ToshiUmezawa
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since: 12-02-09, id: 2165454, Profile Updated: 06-28-10
country: USA
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Yo Everyone I'm ToshiUmezawa

if anyone knows where my name is from without googling it you get a virtual cookie

I'm a pretty normal guy , I'm 17 atm and I'm a musician I play new orleans style blues piano which is my main occupation.

I'm also a pretty crazy otaku I've read over 50 manga and watched over 60 animes and own an extensive collection of them on dvd/blue ray

21 Crazy things to do to increase your insanity.

1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'
20. Whenever you can't think of anything else to say, grin widely, bug out your eyes and say 'I have Pez.'
21. When in a crowded elevator, fake hacking and coughing. Then count how many people get off on the very next stop

The Ten Commandments of Reviewing - created by FictionReader98 and Zoneshifter D
1) Thou shalt point out the parts you enjoy
2) Thou shalt point out the parts you disliked, if any.
3) Thou shalt point out the parts you utterly hated and explain why
4) Thou shalt write with good grammar!!
5) Thou shalt not give annonymous reviews, for the authors might want to reply to thine criticism!
6) Thou shalt not flame
7) Thou shalt write a four sentence paragraph minimum!
8) Thou shalt use constructive criticism!
9) Thou shalt review as much as possible, not merely once!
10) Thou shalt voice thine expectations.

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host; you will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Inugo Kurosaki (preforms Konso to help Tom and Toonami find peace), Ninetails101, Jaraiya's apprentice, Beast Keeper 9,ToshiUmezawa...

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

TV Shows I'm watching atm

Lost Final Season

Naruto Shippuden

Bleach

Big Bang Theory

Chuck

Family Guy

Darker than BLACK Ryyusei No Gemini (disappointing so far)

Attack of the Show

Xplay

Robot Chicken

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Titan Maximum

Manga I'm Reading

Naruto

Bleach

One Piece

HunterxHunter

Claymore

D.Gray man

re-reading Rurouni Kenshin

Favorite Pairings In order

NaruHina

IchiRuki

Kataang

NaruSaku

LeeSaku

ShinoTen

NaruIno

NaruTem

Favorite Bands

The Seatbelts BY FAR

Shinedown

Sara Bareilies

Lenka

Airbourne

Disturbed

Sick Puppies

Paramore

Utada Hikaru

Yui

High and Mighty Color

FLOW

Rie Fu

1. Naruto:Battousai of Konoha » reviews
What if when Hinata was being kidnapped naruto tried to help and saving her unlocked his bloodline causing his uncle to take him from konoha and train him, what if his uncle was Kenshin. NOW STRICTLY NarutoxTenten *IM BACK*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,104 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 8-30-10 - Published: 5-23-10 - Naruto U. & Tenten
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