KahneCrescent Welcomes You To:

Akatsuki and Hanabusa's Secret Vampire Hideout of Awesomeness
(KEEP OUT!! Except for Kaname-sama!)

As you can probably tell, Kain-senpai had no say in this whatsoever, and will probably be punished later for not keeping Aidou-kun in order.

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The Diary of Kahne-chan Chapter Sixteen
DEAR STALKER

You know shit's serious when you start out a note like that.

Okay, not a stalker so much as a rabid fan, I hope, but that's just...

ANYWAY.

You know who you are. Your profile's the same as mine, your information is similar to mine... just... I don't know if you're serious of if you're just fucking with me, but I don't really think it's funny. It was a little at first, but then it just got creepy. So... just... don't alright? You're a wonderful writer and you should embrace your creativity and uniqueness by making your own style on your profile, and being honest about yourself. It's really creepy. I saw that you edited your profile today, so maybe you'll see this, and if you do, please take this into consideration. Even worse is that I don't think I've ever talked to you and it's really just kind of wrong. So either explain yourself or change your shit. Easy as that.

Thank you.

Kahne-chan

Now onto my profile!

Greetings... or something...

As you already know, I am KahneCrescent, or Kahne-chan for short. I live in Canada, so if you notice that I spell things a little differently, don't freak out - that's how I learned. Anyway... why don't I make up a special form for me, so you can get a better feel for who's writing your (hopefully) delicious yaoi... After I stop my tea from burning, because YES it can do that... Apparently.

Name: Just call me Kahne-chan!

Age: Eighteen

Gender: Female

Race/Species: Right now I'm a Human that feeds on demon blood to prolong my life. Mmm... Raleigh Styles. *q*

Personality: Eccentric! And moody. Whiny, needy, clingy. Typical yaoi fangirl.

Relationship Status: In a Relationship. To stay.

How Do You Like Your Coffee?: Eww... Coffee makes me puke. -blech- Bad caffiene.

Okay... How Do You Like Your Tea, then?: Apparently burnt, with five sugars. I prefer the strange and exotic flavours of green tea that you can get at Teopia; like Dragonheart! My recent obsession is Earl Grey, and I am utterly addicted to it. Especially with a shot of rum.

Random Outburst For The 'Until-I-Decide-To-Update'?: "I'd rather write for myself and lose the public than write for the public and lose myself." — Some Smart Guy

Appearance: Screw this section. You know what I look like? Me. Nah, just kidding. I'm 5'2", and weigh 125lbs of basically solid muscle on a sort of hourglass figure... which basically means I'm topheavy and have wide hips. My hair is half light brown with streaks of blonde and red, and half black; yeah, I'm finally growing my hair out its natural colour. My eyes are brown, I hide them rather effectively behind black square-framed glasses, and my skin is a lovely rich olive, even in the winter. I generally am found wearing my comfy clothes—plaid pajama pants and a t-shirt or ribbed tank top, or a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and ribbed tank top; once a week, but soon probably daily, I am found wearing a pair of Kerrets breeches and a riding helmet. Because I have a horse. Booyeah.

Favourite Author(s): None... I haven't been really active in a while.

Favourite Stories: None really, right now...

Favourite Song(s): Basically anything by YUI, Utada, or from UtaPri. And Ashe's Titanium cover, as well as Matryoshka, 1925, Calc, and Gallows Bell.

Favourite Artist: Ashe! YouTube his covers!

Now for the other stuff!

Favourite Anime/Manga and Other Stuff
There's more; I just can't remember it all...

Absolute Boyfriend
Bleach
Death Note
DNAngel
Chobits
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Final Fantasy XII
Fruits Basket
Full Metal Panic!/Full Metal Panic?: Fumoffu
Gakuen Heaven
Hetalia
Honey Hunt
Kuroshitsuji
Loveless
Naruto
Ouran High School Host Club
Pandora Hearts
Please Twins!
Prince of Tennis
Princess Princess
Sukisho!
Sword Art Online
Vampire Knight

Favourite Pairings (in order of list above)

NightxRiiko, NightxSoushi
JyuushirouxRukia, ByakuyaxJyuushirou
LightxL, LightxMatsuda, MatsudaxMisa, LxMatsuda
DarkxKrad, TakeshixDaisuke, SatoshixDaisuke
ShinboxHideki, HidekixMinoru
RufusxReno, RufusxKadaj, VincentxYuufie
VaanxReks, VaanxAshe, VaanxKytes
YukixKyo
KurzxSousuke, SousukexIssei
OmixKaoru, KojixTakuto
Hong KongxIceland, SealandxLatvia, EnglandxChina, SwedenxFinland, SwedenxRussia (inside joke)
HarukaxQ-ta, HarukaxYura
ClaudexAlois, AloisxCiel, SebastianxCiel, ClaudexSebastian, ANYTHING with Finny
SoubixRitsuka, SoubixKio
NarutoxMenma
HikaruxKaoru, TamakixKyouya
GilbertxOz, VincentxGilbert, VincentxBreak, BreakxReim, OzxAlice, GilbertxAlice
KoseixMaiku
EijixShusuke, TakeshixRyouma
YuujirouxTohru, ArisadaxMikoto
YoruxRan, SoraxSunao
KiritoxAsuna, KiritoxKlein
KanamexZero, SenrixTakuma, YagarixKaien, KainxAidou

Current Fics

Two Hearbeats and the Red Sin
KanamexZero, ZeroxKaname
M
Zero is overtaken by bloodlust, and once again, Kaname is there to save the day... sort of...
Warnings against Yaoi, and rape.
Four-Shot (Is that even a thing?)
Submitted 02/12/10
-Complete-

Forever Yours
SenrixTakuma
T
Fifty sentences based on the relationship between Takuma and Senri. Fluff.
Warnings against Shounen Ai, and extreme cuteness.
One-Shot
Submitted 02/13/10
-Complete-

Grey Flower
TakumaxSenri
M
Takuma is hiding something from Senri. While on an eradication mission in the far north, Senri plans to find out; even with their relationship in jeopardy.
Warnings against Yaoi, Violence, slight Emo-ism in the beginning... Some Fluff. Oh, and maybe some Foul Language. Wow, that's alot of warnings...
Nineteen total chapters, plus a prologue and epilogue
Submitted 04/12/10
-Complete-

Cold Roses
TakumaxSenri
M
SEQUEL to Grey Flower. Between a doomed Pureblood child, a dangerously obsessed new model, a family death, and an energetic boyfriend, Senri barely has any time to worry about Kaname's return, or the chaos it will bring.
Warnings against Yaoi, Violence, Rape, some Fluff, and maybe some Foul Language. We'll see what I have to add...
Possibly as many as Twelve Chapters; but it's prequel was only supposed to be Twelve, too, so we'll see...
Submitted 21/07/10
-On Hiatus-
CHAPTER FOUR is now UP!

And Then We Kiss
KanamexZero
M
Zero finds himself confused and lost. He's now the human slave of Kaname, once partnered with a now dead Aidou. Ichiru is alive somewhere, tortured when others act out. Zero must find him before it's too late.
Warnings against yaoi, lemons, a little rape, and a little twincest.
Will finish at TEN chapters (including the epilogue).
Submitted 18/12/10
-In Progress-
CHAPTER SEVEN is now UP!

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Upcoming Fics and Status

Stardust
ZeroxIchiru
M
Missing scene from And Then We Kiss.
Warnings against yaoi, lemons, and twincest.
One-shot

Watch out, Kaname-sama! It's the Senate! And you know what they're after!

Heh heh. Inside joke. Thanks for that, by the way. You know who you are.