Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, Pokémon, and Final Fantasy VII.
"Live as if you'll die tomorrow, dream as if you'll live forever."
Hello! I'm Darkness of the Eclipse, or EclipseWing, or just generally Eclipse. You have somehow found your way onto my profile page. Read at your own risk. Writing, for me, is a way to change a plot or feature of an already existing franchise I don't like. I get no money from it, and none of the stuff you recognise belongs to me. Shame, really, a girl can dream. I love in the UK, enjoy reading, writing, messing about and wasting time, if only to avoid doing work until later.
My favourite books and authors are as follows...
Brian Jaques - Tale of Redwall
I enjoy TV shows such as Merlin, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Primeval, Mentalist, and films such as Lord of the Rings, Jumper, The Hobbit, Hunger Games, Pirates of the Carribean, X-Men, Batman, Harry Potter, Twilight and many others that I can't recall at the moment.
Warrior Cats - Erin Hunter - I no longer read these as frantically as I have in the past, but still love the concept, as they not only motivated me to write, but helped me decide that I wanted to study medicine. Several shippings that I support areCinder/Lion, Squirrel/Bramble, Fire/Sand, Fire/Cinder, Crow/Feather, Blue/Thrush
My stories are...
Thrushpelt's Chance - Warriors - "Don't you think Thrushpelt deserved a chance and that Bluefur chose him instead of Oakheart. Here's what happens if she does." - I loved this idea, and it was quite popular, but I lost the motivation, and plot line of how I wanted to continue this. It's currently on a permanent hiatus, until I have some free time in my holidays to go over it, revamp it and post up here.
Pokemon - My first ever Pokemon was a Chikorita on SoulSilver. Despite the late introduction to gaming I was a fan since I was a kid. Then one day I turned on the TV and watched a Diamond and Pearl episode. After wandering where the hell Misty was and who the weird blue haired girl (Dawn) was I did some research and was reintroduced to the genre.
My stories are...
PKMN Revolution - Pokemon - In a dark future, the world has changed. Five years ago, Ash Ketchum died and time ground to a halt. Now, the League is stuck in a never ending war, and the last few survivers of ruined Kanto begin a search for the key to a better future and to ending their oppression. But they are plagued at every step by villains, monsters, nightmares, and a dark haunting shadow of the past. Because Ash is dead… isn’t he?
Final Fantasy VII - A recent obsession. I haven't played any of the fgames and don't know much about the mechanics, but I have read the scripts and watched the various cutscenes on YouTube. I love the concept of TimeTravel fics but feel that it is very hard to create one without stealing ideas or going downt he same path as the other. I do have some ideas though. I ship Cloud/Tifa, Aerith/Zack, Vincent/Yuffie, Cloud/Aerith, Cid/Shera, Cloud/Elena
My stories are...
Really witty comments (this is a long list, but pretty amusing. Just scroll to the end if you can't be bothered to read them).
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.
Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.
Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had
Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.
All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
Sometimes the ones best suited to leadership are the ones who have never sought it
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.
It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows.
No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.
I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.
Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them.
Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.
When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.
When all else fails, use duct tape.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.
What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious.
There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." "So what do the other 59 of them do? Tickle?
They locked you in? "No, I locked THEM out! Why must you always see these things backwards?"
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?
Earth is full. Go home.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this!
They said hard work never hurts anyone, but why take the chance?
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
I can resist everything except temptation.
Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you originally thought of. (I right clicked on the word synonym to see what it mean.)
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
All my life, i've wanted to be someone. Now i see i should have been more specific.
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbours newspaper, that's the time to do it.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
I have great faith in fools. Self-confidence, my friends call it.
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When i go out, i lock every 2nd one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking locks, they are always locking three.
Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
That would be a good thing to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgement
Here's to you and here's to me, and hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, and here's to me!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i killed because they were annoying.
When life gives you lemons, you'd better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you'll have some really nasty tasting lemonade.
I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
I'm not insensitive, i just don't care.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.
I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?
Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies
I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
When in doubt, make up words!
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!
Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
Friends are God’s apology for relatives.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with seven men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
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