Cute Seddie thing:

They claim they hate each other.

They bet each other.

They bug the heck out of one another.

One hurts the other physically and verbally.

The other takes the punches or tries to come up with a good come back.

One pranks the other.

The other has surprisingly succeeded in pranking the one back.

One loves food.

The other is disgusted by the one's eating habits.

One loves techy stuff.

The other messes with it to bug the one or hurts the one with it.

One's a straight A student,

The other's a straight D student.

One's a bully.

The other's a dork.

But...

One gave up a cruise for the other so they wouldn't be upset anymore.

The other defended the one when being made fun of for not having their first kiss.

Sometimes they get along.

Sometimes they share looks and smiles.

Once they shared their first kiss.

They've dated and pined after so many other people, yet are still left single.

Each want a companion.

Sometimes they do admit they care for the other.

They love one another.

Not one of them will admit, though,

But deep down they know.

I mean, how else can you say, "I hate you" with a grin plastered on your face?

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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

True Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

if you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those iCarly fan girls, paste this into your profile.

If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)

If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you throw a fit when someone says the iCarly characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the iCarly team, copy and paste this into your profile

If your mom wishes you'd never heard of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one of your favorite numbers is now 239, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them.

1. Carly

2. Sam

3.Freddie

4.Gibby

5. Valerie

6. Griffin

7. Jonah

8. Shelby

9. Missy

10. Spencer

11. Wendy

12. Melanie

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

(Griffin and Wendy) No, but that would be interesting

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

(Gibby) Not really, but he is baby cute

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

(Melanie got Shelby pregnant) Awkwardness would absolutely happen

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

(Missy) Some

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

(Sam and Griffin) hmmm, maybe

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

(Valerie/Missy or Valerie/Spencer) none, both weird

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out?

(Jonah walked into Sam and Melanie making out) weirdness

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

Freddie and Spencer are real good friends so Freddie asks Spencer for advice(didn't say they had to be in a relationship)

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

(Carly and Shelby) NO, only for gross people

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Jonah and Melanie) your sister ripped my heart out(and my underwear, LOL!!)

11) Would you consider reading a three/one fic?

NO WAY!! creddie sucks(no offense for creddiers)

12) Is anything on your favorites list about eleven?

(Wendy) i don't feel like checking, but probably not

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

(Sam and Gibby) giving Texas wedgies to a shirtless boy

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

(Shelby) uhh, fifteen?

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Carly, Griffin, Melanie)

WARNING:hot dude and screaming girls

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

(Valerie) long time ago

17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a breif unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Carly and Jonah are in a happy relationship until Missy runs off with Jonah . Carly , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Wendy and a breif unhappy affair with Melanie, then follows the wise advice of Valerie and finds true love with Sam.

18) Title/warning for the above fic?

WARNING: Very creepy relationships

19) (5) (2), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (2). (2) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (2) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Valerie, Sam, Jonah, Carly, and Freddie are playing Truth or Dare. Valerie asks Jonah , and Jonah says Truth. Valerie asks who Jonah loves, and Jonah, confessed their true love with Sam. Sam does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Freddie. Jonah is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Carly while Freddie and Sam run into the sunset together. However, Gibby is secretly in love with Carly, and become so jealous of Jonah, who, after the comfort from Carly becomes in a relationship with Carly, and so Gibby decides to murder Jonah, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Spencer and is sent to prison, allowing Carly and Jonah to continued their relationship.

awkwardly makes sense

20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above?

WARNING: SHIRTLESS ENRAGED BOY AND WEIRD COP

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite