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HI everyone I was 17 years old when I first read THE TWiLIGHT SAGA now I am 18!
I love fanfic and I am like the biggest fanfic fan. lol
I love EDWARD and anything to do with Edward
I also love the cullens and especially the Cullen boys.
I am not much of a writer and but i love to read
All in all I love TWILIGHT
I am soooo obsessed with vampire right now and I think it will remain like that for the rest of my life!
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1915
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it isn't even funny anymore, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a sliding glass door before, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like randomness, Copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Twilight is your anti drug, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you regularly debate over Edward's perfection, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever talked to you self, copy and paste this to your profile
If, for those people in therapy, you would suggest reading twilight, copy and paste this to your profile
If you a so obsessed with Twilight that you friends stay away to avoid the consequences, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile
If you randomly quote Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think ipods are gifts from the gods, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are on team BHE- bite her already- do the copy and paste thing.
92 percent of teenagers do drugs, If you are part of the 8 percent who do Twilight instead, copy and paste this to your profile
If you had a choice between human and vampire, and you would choose vampire, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are madly in love with a Twilight or HP character(preferably twilight) copy this on your profile
If you are alive, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you pray every night for your Edward to turn up in your life...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have AACIB disorder (Addicted To All The Cullens)...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in GOD, (which I totally do! :D), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you screamed over watching the Twilight trailers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're absoPOSIlutely in love with Edward Cullen until no other guy can even come CLOSE to him, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've screamed at someone who told you Edward was fictional, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you constantly search the roads for a silver Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you scream "EDWARD!" when you see that Volvo, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you daydream about Edward appearing in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you try to see how much you look like Bella each day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
50 Things that no twilight fangirl is ever allowed to do.
1. Talk endlessly about how cute Bella and Edward are together...
2. ...even if you think your friends cared...
3. ...because they really don't.
4. Make an 'I hate Jacob' forum.
5. Spray paint 'Twilight' on a cop car...
6. ...even if you think it's funny, the cops will not.
7. Use the phrase 'bloodsucker' in your vocabulary.
8. Pretend to have visions of the future.
9. Buy a Silver Volvo...
10. ...it doesn't matter that Edward has one.
11. Go out and see the movie 10 times just to look at Robert Pattinson.
12. Go to the forrest to try and find a meadow.
13. Push a pale person out into the sunlight to see if they glitter...
14. ...because they won't and they'll just end up mad at you.
14. Say, 'Bella Swan' when asked what your name is.
15. Ask random people how long they've been seventeen.
16. Stalk Robert Pattinson.
17. Ask your boyfriend to pretend to be a vampire...
18. ...because chances are he won't want to stand in the snow for five minutes just to get icy skin
19. Call your boyfriend Edward.
20. Look at a magazine and just assume everyone is a vampire because they're all so pretty...
21. ...it's called photoshop.
22. Log on to a fansite and post countless pictures of the Cullen boys...
23. ...even though everyone else is already doing it.
24. Go by the username, 'EDWARDROCKSMIIIISOXCUZHESOSSSSSEEEEEEXXXYYYYYYY' ...
25. ...even if it's true.
26. Go to Forks, Washington.
27. Instantly assume that if someone isn't eating, they're a vampire
28. Try to see if you can go without breathing...
29. ...because you can't.
30. Write your name and any of the Cullen boys name with a heart around it...
31. ...especially on homework...
32. ...your teachers won't find it funny.
33. Whine about how the movie left out so many things from the book...
34. ...your parents really don't care.
35. Try to convince Harry Potter lovers that Twilight is better...
36. ...you will get hurt.
37. Cut yourself then taste the blood just to see how it tastes...
38. ...it doesn't matter that you were just curious. You'll end up in the hospital mental ward.
39. Anytime you see a hot doctor, call him Carlisle...
40. ...he won't think it's funny.
41. Try to read people's thoughts.
42. Sit next to the angsty boy in biology class in hopes that he'll end up being in love with you.
43. Think about Twilight any time you see an apple.
44. Try to go a week without sleeping...
45. ...it won't end well.
46. Drive 50 miles over the speed limit...
47. ...chances are, your neighborhood cops will notice
48. Ask anyone you know that's pale to bite you.
49. Name your twins 'Edward and Bella'...
50. ...when they learn why you gave them those names, they won't be happy.
Thanks, Stephenie- now I’ll never find a man!
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have every lost a computer game at level one, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile
Edward Cullen has the power to turn straight men gay and gay women straight!!
Edward is a perfect angel and God created angels. Since Carlise created Edward then Carlisle must be God. and Carlisle said, "There shall be Edward." and all was well.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
╔══╦══╦══╗ If you have been diagnosed
Carlisle Cullen saving lives since 1640
Jasper Whitlock the best fighter since 1861
Esme Evenson caring since 1895
Edward Anthony Masen beeing sexy since 1901
Marry Alice Brandon cute since 1901
Rosalie Lillian Hale hotter than you since 1915
Emmett Paul McCarty stronger than you since 1935
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out , black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?of red
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
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