Favourite quotations:

"We are going to tickle some Aes Sedai under the chin, rescue a mule, and put a snip-nosed girl on the Lion Throne. Oh, yes. That's Aviendha. Don't look at her crosswise or she'll try to cut your throat and probably slit her own by mistake."
—Matrim Cauthon, Wheel of Time

"Thank you. However, a word of advice. Considering the company you often keep, you might want to learn to control your language."
"Considering the company I keep all too often, it's bloody amazing I don't swear more."
—Joline Maza and Matrim Cauthon, Wheel of Time

"Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a Prince of the Realm, you would bore the leggings off a village idiot. You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. If you put on a floppy hat and a funny codpiece you might just get by as a fool, but since you wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut, I doubt it. That's why you're dismissed."
"Oh, I see."
—Blackadder and Lord Percy, The Black Adder

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
—Dumbledore, My Immortal

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…. BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
—Hargirid, My Immortal