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| Call Me Johnny |
Author has written 2 stories for Supernatural. Hello, all (: I'm Sarah, but my friends call me Johnny. I'm [extremely] into slash-fics. Some of my favorite pairings are Larry Stylinson (Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson; One Direction), ZADR (Zim/Dib; Invader ZIM), Ponyboy Curtis/Johnny Cade (The Outsiders), Destiel (Dean/Castiel; Supernatural), Wincest (Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester; Supernatural), Sabriel (Sam/Gabriel; Supernatural), Joker/Batman (Batman), Joker/Scarecrow (Batman), Sherlock/Watson (Sherlock TV series), Kyoumaki (Kyouya/Tamaki; Ouran High School Host Club), Hikaru Hitachiin/Kaoru Hitachiin (Ouran High School Host Club), Light/L (Death Note). and I used to love Joick (Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas; The Jonas Brothers). I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting. These are the major ones, though, and the list is ever-growing. Mostly, I'm here for reading, but I've posted two Destiel oneshots so far and, since I absolutely love the crowd here, I definitely plan on adding more to my collection. So stay tuned... I love music! Some favorites: My Chemical Romance, Muse, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Cure, Aerosmith, Metallica, Escape The Fate, Picture Me Broken, Ambush The Sky, Cage The Elephant, Fall Out Boy, Depeche Mode, Men At Work, Devo, Paramore, P!nk, and literally one Katy Perry song that owns my heart right now ["E.T."] I have an Archive of Our Own account! Hit me up at Side_Effects at AO3! Message me if you have any suggestions as to what I should read, or even if you just want to say hi. I'm not as boring as I seem! Haha. (: Okay! So I found these on Heart Torn Out's profile and, I know they're gonna seem unoriginal by now, but a lot of them really spoke to me, especially the first two. So off we go! Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. If this is you too, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever called one of your friends Mom on accident, copy and paste this on your profile. If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song, copy this into your profile! I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I don't obsess! I think intensely. Nope! I obsess (: All the good ones are either dating someone, married, gay, priests, or fictional characters in books or movies. Yeah, ain't that a bitch! D: 10 Signs Ur a Castiel Girl 1. The phrase "Touched by an Angel" has a whole new meaning for you. 2. Trench coats make u giggle 3. You want to smack Dean in the back of the head in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" 4. You want to hug Castiel in the Brothel scene in "Free to be You and Me" and after he finds out God won't help in "Dark Side of the Moon" 5. U laugh when u see alcohol 6. When you see Biblical pictures of angels you shake your head and think "That's not what they look like" 7. Angel Food Cake makes you smile 8. You use Assbutt as an insult on whoever you can as much as you can. 9. You find references to narcotics, orgys, virgins, "that's how i roll", voices in cell phones, flatbread, not ordering from the menu, whoopie cushions, new FBI agents, pretty angel boys, action figures, brothels, Glenn Close, "I am very surprised" and "not incontinent", White Castle cheeseburgers, buses, lying, and mass quantities of alcohol freakin hilarious and the ppl around u dont get it. 10. You find the phrase "I'm the one that gripped you tight and saved you from perdition" slightly hot. Things to do today: 1. get up, 2. survive, 3. go back to bed Procrastinators unite! ...tomorrow I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends. Sleep? People still do that? I promise I will never steal your thunder like Michael Jackson stole Farrah Fawcett's We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home. F.I.N.A.L.S: (F#ck I Never Actually Learned This Sh*t!) *cough* French! *cough* I don't care if you're a gangsta, pull up your pants please hey... hey... sup?... nm, u?... nm... end of convo. I can't brain today. I have the dumb Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat yours If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia. They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, cause if you just stood ther and yelled BANG, I dont think you'd kill too many people. People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply is one. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. I was uncool before uncool was cool. And I'm still not cool! XD Stereotypes suck. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. | |||||
1. Guidance reviewsDean's desperate prayers manage to reel in a certain blue-eyed angel, and it doesn't take long for them both to realize what "help" they really need. Rated T for very mild swearing. Angst and fluff all in one. DON'T JUDGE BY MY CRAPPY SUMMARY! Dean/CasSupernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-12 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete
