Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.
im not exactly sure what im ment to write here becuase other ppl just rabbit on about the pet bunny tibbles ( lol get it ? "rabbit" you see becuase i siad...oh just forget it)
we'll im not going to tell you what i look like becuase this is fanfic NOT a dating service ! yes im talking to you creepy guy from alaska!
so anyway since you judge on writing and not on looks you shouldnt care if i am bald , fat and have a multicolored gottee (wich by the way would be no mean feat)
I will tell you this tho , i am of the female variety. or atleast i think so...
i wonder were they got that saying "no mean feat" , i mean does anyone have mean feet? apart from me ofcourse?
foot- im not mean! your just an incompetent writer with a mental foot fetish
me- ah but with out my fetishes you wouldnt be talking - tape nose knowingly-
foot- thats the point im not talking! your imagining it!
me- silly foot , thinks he's not real
foot- no i know i'm real! im just saying-
me- exactly yor saying wich can be translated to talking ! caught you in the act!
foot- but- ..you- the , i mean-
me - quite! i grow weary of your games young body part. Igor!
mishapened mansevent- yeshhhh masterr?
me- take him away... - flicks rist vianly-
foot- you cant take me away! im attached to you! this is , this is madness! NOOOOOOoooooo (screams fade away)
me- dont make me get the prodding stick!!
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