Author has written 9 stories for Maximum Ride, Lords Of The Underworld series, Mortal Instruments, and Pacific.
I am a 16 year old writer with no life except too write and read. I am an infamous procrastinator and will constantly need a good kick in the ass to write a chapter, but when I do I really try. Unless I don't feel like it that is. anyways, since people never read these things I am not going to say anymore cause there's no point!! :D
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Friends bail you out of jail - best friends are in the room next to you going "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
People say "Guns don't kill people people kill people." Well I think guns help. If you stood there next to someone and yelled BANG! I don't think you'd kill to many people.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder
There's nothing wrong with arguing with you. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might want to offend you later.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed at something that wasn't even funny copy and paste this into your profile.
"So wait, you think it's strange that you aren't a lesbian and a whore at the same time?" Me& my buddy Rosefang
"OMG RACHEL BITCH-SLAPPED ALEX!!" Oh yeas I did ;)
" Well I'VE never seen a Dragon!" "Yeah, that just might be because it was a joke" a person and me ;)
"I spent a long time thinking of what to say to this Han. I came up with nothing" me
"SHUTUP!! AT LEAST I AIN'T IN LOVE WITHA PEDOPHILE" Me
"The puppy knows what's going on..." My amigo Bria
If we are going down, we go down with pride. NOBODY FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS!" Me
"Child, never EVER take my roast beef if you want to live a long life" Me AND IT IS TRUE
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