Agent of the Free
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since: 12-04-09, id: 2167836, Profile Updated: 05-22-13
country: USA
Author has written 3 stories for Left 4 Dead, and Half-Life.

Name: Spencer -Last Name Redacted-

Age: Anonymous

Gender: Male

Appearance: Thunder Cat

Favorite Song/Artist/Genre: Uneasy Hearts Weigh the Most/Dance Gavin Dance/Rock, Dynamite/Rouge/Electronica, Moar Ghost 'N Stuff/Deadmau5/Electronica, Thunderstruck/ AC/DC / Classic Rock

Favorite Movie: The Expendables, Full Metal Jacket, The Dark Knight Series.

Favorite Book: PJO series, Hero, Fallen Angels.

Favorite Game: Fallout 3 and New Vegas, L4D 1 and 2, Sanctum, G-Mod, League of Legends, FTL: Faster than Light, Civilization V, Dragon Age: Origins, Awakening, and II, Diablo III, Minecraft, Terraria, Sim City, Battlefield 3.

Favorite Anime: Another, Angel Beats, Rosario Vampire, HSotD, Sword Art Online, Highschool DxD.

Steam Account: sergeant_derpsniper_s7gta (Original), Now: S7GTA-Staff Sergeant-DWAS

League of Legends Account: Carbon839


Updates on Life:

4/17/13 - Emotional turmoil has entered my mind.

4/23/13 - Activate depression.

4/25/13 - Returning to normal.

5/22/13 - Fuck. Exams.


Quotes:

"Who dares wins" -Used by the British S.A.S


Can you?

Cany you stand up for yourself? When no one else will, will you just lie down?

Can you face your fears? When the only obstacle is the one you dread most, can you fight it?

Can you see what I see? When judgement is clouded, can you see past the fog and into the clear sky?

Can you tell me what you think? When you feel uncomfortable, will you voice it?

Can you seize the day? Will you take control, command?

Can you?-Dalton Conway.


It is the Soldier, not the minister Who has given us freedom of religion.

It is the Soldier, not the reporter Who has given us freedom of the press.

It is the Soldier, not the poet Who has given us freedom of speech.

It is the Soldier, not the campus organizer Who has given us freedom to protest.

It is the Soldier, not the lawyer Who has given us the right to a fair trial.

It is the Soldier, not the politician Who has given us the right to vote.

It is the Soldier who salutes the flag, Who serves beneath the flag, And whose coffin is draped by the flag, Who allows the protester to burn the flag.


Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all that I can? -Sun Tzu


Veni, Vedi, Vici (or; I came, I saw, I conquered.) -Julius Caesar on his short war against Pharnaces II of Pontus.


Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? — GySgt. Daniel J. ‘Dan’ Daly, as he led the 5th Marines’ attack into Belleau Wood, 6 June 1918


I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country. — Nathan Hale before being hung by the British


"Though I may walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley." -General Patton


I will never Falter/ I'll stand my ground!/ You're a fake; a worthless coward/ Your life won't mean anything!' -A Day to Remember in the song 'The Danger in Starting a Fire.'


The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. -Socrates



Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln


Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein


When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. -Friedrich Nietzsche


Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. -John F. Kennedy


It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. -Aristotle Onassis


I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. -Pope John XXIII


Common sense is not so common. -Voltaire


If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. -George S. Patton


It is better to lead from behind and to put others in front, especially when you celebrate victory when nice things occur. You take the front line when there is danger. Then people will appreciate your leadership. -Nelson Mandela


Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. -Steve Jobs


I have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds... -J Robert Oppenheimer


Carpe Diem. - Horace


Cogito, Ergo, Sum - Rene Descartes


Through the Fire and Flames we carry on! - Dragon Force in their song, Through the Fire and Flames.


I cried alone every single night. It felt like every day that passed here stole another piece of my real life away. After I cried, I’d go and fight as hard as I could. My only thought was winning, moving forward, and getting stronger. - Asuna from the anime, Sword Art Online.


A person is very strong when he seeks to protect something. I’ll expect a good fight. - Heathcliffe from Sword Art Online


I'd rather trust and regret, than doubt and regret - Kirito from Sword Art Online


(CLINT EASTWOOD QUOTES INBOUND)

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

I would just like to say something, ladies and gentlemen. Something that I think is very important. It is that, you, we - we own this country. We - we own it. It is not you owning it, and not politicians owning it. Politicians are employees of ours.

Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realization that death is out there. But I don't fear death, I'm a fatalist. I believe when it's your time, that's it. It's the hand you're dealt.

A lot of people are bored of all the political correctness.

The country has come a long way in race relations, but the pendulum swings so far back. Everyone wants to be so sensitive.

And I think it's that time. And I think if you just step aside and Mr. Romney can kind of take over. You can maybe still use a plane. Though maybe a smaller one. Not that big gas guzzler you are going around to colleges and talking about student loans and stuff like that.

I had three points I wanted to make: That not everybody in Hollywood is on the left, that Obama has broken a lot of the promises he made when he took office, and that the people should feel free to get rid of any politician who's not doing a good job. But I didn't make up my mind exactly what I was going to say until I said it.

President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.

-CLINT EASTWOOD-


RANDOM STUFF!!


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: "Sunlight" - Modestep

Waking Up: "Zero-G" - Bustre (Under the Monstercat label)

First Day At School: "Reptile's Theme" - Skrillex

Falling In Love: "DotA" - Basshunter

Fight Song: "Gandalf vs Dumbledoor" - Epic Rap Battles of History

Breaking Up: "Bonfire" - Knife Party

Prom night: "Kill EVERYBODY - Bare Noize Remix" - Skrillex

Life: "Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury" Epic Rap Battles of History

Mental Breakdown: "First of the Year - Equinox" - Skrillex

Driving: "Gangnam Style" - PSY

Flashback: "I Miss You" - Blink-182

Getting back together: "Self Destruct" - Pegboard Nerds

Wedding: "Rock 'N Roll [Will Take You to the Mountain]" - Skrillex

Birth of Child: "Angel in the Night" - Basshunter

Final Battle: "Breakin' A Sweat" - Skrillex ft. The Doors

Funeral Song: "All the Small Things" - Blink-182

Final Credits: "The Devil's Den" - Skrillex

(Side note: Skrillex 4 dayzzz)


1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

1. What would you say about your Girlfriend?

"Snake Eyes (Ft. CoMa)" - Feint

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

"Centipede" - Knife Party

3. Your teacher is...

"Make it Bun Dem" - Skrillex

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

"Kill EVERYBODY" - Skrillex

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbors?

"Sunlight" - Modestep

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

"Fire Hive" - Knife Party

7. How do you feel right now?

"Some Nights" - Fun.

8. What’s on your bedside table right now?

"Internet Friends" - Knife Party

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

"Morphine" - Varien

10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...

"I Miss You" - Blink-182

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

"Kyoto - Ft. Sirah" - Skrillex

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

"Down" - Blink-182

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show.

"All I Ask of You - ft. Penny" - Skrillex

14. Your life's theme song?

"Killin It" - Krewella

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

"Now You're Gone" - Basshunter

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

"The Devil's Den" - Skrillex and Wolfgang Gartner

17. Your motto is...

"First of the Year - Equinox" - Skrillex

18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...

"Kill EVERYBODY Bare Noize Remix" - Skrillex

19. What did you dream about tonight?

"Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney" - Epic Rap Battles of History

20. Any last words?

"Summit - Ft. Ellie Goulding" - Skrillex


VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[X] You've own more than 4 different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours. (*cough* Sleep over *cough*)
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3 player.
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[x] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[x] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[x] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.

Video Game Nerd Points: 14

(Fuck, I need to stop playing.)


Your Gonna Go Far kid

by The Offspring

Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time

And turning all against the one is and art that's hard to teach

Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd

And as you step back in the line a mob jumps to their feet

Now dance fucker dance, she never had a chance

And no one even knew, it was really only you

And now you steal away,

Take her home today,

Nice work you did,

You're gonna go far kid.

With a thousand lies and a good disguise,

Aim her right between the thighs, aim her right between the thighs

When you walk away, nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes see 'em running for their lives.

Slowly outta line and drifting closer to your sights

So play it out I'm wide awake It's a scene about me,

There is something in your way and now someone's gonna pay

And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me.

Show your lance fucker, lance, she never had a chance

And no one even knew, it was really only you

And now you'll lead the way,

You're totally not gay,

Nice work you did,

You're gonna go far kid.

With a thousand lies and a good disguise,

Aim her right between the thighs, aim her right between the thighs

When you walk away, nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes see 'em running for their lives.

Show your lance fucker, lance, she never had a chance

And no one even knew, it was really only you

When you've taken off your pants, she never had a chance

No one even knew, it was really only you.

With a thousand lies and a good disguise,

Aim her right between the thighs, aim her right between the thighs

When you walk away, nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes see 'em running for their lives.

Clever alibis, Lord of the flies,

Aim her right between the thighs, aim her right between the thighs

When you walk away, nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes see 'em running for their lives.


Mr. Highway is Thinking About the End

A Day to Remember

Wake up!

Oh how the times have changed

You're not the person I knew back then

Let's get this straight

This is a calling

When will they stop falling for this?

You lack all inspiration

We're not the same

I'll do whatever it takes

To get it through to you

We'll call this a day

We're not the same

You are worthless

Stay in your place

It's like speaking in tongues

To all of you now

When will we ever (when will we ever) get what we deserve?

How long until the tables turn?

When will we ever (when will we ever) get what we deserve?

I've created a monster

You bring out a side of me that no one should see

So quit stalling, pack your bags

Keep walking away

Your life leads to destruction

We are not the same

I've struggled too long to sit back

And let you take this from me

We are not the same

I have given everything

It's like speaking in tongues

To all of you now

When will we ever (when will we ever) get what we deserve?

How long until the tables turn?

When will we ever (when will we ever) get what we deserve?

(Get what we deserve) Get what we deserve

Get what we deserve

Disrespect your surroundings

You won't make it out alive

You won't make it out alive

You won't make it out alive

You won't make it out alive

It's like speaking in tongues

To all of you now

When will we ever (when will we ever) get what we deserve?

How long until the tables turn?

When will we ever (when will we ever) get what we deserve?

When will we ever get what we deserve?

When will we ever get what we deserve?


When you are free, always look out for the people who are trying to capture you.

-Agent of the Free


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