4. Chistian Ozera 5. Adrian 6. Mason 7. Eddie 8. Mia 9. Tatianna 10. Victor 11. Christians aunt (mind blank! what's her name! . 12. Sydney 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? no, she's a little old for him. plus he's dead. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? duh, he controls fire. Yeah. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I didn't know Sydney was a guy. O.o lesbians? (no offense to anybody) Tatianna? No. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Yes!!! But Mason is dead. and I like Dimitri better 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither. Adrian is straight, and would not date his aunt. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Three and Six having sex? xD LissaXMason? Eddie...go tell Rose and Christian. lol 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Lissa and Victor? Easy. summary: read Vampire Academy. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? No! DimtriXMia shall not exist! (though I like both) 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. ummm...The Alchemists' Nightmare? 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Japenese word, can't think of it, think it means goodbye or hello =P) Bitches. It fits Mia in the first couple books! 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Alchemists' are not fun when angry. Dhampers: beware. 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I haven't read any VA fics...lol. But I want to. Adrain's epic. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? Cute I guess Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? Chistrian's aunt. ... Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? Well, if I was a guy, yes. Since Rose is always described as big breasted. ...but then there are the guys that like them petite... 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? Hmmm...Sydney sends Mia to stop dhampers from leaving bodies around! No. It fails epically. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? drunk driving probably. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 6 or 7? Eddie. One, he's a strong, badass dhamper. Two, he's alive. *Tell us a favorite movie and give 10 examples of characters in the movie and then answer the following questions. Pirates of the Caribbean 1. Jack Sparrow 2. James Norrenton 3. Elizabeth Swann-Turner 4. Will Turner 5. Calypso 6. Barbossa 7. Governor Swann 8. Beckett 9. the two funny pirates 10. the short bald man What would happen if 2 and 7 got together? ...gay couple? Don't you go insulting my James! Do you think 6 is cute? ...Barbossa? No. Would 5 and 9 make a good couple? yes! the pirate that knew how talk to Calypso! Does everyone like 10? Everyone likes the little man. Describe 1. Captain Jack Sparrow. Played by badass Johnny Depp. Most Epic captain in all the seven seas. Is 3 funny? 4? Elizabeth? I guess. Will? Yeah... What is your opinion if 8 was your sibling? ...Beckett's evil Is 2 boring? *gasps* How dares you insult james! Scary Stuff: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded... "They hurt her..." About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. Lucky Dog... Anyone who has pets will really like this. You'll like it even if you don't and you may even decide you need one! Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named 'Lucky.' Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's other favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box. A small request: All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer. Amen Killed by a vending machine: What are the odds? Not great, but it does happen. According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, vending machine accidents caused at least 37 fatalities and 113 injuries between 1978 and 1995. In a December 1998 case, Canadian college student Kevin Mackle, 19, was found dead of asphyxiation under a Coke machine in a Bishop University residence stairwell. The coroner's conclusion? That after a night of drinking beer with friends to celebrate the end of exams (his blood-alcohol was just over the legal limit for driving), Kevin tried to rock a drink loose from the 920-pound machine, causing it to topple over on him. (Man you'd have to have had a bad day if you get killd by a vending mechine good thing I realy don't use them.) Things that are unnatural :Shaving If you oppose one by saying it's unnatural than oppose them all. Have you Ever Read A book Were you Felt Like that Person In that Book, And you Were the One to Fall in Love And when The book Ended.. You felt Your Heart break Because the One you Loved Wasn't Real? ~by Do or Die YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose.) xYou love hoodies. TOTAL: 14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. TOTAL: 6 ...Most important: Do you like guys? XXXXXX (like? Ha! Should I name all of them? Well just for starters...Dimitri Belikov, Nicholi, Alexei, dude from the picture I saw in school, Z, Daniel, Finnick...) God The University professor challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!" "God created everything?" The professor asked. "Yes sir", the student replied. The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil." The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?" "Of course", replied the professor. The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?" "What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question. The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat." The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?" The professor responded, "Of course it does." The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present." Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?" Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil." To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." The professor sat down totally deflated. The young man's name -- Albert Einstein I'm sixteen years old And my life is on hold. I'm told I'm smart And have a big heart. I have eight sisters and brothers And they really are no bothers I am good in school And my friends think I am cool I get a 4.0 average It's a pretty hard challenge. I work hard in school School is pretty cool. Home is okay, But I am waiting for the day, When I pack up and leave, And take my brothers and sisters with me Because my mom is a drunk And in some other junk I'm sixteen years old And my life is on hold My sister is eighteen months old She's my silver and gold She's the youngest one And she's my bright sun Without her their is no me Because she makes me so happy. Things are going pretty good. Everyone smiles like they should Everything is just fine. I feel the sun shine. When I see them smile Everythings alright for awhile But it didn't last long enough We have to pack up all our stuff Mom is going away She won't stay. Today, life is not okay. Today, we have to go away. We are moving in with our grandmother At least we still have each other Things aren't so bad I don't need to be sad. I'm sixteen years old And my life is on hold. Things are coming back together We are having some good weather Grandma is pretty good Things are like they should Now we have more bad luck This is rerally starting to suck I'm told we might have to go To a foster home, you know. I don't want to go I can't ever go. We need to stay here This my worst fear We'll be taken in This evil sin We'll be separated And maybe even hated Noone will take us all in What will we do then We need each other Don't separate my sister and brother This can't happen My world's breakin' What do I do I need a year or two It's all coming so fast We were suppose to last I'm sixteen years old And my life is on hold Things were fine I could of handled mine I can care for them I wouldn't hurt them Can't you see They need me Don't take them from me That would be cruelty I can't let them go I love them so And I will slowly die If I have to say good-bye My future might be open But my heart would be broken. I'm sixteen years old And my life is on hold ~Cute and sad poem/song thing written by...uh...wolfpup..something. . I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. WritersWand: This so fits me! ...except the line that says I haven't been asked out in a year...i have! He was the first! ^_^ though I broke up with him not liking the idea of dating yet =P and he was really pushy, always wanting to kiss and trying to get me to french kiss. Ew! (I'm sorry if any of you like that but I just can't get over the fact of two different tongues touching) though Zack's still one of m best friends, since I was 9, I'm 15 now ;) ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Sammie.reader, TheJazzyDolphin. WritersWand If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I'm not). You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.) You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of them!) Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!” You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. ~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. ~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" ~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo or Athena) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(Absaloutly NOT!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about greek mythology You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO You've called someone you know a satyr. And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! I just realized that my profile is long. Wow! Amazing! Fantastic! Spectacular! If you think long profiles are great, copy this into your profile! Thanks every one that helped me make a long profile! It's a good thing there's no character limit for profiles. If there was...i think I beat it. xD Well that was fun! I want to find more stuff like this. Bye everyone and Thanks for reading this long and boring profile. Enjoyz my stories! X3 | |||||||||
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