FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| lalaithien |
Author has written 23 stories for Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Firefly. Likes: Star Wars, Tolkien and most things historical,
esp. Mediaeval; chocolate-chip-cookie-dough ice-cream; hot chocolate
with wee marshmallows, chocolate syrup, and a sizeable dollop of
whipped cream; Pirates (especially of the Caribbean
smoldering-brown-eyes variety); Lord of the Rings movies and Men of
Gondor. Dislikes: telemarketers (esp. those who expect one to call them back), butter pecan ice-cream, and allergies. Would like to have more of: Certain Jedi Knights; Men of Gondor and chocolate syrup (obviously, for completely unrelated purposes...); a certain Blacksmith/Pirate with smoldering brown eyes. Would like less of: telemarketing calls, allergies. | |||||||||
1. Blind Seer reviewsA short poem from River's POV.Firefly - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-05 - River2. CAPTAIN MALCOLM REYNOLDS: User's Guide and Manual reviewsThe evil technical advisor returns! In honor of Serenity the company presents yet another entirely twisted User's Guide, this time to everyone's favourite Manly and Impulsive Browncoat, because he is So...Very...Pretty. PG for mild innuendo.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-21-05 - Mal3. OBI WAN KENOBI Owner's Guide and Manual reviewsThe Owner's Guide goes Geek! Includes handy tips and specifications for the highly-anticipated OBI-WAN unit, Mk II. With thanks to Theresa Green. :)Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-1-05 - Obi-Wan K.4. BOROMIR Owner's Guide and Manual reviewsThe Owner's Guide series continues! Technical specs and handy user tips for the BOROMIR unit - slashfree. With thanks to and permission from the brilliant Theresa Green. :)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-28-05 - Boromir5. LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual reviewsThe Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-28-05 - Legolas6. FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual reviewsPG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 11-28-03 - Faramir7. Sons of the Steward Prologue and Introduction reviewsThis provides some background and biographical information on the setting and characters in the story. Recommended for those unfamiliar with the books and appendices, or just seeking to get a bit of info.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-03 - Boromir & Faramir8. Sons of the Steward reviewsThis is part one of an ongoing series. An exploration of Boromir and Faramir's youth, and their family dynamic. Read, enjoy, and review!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-26-03 - Boromir & Faramir9. The Secret Diary of Arwen Undomiel, Part II reviewsAnother in the Two Towers diary series! Arwen's diary continued. If you haven't already, read part I first. Thanks and enjoy!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-6-03 - Arwen U.10. The Secret Diary of Elrond reviewsAnd yet another in the series. Hope you enjoy it!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-6-03 - Elrond11. The Secret Diary of Sauron reviewsAnother wacky entry in my Secret Diary series. Enjoy, and be sure to leave your review! :-)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-03 - Sauron12. The Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf, Continued reviewsThe second in my Two Towers Secret Diaries series. Legolas still narcissistic surfer-dude. V. fun. :-)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-4-03 - Legolas13. The Secret Diary of Theoden, King of Rohan reviewsMy first Secret Diary from The Two Towers! Enjoy or hate - your choice. But please, no hate-mail!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-03 - Gandalf14. The Secret Diary of Frodo Baggins reviewsAnother Secret Diary. Enjoy or hate - your choice. But please, no derisive emails!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-03 - Frodo B.15. The Secret Diary of Legolas Greenleaf reviewsYet another of my Secret Diaries. Enjoy it or hate it, but please no hate-mail!!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-1-03 - Legolas16. The Secret Diary of Boromir of Gondor reviewsAt last, another entry in my secret diary series. Had to upload it again to get the pagination to work right. Nothing nasty, just good fun. Enjoy!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-1-03 - Boromir17. Undecided reviewsSo far, a snippet of a story that came to me in the place of sleep. Feel free to love or hate it. :)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-17-02 - Boromir18. Gandalf's Secret Diary reviewsThe series continues. Completely ridiculous but all in good fun. No hatemail, please! :)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-1-02 - Gandalf19. The Secret Diaries of Aragorn reviewsAnother installment in my "Secret Diaries" series. Completely, outrageously silly. For fun only - no disrespect intended!!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-29-02 - Aragorn20. Dormant Joy reviewsA poem I wrote about Eowyn. Perhaps you'll like it, perhaps you won't. It's rather sentimental.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-28-02 - Eowyn21. Arwen's Secret Diary reviewsCompletely silly take on characters from the Lord of the Rings. Me at my most twisted.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-27-02 - Arwen U.22. No Road Less Perilous reviewsWhat happened before Boromir set out for Imladris - strictly imagination! But happily 100% slash/sex-free. :)Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-26-02 - Boromir & Faramir23. Boromir's Sorrow reviewsThe meeting with Galadriel from Boromir's perspective - drawing from both the book and the film.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-23-02
