Author has written 13 stories for Star Trek: 2009.
So that knock knock joke got old.
Instead have some UST between two pretty boys. It would be super weird if one of them was a touch telepath, right?
By which I mean:
Kirk + Spock = SLASH
Because they invented the word. Yeah that's right.
Well hi! My name is Problematique (um... not really, but you can call me Problem for short ;) and here is where I'll be posting my Spirk/Kock/Spork/Spim/Jock/K/S stories. I mean, Star Trek stories. It's not like they'll be ALL about the great grandads of slash. Probably. I mean, I might write about some... other... people. Maybe.
Anyway, thanks for checking me out, and hopefully you like what I write!
So I discovered this fandom with the 2009 movie (yes, yes, I know, I was a loser who didn't get all the Star Trek references in Big Bang Theory before, but has since then rewatched every episode and squealed like a teenage girl if the words Spock, Enterprise, Warp Speed, Captain Kirk, etc. are mentioned) and have since then watched TOS and movies (Wrath of Khan = Made of Win), and reveled in the gloriousness that is a CANON slash couple. Because how much more canon can you GET? (Hint: about as much as NOT AT ALL)
Here's my devart page where you may find K/S demotivational posters and... uh, I'm overly fond of my username? :D
DISCLAIMER: Okay, so after, like, a few months of opening this account and posting many stories and stuff... I realised I had not disclaimed Star Trek! I wish I didn't have to, but I do, very much, so here goes:
I own a pet Tribble, a notebook where I write random sentences (and often might be seen writing hard-core slash in the train, what), a pair of roller-blades, an iPod I can't live without, every song Florence + the Machine has EVER recorded, rare covers and all, a stethoscope (as of Christmas 2011, thanks Grandma! You'll *never* read this!), a pair of concert tickets to Muse, an unholy number of books, all six Supernatural seasons on DVD, the entirety of TOS + the first six ST movies, obvs, and, you know, a bed and stuff. But I don't own THE RIGHTS to Star Trek. Just... the right to play with them :D Is it necessary to say that, if I did, it would be a lot more slashy? More than it already is, I mean? Because it's true ;)
I finally got LJ!!! It is here:
AHAHAHAAHAH, this is a shall we say DRAMATIC reading of chapter 14 of Veritas, by my beta FallChild92's friend who is hilarious, seriously! XD
YOU GUYS! adelaideso translated "That Boy is a Monster" to CHINISE!!
Also, Lady Talla-doe made a post-fic pre-epilogue peice of smut that is simply slashylicious!! "Black Tie'd" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5754044/1/Black_Tied
OMG, temptationable made these totally BAMF icons in which Kirk and Spock are very smouldering and my penname is present!!!I'm so honoured and flattered and... *flailing like mad*
Oh. My. GAWD. LOOK, nimniire made a trailer for Every Hug. A TRAILER. A MTF TRAILER! I'm... just... LOOK AT IT!!!
ARTS! FOR MY FICS! What have I done to deserve such amazing arts? *puzzled shrug* IDEK. But here they are, and they are beautiful! :D
- by chocolate-kiosk (Every Hug, Chapter 15)
- by kplady13 (Every Hug, Chapter 15)
- by kplady13 (Every Hug, Chapter 16)
- by Swing21 (Veritas, Chapter 14)
- by Swing21 (Veritas, Chapter 11)
- by Sanwall (Veritas, um, several chapters)
- by Sanwall (Spectacles)
- by Sanwall (Every Hug, Chapter 1)
Why yes I do realise I sound like a fangirl. That is BECAUSE I AM ONE. I REGRET NOTHING
A million thanks to the amazing (and self-proclaimed grammar nazi) FallChild92 for being my beta!! *hugs*
UPDATE APRIL 2012: OH MY GOD WHY DID MY PROFILE LINKS ALL DIE FFNET YOU ATE THEEEEM *sob* I will fix this when I have moar time bbs, promise!
SO! Things happening right now! Sadly I am suuper busy with uni so I can't promise my new story to come immediately (that's what she--sorry), but it *is* in the works and I definitely plan on writing more K/S :D LOTS more K/S. Come on, the new movie is coming in a year! *flails*
Anyway, I can now also post something I've been meaning to do for a while! And that is... the Veritas PDF file! It can be found here: http://min.us/mbiUQO7iO7 for your downloading pleasure :D
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