Author has written 3 stories for A Nightmare on Elm Street, Edward Scissorhands, IT, and Twilight.
Hello all, my name is Jade... well... my author name is Jade Marie... I would like to keep my real name private, if you don't mind.
I have hazel eyes, black hair (naturally dark brown), and I am 5 ft 9.
My friends could describe me as very friendly. Most of the time, I am very pessimistic, because when I am optimistic, things don't turn out too great.
I have lots of love to give, and I can get along with anyone who is... (trying to restrain from saying nice)... kind to me, and doesn't treat me like a weirdo.
I mean, I am weird, but I don't want to be known as the weirdo-freak.
Between my friends and I, we all act like complete idiots. Almost everyone I konw are idiots, actually. (The definition of idiot is deifferent with the many varieties of people in my highschool.)
My heart has taken too much strain lately...
I don't know how much more it can take...
It is just chugging along slowly and keeps going, no matter how much I just want it to stop.
My time is spent with writing and reading,
My thoughts are invaded with blood and death... very rarely are my thoughts full of bright bright things... though, I do try to look on the bright side as much as I can..
"And I've lost it all, fell today, it's all the same. I'm sorry, oh, I'm sorry, no. And I've been abused, I feel so used, because of you, I'm sorry oh, I'm sorry, no. I wish that I could I quit you. I wish I never missed you, and told you that I love you every time I fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through. Obsessed with the thought of you, the pain just grew and grew. How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you. There never was enough and this world is what I gave you. I used to be love struck, now I'm just fucked up. Pull up my sleeve and see the pattern of my cuts."
My Black Dahlia: Hollywood Undead
Emmett is the strongest,
Rose is the prettiest,
Edward is the smoothest,
Alice is the quirkiest,
Bella is the clumziest,
But only Jasper can sit in the corner and STILL make everyone jealous! XD
boy to girl: "why do you wear bras? I mean, there's nothing to hold up."
girl to boy: "why do you wear pants?"
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You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
The 10 Commandments I Live By
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
7) Thou shall not skip class.
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour!Crazy is when you stare at your computer screan for 5 whole minutes and then burst out laughing and your parents look at you weird! Crazy is when you are on a sugar high, and you end up arguing with yourself/pets... and lose every time. Crazy is when your Skype pic is your own modified version of the Twilight cover. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!
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My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.
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Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.
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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
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Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
Cinderella walked on broken glass.
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