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| Itaweasel-hime |
Author has written 34 stories for Naruto, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, and Legend of Zelda. Short. Random with a twist of insanity. Procrastination is key for inspiration. The owl on my roof is named Fredric. I sing Madonna in the shower. And most of the time, I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Aloha. Don't expect too much out of me. Hello, and Goodbye. 'Till death do us part. The end. ps. Sometimes, I argue with myself. | |||||||
1. Afternoon Naps reviewsThe sun's rays filtered in from the large window, creating a spotlight on her as she slept, blissfully unaware that he was even in the room. ZeLink AU.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,991 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-17-12 - Link & Zelda - Complete2. Goat Herder reviewsWas there no escape for him from bossy women? First Ilia, then Midna, and now the great princess of Hyrule, herself. He was a glutton for punishment. Post Twilight Princess, ZeLink.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,045 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-24-12 - Link & Zelda - Complete3. The Caged Bird reviewsAU. He saw her on display, smiling just like all the other women, but without having ever met her, Itachi already knew she was discontent with her life. Not that he could blame her. She was like a caught bird, stuck in a cold cage without any hope of soaring in the sky again. One-shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 8-24-12 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete4. Along Comes Trouble reviewsSequel to Alien Communications. Giroro and Natsumi have only just got used to being together officially, when a certain, redheaded man comes into the picture. Her Father.Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-14-12 - Giroro & Natsumi H. - Complete5. Alien Communications » reviewsIt was bad enough that everyone in his platoon had thought it was necessary to morph him into a Pekoponian. The last thing he needed was to be laughed at for it...or worse, called a pervert. GiroNatsu.Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,255 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-25-12 - Published: 4-17-12 - Giroro & Natsumi H. - Complete6. Sugar Addict reviewsIt starts with a chance meeting in a candy shop, but when Amaimon keep coming back for more, she begins to realize just what it means. Only then does Shiemi see that she has feelings of her own. AmaShie.Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-5-12 - Amaimon & Shiemi M. - Complete7. Rebirth reviewsDiscovering something as crucial as the fact that he had done something as incredibly stupid as fall in love with a girl was bound to have some sort of affect on him. He felt as if he was being born a second time, now as something a little more human.Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 1-28-12 - Amaimon & Shiemi M. - Complete8. The Daimyo's Daughter reviewsLoving someone she did not know the name of could have very easily ruined her. She seemed to live in a smaller world than she thought, though, and obligations as a noble no longer felt relevant when all she could think about was him. AU.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,783 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 9-30-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. Heartbeat » reviewsNothing could possibly have prepared him for this. Girls were nothing but trouble, he decided quietly. Not that he would really have it any other way. Non-massacre.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 150,797 - Reviews: 1053 - Updated: 8-29-11 - Published: 3-31-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete10. Brotherhood reviewsBecause nothing ever worked out the way it was supposed to. Sasuke had joined the Akatsuki like the emotional mess that he was, and there was a pink-haired kunoichi that hated his guts.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-9-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete11. Mitarashi Dango reviewsThey became friends over a carton of mango sorbet. Then he kisses her over a plate of dango. Sequel to Mango Sorbet. Non-massacre AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-14-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete12. A Lot Like Violence reviewsBecause Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 7-7-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete13. Mango Sorbet reviewsShe needed someone to lean on, and he really did not know what he wanted. All he knew was that they had been brought together by a carton of mango sorbet. Non-mass AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 7-3-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete14. Upside Down And All Around » reviewsThe entire situation was messed up, and she knew it. He knew it too. But to get what she wanted, to get him, she had to do the thing that made the least sense. M for a reason.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,668 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 6-16-11 - Published: 6-10-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete15. Lost and Lonely reviewsShe couldn't stay, not when it would ruin everything that she held dear. At first, he had been angry, but as the years past, he realized just how much he really needed her. AU.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 5-18-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete16. Humanization reviewsNo matter how taboo their relationship was, it was the only thing that kept her sane in a wartime, and she could not help it. He would make her through all the chaos, even if he was in Akatsuki. One-shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-25-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete17. Stumbling to the Ground reviewsShe couldn't let him do this. It would ruin him, even if she truly loved him with all her heart. She knew she would break without him, but it was for his own good. Non-Massacre.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-1-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete18. EVIL » reviewsEvery. Villain. Is. Lemons. One-shot. It really was wrong, in every sense of the word. But that still couldn't keep them apart. Rated M.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,426 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 4-1-11 - Published: 5-9-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete19. The Best Medicine » reviewsSakura has only recently become a certified medic-nin. Now, she has been finally assigned her first medical-related mission: deliver weekly the antibiotics to a masked patient.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,628 - Reviews: 711 - Updated: 3-14-11 - Published: 7-12-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete20. Welcome Home reviewsSasuke hardly knows what to think, returning home to see his family altered to such a state. How was he to expect his brother to have plucked his kunoichi teammate? His only wish then was that he could have predicted it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-2-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete21. Gossip reviewsThis was not what Sakura had expected, least of all from a certain Uchiha heir. Non-Massacre au.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-25-11 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete22. Costume Chaos reviewsIt all happened through a series of Halloweens. He met her, and gradually, fell harder every year. Nothing was ever simple. Non-massacre.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 10-28-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete23. Meet His Parents reviewsThey are in love, so they should be married, right? Wrong, at least according to Mikoto. How can she really be sure that they are in love anyway? Non-Massacre one-shot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-29-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete24. Purgatory » reviewsSakura decides to stop Sasuke herself, by killing him. What happens when he ends up killing her, and she finds Itachi in the afterlife? Rated M for character death, and now lemon.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,782 - Reviews: 264 - Updated: 8-4-10 - Published: 2-5-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete25. Smother Me » reviewsThe prequel to Join Me in Death. Itachi waits for Sasuke's arrival, while silently remembering his relationship with Sakura. In the beginning, he had never intended to fall in love, but she just blew him away. Rated M for a reason.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 6-29-10 - Published: 5-20-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete26. Kindling the Fire » reviewsThis is a sequel to my oneshot 'weaselchan.' Sakura's feelings for Itachi are confusing, and she has yet to discover the small seed Itachi has planted in her. This is rated M for a reason.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,954 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 6-27-10 - Published: 2-11-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete27. Something New » reviewsItachi has only one problem, one that is sure to break Sakura's heart. Sakura knows what she has to do though, even though it hurts, she knows she has to let him go. Otherwise, she would never be able to forgive herself.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,434 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 4-21-10 - Published: 12-6-09 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete28. Sweet and Sour reviewsSakura was a freshman in college, and he had her move into his apartment not long after them meeting. He was her first, and he was determined to make her enjoy every last second of it. Itachi and Sakura shameless smut! LEMONY GOODNESS!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-15-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete29. Golden Week reviewsFor Golden Week, Itachi decides to take Sakura to an onsen. It was supposed to be fun and relaxing, and the perfect time to make her his, but then trouble comes along. Trouble by the name of Uchiha Sasuke. Rated M for a reason.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 3-27-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete30. Alphabet Soup reviewsA random collection of ItaSaku, organized for you from A to Z! Non-massacre AU.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,712 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 2-20-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete31. Weaselchan reviewsShe has to seduce a man... And so does he! What crazy things will happen when Sakura and Itachi have the same target? ItaSaku Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-9-10 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete32. Itachi the Redeyed Shinobi reviewsBored of singing the same songs every holiday season? Try mixing it up a little with this soon-to-be hit! Merry Christmas to anyone who celebrates it!Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-19-09 - Itachi U. - Complete33. Cemetery Drive reviewsSequel to Join Me. Sasuke decides to tell Sakura's child the truth to why his parents aren't alive anymore.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-13-09 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete34. Join Me in Death reviewsThe story of what happens after Sasuke defeats Itachi. Rated M for character deaths. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 12-11-09 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete
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