I Am Sweden
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Author has written 32 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Maximum Ride, Final Fantasy IX, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Chrono Trigger, Tsubasa Chronicle, Final Fantasy I-VI, Chrono Cross, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Homestuck, and Final Fantasy VII.

Ello!! I'm Sweden (formerly known as WiREP. Needless to say, my best friend and I are strictly neutral in all affairs, and thus we took on the names Sweden and Switzerland. Don't even try to get it, 'cuz you won't). I've wrote about eight REAL books (over 150 pages at least) but... they're original so I can't put them on here... T_T.

Still, I don't have an editor (well, I'm my OWN editor) so PLEASE feel free to correct me on any mistakes you find. Please.


GUYS. I HAVE A TUMBLR. A TUMBLR THAT HAS SPOILERS AND UPDATE STUFF? Click Here, por favor. I'll post what little I've got written on my fics here, since I update, like, never now.


Silent Kiss Fanart: lolasan.deviantart.com

Alleluia/Memoire Fanart: djroguefire.deviantart.com


Kings and Queens Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vly1Lu1q-FI


My fandoms:

I mostly read what I write: Final Fantasy, Hetalia, and Tsubasa Chronicles, but I have a soft spot for anyone book-wise (except for Twilight, because although I admit I used to be a fan, I kind of HATE it now, and Harry Potter, because both are terribly overrated in my opinion.).

The only vampires I like are: Fai (OOH LOOK A SPOILER.), Kamui, and Subaru (OOH LOOK A CAR.).

I believe in the good ole days when Pokemon had a decent plot and when we had the beautiful thing called "Toonami". I MISS YOU, MY 90'S CHILDHOOD! T.T I'll read anything from that wonderful era, and I'll eventually (HOPEFULLY!) set my butt down and write something for Ruroni Kenshin and Tenshi Muyo (MY FIRST ANIME LOVE EVERZ.)


Characters and Pairings (see also my yaoi rant below):

CANON CANON CANON. XD I have a few exceptions to this, like Locke and Terra from VI and Belarus and America from Hetalia (YES I SHIP THEM. GET OVER IT.). But mostly, everyone is paired with their lovers from canon. And my annoying headcanon that convinces me Romano is kick-butt awesome when provoked, Russia and Kuja are secretly good guys, and that Marik and Bokura's singing Stand By Me in episode (?)47 of YGOTAS was the most beautiful and heartwrenching thing ever.

Final Fantasy-

VI

Edgar x Terra

Locke x Terra

Locke x Celes

VII

Zack x Aerith

Cloud x Tifa

Marlene x Denzel

VIII

Squall x Rinoa

Edea x Seifer (IT'S A PEDOSHIP! XD)

IX

Zidane x Garnet

Blank x Ruby

Freya x Amarant (pfft, forget you, Fratley!)

Beatrix x Kuja (not exactly love relationship, but more of a mutual respect kind of thing, even if it IS onesided to Kuja)

X

Tidus x Yuna

Rikku x Wakka (in a father-daughter way)

Kingdom Hearts

Roxas x Xion

Sora x Kairi

Riku x Namine (Don't even know, I just think the jerk could become less-jerk-like if he got with Namine)

Aqua x Terra

Tsubasa

FAI IS ALIVE. FAI MUST BE ALIVE. THE ORIGINAL FAI. MUST. BE. ALIVE.

(FAIL)

Syaoran x Sakura

Sakura x Fai (more father-daughter relationships!)

Hetalia

HUNGARY X PRUSSIA FTW! XD

Hungary x Austria (true love with Austria, Fun with Prussia)

Canada x Ukraine

America x Belarus (sorry, no Russia for you, Bela)

Romano x Belgium

Romano x Liechtenstein (as if Switz would let them get within a 50 mile radius of each other...)

France x Jeanne D'Arc/Joan of Arc

The Hunger Games

KATNISS AND GALE, NOT YOU, STUPID PEETA.

The Legend of Zelda

Link x Midna (Zelda is overrated.) X{

Doctor Who

The Doctor x River Song

Tenshi Muyo

Tenshi x Ryoko (Ryoko needs LOVE.)


My stories are:

NOTE! For the next while, the only fics I'll be working on are Futago, Alleluia, and Kings and Queens. This is because I have a terrible habit of starting something and never finishing. These stories are pretty much my babies. I love them to death, and I have friends outside of fanfiction reading them as well. After one of these is finished, I'll add This Silent Kiss to the mix and from there start working on Another Dream. Then the others will follow. I apologize for having to do this, but it's the only way any of these stories are going to be finished.

Alleluia: After tragically losing their mothers to divorce and a devastating car wreck, Alfred, Matthew, and Lovino are raised by the most unconventional fathers. As their lives unravel, can they reunite their lost family or futher tear it apart? IN PROGRESS!!
The Truth About War: America and Italy learn the hard way about war and loss- but will be the end of them? IN PROGRESS!!
Happy Birthday, Dad!: Independance Day fic. America gets a special celebration for his birthday. FINISHED!!
Kings and Queens: The six kingdoms of the Ivalice Alliance are at war. Zidane, Figaro twins, and Ansem lead the rebel factions that are going to end it. Mayhem, betrayals, and good ole' angst. IN PROGRESS!!
Painting Flowers: Locke and Relm get new insight on the past and their future. Shooting stars, wishes, and violets pave the way. FINISHED!!
In Another Life: Unanswered questions arise in an old historian's classroom. What happened after the Mist War was over? AU FINISHED!!
Time Stands Still: FATE and the Time Devourer are gone, and the two worlds are fusing together. To save the world, old and new heroes must unite. IN PROGRESS!!
My Fair Maria: During the Opera, Locke has a lot to think about. Namely, the two girls who mean the world to him: Rachel and Celes. FINISHED!!
Serenade: A series of drabbles from the CT crew during their journey to save the world and time itself. IN PROGRESS!!
Futago: Fai was to never see his brother again, while Yui thought his brother was dead. Now, after eighteen years, they meet again. IN PROGRESS!!
Another Dream: Kuja, Zidane, and Mikoto are separated upon arriving on Gaia and now have a prophecy to worry about. IN PROGRESS!!
Silent Kiss: Friends from the past come to Dissidia to aid the Light Warriors. IN PROGRESS!
Amaranth: Themes from Final Fantasy VII to help explain Final Fantasy IX. Crossover. IN PROGRESS!
Desert Rose: Mikoto brings Kuja back to life to give another chance at living on the good side. ON HIATUS!
All the Sanity: Max and the flock go to Max's Aunt Josephine's house for Christmas. DISCONTINUED UNTIL I FEEL LIKE GETTING BACK INTO IT.
Circle: Short chapters on what happens to a few characters after the end of FFIX. FINISHED!!
How to Save a Life: From how Janus Zeal turns into Magus. ON HIATUS!
Entwined: A short look into what Crono and Marle thought during/after the Ocean Palace. FINISHED!!
Father's Day: Tidus and the other Light Warriors reminisce about their pasts. FINISHED!!
Empty Darkness, Morning Light: A rewrite of the ending of FFIX with Kuja's death. FINISHED!!
Sea Salt Ice Cream: Drabble. Roxas finds the recipe to his favorite snack. FINISHED!!
Spotty at Best: The warriors in Dissidia get a vacation. Really stupid. FINISHED!!

My favorite characters EVER are Kuja, Magus, Locke and Fai. N is the newest, because not only does he have AMAZING green hair, but he's simply made of crazy awesomeness. Diss them, and may rabbid bunnies eat your Halloween candy.

I CANNOT STAND YAOI!! Like one time, I came across a fic about Kuja and Zidane. Um... so you know... THEY'RE BROTHERS!? Geez... Can't people write straight anymore? NEVER will you find a yoai pairing in my stories. Yoai and I simply don't mix because of my religion- that's right, I'm a good ole' fashioned Southern-Baptist. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, Eve and Eva, or Adam and Bruce (oh, grandpa, you crack me up.)

Plus, it's seemingly impossible to find a Tsubasa fic without it being a Kuro/Fai fic. What is wrong with society nowadays...?

AMERICA AND BRITAIN ARE BROTHERS. GUYS. PLEASE STOP.

Pokemon Black and White is my new obsession. Best thing ever, even though it's sort of impossible to keep up the pokemon that just keep spawning from Japanese minds... O.O


Love vs. Sex:

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God…

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have attention issues
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon Dis watermelon and DIE D:
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm pale, so I MUST be albino
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I'm a NEW ZEALANDER so I MUST own half a dozen sheep, call myself a Kiwi and talk with an idiotic accent.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd.
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo


North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[ ] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist
[x] You can be clumsy
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

(5/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[x] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard too hard...
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice

(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x] You're very mature (believe it or not)
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[ ] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people

(2/10)

The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ] You love hamburgers
[ ] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist (There’s a reason God made the other planets!)
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[ ] You wear glasses

(2/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[ ] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[x] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(3/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet

(2/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong
[ ] You have a big nose
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(4/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[x] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets

(6/10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite
[x] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons'
[ ] You wear glasses

(6/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people
[x] You look younger than you actually are (I AM NOT “10 AND UNDER”, JERKFACES)
[ ] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[x] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[x] You often get mistaken for someone else
[x] You feel under-appreciated
[x] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(7/10)

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[ ] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[x] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise

(3/10)

Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)

[ ] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[ ] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[x] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[ ] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[x] People tend to walk all over you
[x] You're a born worrier

(6/10)

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[x] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[ ] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics

(7/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[x] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger

(4/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.
[x]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(5/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.
[x]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat. (I can proudly say the only scary movie I could ever stand to watch was Silent Hill, but only because the storyline blew me away.)
[ ]You curse a lot.
[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[ ]You tend to blush easily.
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[ ]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(6/10)

So… I’m most like Canada and Poland? Does that make me bipolar or something? XD


1. Idiosyncrasy » reviews
Summary: What if, in an alternate timeline, Jack was never thrown into the trolls' game session? When Karkat claims the ultimate prize, Hussie pops up to offer each of the trolls one wish. To grant every wish with one move, he sends them into the world they created, with new and better lives. But how long will it all last?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-13 - Published: 12-27-12
2. Memoire » reviews
Sequel, AU. Three years ago, everything was made right in their lives. But with the discovery of several old tapes, Ludwig and Feliciano worry the past may have a greater impact on them still. Now, with some new and old help, they must patch up the pieces before everything falls apart once more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,872 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 3-25-13 - Published: 6-21-12 - Germany & Belgium
3. To Whom I Have Loved
Nations reflect on the humans that left the biggest impact on them- for better or worse. Past loves, guardians that left too soon, and even the best friends they prayed would never leave them: eventually, all must go while the nation remains. The biggest question, however, is if their lessons would truly be remembered. Part I- England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Published: 3-19-13
4. ChronoHeta » reviews
When the newly developed Telepod malfunctions, Alfred must travel through time to save the princess, save the world, and hopefully defeat an evil overlord or two along the way. When the fate of millions rests on the shoulders of one boy, can time be changed, or will history be forced to repeat itself? CT-crossover, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,430 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-11-13 - Published: 8-20-12 - America & Belarus
5. Futago » reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR MANGA! Post-ending. Twins were bad luck, and thus they had to be kept apart. Fai was to never see his brother again. Yuui was made to think his brother was dead. Both led a life of sorrow- until the day they met again.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-29-12 - Published: 7-31-10 - Fai & Yuui
6. Alleluia » reviews
Upon losing their mothers in tragic divorce and a car wreck, Alfred, Lovino, and Matthew are raised by the three most unconventional fathers. Can they reunite their lost family, or further tear it apart? AU, COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 187,269 - Reviews: 292 - Updated: 6-13-12 - Published: 7-26-11 - America & S. Italy/Romano - Complete
7. Illusion » reviews
Shortly after Germany mysteriously disappears, Italy falls ill and new faces begin appearing. Left alone with China and America, Romano must set things right- before it's too late for them all. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-9-12 - Published: 9-18-11 - S. Italy/Romano
8. Fiore
When Queen Katyusha falls ill, the search is on to find Ivan, the heir, a wife. Alfred, on the search for a local murderer, complicates things. Meanwhile, Gillian and Toris look for their loves, and Luddy does time travel to save those she loves. Giftfic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Published: 1-30-12 - Germany & Russia
9. The Truth About War » reviews
Beaten down by the Depression, America hesitates to join the war in Europe. But once Hawaii is attacked, will he feel the same? Meanwhile, Italy is faced with a decision that could make or break him and all he holds dear. Dark!Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-26-11 - Published: 7-12-11 - America & N. Italy
10. Summer and Ice » reviews
Written in response to Kimchi71399's "APH 100 day fanfic challenge": America only wanted to end Russia's reign of oppressive Communism. After all, he -is- the hero, right? But even the hero didn't expect Russia's little sister to spice things up...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-28-11 - Published: 10-24-11 - America & Belarus
11. Always reviews
SPOILERS FOR BROTHERHOOD! Before Edward leaves, he says goodbye to those who helped him along the way- but then again, it's never really goodbye, is it?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-19-11 - Edward E. & Winry R. - Complete
12. Kings and Queens » reviews
Modern Day, AU. The six kingdoms of the Ivalice Alliance are at war. When the princess of neutral Alexandria is kidnapped and Kuja and Seymour's plans come to fruition, it is up to three separate rebel factions to set things right. Mostly canon.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,780 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-4-11 - Published: 5-7-11
13. Another Dream » reviews
Kuja, Zidane, and Mikoto escape from Terra and Garland's clutches to land on Gaia. But the three are separated upon arrival, and now they each, bearing the fear of being found and the thought of Ramuh's prophecy, must find each other before Garland does.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,313 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-6-11 - Published: 8-14-10 - Zidane T. & Kuja
14. Happy Birthday, Dad! reviews
The time was July 4th. After the countries get a mysterious email telling them to meet at the UN, Britain is sure America is planning to prank them. But where is he, anyway? Independence Day fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-4-11 - America & England/Britain
15. Time Stands Still reviews
The battle is over, but a new problem arises. With FATE and the Time Devourer gone, Home world and Another world are fusing into one dimension. New and old heroes must reunite to save all they know and love.
Chrono Cross - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-11
16. Painting Flowers reviews
"Sorrow brings us together and makes us stronger. But sometimes, all we can do is paint flowers." Locke and Relm find strength by reconnecting to the past before the final battle.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-11 - Locke & Relm - Complete
17. This Silent Kiss » reviews
The Light Warriors left so much behind. But now what they lost is coming to Dissidia, along with a few new enemies to add to the mix. Reunions aren't always so sweet.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,732 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 2-2-11 - Published: 5-12-10
18. In Another Life reviews
Questions left unanswered in the textbooks get answers in a small classroom. What did happen to Kuja? Why did Mikoto favor Terra instead of Gaia? Who was the idiot who thought aliens actually had a part to the war's end? Not AU, Main Character isn't OC.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-10
19. Stille Nacht reviews
A night for memories to come back, good and bad. Christmas brings cheer and a few surprises, but overall a sense of comaraderie between the Warriors of Light.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-7-10 - Bartz K.
20. My Fair Maria reviews
During the opera, Locke notices two things: to save Celes, he had to give up Rachel. But to save Rachel, he would let go of Celes. Taking the lyrics to heart, he must decide. FFVI
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-10 - Celes & Locke - Complete
21. Serade » reviews
A series of drabbles from the CT crew. Marle learns to NEVER let Ayla help her again. Frog decides that Disco is a lot better than the crap they listened to his age. This and more chaos ensue over their journey to save the world from utter destruction.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-2-10 - Published: 8-27-10
22. Baby Talk reviews
Something is causing the Dissidia warriors to turn into children. What- or who?- is behind it? Oh, Squall most definitely wants to find out.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-3-10 - Squall L. & Terra B. - Complete
23. Amaranth » reviews
Three genomes, a few special souls, the spirit of an Ancient, and one heck of a mess will ensue. Rated for some vulgarities in Chap. 3.
Crossover - Final Fantasy IX & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,949 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-3-10 - Published: 3-28-10 - Kuja & Aerith G.
24. How to Save a Life » reviews
The journey of a boy living a sheltered life behind his sister turning into one of history's most feared tyrants. Magus's story of how he came to be the man he is now.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-28-10 - Published: 6-19-10 - Magus
25. Entwined
If nothing else, she wants to have this one part of him. Short, oneshot.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Published: 6-22-10 - Crono & Marle - Complete
26. Circle » reviews
A series of oneshots at the end of IX, with Mikoto, Kuja, and a suprise character. Short and sweet.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-10 - Published: 6-11-10 - Complete
27. Father's Day reviews
Tidus remembers his time in Spira, and of how much he loathes Jecht. When Zidane breaks the ice by saying the day was Father's Day, it splits into their lives. NOT YAOI!
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-11-10 - Tidus & Warrior of Light - Complete
28. Desert Rose » reviews
Ten years after the end of FFIX, all is well again. Alexandria flourishes under the rule of Queen Garnet and Zidane. But things all take a downturn when Mikoto brings Kuja back to life to give him a second chance. Kuja is a tiny bit OOC.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-6-10 - Published: 2-27-10 - Kuja
29. Spotty at Best reviews
When the heroes and villains of Dissidia take a twenty-day long vacation, unlikely things occur. Rated for much sarcasm, Tidus-stories, harrasment in all its forms, and gender mishaps.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-23-10 - Complete
30. All the Sanity » reviews
Max and the flock visit Max's mysterious Aunt Josephine to spend the holidays with her. While they're there, they meet a few people they thought they'd never see again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,213 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-16-10 - Published: 1-25-10 - Max
31. Empty Darkness, Morning Light reviews
My rendition on Final Fantasy IX's ending and Kuja's death. Yes, it contains spoilers.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-10 - Zidane T. & Kuja - Complete
32. Sea Salt Ice Cream reviews
Pretty simple: Roxas reads the recipe for Sea Salt Ice Cream. Real recipe!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-10 - Roxas & Axel - Complete