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Hello there ^.^ I'm Skittlez99 obviously c; I'm an American teen obsessed with music, Darren Criss, Klaine/Glee, Starkid, and Harry Potter :DD
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔Mentally dating Darren Criss
^^Yeahh people, I'm sorry to break it to you buuuuuuut...DarrenCriss is eternally MINE! Nuff said(x...
Character everyone else loves that I don't: Rachel. Only good thing of her is her voice d:
The character that I love that everyone else hates: Lauren ;D Shes so funny and in real life too !
The character I use to love but not anymore: Umm ... I guess Quinn? I like her but not as much as I did.
The character I would shag anytime: Blaine ;DDDD anytime (;
The character I want to be like: Umm ... I dunno .-.
The character I’d slap: Rachel. When she does all this stupid caca -_-
A pairing that I love: KLAINE ! I ship it all day, err'day ;D
A pairing that I hate: I don't really 'hate' more 'dislike' but Finchel -_-
Favorite character: Kurt ^ - ^ !
My three favorite characters: Kurt Blaine and Brittany :DD
My three least favorite characters: Rachel, Quinn, and Finn
Character I am most like: Santana d; unfortunately, I can be a bitch v.v aha xD
Quotes of the Amazing Darren Criss(:
"Alright, this is me embracing you in the best way that I can. I hope you can feel the warmth of my body. So there you go."
"You know, like in many relationships, I think I'm just gonna...run away"
"I'd do it of course. Let's do it. HUZZAH!"
'Did someone say Darren Criss?...no you didn't."
"Ideally I would love to have my cake and eat it too...ideally I'd like to have a piece of cake right now."
"Because there's nothing more badass than being yourself"
"Buy the album...because...it's the type of music you can be friends with. And it's...the only way...that aliens won't come and destroy us. I am sure of this."
"I'm always at this concert, where the band sounds exactly like my alarm clock like 'RRR RRR RRR' and I'm like 'Man this band ROCKS!' Then I wake up an hour later and find out I'm late for Glee."
"So this is what is going to happen to Blaine. He's recently been bitten by a radioactive uh...turtle"
"I'm using the soap. Now I'm using the SHAMPOO"
"I don't want to see any of you with that dryer it's a BAD BAD dryer"
"No one's fanning me while feeding me grapes. I still have to buy my grapes at Trader Joe's"
" Giants, Train, San Fransisco, IT'S ALL CONNECTED!"
"Be nice 'cause nobody likes an asshole"
"She's not New Directions, but I would ask Coach Beiste"
"Listen, I can't be THAT easy to get. I mean it's only been our first kiss..."
stands in between 2 girls* "This would never happen..."
"Prejudice is just ignorance"
"And that started Glee club. The first intergalactic Glee club!"
"Don't you want the way I feel for you"
"He's not gonna die, he's probably gonna be hit by like, a dragon or something..."
"My mom always gets on my case 'cause at meals I always eat super fast, and she's like, 'You don't take time to enjoy your meal!' and I'm like, 'No, I enjoy the crap outta that meal, that's why I ate it so fast!'"
"I'm always just waiting for someone to cut me off; I'm a chatty guy."
"I'll let it go, that you disrupted Nirvana, if you let me play a song with you. How does THAT sound?"
"I hope their food is as delicious as they are cool."
"...no, that would be very strange. I'd have to kick my own ass."
"A bum. I-I'm a bum. Oh my god, you guys are interviewing a bum"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY HERE RIGHT NOW!! *cusses...a lot xD*"
"It's crazy. I've been standing next to Tom Felton for the past 20 minutes!"
"Congrats to my buddy @Matt_Morrison on his debut solo album dropping today! I know this because I stalk him on a regular basis and 'accidentally dropped by' his rehearsal. OMG he even gave me a high five. SWOON SAUCE!"
"Well everyone's a little crazy..."
"Ah, snow! How delightful."
"Whats it look like? It looks like a mess. It looks like somebody went into a room & took a dump and had like a blowtorch and then like sprayed it all over the wall. You can scratch that, if my parents heard that they would say that's a terrible thing to say in an interview."
"No one can take music away from you."
Interviewer: If you could choose to see the world in a shade of only one color, what would it be?
"Uh...Pink...because it would be really funny...because then really mean people wouldn't look so mean"
"She's 9 feet tall and has a hundred arms and her eyes are made of lasers. And if any girl tried to destroy her, they'd perish."
"Throw rocks and play with fire... That's what I used to do as a kid, cause it was awesome!"
"I like orange and blue together, but I would never wear them."
"Next five years? I will get older."
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