hey guys, welcome to my fairly boring profile...

I'm a young woman in the wonderful land of Down Under (well... Australia). I enjoy Lord of the Rings, Eragon and any good mystery novel that comes my way. English was my top class in school and I rarely got a mark less than a B+. I have also won several story writing contests since I was ten.

I try to tell people things as best I can, but if you find a review/message I've sent you is rude or abusive, I had no intentions of it being that way. I'm a down to earth person and I tell people things outright, so instead of saying;

'It might be a good idea to have someone check over the grammar every now and then to make sure it's all correct' I will say;

'Your grammar sucks and you need a Beta reader'. Don't expect me to sugar coat it because I won't.

Some good fic's that I've recently read...

Edhil O Gurth by daisymall13 (added 23/12)

The Essence of Saruman by Servanto fSauron (added 8/2)

Puppy Perception by Origo (added 10/3)

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

If you're against Racism, repost this.

(I have just one thing about this I know for a fact that black people are born white, not black)

QUOTES...

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things." - the Joker, TDK

"You think you can steal from us and just walk away? "
"...Yeah." - Gambol and the Joker, TDK