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Author has written 22 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Naruto, Assassin's Creed, inFAMOUS, Elder Scroll series, Harry Potter, Dragon Age, Legend of Korra, Pirates of the Caribbean, NCIS, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Yo! My name's Zeratide, and here's all you need to know: Hair Color: Brown Eyes: Brown Age: 18 Nicknames: Wolfboy, Bookworm, Eragon, Ninja Wolfboy because I love wolves, Bookworm cause I love to read, and Eragon because I was always reading Inheritance Series, and Ninja because my friends say that I often appear out of nowhere and give them a heart attack so... yeah. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Zeratide Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! A letter of contradictions: Ladies and Gentlemen Hobos and Tramps Cross-eyed Mosquitoes And Bowl-Legged Ants I Come Here Before You To Stand Here Beside You To Tell You All Something I Know Nothing About Early One Morning Late At Night Two Dead Brothers Got Up To Fight Back to Back They Faced Each Other Drew Their Swords And Shot Each Other The Deaf Policeman Heard The Noise And Came And Killed The Two Dead Boys Now If You Don't Believe This Lie Is True Ask The Blind Man He Saw It Too http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/File:StarkillerLightsaberConceptArt.jpg - Naruto's lightsaber Some personal favorite quotes: Pain is just weakness leaving the body. -Any military group will say it My momma always said, Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. -Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump 'Slap' I don't think I deserved that. 'Slap' I might have deserved that. 'Slap' That one I deserved. -Jack Sparrow Oh, bugger. -Jack Sparrow "You're mad!" "Good thing too! If I wasn't, this would probably never work." -Pirates of the Caribbean BELIEVE IT! -Naruto Uzumaki I'm an avenger. -Sasuke Uchiha Die puny human!! -Any good fiction book When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and try to find somebody whose life is giving them vodka, and throw a party. -Ron White Silence! I kill you! -Achmed "Captain Blackadder is totally, and utterly, guilty!" *Sits* *Blackadder calmly turns paper over* "OF NOTHING MORE..." -Blackadder "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." Bryan Mills, Taken "Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day." -The Grey When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it. I had time, but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it. Many decades would pass before I understood the meaning of all three. And now, in the twilight of my life, misunderstanding has passed into contentment. Love, liberty, and time: once so disposable, are the fuels that drive me forward. And love, most especially, mio caro. For you, our children, our brothers and sisters. And for the vast and wonderful world that gave us life, and keeps us guessing. Endless affection, mio Sofia. | |||||||||
1. To Birth An Empire, Mark II reviewsSecond attempt at samurai89's Empire challenge. Rated M for blood, gore, sex, language, etc. Naruto harem.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-31-13 - Naruto U. & Kushina U.2. Daughters reviewsKelly's birthday was always a hard time for him. Friendly/family GabbyNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-13 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete3. Evgir Unslaad reviewsIt is 90 years since Alduin's doom, and it is 50 since the Dragonborn disappeared. When three poor and hungry thieves, believing him to be long dead, attempt to rob Heljarchen Hall, they set in motion a chain of events that will shake Tamriel to the core. Rated M for violence, language, adult content, etc. No pairing as of this time.Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-13 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin4. Silence reviewsThere was something both intimate and unfeeling about silence.Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-13 - Connor K. - Complete5. Return of the Blue Spirit » reviewsWhen he was needed, the Blue Spirit appeared to aid Avatar Aang. Afterward, he was not seen for decades. Now another Avatar needs the Blue Spirit, and another will don the mask. The Blue Spirit will rise again. Rated M for violence, eventual sexual themes. OCxLin, friendly OCxKorra.Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,634 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 2-21-13 - Published: 6-13-12 - Korra & Tenzin6. Under the Stars » reviewsNaruto and Gaara had dreams about the stars, and finally being accepted; Ahsoka dreamt of friends. All get their dream, but will Naruto and Ahsoka find more? M for violence and mature content. I own nothing.Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,013 - Reviews: 335 - Updated: 2-11-13 - Published: 2-20-10 - Naruto U. & Ahsoka T.7. Tails of a Khajiit » reviewsWitness Sim'baja, the Khajiit Dragonborn, sleep his way across all of Skyrim. Rated M for sex.Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 2-10-13 - Published: 2-22-12 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin8. Blade of the Fox II » reviewsIt's been four years since the death of Sasuke, and Naruto is finally feeling at peace. But in his entire life, when have things ever gone as planned? The Templars will rise again, and the Fox will rise with them. Rated M for language, gore, and eventual sexual content.Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-21-13 - Published: 8-19-12 - Naruto U. & Connor K.9. The Morning reviews"Will you still love me in the morning, Tony?" Tiva Oneshot, T for suggested themes and slight language, just to be on the safe side.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-13 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete10. Quiet reviewsIt was quiet as he awoke. But then again, it always was.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-3-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete11. How To Ask HER Out reviewsHe frowned at her expression, a mix of amusement, exasperation, and confusion that was so ZIVA. Her lip twisted as she thought, and it took all his self-control not to grab her and drag her into a heated kiss. Tiva Fluff.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-13 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete12. Blade of the Fox » reviewsThe Templars have reappeared, trying to destroy the already fragile stability in the Ninja World. They will try, and they will fall to the Blade of the Fox. Naru/Saku. Rated M for violence, language, sex, rape.Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,983 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 8-14-12 - Published: 7-25-10 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete13. Harry Potter and the Elder Wand » reviewsWhat if Harry had kept the Elder Wand? What if Ron had died instead of Fred? And what if Hermione loved Harry instead of Ron? Witness the Boy Who Lived become the most powerful wizard in the world. HarryxHermione, Rated M for violence and adult content.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-2-12 - Published: 6-5-12 - Harry P. & Hermione G.14. Du Sundavar Freohr » reviewsAfter the Battle of Feinster, a Rider, Zeratide, returns to the fray, prepared to train Eragon to be the strongest Rider to ever walk the Earth, to become Du Sundavar Freohr... The Death of the Shadows. I own nothing. Plenty of violence.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,440 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 7-13-12 - Published: 12-3-09 - Eragon S. & Arya15. It's a Pirate's Life for Me reviewsThe Sea was all he had ever known. It was the great Equalizer: it tore down the illusion of race and status, leaving a man to make his life on the strength of his back and the sweat of his brow.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-12 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Will Turner III - Complete16. Hawke vs HawkeAfter the events at Kirkwall, Hawke went on the run. But fugitives don't tend to have a lot of money, so while in Lothering he finds a tournament with a grand prize of 50,000 sovereigns. A twist finds himself in a situation he had never thought to be in... MageHawke vs Carver, HawkexMerrill. Rated M for violence.Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Published: 6-7-12 - Hawke (M) & Carver H. - Complete17. The Hunt reviewsHadrian was a hunter, and he had a hunter's patience. To win her heart, he would do anything. Dragonborn/AelaElder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-12 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin & Aela - Complete18. Hidden reviewsA short one-shot about how Desmond got his scar, and Desmond's life on the run before he was captured by Abstergo.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-11-11 - Desmond M. - Complete19. Swirling Ash reviewsKarmic moment: You've killed the man who has, in one fell swoop, destroyed your entire life, before revealing he was your future self. What will you do with the body? Will you honor him, or will you leave him to rot?inFAMOUS - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-11 - Cole MacGrath & Kessler - Complete20. Parkour Ninja reviewsOneshot prequel to Blade of the Fox. Story of how Naruto got into Parkour.Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-11 - Naruto U. - Complete21. The Final Thoughts of Uncle Mario reviewsMy tribute to a great man, and a greater Assassin.Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-10 - Mario A. - Complete22. The Mind of the Rider » reviewsWhat if, during his life, Eragon Shadeslayer had kept records for the next generation? A look at how the greatest Rider to live viewed the world, and what happened during and after the series. I do not own any aspect of the Inheritance Cycle.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-15-10 - Published: 2-19-10 - Eragon S. - Complete
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