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5. You typed out a really bad typo

I would like to thank you guys for liking my stories, it really helps my self-esteem issues :P Seriously though if you review me. I will love you forever.

A quick note: Krem is my older brother, and I may complain about him from time to time. Don't take it wrong if you're friends with him and I call him a jerk and stuff - he may be nice to you, but not to me. XD

OOOH, I have a Twitter! http://twitter.com/#!/ShinkisRule you can follow me if you want, you know, if you're into that. I never thought I'd do this lol.

I'm also on tumblr. Look here > http://shinkisrule.tumblr.com However. Follow at your own risk. I am insane. You may be a bit taken aback by my constant assaulting everyone's dashes with capslock fangirling and GIFS GIFS EVERYWHERE.

My FINISHED multi-chapter stories:

Code: TARDIS

Crushed By A Crush

And counting...

Survey thingy that I discovered on Rockport268's profile...

Code Lyoko

Favorite character: Yumi Ishiyama
Least Favorite character: Herb. Normally I love nerds, but mean nerds are infuriating.
Character with the best hair: Antea Schaeffer (Aelita's mother, for those who don't know her name). Sooo pretty.
Character with the best eyes: Aelita, because they are a color. Otherwise they all look the same XD
Character I'd most like to kiss: Ulrich, if I must decide...?
Character I'd most want to hug: Jeremie
Character I'd make lunch for: Odd, to see how long it stays there.
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Odd
Character I'd go shopping with: Yumi
Character I'd go dancing with: Hmmm. Not William, that's for sure.
Character I'd take over the world with: Aelita (What? We all know she could!)
Favorite Relationship: JxA

Doctor Who

Favorite character: 10th Doctor, Amy Pond, RORANICUS PONDUCIS.
Least Favorite character: Empress of the Racnoss. She's unbelievably irritating.
Character with the best hair: 10th Doctor, in the later seasons when he does that silly yet awesome spiky thing with it. Or Martha Jones in End of Time.
Character with the best eyes: Rose - so piercing...
Character I'd most like to kiss: There's a major age difference between me and every guy in that show...
Character I'd most want to hug: The Doctor, any will do. Or Rory. Cuz he needs it and he's adorable.
Character I'd make lunch for: Jack - I'd poison it. It's fun killing immortals.
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Amy
Character I'd go shopping with: Amy
Character I'd go dancing with: I'm really not a dancer...
Character I'd take over the world with: The Master. MUAHAHAHAA!!!
Favorite Relationship: Ten/Rose forever and ever. And the Ponds are just adorable.

Transformers

Favorite character: Raf, Sari, Grimlock, Waspinator, Animated Prowl, Blurr, Dinobot, BW Silverbolt, and good ol' Scrounge (He has a special arm - there is no other like it!)
Least Favorite character: Dirt Boss
Character with the best hair: Miko
Character with the best eyes: Movie Bumblebee
Character I'd most like to kiss: Ummm... I don't like this question...
Character I'd most want to hug: Raf, Animated Optimus, or Waspinator (because he really needs it...)
Character I'd make lunch for: Kicker, to see how bad he disses it.
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Animated Bumblebee
Character I'd go shopping with: Miko
Character I'd go dancing with: Ravage. Geewunners know why.
Character I'd take over the world with: Waspinator - we have plaaaaanzzz
Favorite Relationship: Silverbolt and Blackarachnia

Avatar

Favorite character: Zuko. No, I'm not a crazy fangirl, he's just a genuinely awesome epic win character.
Least Favorite character: Pakku when he was still a jerk
Character with the best hair: Azula, but only when she leaves it down
Character with the best eyes: Toph
Character I'd most like to kiss: Sensing a pattern here?
Character I'd most want to hug: Zuko
Character I'd make lunch for: Iroh, with tea, of course
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Sokka
Character I'd go shopping with: Sokka
Character I'd go dancing with: Aang
Character I'd take over the world with: Toph
Favorite Relationship: Kataang

iCarly

Favorite character: Sam, Spencer, Gibbeh
Least Favorite character: Miss Briggs
Character with the best hair: Sam
Character with the best eyes: Carly
Character I'd most like to kiss: Noooo stop it!
Character I'd most want to hug: Freddie
Character I'd make lunch for: Spencer
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Gibby and Spencer
Character I'd go shopping with: Carly
Character I'd go dancing with: Spencer
Character I'd take over the world with: Sam
Favorite Relationship: Seddie! It's totally canon now...

Victorious

Favorite character: Cat
Least Favorite character: Trina
Character with the best hair: Beck
Character with the best eyes: Jade
Character I'd most like to kiss: WHYYY?!?!
Character I'd most want to hug: Cat
Character I'd make lunch for: Sikowitz
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Cat
Character I'd go shopping with: Jade
Character I'd go dancing with: Robbie XD
Character I'd take over the world with: Rex
Favorite Relationship: Beck and Jade. "Go sit on the steps."

Big Time Rush

Favorite character: Logan Mitchell
Least Favorite character: Mercedes.
Character with the best hair: Logan, so fluffy, I wanna play with it... lol I'm so strange
Character with the best eyes: Carlos
Character I'd most like to kiss: NOOOOO NOOOO PLEASE STOP ASKING ME!! *cries*
Character I'd most want to hug: Carlos, Logan
Character I'd make lunch for: Carlos
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Carlos
Character I'd go shopping with: Camille
Character I'd go dancing with: Carlos
Character I'd take over the world with: Katie
Favorite Relationship: Logan and Camille. You know it's still alive.

InuYasha

Favorite character: Kagome Higurashi
Least Favorite character: Miroku. *coughpervertcough*
Character with the best hair: Sesshomaru
Character with the best eyes: Kikyo
Character I'd most like to kiss: My lips are reserved for my future husband, thank you very much!
Character I'd most want to hug: Shippo
Character I'd make lunch for: Inuyasha
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Shippo
Character I'd go shopping with: Kagome
Character I'd go dancing with: Shippo
Character I'd take over the world with: Miroku - so what if he's creepy? He'd be pretty good at it.
Favorite Relationship: Kagome/Inuyasha

Fruits Basket

Favorite character: Machi. Kuragi.
Least Favorite character: Akito, when he was evil and a dude.
Character with the best hair: Yuki, Rin
Character with the best eyes: Hana-chan
Character I'd most want to hug: Momiji, Yuki, Ritsu
Character I'd make lunch for: Kyo. I'd give him leeks just for fun.
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Momiji and Kakeru
Character I'd go shopping with: Kagura
Character I'd go dancing with: Momiji
Character I'd take over the world with: Uo-chan
Favorite Relationship: Yuki and Machi

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Favorite character: Giles x3
Least Favorite character: Riley. He's a biiig oaf.
Character with the best hair: Oz
Character with the best eyes: Tara
Character I'd most want to hug: Giles
Character I'd make lunch for: Riley, I'd poison it...
Character I'd go singing in the rain with: Anya (BUNNIES!!!)
Character I'd go shopping with: Willow (I JUST WANT HER ENTIRE WARDROBE)
Character I'd go dancing with: Uh...
Character I'd take over the world with: Spike
Favorite Relationship: Willow/Oz and Giles/Jenny

Favorite song? At the moment, Iridescent by Linkin Park
Favorite Musical Genre? Alternative Metal (as long as they're actually SINGING), Country Pop, Indie Pop, Rock, showtunes, aaand pretty much everything else but rap and death metal.
Favorite Band? Evanescence, Big Time Rush, They Might Be Giants, Relient K, Linkin Park
Favorite solo artist? Ingrid Michaelson, Taylor Swift, Josh Groban, Anthony Head
What was the last song you listened to? Santa Fe, from Newsies, the musical of awesomeness
What was the last cd you bought? Evanescence, the self-titled album of awesomeness
What was the last song you put on your ipod? Watch What Happens (Reprise) - Newsies
What was the first cd you bought? Eh, something VeggieTales, I think.
What is your favorite musical? Phantom of the Opera and Newsies
what is your favorite theme song from a TV show? A World Without Danger - Code Lyoko

About Your Music

What instruments can you play? Learning guitar. I dabble in piano, but I never learned much officially. I just mess with it. Actually, lately I've been able to come up with some of my own stuff. I can do multiple keys at the same time now, as long as they actually are at the same time.
Can you sing? Depends on the song, but usually, yes. Ingrid Michaelson suits my voice best, and I can do some Evanescence. I sound awful trying to sing Taylor Swift, usually, because she has a lower range than me.
are you in a band? No... I've come up with an awesome name, though, if that ever happens: Invisible Tape. It's an in-joke between me and a friend, but now that I think about it, it does have something deep to it. Like... Invisible tape isn't totally invisible. We can still see it, but we ignore it. We don't want to see it there. And yet it fixes anything that's broken. It may break, too, when it goes through too much. But it does its best. And people like me can feel like that a lot. We try so hard to fix everything, all the brokenness in the world, and we just want to help. But no one even notices us. Even when we ourselves break. But we never give up. We have to fix each other... Hey, that was kinda cool. I'm proud of myself now, heheh :D
Do you consider yourself a band geek? No, not in band, because I'm instrumentally challenged.
Do you write songs? if so about what? Yes, about a lot of things. The stuff that dwells on me: Being a dreamer, love, loneliness, confusion, angst, desperation... The underlying theme is hope.
What song describes your relationship or lack of? Solitude by Evanescence

01 You are a: Artist
02 You drink: Smoothies
03 Your first kiss: Hopeful
04 Where are you: Earth
05 You like: Pie
06 Hate is: Relative
07 Love is: Life
08 You dream of: Insomnia
09 You can’t spell: Restauraunt
10 Your favourite colour is: Pink

Answer either yes or no. No "maybes" allowed.

01 You like a boy/girl: Yes
02 You would kiss someone for $10: No
03 You’re addicted to facebook: No
04 You’re addicted to notes: No
05 Pink looks nice on guys: No
06 You can’t keep a secret: No
07 Do you have any siblings: Yes
08 You know what an asterisk is: Yes *
09 You dye your hair: Never

MY LIFE SOUNDTRACK:

Opening Credits: Soldier - Ingrid Michaelson
Waking Up: Lady In Spain - Ingrid Michaelson
First Day of School: Fifteen - Taylor Swift
Making Your New Best Friend: Halfway There- BTR
Falling in Love: Enchanted - Taylor Swift
Breaking Up: Wish We Never Met - Kathleen Wilhoite
Prom: Last Night, Good Night - Hatsune Miku
Gradutation: Long Live - Taylor Swift
Life's Okay: Slow Me Down - Emmy Rossum
Death of a Close Friend: Hello - Evanescence
Mental Breakdown: Lost In Paradise - Evanescence
Driving: A Place Called Home - Kim Richey
Flashback: The Call - Regina Spektor
Getting Back Together: A Beautiful Mess - Jason Mraz
Wedding Scene: Keep Warm - Ingrid Michaelson
Birth of a Child: Here I Am - Bryan Adams
Car Accident: End Game - Anthony Head
Final Battle: I Am The Doctor - Murray Gold (epic battle music from Doctor Who. If you've not heard it, look it up RIGHT NOW.)
Death Scene: Iridescent - Linkin Park (assfdjsfsdfk my creys)
Funeral Song: Men Of Snow - Ingrid Michealson
End Credits (Pick 2 if You Want): Chances - Athlete, Stand In The Rain - Superchic[k]

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (Duh, I DO have a brother. lol. We had a Mach 5. You can see where that went.)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 6

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (gloss)
You love skirts. (when appropriate)
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (NOOO!!! BE GONE SATAN!!!)
You wear the colour pink. (ALL the time.)
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewellery (My cross necklace, and the TARDIS one I made in clayworks. Yes I did :D )
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (What? WHAAAT?!?! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING!!!! Star TREK, however...)
You were in gymnastics/dance. (When I was little I did both for one summer, and freshman year I took dance a semester. Gymnastics was fun, but I hate dancing. I'm clumsy, too.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up (No, no. No makeup. It's a bad thing. Unless stage lights require it. Then it's okay.)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 13

Blonde Things. Put a > next to the ones you've done. I've done 25 out of 40.

>Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
>You have ran into a glass/screen door
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
>You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
You have ran into a tree
It IS possible to lick your elbow

>You just tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
You just tried to sing them
>You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
You have choked on your own spit
You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. (I haven't seen it, but I probably wouldn't get it if that's the case...)
>You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
>You just looked at it
Your hair is blonde.
>People have called you slow A LOT!
>You have accidentally caught something on fire
>You tried to drink out of a straw, but you jabbed it into your nose/eyes
>You have caught yourself drooling
You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket
>Sometimes you just stop thinking
>People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
>You use your fingers to do simple math
You have eaten a bug
>You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
>You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
>You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
>You break a lot of things.
>Friends know not to use big words around you
>You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
>You have fallen out of your chair before
>When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
>The word 'umm' is used many times a day
>You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
You have spelled your name wrong
>You have drawn a deformed heart

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends, family, celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't choose yourself.

1 Aina Akita (furuba OC)

2 Emmaline Rose (from an original)

3 Anne Rose (original)

4 Emi Stern (i.most.certainly.love.you's Code Lyoko OC)

5 Adam Belpois (hers again)

6 Claudia Clements (from another original)

7 Anya (Rockport268's BTR OC)

8 Mercy (original)

9 Kamden (original)

10 Lilith Gray (original)

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at her house. What happens?

Mercy is really polite, but Anne's so freaked out by her that she's fighting to urge to stab her with a fork to save herself and Emi. Emi tries to calm Anne down, but then Mercy gets a suspicious smirk on her face as Anne slowly begins to wither. Emi hits Mercy in a pressure point and saves the day.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happen?

Kamden sits in the corner and watches Adam try to put his leg behind his head. He waits. And waits. And waits... Then falls asleep as Adam pulls a muscle.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Hmmm... Aina or Claudia? I guess Aina, just 'cause Claudia has some issues with sleeping (not those kinds of issues, you pervert) and I wouldn't really be of much help.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Her reaction?

You sicken me.

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

They're all straight females, so I'll disregard this question.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Emi has already knocked me out and is stuffing me in a box because I just so happened to stumble upon the Factory, but Emmaline hits her with a dart that she stole from William (another character in the same story as her). Then she frees me, but I hit her in the head and explain that we need her conscious to save the earth. Emmaline is ashamed...

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Aina's deleted all the footage by then because she felt stupid for going "And, ummm" every other sentence.

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Anne marrys Kamden, because even though he's underage, at least he's a dude.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Anya: *holds out her hand*

Adam: "This?" *takes out letter* "Oh... Uh... I didn't read it... I totally didn't read it..."

Emmaline: "JUST GIVE HER BACK THE * LETTER ALREADY, STUPID!"

Adam: "I'm sorry!" *cries*

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Aina, she's like my child and y'know, kinda needs some love.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Because Mercy told her to, and secretly just wanted to stall her to dig up a grave.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Anne? Hey, she may not look it, but she can get as fierce as heck.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Mercy: "What did I ever do to you?!"

Lilith: "You tricked me into giving you my life to raise my sister from the dead."

Mercy: "And you learned a valuable lesson."

Emmaline: "Wait, what is this? Why am I here?"

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because she reminds her too much of Kamden and it's freaking her out.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Lilith: "Once upon a time, a girl looked to a mysterious woman's magical powers to raise--"

Me: "OKAAAY, Lilith, let's uh... Anya doesn't need to hear this."

Anya: ?

Me: "go on, Anya, you've had enough scary stories for one lifetime."

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Aina: "Uh... I'm still not sure if this is a prank or not, so I was a little hesitant to show up... But you're both in white dresses."

Emmaline: "I thought I was marrying Paul..."

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Adam and Kamden just turned 21. They got a little confused... And then wasted. And now I'm trying to get Kamden to stop screaming his woes to the ends of the earth. I borrowed some darts from Emmaline to fix the issue.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Mercy: Oh... These animals are PERFECT... So adorably BLOODTHIRSTY...

Claudia: Amy got you a special present.

Anne: *pulls out a gun*

Emi: HI-YA! *knocks Mercy out*

Anne: You know, I was about to shoot her...

Emi: Murder is icky. Violence is cool, though.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

"STOP ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS!"

Me: "Nooo! You're all figments! It's a free country, and I'll use weird methods of developing you if I wanna!"

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Emmaline writes a reeeaaally nasty song to Kamden that becomes a #1 single. She knows how to inspire the people with her music, and well... Things didn't go so smooth for Kamden. *evil grin*

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

Claudia: "I'm the chosen one... I have to do this..." *dies*

Aina went downhill from there...

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Mercy, she WILL be defeated...

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Lilith: "What up with those bats' eyes?"

Adam: "YOU SAW NOTHING!"

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Anne has a panic attack and scares the children away.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Anya is horrified and passes out. Mercy laughs.

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Lilith: *looks at Kamden thinking he's kinda cute*

Kamden: *blushes*

Aina: "Awwww... It worked..."

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Me: "Why do I taste blood?"

Anya: *cries*

Me: "Nooo! I'm sorry! Don't cry! I love you even though you bleed into your pie! It gives it flavor! PLEASE DON'T CRY!" *cries*

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Mercy: *looks at Anne in a sinister fashion*

Anne: "Touch me and you DIE."

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

They eat it, silly.

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

Emmaline: "PAUL! SHE MADE ME MARRY AN UNDERAGE GIRL!"

You might be obsessed with Code Lyoko:

If you love (or like) to write fan Fictions or draw fan art
My favorite pastime!
If you sometimes try to say people's names and you mistakingly say a Code Lyoko character
No, actually.
If you sometimes sound like a Code Lyoko character
I laugh like Aelita a lot, and occasionally like Yumi.
If you (or someone you know) asked for the Fall of XANA game for Christmas
Do they make it for Wii?
If you know a cheat code for Get Ready to Virtualize video game
I no has DS...
If you have a crush on a Code Lyoko character
I used to kinda like Ulrich... ish...
If you like a certain character on the show
I want Jeremie to be my bestiest fwiend. X3
If you write chapters to certain fan fictions in your notebook
History XD
If you put yourself in your fan fictions (not trying to offend)
I used to in my first attempt at something Reawakening-esque. I might again later on in the miniseries...
If you like the show soooo much that whenever you play Guitar Hero and a note comes up in what sounds like Aelita's scream in New Order, you immediately shorten the sustained note!
I no plays guitar hero, but if I did, that would SO be something I would do XD
If your bangs (this is girls and partially boys only) (when ruffled) represent Ulrich's when you look in the mirror!
I no has bangs...
The verdict for me: I'm seriously obsessed with Code Lyoko.
If you do (or did) these things, put this on your profile

Abortion is wrong.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

BLACKS didn't choose SLAVERY.

JEWS didn't choose GENOCIDE.

BABIES don't choose ABORTION.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of stuff and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

2. Run through the isles shouting; "ITS GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY GET OUT"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream:
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose YOU!"

Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way

to the top

of the tree

I love Code Lyoko, so I must REALLY not have a life.

I'm quiet, so I must be antisocial.

I'm a devout Catholic, so I must not be in touch with reality.

I like Transformers, so I must be a dork.

I have low grades, so I must be lazy.

I'm pro-life, so I must be an idiot.

I wished I was dead countless times, so I must be scheming to kill myself.

I think gay marriage is wrong, so I must hate gay people.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

So many people at school think I'm sane, but my family knows the truth. When I get home I cannot repress it any longer. I think so much about making a good first impression that I never even say hello. The closer someone is to me, the more they realize my true identity. But they never get that close. If you are a part-time maniac, put this on your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have a watch tan, put this on your profile XD

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you would ever cram yourself into a tube and say virtualization, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you freak out when your friend has a picture of a stone angel on their phone and tell them to delete it before it KILLS US ALL, put this on your profile.

Fezes are cool. If you search every nook and cranny of every store you go to for a fez WITHOUT a tassel, put this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. ;P

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me COLORED?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

"Mommy, how do we know God is real when we can't see Him?"

"Can you see the wind?"

"No."

"Then how do you know it's there?"

"...I can feel it."

Put this on your profile if you believe in God!

a teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Evanescence...

Brings me to life

Sets my guilt free

Takes me away from all this wasted pain

Is my sleeping refuge

Has all of me

Is just what we all need

Is my only power, my only life

Has taken over me

Pulls me away to face the pain

Reminds me I'm not the only one

Unlocks my heart

Opens my eyes to the love around me

Speaks to me of love without a sound

Puts the shards of me back together

Makes me feel good enough

Is the sun in my world of darkness

Makes my own way without their senseless hate

I can't love this music any more than I do

I can't live this life without it by my side

Put this on your profile if Evanescence is all that you're living for!

Favorite Quotes:

BTR:

"Watermelons can't make toast." - Logan's words of wisdom - come on! watermelons and toast in the same sentence! who wouldn't find that awesome?

"ALL TALENT ARE DOGS! And they need to know who's in charge, or they will not LISTEN to commands ...and poop ON yourrr carpet." - Gustavo, how we love your silly speech pattern.

"STOP BEING ORANGE!!!" - Gustavo

Mrs. Knight: Glad to see you've taken an interest in ironing, Katie!
Katie: Yeah, I know. It's for my Big Time Rush merchandise!
Mrs. Knight: Oh, sweetie, the record company owns the rights to that stuff. You can't do that.
Katie: Yes I can. It's called bootlegging!
Mrs. Knight: *spit take* How did you get like this? I never dropped you. Not once!

-my parents hate BTR, and even they laughed.

"SWIRLY!!!!!" - Carlos

"Together, we're 64! That's older than YOU! ...It is older than you, isn't it?" - Logan calls Mrs. Knight old.

"Mmmm. Warm pants. There's nothing like a fresh pair of warm pants. Get Gustavo some warm pants." - Griffin's perfect introduction

"I have to go now. My pants are cold." - Griffin once again

"Oh, he's breaking out the Christmas chainsaw." - Kelly (I think, or Kendall...)

"TANNING POWERS GO!" - James the Orange

"BANDANAS ARE COOL!" - James pulls a Matt Smith

"Boys are stupid! ...Remember Logan's mine." - Camille

"And shirts and ties might make us die!" - Yardsquirrells... Scott Fellows Butch Hartman = EPIC WIN.

Code Lyoko:

"It's yoo-hoo it's us time!" - Odd

"Ulrich has lost his head and should have stayed in bed! *Ulrich runs away, Odd chases after him* Wait, wait, I got another one! Go with Sissi and you're future's gloomy 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA LOSE YUMIIIII!!!" - Odd becomes a poet

"I did it! I did it! *passes out*" - Jeremie making us all laugh when we aren't supposed to

"Ehhh, I don't need that much sleep." - Jeremie summarizes all of our lives.

"I hate to talk with my mouth full... Aelita, can you take this one?" - Odd bestows the powers of insulting Sissi onto Aelita

"Rrrrr... FASTER!!!" - William riding a Tarantula

Transformers:

"You're a motorcycle, Arcee. Shouldn't you know how to build a motorcycle engine?"
"You're a human, Jack. Can you build me a small intestine?"
-Best thing Arcee has EVER said.

"...But I will bring you back a snowball." - Optimus Prime saying something you'd never expect a giant alien robot to say.

"You don't know whether to kiss me or kill me."
"I'm a black widow spider, you idiot! ...I can do both."
-Silverbolt and Blackarachnia, best robomance in TF history.

"You SHOT ME!!!" - Silverbolt, moments later.

"Give me your FACE!" - Optimus Prime is given a new catchphrase.

"I am Wreck-Gar! I DARE to be stupid!" - Wreck-Gar. Is. Awesome.

"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! LET'S ALL DANCE AROUND ZE MAYPOLE!!!" - Random Blitzwing makes a funny that sounds like something I would come up with.

"When life gives you lemons... MAKE ORANGE SODA!!!" - Bud

"I'm a winner! I'm a winner! I beleive in me!!" - G1 Wreck-gar

Doctor Who:

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's actually more like a big ball of... Wibbly-wobbly... Timey-wimey... Stuff." - The 10th Doctor invents a technical term.

"I have chosen. Of course, I've chosen. *pause, hits Rory* It's you, stupid!" - Amy becomes everyone's new favorite companion

"The Library. So big it doesn't need a name. Just a great big The." - The 10th Doctor, need I say more?

"I want her to say 'We are not amused.' I bet you 5 quid I can make her say it."
"Well, if I accepted that, it would be an abuse of my privelege as a traveller in time."
"10 quid?"
"Done."
- Rose and the Doctor teach children that gambling is okay as long as you bet lots of money.

10th Doctor: (fighting a clockwork man) "Don't worry Reinette, it's just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares; even big scary monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster?"
Reinette: "What do monsters have nightmares about?"
10th Doctor: "Me! Ha!"

-10 makes us go "YEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!"

"There's an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom and consolation to the soul in times of need... Allons-y!! "
-10th Doctor, making me cheer and thereafter cry upon realization that this was the last allons-y I would ever hear from him.

"Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica takes the universe! But, bad news, everyone, [Doctor jumps up from inside Stonehenge] 'cause guess who! Ha! Listen, you lot! You're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute, because I AM TALKING!
[The ships stop instantly]
Now the question of the hour is, "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from me? [pause] Come on! Look at me! No plan, no back-up, no weapons! Oh, and something else I don't have: Anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you! And then, AND THEN... do the smart thing...
Let somebody else try first."
-11th Doctor makes his audience explode from exposure to pure awesomeness.

"Bowties are cool." - the 11th Doctor singlehandedly brings back the bowtie.

WARNING: Those of you who can't stand uber-sentimental stories, I will tell you now: do not read Crushed by a Crush or Stone. You have been warned. Now when you go throw up in the bathroom, don't come crying to me.

On the other hand, if you're a total sucker for this sort of thing like me, then you'd love them. :)

And to all those who voted for and nominated Stone at the 2011 BTR fic awards - thank you, thank you, endlessly. I was so touched to see it on the list. I don't care that it didn't win. I just can't believe anyone would love my story that much. Thank you, truly, thank you.

Attention all: In case you haven't noticed, I've been undergoing something of an uncreative streak lately. It's a combination of time and writer's block. I never have enough time to sit at the computer long enough to get something down, I guess. But summer is swiftly apporaching, and I'm doing everything I can to get SOMETHING down. I'm trying to go back to my stuff you've probably thought I've long since abandoned - Code: DEKA, Behind the Heart of Stone, Family of Wrath, Life Lessons, and the Awesome Adventures of the Student Council. If I can't come up with anything soon, I'm deeply sorry... But nothing is dead yet. Thanks for waiting so long.

Bunnies! Bunnies!

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...Or maybe midgets.