Screaming Argonaut
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since: 11-28-09, id: 2161154, Profile Updated: 07-15-10
country: USA
Author has written 13 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist.

My name is Jim, and I'm a ninteen year old male.

you review mine, I review yours...fair's fair, right?

About me:

I'm atheist

Liberal

a poor-ass college student

will not write any pairings unless it would lead to absolute hilarity.

My writing style:

again, no real pairings

I'm a sucker for Parental fics

I stick mostly to the Manga. The original anime more or less iritated me.

I will take requests into consideration

Thank you for those who have been waiting anxiously for an update on "The Call"

However, I have run into a brick wall for that story. I am seriously considering a rewrite.


1. sleepless nights » reviews
Al is noticing strange behavior in his older brother. He can't quite put his finger on what's wrong. M for drug use.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-9-10 - Published: 10-13-10 - Edward E.
2. Growing Pains » reviews
Despite his height, Little Edward had to grow up at some point right? This is a series of Awkward Parental stories about Ed's growing pains.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-7-10 - Published: 4-22-10 - Edward E.
3. Part of the Team reviews
When Roy's team goes out for drinks after work, no one really pays attention to how the minor feels. Oneshot. T for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 7-30-10 - Edward E. & Jean H.
4. Burst » reviews
It would seem that Ed's playing hooky from work, but Havoc soon discovers the severity of the situation. rating lowered to T because there was less vulgarity than i had anticipated.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 6-29-10 - Edward E. & Jean H.
5. Double Trouble reviews
Plot comes from Hyperthia. Ed is panicing over his first date with Winry Rockbell. He reluctantly turns to the only person he can who knows what they're doing:Roy Mustang. Roy agrees to help by taking an ACTIVE role during the date.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-10 - Edward E. & Roy M.
6. The Secrets We Keep » reviews
Ed has been showing up for work covered in cuts and bruises. He convinces his brother and his coworkers that "boys will be boys," but in reality it is something much more sinister. Child abuse, implied sexual abuse. M for a reason, folks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-9-10 - Published: 7-8-10 - Edward E. & Roy M.
7. Father's day reviews
An obligatory father's day fic. I'm back everyone. Not dead. Ed finds Roy drunk as a skunk and has to take him home NOT YAOI...M for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-20-10 - Edward E. & Roy M.
8. The Call » reviews
After Al's body is returned to him, Ed continues to serve in the military going on a more dangerous mission every day. Ed is abducted found barely alive. Parental! Ed/Roy parental! Ed/Hughes
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 5-3-10 - Published: 12-5-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.
9. The Cyclone Alchemist reviews
New character: General Carter Rei, the Cyclone Alchemist a sixty-two year old alchemist who manipulates the weather. Haunted by his past, the old general tries to keep the elric brothers from making the same mistakes he made. T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-10 - Edward E.
10. bullseye reviews
Hawkeye and Havoc are forced to teach Ed to use a gun. Ed is a bit apprehensive about the whole situation.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-15-10 - Edward E. & Jean H. - Complete
11. smoking's bad, mkay? reviews
Someone's been stealing Havoc's cigarettes. We all know he will have none of that.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-11-10 - Jean H. & Edward E. - Complete
12. Febuary » reviews
Ed Forgets about his birthday, but no one else does. Ed gets a very special gift and Havoc has to teach him how to use it. Wow this summary sucks. 2-Shot M-For language no pairings
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-25-10 - Published: 1-16-10 - Edward E. & Jean H.
13. First Casualty reviews
Ed is forced to do something he hoped he never had to do. Can he live with himself afterwards? Parental!Ed/Riza M for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-09 - Edward E. & Riza H. - Complete