So my story goes like this... read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse in three days. Read Breaking Dawn in one. Not a fan of this child business.

I swear like a sailor, mums proud I've toned it down.

Twitter- @JordanneRebekah

I just want to let any author whose story I am reading know that I am reviewing, just not yet.

My computer is from ancient times thus if I click the review button it takes ten years for the fucking thing to recover.

I do have all my reviews saved and when the new system comes rolling through you'll be bombarded with my ff fan girl moments.

Ironic isn't it that I got this account for the specific purpose of reviewing and I cant. Technology and I are like Edward and Bella, just NOT MEANT TO BE. Edward and I on the other hand... or Rob...

Thankyou for writing your stories. :)

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