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Author has written 4 stories for Spyro the Dragon, and Warriors.
My previous avatar was created by LawlClan moderator Fayy. It was also used in the .
My current avatar: Fireheart and Graystripe.
I (am): Jimmy. Wolfblaze. Starry. Puppy. Brother. Spyro. Quieres. Dragon-boy. Son. Rain. Mentor.
Follow them and we won't have any problems.
A LawlClan Limerick, by Hannah:
You can’t run, you can’t hide, we are with you, at your side.
We’re the Clan of lulz and fun; we take it in our stride.
Some come looking for a brawl.
Divided they falter, together they fall.
We see you laughing, we see that tear.
Look out Internetz, LawlClan is here.
I spend most of my time at the critic forums I moderate.
#1 Warriors (Books, relevance) - 370,000 posts
Wolfblaze, a proud warrior of LawlClan.
What is LawlClan?
LawlClan is a fan fiction help forum. We’re not totally about reporting illegal content, you know. What do we want? We want you, the author, to become a better writer through constructive criticism.
How do I get constructive criticism from LawlClan?
Pop on into the forum and link your fic on the advertisements thread after introducing yourself. If you would like me to personally look at it, send a PM. Before doing so, check out my reviewing policy below.
What are LawlClan’s goals?
A clean Warriors archive, full of talented authors. LawlClan generally believes that every fic has potential with enough effort. Remember: potential energy becomes kinetic energy with some outside force causing movement. That outside force is constructive criticism.
Does LawlClan offer a membership?
Yes. Contact myself, Veni or Nida (forum moderators linked below) or post on the forum thread “LawlClan Critic Group Membership Policy” for more information about that.
I’m new to FFN. How can I get involved in LawlClan?
Post around and make your name known. If you are a first-time critic wondering about the tools of the trade, check base with one of the veteran critics on-forum and I’m sure they’d be happy to work with you. Anyone’s allowed to post and ask questions. Don’t be afraid.
Can I link to a violating story on the forum?
Sure. Post the link in the thread “The Heart is Pure: Fic Report” along with the violation type.
How do I report a violating story?
Check out the guide posted at (link to be added).
Contacts from LawlClan that you may find useful:
What’s your personal opinion on LawlClan?
Many of the moderators and regulars there are probably the best friends I have, and the best people I’ve ever really had the pleasure of knowing. It’s a rather tight-knit community, but don’t let that stop you from posting around. We’re not exclusive by any means and you’ll find everyone to be accepting of newbies.
#6 General (relevance) - 400,000 posts
What is the Literate Union?
The LU is a group of users working to clear the site from content in violation of the FanFiction.Net Guidelines.
Can I link to a violating story on the forum?
Unless you’ve become trusted, you should attempt to deal with the issue yourself before approaching the LU. If your tactics have failed, post the link in the “Critique/Flame Request” thread along with the violation type.
Does the Literate Union offer a membership?
Yes. Contact Ten (linked below) for information about that.
Contacts from LU that you may find useful:
What’s your personal opinion on the Literate Union?
The LU is a massive group of great people who enjoy tearing morons a new one. Without the LU, I would not be the person I am today by any means, nor would I have stepped my foot within the world of criticism. I’ve been known at the LU for over two years, and many of the people I met when I first posted on the LU are still around today.
The Dragon-Kitten Behind the Pen
Some of you may be wondering “who the deuce is this imbecile who finds it his business to report my story”. Well… here’s your answer.
I’m a high school senior (class of 2013 woot!) who will be applying to The Ohio State University at Columbus in the fall. My planned major is Chemistry (pre-vet).
My bare bones may be better taken through the words of another.
"Jimmy is the spirit of sparkles. Flowers grow where his feet touch the ground, and birds sing whenever he walks by. Rainbows appear in the air when he breathes. Wherever he is, the love is tangible in the air. He is Jimmy."
-Crane, LawlClan Forum.
I’m a seventeen year old rainbow-adoring kid who has probably spent too much time behind a monitor. Where’s my life? Eh, who knows? I enjoy romance novels and anything to do with the biological sciences or technology. My favourite video game series is Spyro the Dragon. I really don’t have a favourite author, but my favourite book series is easily Warriors. There’s truly unlimited room for fan fiction authors in such a fandom.
What’s Happening and Current News
07/01/2012: Posted a one shot titled "The Sixth Sense".
06/22/2012: Hee-hee. One year closer to adult-hood. :P
06/14/2012: Profile completely revised. Currently untitled writing is on the work detail for this month. Keep watch! (06/15: Married Hannahprentice!)
01/02/2012: Prologue of Young Love Murdered posted.
12/31/2011: Updated avvie and other neat stuff
11/29/2011: Updated profile.
10/28/2011: I am now a moderator for LawlClan.
10/09/2011: I am now a moderator for The Literate Union.
My reviews generally look like this if your story has not violated any of the FFN Guidelines:
If you have violated the FFN Guidelines, you will be warned and reported.
Note that my inner critic knows no real bounds. I love writing and I would be glad to assist you with your story under any circumstances, should you approach me. I promise, I won't bite your head off.
I will always make comments about grammar in any professional review, even if the grammar looks pristine.
Some of you ask “Why me?” when you receive a review signed with my penname, stating you violate the FFN rules.
I pick the stories I review/report at random. They are often found by reading through the summaries of my home archive. To this day, I can still scroll through a fandom and see a laughable summary that reads something like "truth or dare script fic don't like don't read" in all caps.
What a disgust.
I report any content that is in violation after a ‘grace period’ of two or three days (except in cases of plagiarism or bad reactions). Note that reports lead to removal of content. Removal of content results in account suspension or removal.
Please note that according to the current ToS version, your IP address may appear on the blacklist and the site may be forever closed to you.
How can you avoid waking up to find a concise notification your story is in violation? The answer is as simple as abiding by FFN's relatively short list of rules which is linked at the top of my profile.
A legitimate review by me is always logged in and signed as follows with newer reviews.
-Wolfblaze of LawlClan-
Some reviews will have another signature with them:
I always sign in to review. If you receive an anonymous review under my name, it is not me.
To clear up any misunderstandings, note that blocking me prevents me from having any communication with you, including reviews, PMs, etc. Do not ask for a reply from me if I am on your block list.
"You'll be the type that always has roses and sparkles around them. Also, you'll be the one that gives corny rants and speeches, with sparkle/flower overload. Oh, and you love romance, I mean rabid-fan-boy in love with it. Your temper probably throws you into one of those dark aurora moments that makes everyone else shit their pants."
Acorn, on me
"Here's what happens to the before model when she puts on our deluxe ugly-be-gone lingerie."
Would you like a sex bot to liven up your life, LK? Your parts must get so rusty from disuse sometimes
Lord Kelvin and George, respectively
Statistics thread. Yes or no? XD
Share your weird fetishes with Kelvin not us. :
Myself and Atao
No offense but leave that to them okay. You can't just decide how it would be done because one, it's their choice.
...yeah, he can. They're fictional characters. I could throw them in a harem with Samus Aran, Master Chief, and the Shamwow guy if I wanted to.
The only reason I don't is because Master Chief would probably object to such debauchery.
A smacktard and Father, respectively
But I agree, even when people forget, life. is. beautiful. People are beautiful. They just need to be polished every now and then like any other gem.
Gallagher from the chat thread at OotCC
It appears as though the members of the CU have large iron poles firmly lodged up their posteriors. May I suggest a healthy dose of Chillthehellout?
Jebby for the win
His avatar can charm everyone on the internet...even the ones on dial-up.
His reviews leave the recipients at a loss for words. Literally.
He has never been banned, from anywhere.
He is...the most interesting 'Chu in the world.
"I don't often drink, but when I do...I prefer cookies and milk."
"Keep hugging, my friends".
Sega from LU Chat 47
"In the beginning, there was George. And I haven't a clue what happened next, because I wasn't there.
Then, there was Maria. And she was a wonderful fluffy goddess who made for an awesome leader.
And then...there was Jimmy.
...Several new English words had to be invented to facilitate his worship. 'Fucking awesome' being one of them.
And so, let us pray...
In the name of the George, the Maria and the holy Jimmy..."
Chapter Release and Posting Information
Young Love Murdered: Updates cancelled. Another story may be posted with the same name after this one is removed.
The Inner Flame: Chapter 20 release TBA.
How to Write Better Fan Fiction-
This is a complete guide to writing fan fiction like a published expert. Hopefully, you will learn all about how to write great and improve your style. It might also be helpful in original stories and technique. This is a great site that has helped me immensely and can be used as a side-guide when writing.
Family and Harem
The Only Copypasta You Will Ever See On This Profile
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenager of about eighteen years old called Alison Bitchpants McCrabby had gone to kick the shit out of some assholes that owed her money, earning just over £80 that night. One of them screamed for her to stop and she bellowed the name of George and then dropkicked him in face the face. The fight, however, took longer than planned and late was the hour when she began to walk home alone. She wasn't particularly bothered about this, because she was a badass and the walk wasn't too far.
As she strolled under the orange glow of the streetlights, Alison asked for his Holiness, George, to keep sexual predators at bay. She was tired from beating the crap out of people and she'd promised Leonard, her boyfriend, that she wouldn't cheat on him for one month in exchange for him not telling people about her disturbing love of jelly babies.
When she reached an alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became irritated at the thought of having to flay someone else within an inch of their life and muttered a promise to George that if he helped her, there would be much sexy time and orgies in store for him from her. Instantly, an intense orgasm overcame her and she stumbled into the wall, speechless with pleasure. The man took a step back and she hobbled past him, delirious from the feelings coursing through her body. She reached home undisturbed.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been kidnapped and taken away for an amazing orgy in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by disappointment in missing out, she punched Leonard in the face, but then remembered that George had given her an amazing orgasm without her cheating, so stopped feeling so put out.
Thanking George, she decided to go to the Literate Union. She felt she could recognise the man, so she told them her story. The LUer asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The LUer thanked Alison for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked for money, which they gave her, and then demanded to speak to the criminal. Alison wanted to know why he had not attacked her. When the LUer asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two giant dildos walking on either side of her. Seriously, you don't fuck with that shit."
The above was created by George.
Good day, fellow FFNers.
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