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Author has written 88 stories for Naruto, Remote, Yu-Gi-Oh, Vampire Knight, Vampire Academy, Misc. Books, Death Note, Hellsing, Fallen, Get Backers, Kuroshitsuji, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Junjō Romantica, and Trinity Blood.
The girl you just called fat
She's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly
She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped
He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars
He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying
His mother is dying.
Repost if you're against bullying.
I bet more than 95% of you won't...
On Saturday, the 13th of August 2011...
Two of my beloved pets passed away.
Roxy, our beautiful German Shephard, and Muffin, our once retarded but lovely cat, were taken to a friend of the family who put them both to sleep, on the request of my mother.
Roxy has been with me since I was just a baby; barely one years old.
She had been gradually descending into the darkness of death, having been senile, deaf, blind and incompetent for more than three years; it had gotten to the point where her back legs were constantly failing her, and she could barely walk to us to be fed.
Although she still had an appetite, and she seemed to be content with slowly drifting towards death, neither my mum nor I could stand watching her suffer in such a cruel way; keeping her alive not for her own willpower, but out of our selfishness of being too reluctant to let her go, was not fair on her.
And it seems so vividly unclear to me to be writing this now. Because she has always been there; I don't know what life would have been without her. But now I do.
She outlived so, so many, and was loved just the same by everyone who had the pleasure of knowing her.
Roxy has always been there for me, and my family; she was still here after her brother Radar died ten years ago; she was still there when Gizmo, Tosca, Sally, Dougle, Perky, Ariel 1 & 2, Flounder, Mixie, Flower, Scooter, Smoky 1 & 2, Poppy, Sarge, Willie, Charlie, Kahlua, and our multiple Zebra Finches died; she was there for my mum when her father died; she was there through everything, every trial, tribulation and happy time we had.
She made those times. And now she has left them as distant memories in the wake of her sudden absence.
And Muffin... the mentally retarded cat we adopted from the RSPCA as one of our thirteen--now twelve--...
She was impossible not to love, regardless of how difficult or frustrating she could be.
As I said to her last night, lying with her on my mum's bed... "As demented as you may be, you're still lovely."
And that is an undeniable truth.
Muff became very sick, very suddenly; but we had already anticipated this, for many years now. Her immune system was failing her; excreting blood from both her rear and her mouth, depriving herself of food and water for five days, losing half of her weight until she was barely half a kilo... We had no other choice.
And even as we gave her the various injections, she fought relentlessly to get away, escape from the poison that was supposed to put her out of her misery; and she screamed and screamed the entire time, only calming when I rubbed her head enough to lull her off into her eternal sleep.
She died lying next to Roxy, who had already left us, her eyes still staring into mine.
I don't think I'll ever forget it.
It's the most I've cried at any one time in years
Rest In Peace, You Beautiful Creatures.
You shall be missed with every day your presence is not registered.
And when someone ever asks, "How many pets do you have?"
I will still say, "I have twenty-two pets, two of which have joined the rest in Heaven."
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Yeah... so this is me...
A few things bout me;
1) I was born on the same day as Sasuke Uchiha, though I will not specify my age (let's just say I am of age to marry him; but technically we ARE already married, so that doesn't count! XP)
2) I draw anime/manga for a living (mwahahahahaha, the life of a mangaka is both perilous and awesome, says said artist/author!); just don't ask questions about that particular statement, coz no, I am not obliged ot answer, nor does the law state that I must do so... Sorry if this annoys anyone- I never claimed I was any GOOD at it anyways! XP
3) My fave colours are dark/navy blue and black (crimson red, silver and WHITE... yes, I know I am strange... it is a genetic disease that has finally caught up to me...)
4) I am known to be the strangest person on the face of the planet, says "said friends"; believe me, they utter words of both wisdom AND truth- heed their advice AND their warnings; mostly to avoid yours truly!
5) I am the proud owner of 25 pets; yes that's right, 25; thirteen cats, two dogs, seven birds and three rabbits. A minagerie in itself, and one to self acclaimed glory, fame, renownment and proud self glorification! XP
Social Networking Sites:
So, for any that are vaguely interested in being within reach of me at all times (mostly), here's a few of the places you are most likely to find me;
2) DeviantART-(Again, lemme know who you are before anything else, if you feel like contacting me on there!)
3) Twitter-(Obviously you'll know that this is me... you're sort of retarded if you don't, no offence! It IS my FF.net username, after all!!)
4) MSN hotmail- Just look up 'Sasukeluva 4eva' in the search toolbar, and you should come up with me... I won't be disclosing my email address, so it is best to do it this way! .-
5) JpopAsia- Check me!
6) LiveJournal- Sasukeluva_4eva (I dunno if you can make links to my profile or what, but add me here too, if you have one!)
7) FictionPress- http://www.fictionpress.com/u/795996/xXx_Apathetic_Sorrow_xXx (I finally got one! :D)
8) Mibba-(I love my page layout! x33)
Okay, so basically here's the peeps I love most on this site right here!
SasuSaku Forever and Ever;
Dudes... I love her... so fereakin' much... it isn't even funny. She is the epik of epik... coz she's awesomesauce... andandandand I love her... and her stories... andandand that is all I should really hafta say... except that if you don't read her stories, I will summon spork-wielding gnomes andandand I'll have them scoop out your eyes through your windpipe. =3
Rylenae- Fereakin' awesomesauce are the only words in my dictionary that describe her... she is beyond fucking awesome... the epicest of the epic of epic... I love her!! XD
SourSugarLump- She is the living embodiment of GOD guys, and her drawings are both off the fucking HOOK, and something that I will kill her over (her profile pic is something she drew herself with her tablet- my talented little unifriddle, lol!!) one day...
Kygolie- Now this girl, my friends, has some serious talent (don't they all?); no jokes. I love both her works, and her in general. She is always ingenuitive, clever and original, and the pieces of literature she produces... my word is WOW (I LOVE ALL OF MY FF.net FRIENDS EQUALLY!!).
KiryuuChick- Coz she's awesome. And a betch. For not starting her own fanfics as of yet. Instead dedicating her time reading mine. So please. Join my cause. Help me to persuade her to do the unthinkable. That being posting her first lot of stories. Kthnxbai. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2356958/KiryuuChick
Iz be addin' more later, as I make 'em!! XD
Fanfiction Collab AccountS ('s' implying that I have more than one):
Okay guys, I have another FF.net account, although this time it's a collaborated effort between me and my friend 'Awsum.'
Second account is with my friend 'Mello-san', A.K.A. 'KiryuuChick'. DO IT NAAAAOOW! XD
Okay, so here are some things that I have used as inspiration for my story 'High School Scandal'!
Chapter 2- Sasuke's converse sneakers (the best one's I could find);
Chapter 4- Sakura's cocktail dress and necklace;
Chapter 4- Sakura's silver high-heels;
Chapter 4- Sakura's party hairstyle;
Chapter 4- Sakura's earrings;
Chapter 4- Sakura's diamond ring;
Chapter 4- Sakura's diamond bracelet-
Chapter 5- Karin's cocktail dress;
Chapter 5- Karin's high-heel boots;
Chapter 5- Karin's party hairstyle;(The thought of KARIN with this hairstyle had me in STITCHES!! XD)
Chapter 5- Ami's cocktail dress;
Chapter 5- Ami's high-heels;
Chapter 5- Ami's party hairstyle;
Chapter 11- Itachi's Lamborghini Gallardo Nera;
Chapter 11- Itachi's LG-SD910 Duo Slide Phone;
Chapter 12- Sakura's leggings (work-out purposes);
Chapter 12- Sakura's black crop-too (work-out purposes);
Chapter 12- Sakura's casual dress (worn with leggings);
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's jeans;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's t-shirt (worn with jeans);
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's swimsuit top;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's skirt (swimsuit top);
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's bikini;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's lolita dress (Yuuki, Vampire Knight);(HATE Yuuki; LOVE this dress! XD And I hate them.)
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's lolita dress 2;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's lolita dress 3;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's lolita dress 4;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's lolita dress 5;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's lolita dress 6;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's lolita dress 7;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Ino's lolita dress;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Hinata's lolita dress;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Hinata's lolita dress 2;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's lolita pants with chains;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's lolita pants/over-skirt;(SO FUCKING AWESOME!! XD)
Chapter ? (undecided)- Karin's mini-skirt;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Ami's mini-skirt;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's evening gown;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's evening gown 2;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's evening gown corsage;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's school formal gown;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Sakura's school formal corsage-
Chapter ? (undecided)- Ino's formal gown;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Hinata's formal gown;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Ami's school formal gown;
Chapter ? (undecided)- Karin's formal gown;(LOL!! XD I laughed!! xDD)
The Virgin Widow
Chapter 5- Sakura's Kimono-
Chapter 6- Sakura's Nightgown;
Chapter 6- Sasuke's Formal Kimono;
Chapter 6- Sakura's Bedroom;
Sasuke's Private Dining Room;
Sakura's Wedding Gown;
WARNING (Image contains nudity; open at your own risk)--Tattoo Design (Further referencing needed);
Chasing your Shadow;
After two years of pain and suffering, 17 year old kunoichi Sakura Haruno sets out to save her former teammates, Naruto and Sasuke, and along the way discovers that her feelings towards a certain Uchiha aren't as dead as she pretends them to be...
Fourth time's the charm;
The first time is always the worst... always the most unbearable... not for Sakura Haruno's case. When a relic from her past suddenly appears with one sole intention...RAPE! What will she do to stop him! Please R&R!
A poem that delves deeper into the emotions of Sakura, from the author's POV; a reflection on the suffering Sakura endured after Sasuke left. Please review!
Last chance at love;
After four years of pursuing renegade shinobi Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura finally manages to bring him home... Three years later she finds herself marrying the man of her dreams. Everything after that is perfect; except after their first night together, Sasuke suddenly reverts back to his stoic, distant self!! What will Sakura do?! If all hope is lost, then Sakura will have NO hope at a last chance at love!! GRAPHIC lemons; PLEASE R&R!!
Just a memory...
I placed the photo face-down on the bench, a sudden wave of déjà vu washing over me; muttering quietly under my breath, I turned so that my back was to the picture frame, sauntering toward the open door. “Only a mere memory, nothing more...”
Forgotten Truth; A Brother's Farewell
A poem dedicated to the passing of my dearly beloved aniki, Itachi Uchiha; delves into Sasuke's emotions through the author's perspective P.O.V. - Please R&R! Character; Sasuke Uchiha- Dedicated to: Itachi Uchiha- "Rest in peace, sweetheart." From yours truly! T-T
Forbidden Fruit (currently on hiatus)
A year after Kurumi almost lost her life in a fire that threatened to destroy her and her illicit love, things seem to be back to abnormal. When she and her boss are thrown into an unavoidable situation, will the consequences for their actions prove dire?
Title: Beautiful Lie
Categories: Angst, Romance, Suspense, DARK (-ish)
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno
HE was full of nothing but hate--SHE was full of nothing but despair and sorrow; when two souls of similar circumstances are thrown together to "HELP" one another recover from past traumas, is that what will really occur? Or will one's rage be too much for the other broken soul to handle?
Songfic-ish, as I was inspired to write this from a song that a dear friend of mine suggested called "Beautiful Lie" by "30 Seconds To Mars." LOVE THAT SONG!! XDD
Categories: Angst, Romance
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha & Sakura Haruno
'I-It... can't... be... How... how did it turn out this way...? Why did it have to be like this...? Why are you doing this... Sasuke-kun?'
Slightly song fic-ish, as I am using "Tragique (death of a shinobi)" as the theme song throughout the story's duration! (Naruto Shippuden OST)
Ideas for stories;
Title; Requiem for the Lost Shinobi (Currently working on)
Categories; Tragdey: Hurt/Comfort
Characters; Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha & Team Hebi, Itachi Uchiha (NaruxSasuxIta fic)
'They're... all gone... all of them... they're... I'm... I'm all alone in this world... again... Onegai... onegai! Someone... save me... from the darkness... I'm being sucked in! Onegai; is there anyone out there who can hear me?! ONEGAIIII!' Stumbling alone throughout existence without a purpose, a meaning to why you live... is not something to be taken lightly. When Naruto loses everything in one foul swoop, his family, his home, everything, he is left to his own devices; to roam aimlessly without any reason to further his existence. Is there really any point for him to continue on? So many promises have been broken, never completely fulfilled, and bonds past and present severed through by a katana that haunts Naruto's dreams. What will the prospective Hokage do to remain on his feet, keep him alive, in order to accomplish one last 'promise-of-a-lifetime', to both himself, and the kunoichi he had been in love with?
The bizarre twist to the story will leave you wanting more! (I think... XP)
Picks up from manga Shippuden chapter 430: Naruto Returns!, except in this fic, everyone is dead... TTTT And Itachi-kun is alive at this point of the story; I AM aware that he dies earlier in; I own the whole manga collection of Naruto! TTTT
Title; The blade cuts deep
Characters; Sasuke Uchiha (Team Taka), Sakura Haruno
Everything's fine; deployed on you're average S-ranked solo mission, everything's in your favour-- until Sakura accidentally runs into the man who haunts her dreams, twists her very existence as she knows it. That's when everything takes a change for the worse... LEMON CONTENT: BE ADVISED- later on in the fic, though! PLEASE R&R!
Title; Déjà vu
Subtitle; The Mission is...?! Journey to the Land of Waves; Avenger's retribution short-lived
Characters; Sasuke Uchiha (Team Hebi), Sakura Haruno, Team Kakashi (7) (SasuxSakuxTeam 7 fic!)
Deja vu. That's what it was; why else would Team 7 be assigned with the job to aid and protect the old geezer Tazuna the Master Bridge builder himself, back to the Land of Waves, a place none of the shinobi of that team had ever been back to? Too many unwanted memories and emotions would be tossed up in the turmoil. But it appears that they have no choice in the matter; this was an S-ranked mission, where all the stakes are too high to risk it to chance, and the cost for failing would be the untimely death of another innocent man, along with his apprentice grandson Inari.
So what do they do? They accept the mission, and escort Inari and Tazuna back to their hometown, after they had made extensive repairs to the village, which was still in ruin three years after Pain brought it crashing to it's knees. But when a relic long-since sought out by Team Kakashi suddenly appears for no apparent reason, how will they react? Especially the pink haired kunoichi whom has ached to properly love him, long after he had become an S-ranked criminal; and when he states in dull monotone that he needed her, how does Sakura take the news? What sinister motives lie beneath the Uchiha's facade, and will Sakura come out of this more hurt than she had been in the beginning?
LEMONS SHALL BE INSERTED AT A LATER TIME!! PLEASE R&R!!
Title: Unwavering determination, diminishing hope
Categories: Angst, Romance
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha & Sakura Haruno
"You say that you'll do anything for me... but how much of that is really the truth... Sakura?"
LEMONS!! BE ADVISED!! XD
Title: Tombe de la nuit
('Tomb of the Night')
Categories: Angst, Romance
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha & Sakura Haruno
Sakura Haruno, whilst on a mission to gather Intel on the whereabouts of one Sasuke Uchiha, is captured and raped by none other than... Itachi Uchiha?! Not only that, but not long after he is killed by Sasuke, Sakura finds out that she is pregnant with the mass-murderer's bastard son! When news of this travels to the ears of the man she has irrevocably loved her whole life, he comes back to the village and... begs her to carry out the pregnancy?! What could have possibly brought this on?! And how will Sakura react when he declares that he will take the child from her and raise it himself?! Only time will tell. And as time shifts, so do the feelings both share for one another...
LEMONS BIG TIME; PLEASE R&R!! =D
(Naruto Shippuden OST 14- Tombe de la nuit is the music that I thought somewhat appropriate for this fic! It also carries another meaning as to why I have called it that; you will have to read to the end to find out! XP)
Please send me a message if you'd like me to write any of these, otherwise I'll get working on them later!
"Dou itashi mashite, ne!" Lol.
You say BABY PINK (DISGUSTING is an understatement.)
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If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashing to your profile and add your name to the list; Sasukeluva 4eva
\ o.o / Zetsu
-:- Pain (Yahiko)
THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF YOURS TRULY (Sasukeluva 4eva), SO PLEASE DO NOT CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! Sankyuu! =D
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THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
9. Which team is your favorite?
10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
What will happen eventually...
A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.
"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"
"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.
"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of fucking ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.
"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.
"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"
There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.
Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!
You know you are addicted to anime if...
you walk into a store/library and they tell you they have a new shipment of manga/anime in the back set aside for you.
if normal people have no idea what your talking about half the time.
if you get in a fight with someone and you start flashing handsigns
if you turn down 10 dollars because it isnt in gold
if you beat random people in the head with gitar hoping a robot will come out.
if you create a clan and more than 5 people are in it.
if you have a myspace/facebook/etc and the profile picture is anime
if you give people nicknames such as baka or panda-kun
if you add a surname at the end of everyones name
if you give anime names to your pets
if you have an anime nickname and will not respond to your real name
if you believe that you are a powerful demon
if you call all non-anime fans pathetic nengin
if you think flamers are random english teachers in skimpy outfits with nothing better to do.
if you wear a paper plate because you couldnt find your cosplay mask and no one must see your real face.
if all of these comply to you (guilty 100)
if you cry when a fanfic ends or a character dies
if you have a nose bleed whenever turned on
if you think glomps are normal hugs
if you randomly speak japanese and english together, and your friends understand you,
if you scream "O MY GOD! LOOK ITS A THUNDERSTORM!" and you and your friends go to get your metal suits because of a fanfic you read about being hit by lightning and going to the land of Naruto.
if you are still reading this and nod at every one you see copy and post this on your page
I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are);
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away; but if the Doctor is cute, screw the fruit...XD
THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: DanichT02, wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva
SASUSAKUCLUB You gotta love this pairing to join. Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name: 0Mori_Ita0, XSakuraHarunoX,Sasura-sakuXsasu4ever , bloodygirl, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7.,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva
If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7., wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva
SASUKE RULES CLUB:IF you think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org, xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Supporters of this--x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, ordinarilyextrodinary,Narutofan1126, Sabaku No Eva aka Saki,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva
Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!
Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva
Here are some of the signs to show I'm addicted to Naruto:
Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!
· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile
Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (HA. Reverse psychology man. LEARN IT.)
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
if someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (... The last time I checked was around 3000 B.C. ... I wonder what's happened since then...?)
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE CLOWNS!! Have they even got a NAME for THAT phobia yet?!)
If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. (On many an occasion... now lemme ask YOU a question; have you ever tripped on a completely flat surface, only to end up falling down the stairs... HEADFIRST?? o.O)
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (What about thrown off a balcony a 60 FOOT balcony.. heheh, squahed flat with a steamroller, carved into pancake strips, fed to the sharks, rip open said fish, scoop out the innards, boil it in a pot, stick the remains into a furnace and scatter the ashes over a volcano, cackling like an insane lunatic?? Try it, it WORKS.)
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If you believe in true love and that there is someone for everyone copy and paste this into your profile!
if you aren't scared to die, but are scared of pain copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile
A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend
If there are times when you wanna annoy the hell out of somebody copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation then copy this to your profile
If your one of those people who doesn't care about what people think about you then copy and paste this in your profile
If you support inuxkaggs copy and paste this into your profile
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little word and all of your friends laugh at you for it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Naruto copy this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?)
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think SasuSaku is the best couple copy and paste this to your profile.
If you dislike Ino Yamanaka copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate SasuHina copy and paste this to your profile.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I'm not I religious but I think it said a lot for the believers out there.
Pure Love Story
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I Love you, slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile.
Power of the Human Mind
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If you could read that put it in your profile
Jobun = Foreword
Ichi = One
Haru = Spring
Sayonara = Goodbye
Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)
Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it
Koibito / Amate = Lover
Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'
Koi = Love
Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart
Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)
Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'
Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom
Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)
Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)
Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)
Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)
Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'
Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'
Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle
Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin
Ossan = Old man / Mister
Onna = Woman
Gaki = Brat
-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama
-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san
-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun
-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan
-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei
-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)
-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)
-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai
-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai
GIRLS DON'T REALISE THESE THINGS
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I do not own this; I just borrowed it from 'mackanzie2388' because I loved it so much! lol XP
If there are any guys that want to date me, my dad gives them these rules.
Daddy's Rules for Dating
I think you can understand why I don't get that many dates.
_Taken from crazychick1313's profile. (: _
put this on your page
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'FRIENDS' AND 'BESTIES!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Again, borrowed from 'mackenzie2388!' What can I say? I love her stuff! XD
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...
1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!
2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.
3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?
4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...
5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.
7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!
9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.
10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.
12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?
13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.
14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!
15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!
20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.
21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too
24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.
25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?
29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.
30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...
31. Is there a ninja in your pants? 'Cause your butt is kicking!
32. What's that say on your neck? 'Made in Heaven'.
Ewww is all I can say right now...
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
Soft Sigh- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".
Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".
Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Property of 'mackenzie2388'; I just sorta stole it with permission! XP
THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
Copyright goes to 'mackenzie2388!' Fuck, maybe I should just copy her whole profile! EPIC LOL.
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxi's stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
Heheheheheheh... I betcha you can see what I'm about to say next coming...
I DO NOT OWN THIS; SEE FOR DETAILS OF WHOM I HAVE BORROWED THIS LEGALLY FROM!! XP
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Hmmmmmm... so who's gonna be my victim this time?"
Sasuke:-glares hotly- "..."
Naruto: -whispers under his breath- "Please not me, please not me!"
Kakashi: "Hmm, why don't you pick based on whomever annoys you the most?"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "HEY! That's an AWESOME idea!! Hmmm, let me see..."
Sasuke:-still glaring hotly- "..."- thinking to himself- 'The dobe... heh, konno usuratonkachi!'
Gaara:-turns to look at Naruto with amusement in his eyes- "Heh!"- thinking to self- 'Poor Naruto...'
Neji:-thinks to himself- "Definitely Naruto."
Kakashi:- crinkles up eyes in a smile- "So, who shall it be?"- thinks to self- 'Naruto.'
Sasukeluva 4eva: "After many moments of deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that..."
Naruto Gang altogether: "ULP!"
Sasukeluva 4eva:- evil smile- "Minato-sama, if you please."
Kakashi: "HN?! SENSEI?! W-What are YOU doing here?!"
Naruto: "DAD?! I thought you were... what the fuck are YOU doing here?!"
Minato: "Kakashi, it is very nice to see you again; I have missed you dearly. Naruto, watch your language; your mother is very strict on that, and-- WAIT, didn't Kakashi say 'whoever annoys you the most??"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Yep, and the reason being for that is--" -cut off by Naruto-
Naruto: "WHAT?! MY MOM IS HERE TOO?!"
Kushina: "Of course I am silly! Why wouldn't I be?"-smiles warmly, evil intent glimmering in her eyes-
Naruto: "What the HELL IS GOING ON?!"
??: "KAKASHI! HEY!"
Kakashi:-jaw drops in shock- "OBITO?! RIN?! Fuck, I think I have either died in the past ten seconds, or I have split two for one in THAT department!"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Nah, you're totally sane; this is my blog, so if I want someone here, then here they shall be! AH! ITACHI-KUN!!" squeals, jumps into his arms for a hug
Sasuke: "What the FUCK?! You're 'sposed to be-- Wait a sec, what the HELL are you doing to my aniki?!"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Naaaaawwwwww, jealousy is SO unbecoming, Sasuke-kun! But don't worry; I love you more than anything in this world. Being pregnant with YOUR child should say that!"
Sasuke:-speechless, blushes tomato red-
Itachi: "Nande? My ototo is going to be a FATHER? But you're only sixteen!"
Sasuke: "Seventeen this year, aniki. SEVENTEEN!"
-Sasuke and Itachi squabble, before doing the unthinkable and cuddling!! XDD squee-
Kakashi: "DAD?! Oh Kami, is there any more??"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Heheheheheheh, you'll have to wait and see! Minato-sama, if you will please."
Minato: "Of course. 'All property to the content above entitled WISE THOUGHTS belong to mackenzie2388; my friend here was simply loaning it. But this chat space here is, and always will, the property of Sasukeluva 4eva.' That is all. Wait... 'After you have said the disclaimer, take off your--blush' Uhhhh... This is the reason you said I was quote 'annoying' unquote? Do I have to it NOW?"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Hai and hai again, NOW!!-evil smile-
Heheheheheheheheheh, lol! XP
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
7. Thou shall not skip class.
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
Heheheheheheheheheheheh! Property of 'mackenzie2388'!
I'm a little crazy - what can I say?
I swear that I absolutely love Uchiha Sasuke.
I think Kakashi is adorable.
Neji is my crack.
Draco Malfoy is bad in a good way.
And Edward Cullen is perfect.
Sasukeluva 4eva; "I'm waiting Minato-kun."
Naruto: "What're you doing to my dad?! Back off you crazy--"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "One more word outta you and I'll be the one claiming I don't know a certain missing 'Naruto Uzumaki-baka' and no one will ever know where your remains end up after I'm through with you, got it?!"
Naruto:-pales to a deathly white, swallowing HARD- "MEEP!"
-Meanwhile, Sasuke and Itachi are STILL cuddling; SO KAWAII!! >
Kakashi: "Code Blue; we have a serious emergency; the author of both this little chat session and those fanfics mentioned above has gone psycho, I repeat--"
Sasukeluva 4eva: -dark, evil, black aura- "YOU REPEAT WHAT NOW?"
Kakashi: "U-uh... I gotta go... repeat, subject is hostile, HOSTIL--AAAAARRRRGHHH!"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "You're comin' with me for a little one on one time, sensei." -pulls on his ear and tugs him in opposite direction from view of many spectators-
Obito: "... This I gotta see!"
??: "Ah! Obito! Leave Kaka-kun alone!"
Obito: "But Rin!
-Back to Sasuke and Itachi-
-After several moments more of hugging, they finally let go of one another-
Sasuke: "Hn? Where'd she go?"
Itachi: "I have no clue; that crazed wife of yours sure is an enigma..."
Sasuke:-blushes but doesn't deny it-
Naruto:-screaming really loudly- "TEME!"
Sasuke: "Whataya want, dobe?"
Naruto: "Your crazy girlfriend just ran off with Kaka-sensei, and's lookin' to KILL HIM!! DO SOMETHING!!"
Naruto: "Whataya mean 'hn?!' Kaka-sensei is in trouble cozza your demented woman!"
Sasuke: "She isn't demented, she's unique!"
Naruto: "Oh, so NOW you stand up for someone; too bad it's the WRONG PERSON!!"
Sasuke: "If you weren't listening before dobe, she's my wife, and carries my child."
Itachi:-thinks to himself- 'This will not end well... Sasuke, how did you make friends with such a--?'
Itachi:-thinks to self- 'Aa. There IT goes.
Sasuke: "Cut the volume dobe."
Naruto: "Y-You're gonna b-be a -d-dad?! SERIOUSLY?!"
Sasuke: "Yeah, now shut it, shitface."
Naruto: "You have NO idea how SERIOUS this-- Wait, what'd ya call me?!"
Sasuke: "You heard me perfectly clearly the first time, konno usuratonkachi!
-Sasuke and Naruto squabble, whilst Itachi stands there with his face in his hands-
Itachi:-thinks to self- 'What a fucking headache...'
-Back to Kaka-sensei and yours truly-
Sasukeluva 4eva: "THAT should hopefully get the point across."
Obito: "WOO! Go girl, you ROCK!!"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Arigatou. Now shut it or you're next."-scary expression on face-
Minato: "Alright! But please stop hurting my students; and don't tall Kushina, she'll eat me alive."
Sasukeluva 4eva: "That's exactly what I plan to do to you."
Sasukeluva 4eva: "I'm joking! I love you!"
Minato:-smiles broadly- "Arigatou!"
AND OFF COMES HIS SHIRT!!
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Oh my FUCKING KAMI!! You are BEYOND GORGEOUS!!" XDDD
Minato:-blushes- "O-oh, uh..."
Kushina: "Minato, what the fuck are you doing?!"
Minato: "Urgh! Ah, she--"
Kushina: "You are such a cruel bas--"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Please don't fight! I asked him to, as a favour to me and the viewers out there reading this! I just wanted to share a bit of your gorgeous hubby off to the world! We all know that he is yours,
Kushina:-tears up- "Awwwwwww, I LOVE YOU!!"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Awwwww, I love you too--aw crap!"
Kushina and Minato: "WHAT?!"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Who's gonna do the disclaimer?!"
??: "I will."
Sasukeluva 4eva: "No way...!"
Sasuke:-blushes slightly- "What? I'm just trying to help her out is all--oof!"
-pulls Sasuke into tight cuddle-
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Awwwwwwwww, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU!! So thoughful and considerate!!"
Sasuke:-blushes a darker shade- "..."
Itachi: "I'll do it with him; after all, what a nice way to show that we are back to our old, loving brothers' facade?"
Sasuke: "FACADE?! Since when--"
Itachi: "Hush Sasuke, we're on."
-Sasuke and Itachi stand alongside one another, arms around each other's shoulders-
Sasuke and Itachi: "'All rights reserved to the above statement-before this talk session-go to 'mackenzie2388' once again, and we hope you enjoyed this little segment, devised by the cruel overlord--'"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "HEY!"
-Sasuke and Itachi smirk (I swear it's hereditary!! They look like fucking TWINS, and they only resemble one another a LITTLE!! XDD)-
Sasuke and Itachi: "'-- who wrote this twisted convo from the top of her delusional head,
Sasukeluva 4eva:-vein protruding on forehead- "I resent that."
Sasuke and Itachi: "We thought you would, that's why we said it!"
Sasukeluv 4eva: "Argh! You are SO NOT GETTING ANY TONIGHT, Sasuke!!"
Sasuke: "Acck! Hold up a sec! Can't we talk about this like civilised people?"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "FUCK YOU!"
Sasuke: "Aww for the lova-- Look, I LOVE YOU, okay?!"
Sasukeluvva 4eva:-sniffles- "Y-you do?"
Sasuke:-blows out an exasperated sigh- "Yeah, I do. Just... c'mere, kay?"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "This wouldn't happen to be because I threatened your ego by saying you weren't getting any?"
Sasuke: "Kami-- NO! Just coz...-blushes- get your assover here!"
-arms held out for hug-
Sasukeluva 4eva:-tears up- "AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, I LOVE YOU!!"
Sasuke: "Yeah yeah , I KNOW! Sheesh, your nickname is a DEAD give-away anyways!"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "BUT STILL! YOU FUCKING LOVE ME!! squeals" XDDDDD
Sasuke: "So... since I confessed... does that mean I still get some?"
Sasukeluva 4eva: "... You are a sex-crazed animal."
Sasuke: "But you love me that way."
Sasukeluva 4eva: "..." -shifty eyes- "Come on!"
Sasuke:-smirks at his brother in that 'I'm about to get laid AGAIN' sorta way-
Naruto: "... Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, Itachi-aniki... where are they going?"
Itachi:-thinks to self- 'God fucking dammit, I'm stuck with this one!"
-Back at Sasuke's apartment-
Sasuke:-thinks to self- 'Heheheh! This should be interesting...!'
Sasukeluva 4eva: "Sasuke! Hurry up!"
-in a corner of Konoha-
Sakura:-mumbling to herself incoherently-"..."-cries-
lol, hope you enjoyed and got the hidden message/s XP
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