Well, what can I say about myself? I'm a single mom with 2 kids and no boyfriend... so that means I read a lot of fanfic, mostly slash. I've recently started my first Twilight/The Covenant crossover ("Semicharmed life"), and although it's slash, it's not going to have a lot of sex simply because I don't know how to write it... I wonder if it's because I haven't had sex in so long?? Oh well, I'm rambling.

You can also find my stories here http://members.adultfanfiction.net/profile.php?no=1296912570&view=story&zone=tv Even the ones that are too explicit for this fanfiction.net, like After the Chatroom

I'm extremely weird, so you can expect lots of weirdness in my fics. And also I'm Argentinean and don't have a Beta, so if you know anyone who could help me, I'd apreciate it! And since I'm soooooooooooo weird, here's a survey to get to know me! Yay!! Love this shit LOL

1. What time did you get up this morning? 8

2. How do you like your steak? Rare

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Kung Fu Panda 2

4. What is your favorite TV show? Hawaii Five-0 and the Walking Dead

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Ireland

6. What did you have for breakfast? latte

7. What is your favorite cuisine? easy one! ;)

8. What foods do you dislike? vegetables eweeeeeee

9. Favorite Place to Eat? Mc Donald's!!

10. Favorite dressing? Grated cheese

11a. What kind of vehicle do you drive on weekdays? I don't :(

11b. What kind of vehicle do I drive on weekends? crap...

11c. What kind of vehicle do I keep in the garage? I don't even have a garage... this is sooo sad

12. What are your favorite clothes? jeans, t-shirt, trainers

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Ireland!! It's my dream

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? Nowadays half full, a year ago... completely empty!

15. Where would you want to retire? Las Toninassss I sooo want to grow old in that palce!!

16. Favorite time of day? break time

17. Where were you born? Buenos Aires, Argentina

18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Tennis

22. Bird watcher? wtf are there birds here??

23. Are you a morning person or a night person? I'm an afternoon person thank you very much

24. Do you have any pets? I have a chicken! Her name is Lady Coco

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I'm 27 now!

26. What did you want to be when you were little? a teacher

27. What is your best childhood memory? a lifeguard thinking i was drowning (i was not!!)

28. Are you a cat or dog person? both! I'm also a chicken person

29. Are you married? Nope, single and available!! Well, not that available.

30. Always wear your seat belt? i don't need one on the train lol

31. Been in a car accident? never

32. Any pet peeves? grammar mistakes, so I really need a Beta!!

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? mozzarella

34. Favorite Flower? wtf i don't think i have one, i'm inclined to saying rose

35. Favorite ice cream? crema del cielooooooo

36. Favorite fast food restaurant? McDonalds

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? ehhhhhhh i can't driveeee, i can't even ride a bike dammit

38. From whom did you get your last email? From fanfiction.net saying I had a review!!!

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Starbucks!

40. Do anything spontaneous lately? I shot a lizard with a toy gun

41. Like your job? now i do!!

42. Broccoli? No

43. What was your favorite vacation? las toninas :(

44. Last person you went out to dinner with? my mom

45. What are you listening to right now?my two-year old son singing a song from Imagination Movers

46. What is your favorite color? lilac

47. How many tattoos do you have? no tattoos

49. What time did you finish this quiz? 10.24 pm

50. Coffee Drinker? yep!