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Author has written 16 stories for Homestar Runner, Misc. Cartoons, Thomas the Tank Engine, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Angry Birds.
Hello, there! I'm Zack, age 18 and and I live in the USA. Welcome to my FanFiction.net profile, when you can expect to find several stories by me, which I hope you'll enjoy.
Loves & Hates
Loves: The company of on-line, friends, kind and caring people, helping friends out when they need someone, weekends, music, playing video games, funny stuff, drawing, fan fiction
Hates: Bullies, when anyone who tries to hurt or upset me or my friends, people who think they're better than other people (no one's better than everyone!), war (particularly on the internet), constant requests of the same thing over and over again
Favorite TV Shows: Thomas The Tank Engine, South Park, Mew Mew Power, Beavis and Butt-Head, Garfield and Friends, Scooby-Doo, The Beatles Cartoon, The Young Ones, Wallace and Gromit, Jeff Dunham, The Simpsons, Monty Python's Flying Circus, MythBusters
Favorite Internet Shows: Homestar Runner, The Annoying Orange, Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?, The British Railway Series
Favorite Movies: Thomas and the Magic Railroad, Harry Potter, Back to the Future trilogy, Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Scooby-Doo 1 and 2: Monsters Unleashed, Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins!, The Beatles Help!, Yellow Submarine, And Now For Something Completely Different, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Tangled, Toy Story trilogy, Monsters Inc., Cars 1 and 2, WALL-E, Across the Universe
Favorite Musicals: Spamalot, Starlight Express, Der Glockner von Notre Dame, Rain: A Tribute to The Beatles
Favorite Books: The Railway Series, Garfield, Holes, Paul is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion
Favorite Games: Angry Birds, Plants vs. Zombies, 3D Ultra Lionel Traintown, Lego Loco, Legoland, Lemmings Revolution, Train Tracking, Mortal Kombat
Favorite Actors, Actresses and Singers: Ringo Starr, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, George Carlin, Michael Brandon, Pierce Brosnan, Michael Angelis, Alec Baldwin, Peter Fonda, Mara Wilson, Rupert Degas, Martin Sherman, William Hope, Glenn Wrage, Kerry Shale, Togo Igawa, Jules de Jongh, The Brothers Chaps, Missy Palmer, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mike Judge, Keith Wickham, Matt Wilkinson, Teresa Gallagher, Daniel Radcliff, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Eddie Glenn, Neil Crone, Kevin Frank, Susan Roman, Linda Ballantyne, Keith Scott, Britt Allcroft, Jamie Hyneman, Adam Savage, Tory Belleci, Grant Imahara, Kari Byron, Evan Rachel Wood, Jim Sturgess, Joe Anderson, Dana Fuchs, Martin Luther McCoy, T.V. Carpio, Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, John Ratzenberger, Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer, Eddie Izzard
Favorite Authors: The Rev. W. Awdry, Christopher Awdry, Jim Davis, Alan Goldsher
Favorite Music: The Beatles, They Might Be Giants, Across the Universe Cast
Misc. Dislikes: Twilight, Justin Bieber, Jonas Brothers, crap shows, yaoi and yuri pairings and other slash crap (UGH!)
Thomas the Tank Engine/The Railway Series
Favorite Standard Gauge Steam Engines: Thomas, Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, Toby, Duck, Donald and Douglas, Oliver, Emily, Molly, Stanley, Neville, Eagle, Rosie, Bill and Ben, Stepney, Whiff, Wilbert, Sixteen, 98462 and 87546, Bash and Dash, Ferdinand, Belle, Hiro
Favorite Standard Gauge Diesel Engines: Bear, Boco, Mavis, Salty, Dennis, Pip and Emma, Diesel 10, Bowler/261, Norman, Paxton, Den, Dart
Favorite Electric Engines: Stafford (he's the only one so far)
Favorite Skarloey Railway Engines: Skarloey, Rheneas, Sir Handel, Peter Sam, Rusty, Duncan, Ivo Hugh, Luke
Favorite Culdee Fell Railway Engines: Godred, Wilfred, Culdee, Lord Harry
Favorite Arlesdale Railway Engines: Rex, Frank, Jock
Favorite Rolling Stock: Annie and Clarabel, Hector, Rocky, Toad, Old Slowcoach
Favorite Non-Rail Vehicles: Bertie, Harold, Trevor, Bulgy, Cranky, Kevin
Favorite Humans: Sir Topham Hatt, Lady Hatt, Mr. Percival, Dowager Hatt
Characters I dislike: Arry and Bert, George, Spencer, Fergus, Billy, Scruff, Elizabeth
Favorite Season: 1 and 2 are excellent, 3-6 are pretty good, 7 and 8 are all right, 9-12 are average, 13-15 are bad, 16 is okay, 17 is off to a good start
Favorite 5 Episodes of Each Season
Season 1: Thomas and Gordon, Thomas Goes Fishing, Thomas and Bertie, The Flying Kipper, Dirty Objects
Season 2: Old Iron, A Close Shave, The Deputation, Thomas Comes to Breakfast, Edward's Exploit
Season 3: A Scarf for Percy, Thomas, Percy and the Dragon, Thomas, Percy and the Post Train, Edward, Trevor, and the Really Useful Party, Escape
Season 4: Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady, Bowled Out, Toad Stands By, Thomas and the Special Letter, Fish
Season 5: A Better View for Gordon, Thomas, Percy and Old Slowcoach, Sir Topham Hatt's Holiday, Make Someone Happy, Busy Going Backwards
Season 6: Salty's Secret, The Fogman, A Friend in Need, James and the Red Balloon, Percy's Chocolate Crunch
Season 7: Emily's New Coaches, The Spotless Record, Peace and Quiet, Gordon and Spencer, Three Cheers for Thomas
Season 8: Thomas to the Rescue, Thomas Saves the Day, Edward the Great, Emily's New Route, Halloween
Season 9: Molly's Special Special, Respect for Gordon, Thomas Tries His Best, Thomas' Day Off, Keeping Up with James
Season 10: It's Good to be Gordon, Emily and the Special Coaches, Thomas and the Birthday Mail, Missing Trucks, Thomas and Skarloey's Big Day Out
Season 11: Thomas and the Storyteller, Emily's Rubbish, Gordon and the Engineer, Thomas and the Runaway Car, Thomas and the Stinky Cheese
Season 12: Excellent Emily, Saved You!, James Works it Out, Thomas Puts the Brakes On, Best Friends
Season 13: Tickled Pink, Percy's Parcel, A Blooming Mess, Steamy Sodor, The Biggest Present of All
Season 14: Charlie and Eddie, Henry's Health and Safety, Being Percy, Jumping Jobi Wood!, Merry Misty Island
Season 15: Gordon and Ferdinand, Edward the Hero, Henry's Happy Coal, Stop That Bus!, Tree Trouble
Season 16: Express Coming Through, Bust My Buffers!, Percy and the Calliope, Muddy Matters, Welcome Stafford
Season 17: (so far) Gordon Runs Dry, Kevin's Cranky Friend, Wayward Winston, Steamie Stafford
Favorite Movie/Specials: Thomas and the Magic Railroad, The Great Discovery, Hero of the Rails, Day of the Diesels, Blue Mountain Mystery
Episodes I Dislike Per Season
Season 3: The Trouble with Mud, Tender Engines (I don't hate either; I'd rather read the original RWS stories)
Season 4: Rusty to the Rescue, Thomas and Stepney
Season 5: Toby and the Flood, Snow
Season 6: Percy and the Haunted Mine (don't hate), Rusty Saves the Day
Season 7: The Old Bridge, Rheneas and the Roller Coaster, Fergus Breaks the Rules
Season 8: Percy's Big Mistake, Too Hot for Thomas
Season 9: Thomas and the Rainbow, Rheneas and the Dinosaur, Toby Feels Left Out, Skarloey the Brave, Thomas and the Golden Eagle
Season 10: Edward Strikes Out, Topped Off Thomas, Wharf and Peace, Thomas' Frosty Friend
Season 11: Edward and the Mail, Toby's Triumph, Sir Handel in Charge, Skarloey Storms Through
Season 12: Henry Gets it Wrong, Don't Go Back, The Man in the Hills, Push Me, Pull You
Season 13: The Lion of Sodor, Slippy Sodor, Toby's New Whistle, Thomas and the Runaway Kite, Splish, Splash, Splosh!, Henry's Good Deeds, Buzzy Bees
Season 14: Thomas' Tall Friend, Diesel's Special Delivery, Pop Goes Thomas, Merry Winter Wish, Thomas and the Snowman Party, Thomas and Scruff, Henry's Magic Box
Season 15: Percy's New Friends, Up, Up and Away, Spencer the Grand, Kevin the Steamie, Wonky Whistle, Firey Flynn
Season 16: Ho Ho Snowman, Thomas Toots the Crows, Thomas and the Sounds of Sodor, Sodor Surprise Day, The Christmas Tree Express
Favorite Narrator: George Carlin, Ringo Starr
Favorite Pairings: Thomas and Molly (underrated in my opinion), Thomas and Emily, Henry and Emily, Percy and Lady, Toby and Flora, Oliver and Rosie, Dennis and Mavis, BoCo and Daisy
Pairings I Dislike: Thomas and Rosie, James and Molly (overrated), Diesel and Emily (really?), Diesel and Mavis, Diesel 10 and Lady (again, really?)
Pairings I'm Okay With: Thomas and Lady, Edward and Molly, Percy and Rosie, Toby and Mavis, Diesel and Daisy
Favorite Main Pages: 1 (The Moon), 3 (Island), 4 (Bowling), 7 (Graveyard), 8 (Falling), 10 (Old-Timey) 11 (News), 12 (4th of July), 13 (Atari), 14 (Shower), 15 (PBTC), 17 (20X6), 20 (Flashback), 22 (Virus), 25 (Puppets), Homsar, King of Town
Favorite Toons: Super NES, Marshmallow's Last Stand, A Jumping Jack Contest, The Reddest Radish, Theme Song Video, A Jorb Well Done, A Mother's Day Message, Fluffy Puff Commercial, The House that Gave Sucky Treats, First Time Here?, The Interview, Everybody to the Limit, The System is Down, Fan Costume Commentary, 20X6 vs. 1936, These peoples try to fade me, Where the Crap are We?, Cheat Commandos...O's, Experimental Film, The Cheatar, Homestar Presents: Presents, Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer, 500 The Cheats, Summer Short Shorts, Strongest Man in the World, Decemberween Short Shorts, KOT's VOQPCS, Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene, The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck in his Craw, Somber Vacation, Trudgemank, Where U Goin' 2?, Loading Screens, Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee
Favorite Games: Peasant's Quest, TROGDOR!, Stinkoman 20X6, Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Secret Collect, Bronco Trolleys, Dancin' Bubs, Homestar Talker
Favorite SBCG4AP Episodes: Homestar Ruiner, Baddest of the Bands, 8-Bit is Enough
Favorite Characters: Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Pom-Pom, Marzipan, Coach Z, Bubs, Homsar, Homeschool Winner
Favorite Old-Timey Characters: The Homestar Runner, Sir Strong Bad, The Sneak, Sickly Sam
Favorite 20X6 Characters: 1-Up, Stinkoman, Cheatball, Pan-Pan, Marzichan
Favorite Tandy 400 emails: some kinda robot, homsar, butt IQ, homestar hair, making out, depressio, halloweener, brianrietta, i love you, trevor the vampire, i rule, credit card, i she be, duck pond, the basics, band names, studying, stand-up, tape-leg, spring cleaning, cartoon, sb email 22, little animal, the bird, super powers, CGNU, 3 Wishes, 1 step ahead, superhero name, 12:00, sugarbob, flag day, gimmicks, weird dream, sisters, guitar, dullard, helium, property of ones, vacation (all of them)
Favorite Compy 386 emails: invisibility, little questions, techno, ghosts, 50 emails, website, current status, japanese cartoon, dragon, interview, fingers, unused emails, personal favorites, 2 emails, crazy cartoon, funny, sibbie, anything, the process, kids' book, mile, couch patch, caffeine, army, video games, stupid stuff, flashback, car, lunch special, haircut, replacement, pom pom, crying, for kids, other days, the facts, extra plug, montage, virus
Favorite Lappy 486 emails: dreamail, secret recipes, long pants, do over, bottom 10, lady...ing, bedtime story, highschool, death metal, lady fan, alternate universe, isp, redesign, keep cool, theme song, road trip, cliffhangers, retirement, what I want, unnatural, the movies, from work, the paper, mini-golf, concert, pizza joint, slumber party, business trip, nightlife, winter pool, fan club, pet show, buried, rated, your edge, magic trick, email thunder, hremail3184
Favorite Pairings: Homestar and Marzipan, The Cheat and Dijjery-Doo (female)
Favorite Characters: Zoey/Ichigo, Corina/Mint, Bridget/Lettuce, Kikki/Pudding, Renee/Zakuro, Mark/Masaya, Mini Mew/Masha, Tarb/Tart
Characters I dislike: Dren/Kish (constantly harassing Zoey/Ichigo for no reason), Deep Blue (after what he did!)
Favorite Season: Probably both
Favorite Episodes: The Mew Kid in Town, Monkey See, Monkey Mew, Hollywood Mew Mew, Books Of Love, Daughter Of The Year, One Flew Out Of The Mew Mew's Nest (season one), The Most Important Matter - The Ability to Trust in Someone, Don't Cry, Lonely Little Zakuro, The Shining Tear: Celebrating Christmas with just the Two of Us, Miracle of the Holy Night - No Secrets Anymore, Two Becoming Friends? Pudding in Imminent Danger! (season two)
Favorite Pairings: Zoey and Mark, Kikki and Tarb
Favorite Characters: Liu Kang, Kitana, Mileena, Scorpion, Kano
Other Characters I Like: Sonya Blade, Sub-Zero, Kung Lao, Johnny Cage, Cyrax, Jax Briggs, Raiden, Kenshi, Sindel, Reptile, Baraka, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, Jade, Kabal
Characters I Dislike: Stryker, Mokap, Hsu Hao, Drahmin, Shujinko, Sheeva, Chameleon, Cyber Sub-Zero (Sub-Zero should always be a ninja, NEVER a robot!)
Favorite Games: Mortal Kombat 2, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
Favorite Fatalities: Liu Kang's Enter the Dragon (MK2), Scorpion's Toasty (MK), Sub-Zero's Spine Rip (MK), Kitana's Kiss of Doom (MK2), Mileena's Man Eater (MKD), Quan Chi's Leg Beating (MK4), Reptile's Face Chew (MK4), Johnny Cage's Nut Punch (MKSM), Kung Lao's Unfriendly Rabbit (MKSM), Jade's Head Gymnastics (MKD), Kano's Skeleton Grab (MK3), Jax' Arm Rip (MK2), Dairou's Ribs in Your Eyes (MKD), Sonya's Torso Rip (MK4), Cyrax's Trash Compactor (MKDA)
Fatalities I Dislike: Kreate-a-Fatality in Armageddon, everything in MKvsDC (except the Joker's gun fatality), Liu Kang's Cartwheel (MK), Motaro's Head Grab (MKT - N64 version), Quan Chi's Neck Stretch (MKDA), Scorpion's Hara-Kiri (MKD) and Penguin Animality (UMK3), Tanya's Neck Snap (MK4), Reptile's Monkey Animality (UMK3), Li Mei's Brutality (MKD), Sheeva's Jackhammer (MK3)
Favorite Pairings: Liu Kang and Kitana, Scorpion and Mileena, Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade, Kung Lao and Jade, Sub-Zero and Sareena
Key: MK - Mortal Kombat; MK2 - Mortal Kombat 2; MK3 - Mortal Kombat 3; UMK3 - Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3; MKT - Mortal Kombat Trilogy; MK4 - Mortal Kombat 4; MKG - Mortal Kombat Gold; MKDA - Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance; MKD - Mortal Kombat Deception; MKSM - Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks; MKA - Mortal Kombat Armageddon; MKvsDC - Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe; MK9 - Mortal Kombat 9
Thomas and Friends: The All-New Railway Stories
T&F: A-NRWS (otherwise known as The Railway Series Evolution) is an adaptation of the Railway Series, featuring characters from the TV series, as well as a few new characters. The stories are mainly either mash-ups, rewrites, or original stories.
Timeline (currently in development)
The Railway Series Evolution Books
Basically, each book is four stories that flow along a storyline.
BOOK 1: Emily the Stirling Single Engine
Almost a hundred years ago, an old engine was hidden in a siding surrounded by trees and bushes. She originally worked for the Sodor and Mainland Railway, and is based upon the Stirling Single of the Great Northern Railway. Who is she, and how did she resurface Sodor rails? Read on to find out...
BOOK 2: Unusual Engines (coming April 2013)
Set during the events of Four Little Engines, during Edward's overhaul in 1951. William is based on the Southern Railway Bulleid Leader Class 0-6-6-0.
BOOK 3: Belle the Mainline Tank Engine
In The Eight Famous Engines, the Fat Controller brought the North Western Railway's numbers 1 to 8 to England to prove they were real. Of course, many of us know their side of the story, but what happened while they were away has been overlooked and not written about. Gordon told me that the engine who took his place, Belle, had a lot to talk about. Belle told me about her conflicts with another engine, and I'm glad to say that this engine is still in service today on the Bluebell Railway. You can even find one of Belle's sisters there too. These are the stories of Belle's early days on Sodor.
BOOK 4: Diesel and the Mainline Engines
During the events of "Dirty Work", Diesel told the trucks that Duck said horrible things to Gordon, Henry and James. We all know that wasn't true, but we didn't know the whole story of their names "Galloping Sausage", "Old Square Wheels", and "Rusty Red Scrap-Iron". Now we know the whole story, and we also know how Diesel got sent away before Duck's accident with the barber shop.
I only hope Duck and the big engines aren't too upset...
BOOK 5: Little Western Engines
There are four untold stories about the Little Western branchline, dating back to 1989. When I spoke with Donald and Douglas, they told me about Duck's incidents during one week, an engine that Oliver found by accident, and even Toad's runaway!
All those stories were too good to waste, and I wanted to share them all with you. I just hope that Duck, Oliver, Douglas, and even Toad aren't too embarrassed...
BOOK 6: New Diesel Engines
After the events of Thomas and the Fat Controller's Engines, the Fat Controller managed to purchase four diesel shunters from British Railways to help in modernizing the Sodor Railway Network a little bit. A fifth was also built at the Steamworks, but for the five diesels, they got off to a shaky start with the other engines. James was quite annoyed when he found out I was to write about his encounter with Arry and Bert, as was Norman and his breakdown, but they were both too good a story to be left untold. Go and see for yourself!
BOOK 7: Ffarquhar Diesel Engines
Originally, I was going to call this book "Mavis the Quarry Diesel", but after hearing of the events from Daisy and Paxton, I decided it was better to change the title. There was a collision between a visiting diesel shunter named Andrew and a grocer's van, Paxton's daring rescue at Anopha Quarry, as well as a brilliant ideas Daisy and Mavis each had. Oh, and there's also an old friend of Thomas from the old days named Locke, now working like a really useful engine once more. I like Locke, and I hope you will too.
BOOK 8: Barry the Rescue Engine
Before "Thomas and the Fat Controller's Engines", a book about another engine was meant to be written, but was set aside and never saw the light of day. Then I came in, and now some untold stories about the North Western Railway's no. 13 are written. He, of course, had his fair share of mishaps during his trails, as well as the rumors about him being unlucky. For instance, James... Well, you'll have to read the stories to find out for yourself.
BOOK 9: Ivo Hugh the Young Engine
In the book New Little Engine, the Skarloey Railway unveiled its new number seven, named after the former Chief Mechanical Engineer, Mr. Hugh. However, with the death of the Thin Clergyman, we never knew about Ivo Hugh's early life on the Skarloey Railway, until I came along. Like any new engine, Ivo Hugh had adventures of his own, like his first passenger run and a very shocking discovery of an engine who used to work at Balladwail Quarry. Ivo Hugh suggested I include one of Sir Handel's misadventures with the snow. I'm sure Sir Handel will be cross if he knows, but he's been too cocky lately, so it should serve him right!
BOOK 10: Thomas and the Mainline Engines
In the first illustration of The Three Railway Engines, there were three other engines along with Edward, Gordon, and Henry, who did not have names, or a story to themselves.
That was where I came in, and asked the three engines who they were. They were Alfred, Cecil, and Kirk, all three no longer servicing on Sodor.
Thomas also told me about the very first electric engine on Sodor, known as Vincent, and insisted I put the story in. So, Thomas, Edward, Henry, and Gordon, this one's for you four!
BOOK 11: Molly the Yellow Engine
I spoke with a Claud Hamilton locomotive, who was named Molly, and I asked her to tell me of her first few months of service on the North Western Railway.
"What did you do during your early Sodor days?" I asked.
"There were a few exciting events," she said, "helping Henry out with Rocky, when I took Gordon's express..."
"What about James' near miss with a tree?" I added.
Molly giggled. "I don't think he'll be happy if it's in your next book," she said, "but then again, it might serve him right!"
BOOK 12: Adventurous Little Engines
Life on the Skarloey Railway is far from dull. After the events of Ivo Hugh's early days in 1997, around the Thin Clergyman's death, little changes have been seen other than Peter Sam's return from the Talyllyn Railway. The stories I was told from around the turn of the century were quite interesting, such as the whole story of Balladwail Quarry being closed down, as well as three old friends of Sir Handel and Peter Sam, those being Mighty and Mac the Fairlie brothers, as well as Monique from the Mid-Sodor Railway. Even Duncan's spook near the bridge was too good a story to waste; see for yourself!
Note: * means the story is complete
The Railway Series Evolution Novels
These feature-length stories will be in a separate set of stories by themselves.
NOVEL 1: The Phantom of the Sodor and Mainland Railway (on hold for the time being)
Upcoming Stories (not in order)
Original Stories: (all coming during second quarter of 2013)
North Western Engines, Long Ago
Bridget Gets Lost (based on James in the Dark from S14)
The Midland Engines:
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