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since: 12-21-09, id: 2185851, Profile Updated: 12-23-12
country: Canada
Author has written 17 stories for Maximum Ride, Westing Game, Twilight, Yami no Matsuei, D N Angel, Wolf's Rain, Sherlock Holmes, and Death Note.

Hi :)


I have too many story ideas and too little patience to write them out. Still, I shall list them out here in the hopes of eventually getting to one. (Or, if any of these actually seem interesting and you want to use them, feel free. Just tell me so I can read it )

Rurouni Kenshin and Tsubasa Chronicles crossover: Well actually, I just want to see Kurogane and Kenshin fight (since neither of them can kill, technically, it should end up being quite interesting...)

Inuyasha and Fullmetal Alchemist crossover: Basically, what happens when FMA characters land in feudal Japan...Preferably something not Kagome-centric...I realize she's an important and flexible character, but give the others a chance in the spotlight, will you?

I can see the story now...

"'Gahh! Mustang - be useful for once and use that damn flame to get rid of some of these things!'" (Ed, getting attacked by youkai)

Oh, and:

"'That is one funny-looking chimera,' Ed scowled, crossing his arms.

Inuyasha narrowed his eyes. 'Keh! Look, I don't know what hole you crawled out of, but there are no "kemeera" here. I am a perfectly normal hanyou. Half demon, half human.'

Ed curled his lip. 'Of course you're part human. You talk, don't you? Now tell me what sick freak created you and the rest of the chimeras and we'll be on our way.'

'I wasn't "created" by anyone! And there is nothing wrong with me.'

'Yeah, sure. Pull the other one; it has bells on it. Chimera.'

'I am a hanyou. HAN. YOU.'"

Death Note: Something steampunk-ish. For some reason, I have this mental image of Mello, Near, and Matt as orphaned kids attacking L (who's an engineer) and demanding candy. Or something.


Actual court dialogue (found this online somewhere...):

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you kidding me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town, I'm going with male.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30pm.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.


I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped right into action. They rented out my room.


Happy reading!


1. A Lesson in Learning » reviews
Detectives are apt to believe that they have seen, heard, and done everything. When L is thrown into the world of a shadowy nineteenth-century London, he quickly realizes how wrong he is...
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,529 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-30-11 - Published: 6-12-11 - Complete
2. Emails to Santa » reviews
Look, I'm Santa Claus, not a therapist! I ride a sleigh around on Christmas Eve with my reindeer and give nice children presents. I don't fix your problems. And how'd you ever get my email address in the first place...?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,486 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-22-11 - Published: 12-23-10 - Daisuke N. & Dark M. - Complete
3. Just Another Open Book » reviews
A collection of stories to guard from attacks of What-Ifs, over-active imagination, hyper muses, and random thoughts in the middle of the night. All genres, all lengths, all pairings.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,506 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-25-10 - Published: 6-29-10
4. And Then There Was One reviews
A circle has no beginning - at least, none that one would remember. A circle has no end. It is made up of only a single line...there was no room in its strict path for anything, nor anyone, else...So what happened this time? Oneshot
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-10 - Kiba - Complete
5. Present Long Past reviews
Theirs was a story of love and hate, of silvered tongues and honeyed words, of darkness and death. To understand it all would be to do the impossible. But to be able to peek at what lay just below the surface, maybe, just maybe, that would be enough...
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-10 - Complete
6. Rising » reviews
Sequel to Fallen. For the Flock, everything's great. Itex is destroyed, they have a place to stay, and best of all, they have each other. Everything is great...Or is it? Because what goes up must come down, and the higher you are, the farther you'll fall. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,810 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-27-10 - Published: 5-17-10
7. Not reviews
They weren't born human. Not then, not now, not ever, no matter how much they may wish it were otherwise...Companion oneshot to Ready.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-10 - Complete
8. Ready reviews
He wasn't ready to die, not yet...He had been waiting for the quiet repose that death will grant him for so long...A short oneshot on the shinigami's deaths.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-10 - Complete
9. Fallen » reviews
Sequel to Cut...Sucide is a strange thing, with motives even harder to comprehend. In a world of deception, where not everything is what it seems to be, Fang and the Flock are determined to find the true cause of Max's death, while trying to stay alive.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,453 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 5-10-10 - Published: 1-14-10 - Complete
10. Phoenix » reviews
The School was destroyed. Itex was defeated. Half the world was gone, and all from Itex's By-Half plan. Max and the Flock search the globe for survivers to aid and protect, but how do they save others when they can no longer save themselves? DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,970 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-11-10 - Published: 12-26-09 - Max
11. Confessions » reviews
Because some secrets are meant to stay hidden. Because some letters are meant to stay unread.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-4-10 - Published: 12-30-09 - Complete
12. Memories reviews
Ever wonder why Jeb ever became a whitecoat? How he lived his life? What he thought about his choices? Take a look at Jeb's life through his eyes, and see what he did, and why he did it...Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-20-10 - Jeb B. - Complete
13. Cut reviews
'By the time you read this, it would be too late.' Warning: character death
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-4-10 - Complete
14. Gone reviews
Set near the end of New Moon. Edward thinks about his relationship with Bella and struggles with the guilt of leaving her...Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-2-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete
15. The Fourth reviews
A poem that summarizes the Westing Game story...really short.
Westing Game - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-10 - Complete
16. Opposites Attract reviews
We've all seen stories about Max. Stories about Fang. About Gazzy, Nudge, Lissa, even about Gozen. But who haven't we seen? Right, the Malamute. This is ch.29 of TFW from Akila's POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-28-09 - Akila & Total
17. Only Love reviews
Set after the kiss in TFW. Fang reflects on his feelings about Max, at 2 am, when the rain is falling. If you don't understand what i'm saying, you soon will...Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-09 - Fang & Max - Complete