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| kjwrit |
Author has written 18 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries, and True Blood. I'm a married mom of two teenage boys in my early forties and have lived in New Jersey my whole life. I have undiagnosed OCD, ADHD, and a severe obsession with Alexander Skarsgard that will one day land me in jail. I'm sure of it. My husband knows this. He pretends he doesn't. I'll wave to you all when I do my perp walk on TMZ. But until my wardrobe consists of nothing but orange jumpsuits, I spend my free time writing about my Skarsy Stand In, Eric Northman. I did (do?) love CH's Southern Vampire Mysteries - the early books, but I stopped reading after Dead in the Family and now that I know how she chose to end the series, I'll never pick up another one. Instead of spouting off about the why's, how come's, and are you on crack? way the last few books seemed to go, all I'll say is that I will always be grateful to Charlaine Harris for creating the characters I fell in love with and continue to love. But Alan Ball, I hate. HATE. I hate how he's portrayed Sookie. I hate his Steven Moyer crush and his OBVIOUS jealousy that he's not a tall sexy Swede. And if the rumors are true that they kill Eric in Season 6? Well...all I'll say is that I hope some HBO executive is paying careful attention to the Amazon DEA reviews. That right there should tell them what way the fans are leaning. Anywho, if I disappear one day because the FFN Gods have deemed me undesirable you can also find me here: http://kjwrit.wordpress.com Everything I have posted here is there as well (with Skarsporn!) and you can also go looking over there if you get one of FFN's famous alerts for a new chapter, but nothing comes up when you click the link. There might even be a no-longer-a-secret-story over there that's not posted over here. It may have won 2nd place for Best Comedy in the 2013 Fangreader Awards. Just saying. You can also find me on twitter under @kjwrit but I tend to mostly tweet Skarsporn. ;) I know I have a lot of works in progress, but I will finish them all. The only thing I can tell you is that my muse is a flighty one and likes to flit back and forth between the umpteen word documents that are always open on my computer, but I do hope you enjoy them when they come anyway. Thanks for stopping by! | |||||||
1. Tales of the Dead » reviewsEric is a forensic pathologist in the Shreveport Coroner's Office. Can he convince Shreveport's newest detective, Sookie Stackhouse, that he has more to offer on her unsolved cases than just his medical expertise? AH/AU All Eric POV. Now complete.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,344 - Reviews: 1085 - Updated: 5-15-13 - Published: 11-5-11 - Eric & Sookie - Complete2. The Tale of the Magical Whose-E-Whats-It reviewsA childish and immature way for me to vent a little steam over my frustrations with both the show and the books. One Shot.True Blood - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-10-13 - Eric N. & Sam M. - Complete3. Stay » reviewsSPOILER WARNING: This story picks up where the DEA spoilers left off, so be forewarned. I just couldn't reconcile letting their story end without a HEA.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,307 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 5-8-13 - Published: 5-2-13 - Eric & Sookie4. War reviewsHAPPY BIRTHDAY MAKESMYHEADSPIN! A silly little tale of battle lines and boundaries being crossed. AH/AU One shot.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,968 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-24-13 - Eric & Sookie - Complete5. The Great Repression » reviewsThe Great Reveal didn't go as hoped and now vampires have become the prey as religious zealots and militant factions of the government try to carry out a mass genocide. Their only hope for survival lies with a telepathic barmaid. AU/OOCSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,218 - Reviews: 602 - Updated: 12-19-12 - Published: 7-19-12 - Eric & Sookie6. Counterfeit » reviewsWhen a small town shopkeeper thwarts a bank heist he finds out the hard way money isn't the only thing that can be stolen, but figuring out what's real and what's not isn't as easy as it seems. All EPOV. AU/AHSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 343 - Updated: 12-2-12 - Published: 7-22-12 - Eric & Sookie7. Taken » reviewsWhat if Sookie had been snatched out of Bon Temps before ever laying eyes on Bill Compton? How would the lives of the other Supernaturals been changed by her absence and what would happen if she was suddenly thrust right back in? AU/OOCSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,950 - Reviews: 1488 - Updated: 12-2-12 - Published: 3-2-12 - Eric & Sookie8. All In » reviewsWhat happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AUSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 493,190 - Reviews: 9142 - Updated: 9-5-12 - Published: 4-2-11 - Eric & Sookie - Complete9. One and Only » reviewsHappy Birthday to Makesmyheadspin and Missus T! Eric is Irish. Who cares about plot? Eight chapters total. Posted daily. AH/AUSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,374 - Reviews: 340 - Updated: 5-2-12 - Published: 4-25-12 - Eric & Sookie - Complete10. Men In Uniform » reviewsAnd by "Men", I mean Eric. This will be a series of one shots where Eric gets dressed up in a different yummy uniform that Sookie gets to take off of him. AH/AU Summer is the season for lemonade! Rated M for a reason!Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 128,357 - Reviews: 816 - Updated: 4-4-12 - Published: 6-2-10 - Eric & Sookie11. Dog Days Are Over reviewsWritten for The Fangreaders Anniversary Writing Challenge: Sookie ran away from Eric five years earlier, but what happens when they're forced to be in the same room and they're both after the same thing? AH/AUSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 1-25-12 - Eric & Sookie - Complete12. Expectations » reviewsSookie has mostly lived her life according to others' wishes. Eric is a playboy called home to be groomed to take over his father's company. They clash immediately but when they're forced to rely on each other for their very survival, can they? AH/AUSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,690 - Reviews: 1255 - Updated: 4-25-11 - Published: 6-27-10 - Eric & Sookie - Complete13. The Northman Identity » reviewsEric Northman wakes up with a bullet hole in his back and no memory of who he is or what happened. As Sookie tries to help him find out they quickly discover someone is trying to kill them both. AH/AUSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,849 - Reviews: 838 - Updated: 3-30-11 - Published: 9-23-10 - Eric & Sookie - Complete14. Bonds » reviewsA Happily Never After Contest Entry turned into a HEA: A different spin on Amnesia Eric. Contains spoilers for all SVM books through Chapter One of Dead Reckoning. AU/OOC Rated M for future follow up.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 3-17-11 - Published: 1-21-11 - Eric & Sookie - Complete15. Love Story reviewsA mostly fluff filled one shot written for TVgirlSVM and inspired by the song of the same name. AH/AUSookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-16-11 - Eric & Sookie - Complete16. Movie Night reviewsThings have calmed down and Eric and Sookie have settled into a normal relationship. Saturday has become their "movie night" date night, but what happens when it's Eric's turn to pick the movie? Starts off canon. Post DITF.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-4-10 - Eric & Sookie - Complete17. Law and Order Shreveport Fast Forward reviewsThis is a continuation of one-shots involving Eric and Sookie after the conclusion of Law and Order Shreveport. AH/AU Rated M for ESN Citrus.Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 7-17-10 - Eric & Sookie18. Law and Order Shreveport » reviewsAH/AU Sookie is the ADA working on an important case that she's unknowingly tied to. Eric is the lead detective. Can they work together or will their first encounter get in the way?Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,747 - Reviews: 337 - Updated: 7-17-10 - Published: 5-23-10 - Eric & Sookie - Complete
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