Hey people from... places..

My name's Lizzie and I absolutely love to read. (No, seriously. To a fault) I'm sort of running out of stuff to read, and this website is awesome because let's just say some books and movies need a little tweak. Like certain people shouldn't DIE! (*cough cough* Dumbledore *cough cough*) I might write a few things, but they won't be that good, so don't expect too much. I have a huge variety of tastes, ranging from adventure to romance to horror to tragedy... Well, you get the point.

One more thing: If anyone ever wants to recommend a book, story on ff.net, or wants to talk about a book or movie or pairing, please PM me! (my favorites are below) Thanks!

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If seeing Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are mad and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and the Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you support Sparrabeth because Will is a silly pansy, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because forbidden love is always the best kind, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because it is one of the few romances out there that is truly tragic, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because of the looks (filled with love) that Jack gives Elizabeth nearly ALL THE GODDAMN TIME, copy this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because...you support Sparrabeth, copy this into your profile.

If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you noticed that it was a miracle that someone didn't come and attack Will and Elizabeth whilst they were kissing during the battle in the third movie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support Sparrabeth because you have watched DMC with audio commentary, stating CLEARLY that Jack is vexed, AND mentioned Elizabeth in the same sentence(!!), copy this into your profile.

If you think that Will is a whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the Caribbean than copy and paste this in your profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky and say “Storms suck!”

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.

If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy this.

Favorite Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Sound of Music, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, National Treasure, Never Been Kissed, The Birdcage, Step Up 2, The Tin Man, Alice, Harry Potter, Avengers, Ironman, Captain America, Thor, The Devil Wears Prada, and Inception.

Favorite Books:

Lord of the Rings, A Matter of Magic, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Goddess of Legend, Mortal Instruments Series, Black Magicians Trilogy, Faerie Path Series, Mists of Avalon, In Cold Blood, Alice in Wonderland, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, The Book of Love, Guardians of Time Trilogy, Nancy Drew, The Bell Jar, Vampire Academy Series, Practical Magic, Harry Potter, The Devil Wears Prada, and Rebecca. (This list will be added to frequently, I promise.)

Pairings that are awesome and rock the world!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack/Elizabeth (AKA SPARRABETH), Jack/OC, Will/OC

The Sound of Music: Georg/Maria (duh) ... you know what? I've never heard of a Max/Maria... I'm not for it but it would be interesting!

Alice in Wonderland, 2010: Alice/Tarrant (rather obvious couple)

Black Magician Trilogy: Sonea/Akkarin (If you're into 'other worlds' and magic, check out these books. Then PM me and tell me what you think. I've never met anyone who's read them!)

Hunchback of Notre Dame: Claude Frollo/Esmeralda (the book by Victor Hugo, not the Disney movie. Though, I have to hand it to Disney. They made a fairytale out of one of the most depressing books I've ever read AND included all the 'no-no' adult themes very subtly *if you don't know what I mean, go watch that movie VERY closely AND had the best villain song ever written. So yeah, kudos to Disney)

Narnia: Susan/Caspian, Aslan/OC, Lucy/OC

Harry Potter: Severus/Hermione (When she's older, of course... Seriously, not as weird as everyone else thinks; check them out) Harry/Hermione, Sirius/Remus (Tonks bugs me for some odd reason), Pomona/Filius (Honestly? I think it's adorable), Albus/Minerva (I totally respect him being gay; I liked this couple before JKR gave us the big news)

Step Up 2: Blake/Andie, Sophie/Moose

Tin Man: Cain/DG, Glitch/DG

Guardians of Time: Arkarian/Isabel, Arabella/Lorien (The latter needs a lot of publicity, so if you're looking for a story to write...)

National Treasure: Abigail/Ben, Riley/OC, Ben/OC

Mortal Instruments: Clary/Jace, Jocelyn/Luke, Simon/Maia

Devil Wears Prada: Miranda/Andrea (No questions asked)

Lord of the Rings: Any OCs, except Legolas; he's too annoyingly clean. Gandalf/Nienna rocks too.

The Sorcerer's Apprentice: Dave/Becky, Balthazar/Veronica, Balthazar/OC, occasional Dave/Balthazar(Oh come on, its sweet), and of course Balthazar/Isadora (My OC)

The Simarillion: Morgoth/Luthien (There's so much tension there. Plus I never liked Beren.)

Pellinor: All canon works for me.

Avengers: Tony/OC, Tony/Natasha, Steve/Natasha, Steve/OC, Steve/Tony, Loki/OC, Natasha/Clint (Honestly, I think I could be happy with any pairing as long as it's not butchered.)

Twilight: (Hate this story; I would completely rearrange it.) Carlisle/Bella; Aro/Bella; Jasper/Bella; Jane/Edward; Rosalie/Caius (Really Bella with absolutely anyone else)

Star Wars: Obi-Wan/Padme (AKA Obidala) Anakin is crap. I hate his guts. Period.

Fairfarren, Folks... Enjoy!

"Guard the boat, mind the tide...Don't touch my dirt." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"NOBODY MOVE! Dropped me brain!" --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands at this weirdness!" --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"I CAN READ MINDS!" --Balthazar Blake

"Don Quixote? I haven't read this in like... 300 years!" --Balthazar Blake

"Why pursue the endless windows of romance, when you can levitate!" --Balthazar Blake

"Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, 'It unscrews the other way." -- JKR, Order of the Phoenix

"I don't want to stay here overnight. I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion'." --Harry Potter and Madam Pomfrey

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." --Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans..." --Minerva McGonagall

"We teachers are rather good at magic, you know." --Minerva McGonagall

"You people are so petty... And tiny." --Thor

"You do realize we can't keep out You-Know-Who indefinitely."
"That doesn't mean we can't delay him. And his name is Voldemort, so you might as well use it, he's going to try and kill you either way." --Filius Flitwick and Minerva McGonagall

"They're basically gods."
"Ma'am, there's only one God, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." -- Natasha Romanoff and Steve Rodgers

"You might have missed a couple things, y'know, doing time as a Capsicle." --Tony Stark

"Dumbledore would have been happier than anybody to think that there was a little more love in the world." --Minerva McGonagall

"I am dedicated to the belief that it is God's will that all men should strive for wisdom within themselves, not look to it from some other." --Merlin, The Mists of Avalon

"So what were you and Dorian discussing before?" "Oh. Then. Nothing." "Nothing. Amazing subject, that one. Produces such fascinating reactions in people." Sonea and Akkarin, The High Lord