y-in-flame
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since: 12-12-09, id: 2176398, Profile Updated: 01-09-13
country: Australia
Author has written 41 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Bleach, and Soul Eater.

I just received a brilliant review to one of my stories, 'Sakura Haruno's Usefulness', and I would like to share it and hopefully snag the attention of the one who wrote it so I can tell them how much I maniacally laughed after I read it:

'Another usefulness is to utilize car parts to build a little something I
like to call... The Sakura Canon. Fire it at a wall and you will get a
Sakura-sized hole... Or paint it a really disgusting color of red.'

Sarge... Whoever you are, you are awesome.


'On the count of 3'
'Why 3?'
'That's just the way it works,'
'Why not five?'
'Are you new here?'

Sometimes you get to the end of the rainbow, and you find out that the leprechaun's gone and booby-trapped it!

'Hey look a cyclops!'
'Can't be, it's got two eyes.'
'Oh, must be a bicyclops.'

'Dating is like a bunny. You want it to come near you, you gotta be nice to it.'

'Senile delinquents.'



1. Love, Loss, and Changes » reviews
What if Suigetsu had an original body structure? What if he showed it to Karin? What if... he felt that leaving was one of the most stupidest things he'd ever done?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-29-12 - Published: 10-28-11 - Suigetsu H. & Karin
2. Toothpaste reviews
"Have you seen this?" "It appears to be a bill for toothpaste, sir." "Yes. An extremely high bill for toothpaste. Why on Hueco Mundo are we spending so much money on toothpaste?"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-23-12 - Espada - Complete
3. Sakura Haruno's Usefulness reviews
Ever wondered how Team 7 really finished their missions? Here's the answer! 'Kakashi-Sensei, what about me' 'You have the most important job of all, Sakura. Bait.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-12 - Sakura H. - Complete
4. Don't Say I Didn't Warn You reviews
When Temari has a date, Shikamaru gives her a warning which she doesn't heed. Still, he's there when she needs a shoulder to cry on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-12 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete
5. Dark and Mysterious reviews
Maka daydreams about someone tall, with dark hair and fire in his eyes... or his hands... While Soul wonders why she even bothered telling him about it. Reference to Fullmetal Alchemist.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-12 - Maka A. - Complete
6. Black and White reviews
Just a conversation between two unknown Arrancars about the reason the Soul Reapers wear black.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-11 - Complete
7. Panther Nip reviews
Something's happened to Grimmjow to make him act all funny. And when someone calls Halibel names, something bad is destined to happen. It's a good thing Ulquiorra has well hidden curiosity. No pairing.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-3-11 - Grimmjow J. & Ulquiorra - Complete
8. Speaking of Masks reviews
And just when Ichigo thought Grimmjow couldn't get any weirder... He goes and steals the cake. No pairing.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-11 - Ichigo K. & Grimmjow J. - Complete
9. Colour Seepage reviews
Set just after Ichigo defeats Ulquiorra. He asks Orihime a question that has been bugging him ever since he laid eyes on the Espada. Wasn't quite expecting the answer, even though it amused him. No pairing
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-11 - Ichigo K. & Ulquiorra - Complete
10. Mmmm reviews
Tenten is moaning. Neji is the cause.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-7-11 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
11. It's Blunt, Dammit! reviews
You know that fight, between Grimmjow and Ichigo, after Ichigo's done some fighting and Grimmjow's grabbed his zanpakuto? Well, here's what actually happened.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-7-11 - Ichigo K. & Grimmjow J. - Complete
12. It's Warmer reviews
One morning, Orihime is walking through Las Noches. When a chance encounter with Grimmjow leaves her laughing, all Ulquiorra can do is sigh and shake his head.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-1-11 - Grimmjow J. & Orihime I. - Complete
13. Slaughterfication in the Forest of Death reviews
Tsunade really didn't think much of Naruto's request to train in the Forest of Death. That is, until her desk had too much paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-11 - Tsunade S. & Naruto U. - Complete
14. Blood Brothers! reviews
Gaara glared. Naruto grinned. The redhead never knew what was going to happen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-1-11 - Naruto U. & Gaara - Complete
15. Imagine reviews
Imagine if Itachi had voiced his plans to kill the Uchiha family...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-11 - Itachi U. - Complete
16. Water reviews
In which Karin realises a few things about Suigetsu's water abilities...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-20-11 - Suigetsu H. & Karin - Complete
17. Tears reviews
Dedicated to Kakashi and all the people who have left him behind.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-3-11 - Kakashi H. - Complete
18. Tidal Wave of Sand reviews
Gaara is training. Matsuri is watching. She's there right when he needs a someone to remind him of why he needs to be stronger.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-2-11 - Gaara & Matsuri - Complete
19. The Game of Life reviews
FINALLY! Something Tenten can beat Neji at! And to think, it had been sitting in the lowest corner of her games cupboard for so many years...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-2-11 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
20. Pocket Knives and Security Guards reviews
Sakura has something she isn't allowed to take onto a plane. So what does she do? Lobs it off onto a security guard to get back off him in two days. Yeah, real smart.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
21. Headbands reviews
Here is the reason Ino does not wear her headband. She is a smart cookie.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-11 - Ino Y. - Complete
22. Decisions reviews
Neji is sitting in a corner. Tenten is prowling around the room. He is apprehensive. She is in need.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-11 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
23. Fireballs reviews
Zetsu just shook his head. If he didn't know what the two brothers were talking about, he would have definitely misconstrued their conversation. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-11 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
24. Paralyzer reviews
Sasuke's in a club. He's looking for something to do. Sakura is in a club. She's ALSO looking for something to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
25. Valley of the End reviews
So... Naruto was supposed to bring Sasuke back... He didn't exactly say what condition he'd be in, now did he? No Pairing
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-2-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
26. Plaits reviews
Karin was sitting on a log, doing her hair. Without knowing it, she could trust Suigetsu to stir things up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-11 - Karin & Suigetsu H. - Complete
27. Mortification reviews
Tenten was sick of training so hard and getting nothing out of it. So what happens when she confronts Neji about it? Her saying the wrong thing at what could probably be called the wrong time.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-12-11 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
28. Comparison reviews
Sasori was just about to go back to his room when he was suddenly kidnapped! After a failed assasination attempt on him, what will he call his captor? An idiot, of course.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-11 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
29. Anytime reviews
Her father was dead. And now she felt dead inside.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-11 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
30. Can't Let You Go reviews
It had been a number of months since they broke up. She thought they were going to last forever...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-11-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
31. Ears, Hair and Pranks » reviews
Karin was just curious. That's how it all started. She was just wondering if Suigetsu had ears. Crazy curiosity, but sometimes you just can't help what your mind brings up.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-6-11 - Suigetsu H. & Karin - Complete
32. Binge Drinking reviews
Hidan is positive that Kakuzu drinks. Absolutely positive. No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-11 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete
33. I Wanna reviews
Tenten has a request. It has something to do with the unfortunate things that happen to her every single time she goes to the movies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-11 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
34. Stationary reviews
Stationary is important, as Tenten found out almost the hard way... But why is there a random game commentary? There is a moral to this story that some of you might expect.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-11 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete
35. Running through the Lavender Fields reviews
As the day gets darker, the sound of laughter can be heard echoing over the hillside. It's a beautiful night for romance.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-14-10 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete
36. The Legendary Suigetsu reviews
Karin was at a bar with Suigetsu. One of the seediest bars around. Not where she wanted to be, of course. But she found entertainment in the most unlikeliest of places.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-13-10 - Suigetsu H. & Karin - Complete
37. Sasori's Birthday reviews
So Deidara left the wood in the room, and Sasori doesn't like Deidara. Hmmm... Revenge is possible. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-10 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete
38. The Maid and the Porter reviews
A maid. A porter. A guest bedroom. And a broom. And a closet. And a car.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-10 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
39. The Mask reviews
Kakuzu has a new invention... and Tobi's the Masked Marauder! No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-10 - Kakuzu & Hidan - Complete
40. Moisturizer reviews
Why does Kisame dare to interrupt THE Itachi Uchiha while he's meditating? No Pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-10 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete
41. Yugi vs Kaiba Duellist Kingdom reviews
See what happens when Yugi plays the card 'Multiply'. Disastrous results. And where do the doilies come in? Yami Yugi vs Kaiba
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-23-10 - Yami Yūgi & Seto K. - Complete