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since: 10-11-00, id: 21734, Profile Updated: 01-06-10
country: USA
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Author has written 9 stories for 10th Kingdom, Firefly, Gargoyles, Good Omens, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, Shanghai Noon/Night, Misc. Movies, Misc. Tv Shows, Left Behind, and Rush Hour.

I am right now a grad student majoring in Library and Information Science. I love to write on any subject. I particularly love writing on animation, fantasy, science fiction, and novels. My favorite genres to write on are angst, tragedies, with doses of little bits of humor particularly with argumentative characters. I also love to write crossovers apparently:D

Because of my schedule of classes, studying, working, reading, and assorted other things. I only work on fanfiction on the weekend sometimes on Sunday's only, so I move very slowly with my fics and many ideas come at once.

Current stories that I am working on

The Best and Worst Holiday- Finished

Hide in Shadow- Chapter three on the way

Love and Rockets- Chapter three on the way

Super-Hero Name (favorite color and favourite drink): Red Soda
Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first three letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name): Porjulrio
Arabic Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name):Ursiwbn (good luck pronouncing that. :D )

Goth Name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Solis
Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names): Jean Howard
Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Edsel Ron

Fly Name (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Juer

Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of first name plus izzle): Julizzie

Detective Name (favourite color and favourite animal): Red Falcon

Stereotype things:

This is very good, I included some of my own as well towards the end

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a librarian, so I MUST love only quiet

I love to read and write fanfiction, so I MUST write only about Mary Sues, Yaoi, and other fanfiction trends

I love Masterpiece Theatre, so I MUST be an erudite snob

I like big budget blockbuster movies, so I must have a low I.Q. and please easily.

Please visit my website, which will soon be updated, Auburn Red's Fantastical Fanfictional Library:

http://www.freewebs.com/auburnred

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1. Hide in Shadow » reviews
X-Over Between Hamish Macbeth and The Last Enemy. AU. A Death in the Macbeth family forces a family to covertly work together and secrets to be opened. Contains spoilers for both.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,528 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-8-10 - Published: 8-26-09
2. The Best and Worst Holiday » reviews
A Four Weddings and a Funeral fanfic. Their friendship began during the worst holiday of their lives.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-6-10 - Published: 10-30-09 - Complete
3. Love and Rockets » reviews
A My Beautiful Launderette fanfic. Events documenting Johnny and Omar's relationship before and after the film. Can these two survive any opposition and challenges both from out and within?
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 7-2-09
4. Far Away on the Other Side » reviews
Chon Wang and Roy O'Bannon have been thrust into the future and have united with Inspectors Lee and Carter. But what are they there for and why have their old adversaries, Hu Li and Lord Rathbone allied? Chapter 4, wait no more! :D
Crossover - Shanghai Noon/Night & Rush Hour - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,886 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-3-09 - Published: 1-25-09
5. The Lion and the Lamb » reviews
X-Over with Left Behind. AU-Slash. The Trib Forcers get some angelic help from Aziraphale and Nicolae gets some demonic help from Crowley. What does this mean for the angel, demon, and their friends new and old and what role does Adam Young play?
Crossover - Good Omens & Left Behind - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 4-24-05
6. The Dragon and the Snow » reviews
X-Over with Merlin. Queen Mab has returned and united the enemies of the 9 Kingdoms. Now, the heroes must unite with the heroes of Camelot with some unexpected allies or the kigdoms will suffer!
10th Kingdom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,512 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 2-21-03
7. Of Darkness, Magicians, and Madness » reviews
Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell Two monlogues about Norrell and Strange thinking about each other, and the prices they had to pay for their magic.
Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-2-05 - Published: 6-1-05 - G. Norrell & Jonathan S.
8. Shades of Avalon: Rose, Runes, and Ragnarok reviews
Start of an ongoing series about the Children of Oberon. Puck gets recruited to help Maleficent search for Princess Aurora and recalls his time in Ancient Norway.
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,761 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-10-05
9. The Way Back reviews
After the death of one crew member, the Serenity crew becomes under fire and one member departs to find himself. Jayne/Simon slash
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-03
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