FailCullen
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since: 11-28-09, id: 2160449, Profile Updated: 02-21-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Bones.

Hey guys :D Just thought it's been a while since I did up this profile, so lets fix a few things ;)

I have indeed written a couple of stories, so it would be epic if you checked them out, yeno?

I've also added my facebook profile as my 'homepage' (that little button above my picture) so add me if you want, just make sure you let me know who you are, I'm not loving stalkers so much these days,

Im away for now,

FailCullen!x

Team Edward or Team Jacob you ask?

Pft! Naw, Am a Team Carleth girl x

List twelve characters from only your favorite book in no order.

1. Carlisle

2. Bella

3.Renesmee

4. Edward

5. Emmett

6. Seth

7. Alice

8. Charlie

9. Jasper

10. Esme

11. Rosalie

12. Tanya

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Charlie and Tanya? what the hell?!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Um yeah, Jaspers really cool, ive read a few

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bella and Seth? Pft, naw, seth is mines.

6. Five/Nine TOGETHER or Five/Ten? Why?

Emmett & Esme or Emmett and Jasper D:

7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Esme and Renesmee? um, well, Renesmee tries to kill Esme because she is secretly in love with Carlisle, arent we all?

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Carlisle and Charlie? eww. . . . . . Lol

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Alice and Tanya. . . . . Hm... well, Alice annoys Tanya concerning Fasoin sense?

10. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Um. . . .i honestly dont know :S

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

"WARNING: Carlisle is too gorgeous, So is Seth and Tanya is a pointless weirdo

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Emmett? um. . . . . This morning

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Carlisle and Alice are in a happy relationship until Alice runs off with Edward. Carlisle, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rosalie and a brief unhappy affair with Tanya, then follows the wise advice of Emmett and finds true love with Renesmee. HA! lol, that was fun

Well, aren't I a smart cookie? i actually started a fanfic!! come on. tell me how awesome i am!

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Copy Paste this if you think of someone when you read it

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, cool-gal95, xo.Future.Cullen.ox, MsBookWorm7, Failcullen xox

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Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I used to be normal, but then i got a life.


1. Forgotten Past, Unfolding Future » reviews
'Aro's eyes narrowed."She is absolutely unique. Her future can only be guessed at."' What if Alice hadn't found Nahuel in Breaking Dawn? What would the Volturi have done without proof that Renesmee wouldn't turn into a monster? Alternate ending to BD!x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,920 - Reviews: 289 - Updated: 4-16-11 - Published: 5-20-10 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob
2. Hiding My Heart reviews
Renesmee has a feeling that something is wrong. Either that, or it's right. She can't tell. But she knows what Jake will think. Maybe she's just being paranoid, but what will really happen to Jake and Renesmee's relationship if she isn't imagining this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-4-11 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob
3. Reunited » reviews
My version of what will happen when Booth and Bones meet again after a year apart
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-31-10 - Published: 6-5-10 - T. Brennan & S. Booth
4. The New Cullen » reviews
story set in forks 2 months after BD. a new vampire joins the Cullen family, but one of the cullens already knew her as a human. what will happen? And who is the misterious vampire Bella meets in the forest? What is she hiding?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,960 - Reviews: 241 - Updated: 6-29-10 - Published: 12-26-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete