Ravendor Gryffinclaw
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since: 12-20-09, id: 2183885, Profile Updated: 06-29-11
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Alex Rider, South of Nowhere, Friends, and Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel.

Ravendor Gryffinclaw: Intelligent, fearless, logical, loyal. This is what the house stands for.


Who Am I?:

Age: 16

Occupation: High School Student

Favorite Books: The Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Around the World in 80 Days, Redwall, The Patchwork Girl of Oz

Favorite Movies: Harry Poter and the Order of the Phoenix, Happy Gilmore, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Starwars

Favorite TV Shows: Masterpiece Theater, Doctor Who (David Tennant and Tom Baker are the best), DuckTales, The Good Guys, M*A*S*H, Rocky and Bullwinkle & Friends, FRIENDS, Community, Glee, Parks and Recreation, Reba, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Rookie Blue

Favorite Music: Three Days Grace, Flyleaf, Sugarland, Nightwish, Apocalyptica, In This Moment, Clint Black, Evanesence, Miranda Lambert, Toby Keith, Travis Tritt, Within Temptation, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Delain, Tarja Turunen, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, 3 Doors Down, Alan Jackson, Bon Jovi, Idina Menzel, anything written by Tim Rice (especially Chess), Brad Paisley, Fireflight, Keith Urban, U2 (their old stuff), Taylor Swift, Trace Adkins, lots and lots of other stuff, I just like music. My description of my iPod is "The most eclectic collection in Wisconsin, if not further."

Extracurricular Activities: Soccer, Track and Field (Got my letter this year!!), Writing, Reading, Playing Guitar

Location: Wisconsin, USA


I'm the kind of person who might get a joke after everyone else does. Normal. I don't have the common sense to avoid making a fool of myself by saying, "Oh! Now I get it!" Not normal.

I'm the kind of person who will cuss out the television as my team loses. Normal. I also throw things as my team loses. Not normal.

I'm a sci-fi fanatic. Normal. Yet I haven't seen Starwars Episode III. Not normal.

I have Three Days Grace, Flyleaf, and Breaking Benjamin on my iPod. Normal. I also have Taylor Swift, Michelle Branch, Brad Paisley, Nightwish, Keith Urban, Randy Travis, Avril Lavigne, Tom Petty, and Idina Menzel on my iPod. Not normal.

I like Glee, Community, and Parks and Recreation. Normal. I also like Rocky and Bullwinkle, The Jack Benny Show, and M*A*S*H. Not normal.

I prefer Europe over America to most things. Not Normal. I prefer American cars though. EXTREMELY Not normal.


Problems I Have With My Favorite Series:

Harry Potter:

1. J.K. Rowling must have had a terrible childhood since she kills off all of the parental figures save the Weasleys. And what's up with having Lupin and Tonks having a kid and getting killed in the final battle?!

2. Luna isn't used enough. I swear she is a better character than Ron, and I think sometimes even better than Harry and Hermione.

3. Ron doesn't deserve Hermione.

4. Whatever happened to Luna? It doesn't say in the epilogue.

The Inheritance Cycle:

1. If Paolini stays true to Angela's prophecy (The one where Eragon has to leave Alagaesia forever) I'll send him so much hate mail he'll never see the light of day again!

2. You just can't leave Arya and Eragon's relationship teetering on the edge all the time. It's not fair to them (Especially Eragon) and definitely not fair to the readers.

3. How are you gonna wrap up the series in one book? You'd need like 2000 pages (not that that would be a bad thing mind you).

4. I WANT THE FOURTH BOOK NOW!!


Copy Pastes:

If you had to psychoanalyze someone for a school project, and you would pick J.K. Rowling as your subject, copy & paste. And tell me!

If you think the 7th Harry Potter book was shoddily put together compared to books 1-6, copy and paste.

If you lie awake at night imagining yourself fighting alongside Eragon, or Gandalf, or Harry Potter and Co., copy & paste.

ShadowKissedKK- If Eragon and Arya don't end up together, i will scream,start a rebellion, find C.P's house and personally SLAP! the living daylights out of him. Then ask for an autograph. Copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list if you are with me in the rebellion... ShadowKissedKK, Ravendor Gryffinclaw, Random Tash tooooo. And Abbie, even though she doesnt have an account...yet.

ShadowKissedKK- If you cried, screamed, threw a fit or shouted FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! when Arya rejected Eragon again, Copy and paste.

If you watched the movie adaptation of Eragon and swore you would kill the S.O.B. who totally destroyed your favorite book, Copy and paste.

If you think Elva is an obnoxious jerk to EVERYONE, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes read or write on fanfiction.net when you should be doing homework or the like, copy & paste.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

Controversial Issues:
1)
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


1. We Have An Announcement » reviews
This is a sequel to 'A Desperate Charge' in which Eragon and Arya tell their friends of their engagement.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 7-1-11 - Published: 6-3-10 - Arya & Eragon S.
2. The Magic of Being A Spy » reviews
Eragon leaves Alagaesia after Galbatorix is disposed of. He goes to the elves ancestral home with Arya. Will he succeed in his mission to kill Yassen Gregorovich? What will he do afterwords? Inheritance Cycle, Alex Rider crossover. T for language. Review!
Crossover - Alex Rider & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,887 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-20-10 - Published: 12-23-09 - Yassen G. & Eragon S.
3. The Viking » reviews
Scathach did have someone special, at one point.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-17-10 - Published: 7-4-10
4. What If I Believe You Now? reviews
Songfic to Flyleaf's Circle off of the album Memento Mori. Arya reflects back upon the last battle, and how she affected Eragon's fate. Character death.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-10 - Arya - Complete
5. I Still Can't Think Of Anything! reviews
Rachel and Phoebe can't think of anything to give Chandler. Then Phoebe comes up with something, and Rachel just has to follow her lead.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-4-10 - Phoebe B. & Rachel G. - Complete
6. An Alagaésian Alphabet reviews
Title says it all doesn't it? Post Alagaésian Liberation.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-17-10 - Eragon S. - Complete
7. A Song at Grey reviews
Ashley is playing at Grey. What will happen when she plays a song for Spencer? Song Fiction to Lifehouse's 'First Time'.
South of Nowhere - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-10 - Ashley D. & Spencer C. - Complete
8. A Desperate Charge reviews
Arya makes a desperate attempt to get to an injured Eragon before it is to late. T for violence. One shot. Please review.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-22-09 - Arya & Eragon S. - Complete