Bleughqu The-human-robot
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since: 12-01-09, id: 2164395, Profile Updated: 07-11-10
country: UK
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello... This is Megan. I suppose you haven't heard of me. That will be a crime punishable by death when I become leader of the last humans.

I'm off to milk some goats. :D

Organic Horse manure-- Not just a hearty smell!

Characters I love:

- Remus John Lupin (Harry Potter)

- Dave the laugh (Georgia Nicolson)

- Carlisle Cullen (twilight)

-The Twins! But mainly Fred (Harry Potter)

-Ianto Jones (Torchwood)

User Survey

Name- Megan

Girl/Boy- Guess

Hair Color- brown (said in a cockney accent)

Eye Color- see above

Birthday- 16th Novemeber

Age- 465.9321 years young

Siblings- A bro who is OLD, nah just kidding he's 20

Interests- Reading, acting, Eating, sleeping, random internet surveys, slaying Dragons, jousting with my BFFFFFFF Ruuuuuuuuby!

Books I Like- Well Harry Potter is ok but would be better if he was dead (Long live Voldemort!), Twilight would be better if Edward wasn't a creepy stalker and Bella was interesting, I like the Darkest Powers Triology by Kelley Armstring but you probably haven't heard of 'em. Anything by Phillip Pullman kicks paper-butt.

Books I Don't Like- Evermore by Alyson Noel. That was awful.

What's the last book you read?I don't remember but I am currently reading No Shame, No Fear by Ann Turnbull; Its a romance set in the 1660s. I've only read 2 chapters.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

To Ruby "I don't know why I'm doing this: I'm not going to post it."

Where are you?

The Green Room.

Look up. Now look back. What'd you see?

A ceiling...awesome!

What's the last thing you ate?

a mini choc chip muffin :D

What's your personality like?

I cannot tell as it is stifled by the awful education system. So much so that I am taking this survey instead of revising. after all I am never going to make something of myself.

Who do you have a crush on?

I'm not telling you that!

What was the last thing you thought?

Phoebe has wake up shake up on Monday... and she's actually going to DO something!!!!

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your head?

An evil, arrogant poohead who drove America into ruin and helped destroy another failing country with his idiotic schemes and outrageously cruel plans.

You now have a million dollars. What's the first thing you do?

Convert it into pounds then feel disappointed that it's less money. :(

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

Ruby's Head

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Um...dude, I'm on my laptop. Why would I be eating/drinking?

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

This!

What's it like being you?

You will never know...

What's your thoughts on writing?

Writing is fun! Especially when I'm failing English tests!

What (if any) instruments do you play?

Yeah I'm afraid its if any this time.

Favorite Colors?

Gweeeeeeeen

Favorite numbers?

2, 3, 6, 9 and any number containing these...except 63. Thats gross. Although...it looks kinda nice...

Intersting Fact about you

I met Colin Firth!

Signature?

I'm on my LAPTOP! You freaky- wait...why is this italic?

Anything else?

Yep...but I'm not telling you. HAH!

1. Harry Potter and the Artic Duel reviews
This is a silly little fic we wrote for a science assignment poking fun at everybody's favorite Chosen One and his fabulously evil arch-nemesis. If you look hard enough you might see the science, it might require squinting though. Anyway peoples, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-10-11 - Voldemort & Harry P.