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SOME HETALIA CRAP

1. Romano/Lovino Vargas

2. Hungary/Elizaveta Hedervary

3. Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt

4. Spain/Antonio Fernandez Carriedo

5. England/Arthur Kirkland

6. America/Alfred F. Jones

7. China/Wang Yao

8. Hong Kong

9. Austria/Roderich Edelstein

10. Iceland

11. Norway

12. Denmark

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

England/Iceland? No. Though I do think that it’d be a HOT slash pairing.

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

PRUSSIA? It need not be said.

OF COURSE HE’S FUCKIN’ HOT!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

America got Romano pregnant? WAHAHAHAHA. There would be a part two of the old pirate days and Spain and England would be forever bombing each other. All that would be after a series of sobfests from both England and Spain.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Austria… Hmm… YES! That one where Hungary pretended to be an ally for Prussia but instead was spying for Austria’s sake. That fic was GOOoOOD. It was very historical. And very Frying Pangle. I APPROVE. (I forgot the frickin’ title.)

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

China and Hungary……??? I THINK SO. That way, Hungary can embrace her former inclination to being a dude and China can fully be a woman! Everyone’s happy!

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Spain/HongKong or Spain/Austria…? Spain/Austria, definitely. I don’t know. I haven’t read any fics about that, but I think I MIGHT try that one. XD (But Spain belongs to Romano!)

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If China discovered that Prussia and Hong Kong were in a secret relationship, he would snap and call upon his dragon boss from the dead and kill Prussia with it. Afterwards, Hong Kong would NEVER be allowed to interact with Westerners ever again. (A little too much, Yao?)

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Hungary/America…………………? Really?

Being the head-photographer for playgirl, Elizaveta has gotten used to all the male nudity in her work environment. But what is it with this American model that she just couldn’t help but stare a little longer at his big, big… eyes.

Huwahahahahahhahaha! That doesn’t sound so bad actually. =)) great for crack.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Spain/Iceland.

I don’t think so.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Romano/England………?

“I’ll stop being Tsundere if you stop being Tsundere” ß THAT WAS SO AWFUL.

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Prussia/Norway………………………?

Prussia has NOTHING to do! So what does he come up with as something to do? YES, he finds people to preach his awesomeness to. And with that in mind, he sets off to Scandinavia where the first person he saw was Norway. Yes. It is time to preach the AWESOME.

MY GOD. That was still so AWFUL.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

China het! I don’t think so…! Since he’s such a perfect UKE! (well, next to the UK, but that goes without saying…)

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

Austria, a songfic? REALLY?

Ugh… I don’t know, Fur Elise? =)) just kidding…

Three by Britney Spears? With the German Potato Sandwich Trio ?

OR, These Little Things by Colbie Caillat. :)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Hungary/Prussia/America

Warning: An overuse of the word ‘awesome’, bondage, gore and violence caused by frying pans. After reading, you cannot unsee what you have seen.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Hong Kong… picking up… England…? WAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHA!

Ehem. Anyway.

“I just want you to know that you don’t need to win two more Opium wars just to get me back to your house.”

[COME ON. THAT WASN’T BAD. {gehehehehehehehehe}]

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Iceland/Hong Kong! OMG!!!

"I don't think I could ever forget what happened..."

"Neither do I. And it's nothing I regret."

"You did use protection, didn't you?"

“Yes, how could I forget?”

“I’m very happy.”

“So am I.”

"We should do this more often."

The two looked at each other for a while and smiled at each other. Their not-so-expressive faces showed nothing of the true happiness that they were feeling at that very moment. So they remained looking at each other and they could see that they truly felt the same way. Words could not possibly describe their emotions at this moment and so nobody spoke. They just waited.

Within a certain distance, a scream was heard. It came from the end of a block to the left of Iceland.

After a few seconds, another resounded. It came from the opposite end of the block this time.

And this was when the two smirked and Hong Kong held out his hand for Iceland to shake.

“It was a pleasure doing business with you.”

“I meant to say the same to you.”

“Truly, I would never have thought of putting firecrackers on Norway’s birthday cake and on Denmark’s jar of candy.”

“And I never would’ve thought that licorice killed pandas.”

FUFUFUUFUFUFU! What were you thinking of in the first part of the drabble? =)))))))))))

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If China walked in on Hungary and Denmark having sex, he would faint and claim that he’s too old to be seeing such things but then ends up being hawled by Hungary to Denmark and urging them to pose for her.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Spain de-flower Romano? REALLY? REAAAAALLLYY???

I'd probably have a shotacon thing going on with the two of them. But it'd be Romano who'd ask Spain to do it.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

China slash…………? I guess so. There’re a LOT of it anyway.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Prussia het…………? Of course. PRUHUN FANS.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Draw Norway…………………? Probably. I don’t know.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Hungary/Spain/England

HUH. I don’t think so. But maybe when I’m on crack I might. Yeah. I’ll keep that in the back of my head. (I’m serious!)

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I-Iceland………?

Ohh… I’m getting hot just thinking about it.

Argh… I have nothing. ((FAIL))

Wait, what was the name of that hard-to-spell, hard-to-pronounce volcano over at Iceland. Well. That. That would be what he'd scream in a moment of great passion. (too lazy to look it up)

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last time I read a fic about England was about 10 minutes ago. It was USUK of course.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

America’s super secret kink is… he enjoys seeing aliens mate. He really does.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Norway shag Austria……………………?!?!?!?!?!?!

I guess he would when drunk. Though I think it takes a lot for him to get drunk. Hungary will be there to catch the entire thing on film too.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

If Prussia and China got together, Prussia will DEFINITELY top. One because he is the Ore-sama. Two, because China is, like, the epitome of the uke. It’s true. (ask Russia)

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Romano and Austria are in a happy relationship until Austria suddenly runs off with Spain. Romano, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Norway and a brief unhappy affair with Denmark, then follows the wise advice of England and finds true love with Hungary.

THAT WAS SO WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS, I LOST COUNT. =)))))))

TITLE: I’d rather be straight

WOHOHOHO. That’s an epic title. =))))))))

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

China/HongKong! UWAAAHH!!! I would love it! (Though I like Russia/China more)