Author has written 15 stories for Maximum Ride, Blood Ninja series, Zombie Survival Guide, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, and Doctor Who.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOMNONOM ONYX IS HUNGRY
Onyx is always hungry, It's just a fact of life. Enia
But food is good so I guess that's okay.
hi people! We're ThunderClouds7
i just liked that name. i probably wont write anything, i just like to read peoples stories! if you have a story you want me to read just tell me!!
ABOUT ME/US !!
My 3 friends will probably be on so there's me (A.K.A Onyx), Minka (Minks) ENia ( pronounce NEE- uh. AKA Nee-nee) and Samik, don't forget Samik, he'll get mad if you forget him.
Yeah right, like im gonna tell you our real names!
ENia writes most on the fanfic, unless it says something else, minks mostly just reads HP fanfic. I highly doubt she'll write ANYTHING!!
Fav. Music ( some of the stuff, some of us dont like one thing or another one of us likes all of them):
AU: all of us
TOKIO HOTEL!!!! Onyx
Judas Priest (O)
Anti- nowhere league (M,O)
The Beatles (AU)
Rolling stones (O)
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!! (M,O)
Traveling Wilbury's (O)
... i could go on...i really doubt anyone read that... i dont care.
We live in Iowa, in the USA... or do we? ENia also lives in Tokyo, sort of.Psh no she doesnt, not the Earth tokyo... HER HEAD IS TOKYO!!!! Enia: What the crap, Onyx? Psh, what the crap enia?
I(Onyx)ride horses, english.
Me and ENia LOVE Maximum Ride!! (Minks hasn't read it, despite our going on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how hot and awesome iggy and fang are!!...)
Other favorite books are:
the Ranger's Apprentice
uhhh... ill go think of others.
ENia Enia enia enia
Has a elf living inside her head...
His name is Samik...
They bicker... alot
She's very strange, to put it mildly, imaginative
Writes, like, everything
Supports yaks, YAKS!!
LEGEND OF ZELDA!
idk ill force her to go on and put some stuff on here for her part of this profile.
Oh, why am I being forced? Anyways, does anybody know anything about publishing? I wanna be an author. My books called Purple Tractor Driving Talking Chickens From Outer Space Who Ride Motorcycles. It's pretty awesome. Maybe I should put this in one of my chapters. Why am I posting this on my profile? It is now one of my stories.(She is amazing and creative- onyx) Aww shucks. *blushes*
Samik: I donno why are you?
Me: Not helping.
Samik: He he. Hey, why don't I have a section on this?
Me: Why do you want one?
Samik: Just do it.
I am cool. I'm from another realm. I have powers of epicness. I'm stuck here. It's sad. Does anybody know about portals? Please tell me!
Lives inside ENia's head.
Is an elf.
Enjoys busting demon heads with bending.
ENia: There, you got your stupid profile, happy?
P.S. ENia's an elf to. Don't tell anyone.
uhh... she's an angry person.
Listens to metallica, RHCP, gorillaz, nirvana... alot
doesnt write Fanfic. She laughs at us when we write so...
dont mess with her, she'll punch you...
Plays Drums and Piano
I'll make her put something down
ok, for one, i do not support walruses. so shut up. now. and i'm not that short. there are allot of things shorter than me... like lawn gnomes... and muffins. right. oh, and onyx didn't say it up there, but i also like smashing pumpkins. i've been described as angry, hateful, creepy,depressed, imposing(apparently), and... well i'm pretty sure you get the point. if you don't then, whatever. like i care. ok. now shut up and go away.(she is totally awesome-onyx)
Onyx: be nice!
I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO, stupid. god, i hate people. why are we even friends again?
Onyx:... idk really we have nothing in common... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..
ok, go away and stop writing on this onyx. you go away too. your stupid.
Well, you can probably find alot out about me by just reading the whole frikken profile :P um... i live in your head... love classic rock... CREATED THE LAWN GNOMES... who are currently destroying the worlds population of feet...I am a large black Friesian (psh GOOGLE IT!! ) My signature, of sorts, is :P...i have red hair...I AM NOT LIKE LISSA!!!! >:( team seth& other werewolves besides jacob after he became one... Edward and bella can die in a self proclaimed hole with superman's carcass (Batman!!!All the way)i love sharpies... and the Marx brothers comedy movies(Harpo )um... i like foreign music...know alot about rocks(my moms a geologist so ive been to lectures and stuff..bleh)I AM THE OLDEST!!! *Pumps fist*AND TALLEST!! (Enia: Onyx, you are so not the tallest, we tested this, remember? I was taller than you by about a half an inch. Deal with it!) Grrr Enia i will pound you into the ground until you are shorter than Rain, one of my pet lawn gnomes. I am attempting to write a FanFIction... its alright...i have a strange family and a sorta deadbeat dad who lives in Tucson. i have an older brother named Fred(he prefers to spell it Phred...IDKwhy) bleh i wrote way to much.I OWN A FEDORA!!To remind me of Saint Fang's awesomeness! ( im not gonna say i love you to my self... :P)
I love horses
I am a badass speller (Badass means your good at something, onyx, you suck at spellingEnia)
I play the bass guitar
I play soccer
I play trumpet
I play violin
I DesandNate on youtube and get inspiration from them.
I have 3 cats, Ozwald, Tweetums, and Svalbard
I speak norwegian
I live at Mink's house
minka: no you don't, stupid.
Onyx: yea but i spend most of my time here after school...
ENia: When I get bored I update this thing, its fun.
Onyx:No! I do! >:(
Enia's random words of wisdom:
Oh just do it.
Beware of Lawn Gnomes, they eat feet.
Use your head, cut off theirs. (taken from Max Brooks' 'Zombie Survival Guide'.)
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall...
When in doubt, don't be.
Sometime or the other it'll happen.
The past is the past the future is the future now is now. (I believe that was onyx)
Dont take life so seriously, no one ever comes out alive. (That was also onyx)
Fire breaths both life and death.
Fear is fear is food. (don't know)
Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Random Words of Wisdom, end.
Enia: I'm obsessed with zombies right now. And ninjas. You know, the obessision with zombies probably isn't such a good thing, I already had an over active imagination. I like turtles. Turtles are cool. Right now I'm bored. I don't know what to do, I'm just going to ramble on this thing while watching T.V. Hey, would anybody read my book if I wrote it. Oh, I gotta gett off now. See ya.
Fang som ville si, fly på.
( if you actually translated that your my new favorite person!!)
And now a weather report from Enia!
Hello! The wind is really blowing outside, whipping the Larsmen into a frenzy. Watch out.
This has been a weather report from Enia!
Fanfiction is my Facebook Enia (isn't that sad? I wanna tee-shirt that says that)
Ever heard of Spots? Course you haven't, seeing as how I made it up. Spots is a 100% fatal and extremely painful disease. There are Spots Guns, Spots Tanks, Spots Swords, and Spots Bows as of right now. I'm working on more. They are of varying Invisibuck prices. Give me a shout if you're interested.
Rom! Oogily boogily monsters from outer space come to eat your feet! ...I'm bored. Don't judge me. (This is Enia, by the way.) OOOO! Link to my fictionpress profile page! Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwuuum!
Enjoy a bunch of random original works. Vroooom!!!! Explosion! Kapow!
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