Poll: Funniest true fact about moi (so far...)- I have orthodontists, as many other Americans do. The thing is, mine are celebrities! Okay, well, not really, but close enough. It's a family practice, with a father and son. The dad is probably in his late fifties, early sixties. The sons pretty young... twenties or thirties, by the looks of it. You know why I try my best not to laugh while they're inspecting the crappy metal stuff in my mouth called braces? Yeah, the dad sounds like Adam friggin West, and the son looks like a young 4th Doctor. Come on, imagine if you're me, getting a monthly checkup...

4th Doctor/son- *constantly shoving metal implements down your throat* Everything seems alright, except your bite seems a little off...

Adam West/dad- Yes, just keep wearing your bands and you should have those braces off in no time.

Does anyone else have celebrity-like people in their life? (beside, this is just the beginning for me. My science teacher is Garcia's twin sister, my friend is Ford incarnate...)If you answered yes to the poll, PM meh! Let's compare! (There's a list below my favorites)

Awaiting Status: Last Twilight movies, Maximum Ride Movie, Doctor Who season premiere

NOTICE: Okay, well, I've finally learned how to get excuses to get online: blaming my friend, who you all know as Lemonn_Limee. But, me and my mom and step-dad have been having a lot of... eugh, how should i put this...? 'Falling outs' a whole lot more often. Let's just say complicated divorce stuff that should be well and over with, but isn't. So, there will be sometimes I won't be able to get on because I'm just too mad to talk to them, but I have figured another solution (which I swear will be better than my last). Work on stuff on Wednesdays, possibly post, but most likely post during school whenever whatever class I have has computers. Which, for some reason, has been a lot this year. But, let's hope this all works. Besides, I have a ton of new ideas! Including for shows I've never even watched with my own eyes, and just seen snippets! (Like the new Sherlock)

Favorites:
TV- NCIS, House, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Star Trek: Next Generation, Big Brother, Survivor, Amazing Race, Golden Girls (yea, gotta prob?), L&O: SVU, L&O: CI, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, 2 Broke Girls
Books- Maximum Ride, Night World, Ruby Red, Nightshade
Movies: Blues Brothers, Wizard of Oz, Avatar, Megamind, Tangled, Monsters v. Aliens, Toy Stories, (yes, I know these are very small child movies, but the 1st one's got humor, 2nd I cried at the end, 3rd has Hugh Laurie and humor, 4th I grew up with) Shreks (no age excuse needed), GalaxyQuest
Pairings(all)- GAbby, Tiva, Hameron, Wuddy, Fax, Hotchniss, 11/Amy (in my opinion, there should be a name for that, like... I dunno, Elamy or Elmy...?), E/O, Gideon/Gwyneth, Amy/Rory, 11/River, 10/Rose, 9/Rose
Actors/Singers/Comedians: Don Knotts, Landau Eugene Murphy Jr. (MY STATE!!!!!), Judy Garland, Frank Sinatra, Alan Rickman, Mark Harmon, Hugh Laurie, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cableguy, Bill Engvull, Ron White, Jeff Dunham (Je fuh-fuh-- DUN-HAM), Dan Akroyd, John Barrowman, Scissor Sisters

Hero: Jodee Blanco.
For anyone that knows who that is, you understand why she is my hero. For those that don't here's the story-
We were having a bullying assembly, and I was thinking 'Oh God, another times when I'd rather be in class.' But, at third period, we headed to the new gym and sat down in the bleachers. I looked around for some people in these fancy little suits, telling us all these statistics and crap, but only saw a woman in a black sweat jacket, black pants, and a black shirt. I shrugged, thinking this might be somewhat good. Then she started talking about her struggles throughout high-school, and while I thought it was all absolutely horrid, it was also amazing she was able to get through all of that and become what she was today. The way she presented everything was wonderful too. She had a 'listen up, I'm not kidding with you' attitude, and she was just plain raw. My school was lucky enough to get to meet her, as was many others.

Here's That List of 'Famous People' I Know-

Orthadontists- Adam West+4th Doctor
Phys. Sci. 9- Penelope Garcia/ Kirstin Vaugness
Friend(the Doctor Who watcher)- Ford incarnate
Substitute Teacher- Santa Claus
And I swear there's more, but a lot of stuff on here comes off the top of my head.

Well, as you can see, I’m very bored and decided to make a little survey-like thing for Doctor Who. I mean, seriously, I’m that bored. But, this can use any and all Doctors and companions, but I’m only going to use new!Who characters.

1. If you could ask any character any question, what would it be?
I think I would ask Amy how she was able to keep faith in the Doctor for so long. I know, I know, sappy, but I can’t help it. I mean, psychiatrists, biting, twelve years… I probably would’ve given up waiting. But, I guess we all have that one thing we just kinda want so bad we don’t care.

2. Which character(s) would you model your clothing after?
For me, either the 11th Doctor or Jack Harkness. I mean, of course I’d make the stuff more feminine (because, really, those trousers all day every day? I’d die of over-heating), but I just LOVE their stuff. Besides, I’ve always wanted to try suspenders…

3. Which character is more like your…

Mom? I don’t really think there is one. I mean my mom is just too… no, no one I can think of.

Dad? Well, I’d say the 10th Doctor is more like my actual Dad dad. He’s got that kind of childish air about him (as does 11, but, I don’t know, there’s just two different airs, if you know what I mean), but he’s kind of old. Practically the same, except my dad’s age actually shows and he’s much… larger, than 10. For my stepdad, most definitely the 9th Doctor. I mean, just take 9, give him smaller ears, more hair, and a mustache, and you have my stepdad.

Sibling? Rose. No wells, maybes, or other beginning words. Just plain out Rose. I don’t know how to explain this one. It’s just a no-brainer for me, so no brain, no actual reason…

Other relative (cousin, grandfather, etc.)? River is so totally like my step-aunt. They’re both totally kickass, and just plain epic. And I also just may like her for the gun. I mean, who just doesn’t love cool guns…?

4. Who would you like to take out of the show just to slap for a few minutes for being so stupid at times?
Well, not Rory. I just love Rory. I’d wanna get 10th Doctor II. I mean, ugh! Stupid Doctor! If you hadn’t of went off and killed all of the Daleks, Rose could’ve came back with the real 10! Darn you 10 II! Darn you!

5. (this is the question that got me thinking about a survey) What Doctor/companion would you rather see sing…

Pop? 11. But, it couldn’t be like the Barbie song or Taylor Swift. It’d have to be slow pop, like Faster by Matt (woah… didn’t plan that, I swear) Nathanson or If I Die Young by the Band Perry (or is that song considered country. Sounds pop-ish to me). If he did really upbeat pop, I could never look at him the same way again.

Country? I bet no one was expecting this one, but I’d have to say Jack Harkness. I mean, either this, or blues (although, I bet he could work a fedora and sunglasses…).

(yes, I’m going here) Rap? Tough one, but I had to put it. I really do think that Rory could do rap. And now I hear the flies landing in my audience’s mouths. But I think Rory could pull it off as a serious rapper. I don’t know what he’d rap about, but, I’d take him more seriously than anyone else. Then again, Amy could be kinda like a Ke$ha, but I won’t go into that…

Rock? No, I’m not talking whatever we call rock today. I’m talking ACDC, KISS rock. I’m talking Alice friggin Cooper. And you know, now as I say that, I have no idea who would be good at that.

6. Who would you like to spend a day with? Just one day, mind you people.
RIVER! Like I said before, spending some time with her would make a totally kickass day. I bet we’d just shoot stuff, hehe…

7. Let’s play a game of fuc% kill marry…
Jack, Rory, 10, respectively. I mean, come on, there’s no question on Jack. Then with Rory, well, I just love him to pieces, but, out of all the people I could think of, he’s the one I’d have to kill. Then 10, well, come on, he’s just a sweetheart!

8. Who would your close circle of friends approve of the most?
Well, if we went in one direction, I’d have to say Jack. Really though, because he’s hot and ‘omnisexual’ (yeah, me and my friends are just attracted to that for some reason). But if we went on just pure… I dunno, regular approval, I’d say River. We all love kickassness, and well, I think anything here that has to do with her is just that.

9. (insert food), a/an (insert non-Doctor Who show/movie) marathon, and (insert character) makes the (adjective) day.
Oreos, a Harry Potter marathon, and 10 makes the extremely perfect day. Harry and 10, well, that just makes sense, and I just love those movies. Oreos because, pear hater or not, everyone loves Oreos.

10. You would most likely read a book by…
Rory. Auto-biography or sci-fi (which I bet he’d be real good at), or really anything, he’d probably make it good.

11. If these people were real, who would you most likely meet in your life?
I’d probably meet Martha, if anyone. Firstly, she’s in the US, which makes it more probable for me, and my stepdad works for the government, so, you never know…

12. And now, the most important question, who would you rather teach you how to fly the TARDIS: 11 (or any Doctor) or River?
11! I, for one, love the sound of the brakes on. It’s a wonderful, wonderful sound. Besides, I think it’s more fun to be thrashed around than to just stay still.

The Doctor Who Discussion With My New Floridian Friend

Well, in the past few weeks, we have a new kid from Florida. I was talking to one of my friends (who knows nothing about Doctor Who, but not many people watch it where I live) about some Doctor Who stuff, and the new guy heard me say 'Doctor.' He must've thought I was actually talking about a lowercase doctor, so he asked...

Friend: Doctor who?

Me: Yea!

Friend: Huh?

Me: Yea!

Friend: No, like, Doctor who?

Me: Exactly!

Friend: What?

Me: No, Who! You know, right?

Friend: No...

Me: Oh, well... Well, there's this guy called the Doctor, and...

Friend: Doctor who?

Me: That's what I'm trying to explain. Anyway, the Doctor, well... how do I explain this...?

Friend: What?

Me: No, who. Ugh... anyway, his name is just the Doctor. That's it.

Friend: But what's after that?

Me: Nothing! It's just the Doctor! No one knows the rest! Whenever he introduces himself as the Doctor, and people ask 'Doctor Who?' and that's the point. No one knows. It's just the Doctor. The who is just for the show title.

Friend: (kind of shrinks back in his chair a little) Okaaaaaaaaaay...

Now, I swear this is all true. It kind of sounds like a 'Who's on First' type of thing, but it's almost word for word of what happened. The really weird thing is, his name's Craig. Not Owens. Then that'd just be plain creepy. But, in short, my new friend Craig knows nothing of the Doctor.

For any Whovians, have you ever wondered how invasions to a certain area happens? Like, if Daleks are headed for America, how do they get there? I mean, the Earth is constantly spinning, and very quickly at that. So, how do they do it? C&P if you agree

If you actually learned right after C&P-ing the above how that would be possible. C&P

Another thing, don't you think a human would feel pretty dizzy after holding the Doctor's hand? In 'Rose,' he said he could feel the planet's movements, and Rose felt them too. I don't know about some, but I know I sure would feel dizzy. Planets constantly moving and whatnot...

C&P if your friends always say 'RETARDIS' instead of TARDIS, when they know perfectly well (after all of your ranting) that it is indeed the TARDIS.

For all of the Yahoo! users out there (which I don't own, btw): If you think there should be a 'Doctor Who' category for your avatar (including bowties, fezes, stetsons[all that cool stuff, a TARDIS, and a screwdriver, heck, maybe even a companion!), COPY AND PASTE!

You've had 'Reid Moments' instead of blonde moments. C&P Baby! C&P!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

ABOUT YOU…

Full name? Savannah. Yes I have a middle and last name but you don't really need to know it, now do you?
Nicknames: Don’t really use it anymore, friend-wise. Paw-Paw wise, Bush.
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? 2 (dudes, numbered candles)
Date that you regularly blow them out? About that month around that day…
Pets? 3 1/2. A mutt(corgi/beagle), a chihuahua demon, a cutesey little old english bulldog, and an outside mutt that seems to be everyones dog.
Height? 5’2 ½” shorty…
Eye color? Grey, sometimes grey-blue in the morning or at night
Hair color? Brown
Piercing(s)? Nope

You know you're addicted to Doctor Who when...

You think fezzes, bowties, bunkbeds, and stetsons are cool (Truthfully, I always thought they were awesome, but now they're cooler and addictive)

You are suddenly scared of statues of angels (Yeppers. Completely creepy)

You count the days until the new episode (Yups!)

When someone is copying another person you freak out and run away (not really, because it was just on the one planet, but may I should...)

You try to learn Gallifreyan (no, not yet)

You be Doctor Who characters for Halloween (I wanted to be for homecoming week, but I had no bowtie)

If your not British you wish you were (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)

When you see weight loss medicine you think, 'this has adipose all over it' (Yup. Never trusted those things anyway)

You get freaked out when someone says exterminate (Nah, I think Daleks are the cutest things!)

or delete (Yeah, a bit of a jump, like "What?!" then go on)

When you see twins you think,'which one's the Ganger' (well, never knew any identical twins. I know twins tho... not gangery though...)

You try to find Torchwood on google maps (no comment... stupid government...)

You try to build a K-9 (no, I have yet to see K-9, but I shall soon...)

When someone says, 'awkward silence' you start laughing (I don't think I know that reference yet...)

You have fights with your friends over which Doctor/companion was better (Nope... only two of my friends watch, and they're not as obsessed as I am)

Your new favorite color is TARDIS blue (Well, I've always loved, TARDIS just makes it better)

Whenever someone says Doctor you say, 'Who!' or 'where are the aliens' (Well, the Doctor thing, yeah...)

When you hear the name John Smith you think, ‘OMG! IT’S THE DOCTOR’ (Mhm... any NCIS-ers know what I'm talking about?)

You wish you had a swimming pool in the library (Yup... but we don't even have a pool at our school)

You have a whole wall covered in posters of the Doctor and his companions. (No, I don't like posters... they stare... I don't like things staring at me, especially in my sleep)

When you see someone who was on Doctor Who, (say Catherine Tate), in another movie, (say Gulliver’s Travels), when everyone thinks of that character (Say, Queen Isabelle) you think of who they played on Doctor Who (Say, Donna Noble) (Okay, I didn't know the Catherine Tate thing, but I did with John Barrowman... heheheheheh... say... Desperate Housewives...)

You think Apples are disgusting (no, still like them... 11 is friggin picky, but, whatevs...)

You hate yogurt (above)

Bacon is bad (NEVAH! LOVE IT TIL I DIE!)

Beans are evil! Bad, bad, beans (ehh, some are...)

You throw bread and butter out the door and shout "And stay out!" (that what just kind of weird. I love toast...)

You stop eating carrots, and whenever someone offers them you go "Carrots? Are you insane?" (I'm part rabbit, can't hate them)

You try fish fingers and custard (I want to. A friend of mine did [same one as above] and he said it was good)

You suddenly LOVE bananas (Always loved them, but now I love them more)

you suddenly hate pears (Still like them)

You only read Doctor Who fanfictions (Well, if all my other shows are off at the time, yes, but, either way, majorly DW)

You make all your: Sims, Mii's, Sackpeople, and other videogame characters Doctor Who characters (stolen, will promptly do, what's a sackperson, and no)

You listen to Chameleon Circuit every chance you get (no...)

You memorize Rose's 'I am the Bad Wolf' speech (no, but I should. The only thing I remember is 'I bring life...')

You plan your life around when the new episode is (Yeah, and if it's unplannable, DVR)

You wish you were ginger (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

You love fezzes (mhm... at my state fair, theres always shrine people, and I was very tempted to ask them for a fez)

And bowties (Yuppers... the young version of my Paw-Paw was awesome)

And stetsons for that matter (dude, I live in the middle of nowhere, and love DW, of course!)

You and your who obsessed buddies constantly have fanwars over who's the best companion/Doctor (only two other DW watchers... not obsessed)

You wish you could say Allons-y Alonso (huh? I get Allons-y, but what?)

You cry when the companions leave, because it means the Doctor will be lonely again (Mhm. And I'll cry when 11 dies. Like I did when TARDIS/Idris died...)

You wish BBC would sell more DW stuff on BBCAmerica(dot)com (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

You decide that other sci-fi shows (coughcoughStargatecoughcough) are horribly inaccurate becuse they all speak the same language without the use of a translator matrix (you got that right! I only give Star Trek the excuse because it's old... then again, so is DW)

You constantly, legitly, totally asleep dream about the Doctor, or the TARDIS, or something of that nature (Yeah... had one with my teacher in it... she watches DW too... she fainted, ha)

You smile and nod as you read this (Yes.)

You add more things to this list (Will do.)

You copy and paste this to your profile (As you can see...)

You say vampires, I say Timelords!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say David Tennant!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Rose and Ten!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Doctor!
You say Bella, I say Rose!
You say Jacob, I say Jack!
You say Forks, I say TARDIS!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS! DOCTOR WHO PWNZ! DOCTOR WHO KICKS TWILIGHTS BUTT INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!

Things to Wonder About If You're Not British

Do British people wear socks? (IDK, they just don't seems like they wear socks to me...)
What does bloody mean? (Seriously, you don't know how many people I've asked...)
We usually don't catch British references in shows/Tv/ect, so is it the same for them with American stuff?
Why don't British people sing with a British accent?
Is the British economy doing okay?
Do British school lunches suck?
Do British people keep ferrets for pets?
What about Capybaras? (I really, really, really want one!)
What happens in British sitcoms?
Do British people have to get revived a lot (or just accident prone)? (Valid question people! All the times that Rory has died...)
Who has more slang: Americans or Brits?
What do British people think we smell like? (According to my French teacher, French people think we smell like butter...)
What fo British people smell like? (In retort to the question above...)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

(Now no one wants to do that!)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is a pedofile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob Black is a pedofile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize i spelled pedofile (pedophile) wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Disney gave you unrealistic expectations about hair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever called one of your friends Mom on accident, copy and paste this on your profile. Who said it was an accident?

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

A university professor challenged his students with this question: "Did God create everything that exists?"'

A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"

"God created everything?" the professor asked.

"Yes, sir," the student replied.

The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"

"Of course," replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"

"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.

The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."

The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"

The professor responded, "Of course it does."

The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir; darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"

Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down totally deflated.

The young man's name -- Albert Einstein

- Poke me. I dare you.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLEY FAIRY BASTARD! "

- If a robot does the robot, would it still be called the robot, or just dancing?

- Drink coffee; do dumb things faster with more energy

- I can't brain today. I have the dumb

- To err is human. To arr is pirate.

- Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat yours

- I have not yet begun to pracrastinate

If you think these copy-paste things are pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile!

This is so true sadly:

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

If you always have more than one tab open when on the computer, copy and paste

If you've ever had a dream and forgotten what it was about before the dream even ended, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
(ALL the time...)

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your face off.

- Dude... we need our own reality show.

- Anyone ever notice that "studying" is "student" and "dying" put together?

- Beer; now cheaper than gas. Drink... don't drive.

- My whole problem is my lips move when I think

- I am fluent in sarcasm

- I trust you've thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.

- We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.

- I would waste litres of my precious and expensive gas just to visit you.

- You run over one person with your car -and its not even one of the popular ones- and everybody gets on your case!

- Yeah, okay, yes, yeah, yeah, okay, yes, I know, okay, yeah, BYE MOM!

- Dora the explorer is soooo an illegal immigrant.

- F.I.N.A.L.S: (F#ck I Never Actually Learned This Sh*t!)

- I don't care if you're a gangsta, pull up your pants please

- When I was your age, pluto was a planet

- I don't smoke. There are way cooler ways to die.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't run in school- gliding is more fun!

- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

- No I am not wierd... just plotting

- If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms

- You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

- If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course

- I intend to live forever... so far so good

- Will there be boys there? No mom, its a nun club

- So what's the speed of dark?

- I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep

- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight

- Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

- Textually active

- Life is like a box of chocolates- it never lasts

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

- Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. Crazy is when you start a story around your lunch table about a bald cat with a long yellow nail and a break dancing bunny with a back up dancer girl friend and then insist that they’re real and living under your bed.Crazy is when you've done too much shit to even remember what the craziest is, such as: several things from above, playing with the fat on your dog's face, kicking someone from behind that you thought was a parent or friend, and it turned out to be a complete stranger, and even weirder crap.If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

- Don't call me emo, or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain. And then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

- Your wierdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- Tell the truth and run.

- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures?

- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

- Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him, infont of all his friends, and say 'it's because your gay, isnt it?'

- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'

Post this if you found Maximum Ride: Angel Experiment on one day and the next day you absolutely needed the rest of the series

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

- hey... hey... sup?... nm, u?... nm... end of convo.

If you don't get why some people take showers/baths in the morning because they are just going to get dirty again, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

- Genius by birth, slacker by nature

- Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me.

- Things to do today: 1. get up, 2. survive, 3. go back to bed

- I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face.

- The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but its still on the list.

- Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us?

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If seeing Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are mad and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and the Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.

- Closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths.

- Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

- Cute but psycho- things even out.

- Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

- I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

- I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

- I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- 'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?

- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

- When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

- Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

- Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.

- The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot/should not do.

- It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

- The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.

- Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really really scary. Whose name, and/or species you can't remember

- Dear Santa, I can explain...

- When nothing goes right, go left.

- I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I can.

- I'm not deaf, I'm just ignoring you.

- Procrastinators unite! ...tomorrow

- Would you like a side of epic to go with that fail?

- Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

- It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

- Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

- Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself!

- Thank you captain obvious

- hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...no

- I can only please one person a day. Today isn't your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

If you are one of the talented people who have the skill and unbelievable coordination to fall up stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile. (not anymore... I have the secret to always high-fiving...)

If ever you have spent a day looking for a particular word, and when someone mentions it you dramatically slap your forehead and yell "OOOHHH!! That's the word I was looking for!”, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile

- To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid

- Don't even try to outwierd me

And then Buffy staked Edward. The end.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

- Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply is one.

- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest damn thing you can do.

- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

- Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this to your profile.

- If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! unBold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had
everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Month One.
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
Is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.
You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with you even though
You can't hear me.

Month Four.
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
But I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
And stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six.
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven.
Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every abortion is just...
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part
to end it.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effect, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.”

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt)

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

Write down ten random characters. OCs allowed!
(btw, I'm going to change mine every once in a while, because keeping it the same is just so boring! I’m also making myself older, ‘cuz I’m kinda young, and some of these questions are… weird… for a kinda young person)

1. Doctor (10, Doctor Who)
2. James Wilson (House M.D.)
3. Katniss Everdeen (Hunger Games)
4. Capricorn Smith (OC, Doctor Who/Torchwood, Yet to Be Introduced [so, some spoilers! ;)])
5. Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory)
6. Haymitch Abernathy (Hunger Games)
7. Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)
8. Jack Harkness (Torchwood/Doctor Who)
9. Abby Scuito (NCIS)
10. Napoleon Smith (OC, Doctor Who/Torchwood, YtBA)

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if:

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Yay! Doctor! Where are we going? Or is it aliens?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: Ah! Good God Katniss! I’m not a tribute, you’re not a designer, leave!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: But, you don’t cook… oh God, whatever bug-infested food it is, keep it away!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: What? I’m not doing anything. Knife people. Knife.

Haymitch: (growls in sleep)

Me: Ah!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Oh… I’m sorry, but I gotta ask, did you die of something genetic? Just curious, y’know?

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: (sees him walk out of the hospital, perfectly fine) Omigod, Jack! What happened?

Jack (Skellington): Um… nothing…

Me: Not you! The one with flesh! No offense!

Jack (S): None taken.

Jack (Harkness): I’m immortal, so…

Me: Oh, yeah. Forgot.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: lalalalalalalala not listening… Abby wouldn’t do that…. Lalalalalala….

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Napoleon.

Napoleon: *silence*

Me: Napoleon.

Napoleon:

Me: Look dude, I, well, technically speaking, brought you into this world, and I can make you into a girl.

Napoleon: *some type of wince thing*

Me: I can go get your dad. Luckily, I put him in this 10 person collaboration…

Napoleon:

Me: I’ll go get your sister.

Napoleon: Alright! I’m talking!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Me: He’ll sonic the psycho/sociopathic-ness out of their brains! Right, Doc?

10: *taking a look around the dark shed we’re in* Hmm? Oh, no, probably wouldn’t go that far. Then again, might have to… couldn’t just drop them off on another planet, now could I?

Me: Couldn’t you?

10: No.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: *moaning in severe pain*

Wilson: *doing doctor-y things*

Me: Ow! Wilson, what the crap? You’re a doctor!

Wilson: I’m an oncologist. I usually don’t sit around and set breaks a lot!

Me: *mocking until…* Ow!

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: Shower curtain. Oh, ha, very funny. It’s just because you’re older, isn’t it?

Katniss: And the fact I could’ve survived without seeing…

Me: Okay! That’s enough! Thank you!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Capricorn: *shoots open window* Jump for it!

Me: Dude! We’re three stories up!

Capricorn: And?

Me: Okay, not all of us can rege… Ah! *lands, unharmed after being pushed* What was that for?!

Capricorn: So you’d shut up and get out. Now, duck! *jumps*

5 sees you about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Sheldon: Oh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

Me: What?

Sheldon: Well, you’re about to bump into that man in the trench coat.

Me: *subconsciously backs up from weirdness* Who, the Doct- *bump, turn around* Oh, sorry Do… oh, crap. Sorry Jack. *blush*

You're about to marry number 3. What's 1's reaction:

Me: The government’s making us do it!

Katniss: We swear!

10: Oh, it doesn’t really matter. To each their own, I suppose.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Jack (S): *sneaking in dude’s room, then scares the living daylights (and some other stuff) out of him*

Me: *laughing insanely* Oh… oh my God! Thanks for letting me watch this!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Abby: *screaming at the top of her lungs* Come on Savannah! You can make this! Come on!

Me: *plugging ears* Gah! Abby! I’m right here! It’s just the Social Studies fair!

Abby: Nothing wrong with some encouragement.

Me: True, but how about something quieter?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Me: Ah! Omigod! Hahahahaha! So… so friggin’ hilarious… hahaha!

Napoleon: *doing something complicated and Torchwood-y* *sigh* Will you please shut up?

Me: *continuing to laugh*

Napoleon: I can get Capricorn…

Me: *still laughing* I made her, I can write stuff out.

Napoleon: *sigh*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Hello, people? Time travel?

10: Yes.

Me: Alien?

10: Yeah.

Me: Cute?

10: Of cour… what?

Me: Do I really have to spell it out?

10: Yeah, preferably. Cute?!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Me: Again, government. We swear. Besides, Peeta’s your boy. Heh.

Katniss: Shut up.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Sheldon: Oh my… oh, oh no. Definitely not.

Capricorn: Nah. Not my type, anyway. *winks toward Jack (H)*

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: *fish mouthing* W-what? I read that right, right? I mean, I dunno, I never imagined him bad-looking… but… oh God! My skull!

all other characters stare at Haymitch*

Haymitch: What? I didn’t do a thing, I swear. *drink*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: *hmmmm… Why is he staring at me? Hmmm… maybe it’s a skeleton thing…*

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Oh, don’t worry dude. Once I get to writing, you won’t have to worry about a thing. Jack? Jack? Oh, God, he died again!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Umm… Abby, I’m flattered, but, I don’t roll that way.

Abby: What?

Me: The e-mail?

Abby: Oh no…

McGee: Abby, why did you send me pictures of some guy named Jack..?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: Aw… father son-ness! What? Kissing doesn’t always mean a good snog!

Napoleon: What do you mean father?

Me: Oh, crap, you don’t know this one, do you? Wrong face, my bad.

Would 2 trust 5?

Wilson and Sheldon are staring each other down*

Me: *documentary voice* And now, we see the shelondonus coopars and the jimmiston wilsonion, observing each other quite closely. Let’s, ourselves, observe the outcome…

Sheldon: Hmm…

Wilson: Hmm…

Sheldon: Oncologist, correct?

Wilson: Yeah…

Sheldon: An acquaintance of mine, Amy Farah Faller, is having some problems with a monkey…

Me: *still in documentary voice* And we see the separate species have befriended one another…

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Capricorn: *poke* Nap-o-le-oooooon… I’m bored…

Napoleon: Cap, we’re not six. Besides, how did this even happen..?

Me: Hmm? *looks up at list* Oh… didn’t plan that, I swear. Really, twins, never keep them apart…

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Me: Oh God… skipping the question… seriously afraid if the outcome… *begins walking away slowly, then runs*

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Me: Well, if they didn’t argue or anything… squirrel! Love it! Tastes like friggin’ chicken! Maybe a groosling, I wouldn’t really know.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Abby: *looks at Jack (S) like a five year old on Christmas* Oooh! To autopsy!

Jack (S): What?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Me: Dude, what hair is there to cut? It’s Sheldon. Probably wouldn’t let anyone come at him with a sharp implement in his sleep. Hmm… in his sleep…

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Abby: *bites lip* Mmm… uh… Savannah, a little help..?

Me: Nah dude, you’re screwed. I’ve just to Maysilie Donner. No idea what she looks like.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Me: Aww! Maybe I can finally figure out his future love! Already have his sister’s!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Me: Okay, that’s not fatherly son-ness. I don’t know what that is.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Abby: Uh… what?

Me: Looks at text… Hmm… I don’t know. I think that’s sex talk in doctor.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Me: I- I don’t wanna know… I’m scared…

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: Does it looks like he gives a crap?

Haymitch: *snore*

Me: Ah! Knife!

7 won the lottery?

Jack (S): What’s this?

Me: Oh God…

8 had quite a big secret?

Jack (H): Other than being immortal?

Me: Yeah.

Jack: Face of Boe?

Me: Still…

Jack: Omnisexual?

Me: You have nothing dude. You’re basically secret-less… that is, unless I write something in…

Jack: What?

Me: Oh, nothing… heheh…

9 became a singer?

Me: She sings awesomely people! ‘Fear’, look it up!

10 got a daughter?

Me: Still unknown… wait, Capricorn’s coming!

Capricorn: He’s about to if his niece doesn’t shut up!

Me: Ah! Wait! Too far in the future!

What would 1 think of 2?

Me: Doctor, meet…. Another, lower case doctor…

How would 3 greet 4?

Katniss: Hey.

Capricorn: Hey.

Me: Anti-climatic.

Capricorn: And?

What would 8 envy about 5?

Chance to die. I don’t know. Other than that, not much, if anything.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Sheldon: Dream? DREAM? More of a nightmare if you ask me!

Haymitch: *laughs*

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Um… um… I don’t know… males?

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Again…. Don’t know…. This collaboration is hard…

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Abby: Omigosh, he’s sososo cute! Hot! Cutely hot!

Me: Well, that wasn’t too hard…

How do you feel right now?

Me: So happy this is over with? What about you all?

everyone gives me different levels of whining about being tampered with in some way*

Me: Well, God forbid I have a little fun with you people!

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

-Maximum Ride said: "Personally THE best poem I have ever written."

Here is the BEST POEM EVER:

White is the colour of little bunnies with pink noses.

White is the colour of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.

White is the colour of soft serve ice cream in a cone.

White is the colour of angels wings and Angel's wings.

White is the colour of brand new ankle socks fresh out of the bag.

White is the colour of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels

White is the colour of every last freaking dang thing you see for endless miles and MILES if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness- Wonder Bread, someone's underwear, teeth, you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

- "Latte" is italian for "you paid too much for that coffee"

- The police never think it's as funny as you do

- I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

- Why yes, I do spontaneously break out in ninja moves

- Hey you. Yeah, you. No, not you... the other guy. You right there! Yes you. Do you like tacos?

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I survived Y2K, 9/11, mad cow disease, bird flu and swine flu. 2012, bring it on.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you'll be right.
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it's still there?
Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people. (LtCG! Whoo! Git 'er dooooone!)
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why is a package transported in a car called shipment, but on a ship it's called cargo?
Why Didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out."
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of Coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

- Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

- Success is a relative term. It attracts all the relatives.

- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

- 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk?

- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?

- Reality has no background music... so I make my own

- I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

- Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes

- Whatever tickles your pickle

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.
-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. (underlined because it is SO TRUE)

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

- You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my ass. I cant.

- I can resist anything but temptation.

- Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

- All those who have telekenesis, raise my hand.

If you got through every word of this pointless profile, PM me! I wanna hear from this brave soul!

And always, ALWAYS remeber: We have Steve!!!!!!!!!!! ;)