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I'm taking a small break from at least two weeks from WRITING and READING anything. I happen to notice I spent to much time here on FF...

Content of my Profile:

1. Introducing

2. Wattpad; online FREE books reading. No really, you don't have to download ANYTHING,

3. Weekly News

4. MRT's; Memorable Random Things

5. Stories You Have To Read

6. My Work

7. Upcoming work

8. Requests

9. Poem for my Grandfather

10. The stories

1.
Hello, and welcome/welkom to my profile!
I’m RoMythe, or at least, that’s what you may call me.

I guess, since I always like to know that little bit extra about other people, I expect the same that you’d like it too. So, here’s some personal info:

-I’m 15, attend high school, and I’m Dutch.
-I have long blond hair that reaches mid back, blue grey eyes, yadda yadda. Typical Dutch, if you ask me ;P
-I love writing, an drawing as well. I’ve also got a Deviantart profile (same name), but don’t expect too much from it. I can’t draw with the computer mouse XD
Writing however, I can, and I manly write for JA (Jedi Apprentice) and SW. Though, recently I’ve found another fandom; Ranger’s apprentice.
-I read Shrek, Harry Potter and Eragon once in a while, but don’t expect me to write something ‘bout them. The Potter fever has passed on long ago.
-Since Dutch’s my native language, I still have some difficulty with grammar sometimes. But it’s far better than at the start, but forgive me if I still write things wrong.

-I really like Immediate music, Two steps from Hell, and Film music, like from the newest film Robin Hood. Brilliant movie, by the way.
My favorite actor is definitely Ewan Mc Gregor. Why? Because he’s amazing, he can act, has humor, and he can sing! I didn’t know that. Did you? :DD

Some random facts 'bout me:

- Favorite color? Tuturquoise. Love the stone as well.
-I hate spiders. Especiall those long legged ones.

-I also hate crabs, which is why I always walk veryvery carefully around the shores. I think my fears have one thing in common: Looooooong legs...

-I have a white, blue eyed cat :D that wakes me up at 7 o clock. Standard.

-I love Quest and whish to write for it. Journalist eh?
-I had never seen or read any official SW things when I started to write for that Fandom. Just based my stories on other's.
-I don't like writing stories in my own language.
-I can't handle photoshop nor paintprograms.
-Which annoys me very much.
-I really like House and Top Gear.
-I have never seen or read anything from Stephenie Meyer- well one movie with a friend.
-As soon as I figured out it was written in the I and a dramatic love story, I stopped listening to them.
-I like the SW cartoons.

My Personal Motto's are:

- Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
That's why we call it the present (From a friend)

-For everything is a reason. Just not all reason's make sense. (My own)

-Do not brag, for the opposite will happen if you do so. (My own)

-Receiving gifts is very nice. But it's nothing compared to the gift you get when you present someone else with a gift- the greatest gift is a smile and a hug of a loved one and knowing small things make a difference. (My own)

Anyway, I’ll carry on now with the rest.

2.
Wattpad.

On this amazing site, you can find and read books like Jedi Apprentice and Ranger’s apprentice for free! And no, I'm NOT an advertiser or something. I just happened to find it, and I was soooooo glad that I could finally read more!
For people who are interested:
JA’s books are all on it. The first 4 from RA are also there.

3.

Weekly news:

Today is my BIRTHDAY! Hah, finally I am 16. Took long enough ;)

Alriiiiiight FF has 'updated'and 'improved'everything here, but now they put my profile from a year ago in here! Argh...

MRT's Or Memorable Random Things:

WTF?! =>What The Force?!

Read it somewhere in a fic. Brilliant.

The Jedi Code: ( And my answers on it. Although I'm afraid the JC, as I call it, is not made for me...)

~There is no ignorance, there is knowledge ~~~~Yeah, right. The JC may tell me why i'm still at school then;'all the teachers ignore me!

~There is no passion, there is serenity~~~~The only sentence which actually fits me...

~There is no chaos, there is harmony ~~~~Oh no, where’s my diary?! And my French book? And why does the school site not work? How on Earth am I supposed to make my homework now?! O_O'

~There is no death, there is Force ~~~~For my dear grandfather, I truly hope so.

Very, funny, this one;

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile :D

Some quotes:

Everything you can imagine is real.
- Pablo Picasso

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
- Mitch Hedberg

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek

With the gift of listening comes the gift of healing.create your opportunities by asking for them.yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit.

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way.

We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.
- Frank Tibolt

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
- Stephen Colbert

We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.

Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman (attributed) The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.

Norman Ford I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Herbert Agar

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.

J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2003

We are all born with wonderful gifts. We use these gifts to express ourselves, to amuse, to strengthen, and to communicate. We begin as children to explore and develop our talents, often unaware that we are unique, that not everyone can do what we're doing!

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway

Our heroes are people and people are flawed. Don't let that taint the thing you love.

-Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else.

No idea is too crazy. Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard.

- Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.
- Stephen King

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.

E. F. Schumacher

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.

Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
- Peter de Vries

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.
- David Russell

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- W. Somerset Maugham

A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.
- Robert M. Hamilton

The most clever and funny things I've ever read. The person(s) who made this up was(were) either brilliant, or bored 'till no end.

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF . . .

You talk to yourself a lot. (And that happens far too often. But luckily only in places where nobody is, or in my head :P)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Nothing needs to be said here... )

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (...)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs . . ." (Cookies! They do wonders for you mood- and writer's block! Behold the chocchip cookies!)

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (Well, in my case, I prefer hot choc, but the sugar's a difinite one)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (Hotmail's the site where I'm the most... Then Fanfiction. How ashaming...)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Oh absolutely. I'm not an author for nothing, after all!)

You tend to correct random typos made by other people. (In my head, yes. ANd in some reviews :3 )

People think you have A.D.D., or you do have A.D.D. (Actually I'm very dreamy and very peaceful... But beware when I'm with good friends!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. (Lists! We NEED them! To keep us 'sane'!)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. ( We're all crazy. They just don't admit it that they are. But I do ;)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (At first, I never understood this one- I always had super high grades- until our teacher decided to be a spoilsport. Now everyone has decreased down to a barely 'accaptable' Though now I do understand the importance of this rule. It has to be...)

This is How you KNOW you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

1. You can quote almost all of the dialogue.

2. You can hear Wills' voice in your head.

3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Wills' voice to shut up.

4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt"

5. You want a bow and arrow set.

6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice.

7. You're reading this right now.

8. You sneak around, trying to scare people like you're a ranger.

9. You want to be a ranger.

10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!!

11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice. (I'm working on it...)

12. You think it would be fun to be Wills' apprentice.

13. Now you're sad because you aren't.

14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice.

15. Now you're grinning like a moron.

16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S! APPRENTICE!!"

17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan.

18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so.

19. You're now jumping up and down, fangirl shrieking about meeting Flanagan.

20. You're going to enter the contest.

21. You're sad because the contest is over.

22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest that's over.

23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes.

24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than do your homework.

25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than watch TV.

26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice.

27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.

30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way.

31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power.

32. You accidently called someone "Horace" yesterday.

33. If you had a munchkin cat you'd name him "Will"

34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Alyss.

35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this.

36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie.

37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater.

38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl.

39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film.

40. You know it's the truth.

41. One of the reasons that you can't wait to see the film is so you can go fangirl and scream at your friends about how cute Will is.

42. He really is adorable.

43. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already.

44. They really really want you to.

45. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters.

46. You just hit copy.

47. Don't lie, you know you did.

48. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again.

49. You even know the names of the background characters.

50. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do.

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "You're not old enough to think."

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough."

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You'll die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

Greybeard Halt

"Greybeard Halt is a friend of mine.

He lives on Redmont's hill.

Greybeard Halt never took a bath.

And they say he never will.

Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt,

Fare thee well I say.

Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt,

I'll see you on your way."

Copy and paste 'Greybeard Halt' on your profile if your an absolute Ranger's Apprentice fan!

5.

STORIES YOU HAVE TO READ! (If you have the same interests then. ;D)

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE: Shadows of the Future, stormqueen873

This is the most amazing story I've ever read, I just finished it. For every Star Wars geek who hasn't read it; DO IT! NOW!

It's all about Obi-Wan, he goes back in time, to change the future. It has almost !2000 reviews! O_O'

As you most likely already know, I have a lot of favorite stories. Not only because I like them, but also for inspiration. But these are the ones I read very often. I advise you to check them out, and by each story I say what genre it is and why I like them

1-Draigonslayer / Not A Pointless Little HurtComfortFic- Syntyche Sad/Hurt/Comfort/ father/Son ~~~Why? Because it's very emotional, And very original. It's my absolute favorite. Tears guaranteed.

2-Would you like to buy a flower? - Erika - Sad/Friendship ~~~~Why? First Story I've ever read. And one of the best too. Makes you feel warm inside.

3-Attraction - Archaeologist - Humor/ Friendship/ Obi- Angst ~~Why? Qui kissing hundreds of woman, and not remembering anything. Embarassed Obi. Too cute.

4-Child of darkness - Gandalf 3213 Serious/Humor/Father-son relationship~~ Why? Because it's original; Obi's blind. Follows the whole timeline; 12- 25 years old.

5-His eyes were like the sea - LOTHRfaith Sad/Drama ~~Why? It's so sad. Obi doesn't make it after Melida Daan.

6-The Windmills of your mind - Roz Drama/Sad ~~Why? Because, just because. Obi loses his mind. That's why.

7-Pushing Limits - ZoeSkywalker11 Genral/Sad/Drama ~~Why? A. a classic story. Obi pushes his limits to make Qui proud. But at what price? (Has a Sequel now!)

8-A naked Padawan - Geri K – Humor~~~~ Why? Obi-Wan. Naked. Females. Is that enough?

9-Individuality: All together now - Valairy Scott - Humor ~~~~Why? Because it's too good. Obi-Wan has a very original methode of individuality. His Master follows. And Yoda's da Boss!

10-Invasion of the Fluffballs - Laura of Maychoria - Humor/cute ~~~~Why? Because I love cats! And Obi-Wan does too- at least, in the middle.

Extra: those two stories always give me a good laugh, and at times, I read them again.

1. Pure Randomness, but 50 ways to annoy Darth Vader - Jedi Squirrel - Humor guaranteed- lots and lots of laughing! Too funny!

2. Tahl's Talk - Sithstrukk - Humor For Tahl-lovers, like me! is in progress, but already very long!

6.
My Work:

I have many stories her on FF, and even more in a book at home. Many are done. Still, these are the ones that I have finsished yet

Everything is finished, except for these stories:

-Deathly Decision: In progress. Busy with writing the last chapters.
-Horroscope of Horror: On hiatus. Was a good story when I started with FF. Now, the grammar and plot irritate me both to no end. Maybe someday I’ll do it all over again.
-Master Poems: Consider it finished, unless you have a request for a certain master; see point 8 for requests.
-It was Raining: Also in Progress, will write a new chapter in some weeks.

7.
Upcoming work:

I’ve got many ideas, and luckily, most of them I have already written down in my Note Book, or it’s on my desktop. Some things have no plots yet, and some things have. All I know I first want to finish my stories here before I start again.

8.
Requests:

Next to stories, I also write poems. Like my collection ‘Master Poems.’
Currently, I have no Master left I want to describe in poem style. But if you’d like to see your favorite master there, just ask me in a private message, or by reviewing. If I have enough time, I’ll certainly do it.
Any other idea for a poem are also welcome.
Stories, however is different story ;) . I don’t write those on a request, unless it’s a Birthday Request. Then I’ll do it.

Writing Style: I like to write humorous poems, yet with a serious or even depressing note to it.

9.
Poem for my Grandfather.

My dear Grandfather has passed on this year. Who knows where he is now, but what I do know is that I’ll miss them. I wrote this very long poem for him.

Remembering you

I hope I will remember you the way you are, the way you were

It happened so fast, it was one huge blur

A year ago you were okay and whole

But now the cancer and medication finally took its toll

It seemed a lifetime ago, yet it is not

The ghost of emptiness has worked its way in, and found your weak spot

Now you’re replaced by its shell, not anymore the one I knew

It was too much pressure, too strong for even you

You had your times, although in the end your fight was brave

Your time has come, suddenly so quick and fast

Like a tree in the autumn with leaf cast

Now I know, you’re rid of the pain and somewhere save

Somewhere I don’t know, somewhere I can’t reach you any longer

It’s hard to understand, but your demise made us all stronger

I’ve never experienced something like this

At the time I was talking to you, and then I gave you’re a goodbye kiss

This is my, and our biggest loss

In our heads, you made it one large chaos

In time, I know, we’ll heal

But for now, our grief is real.

Until then, I’ll let my tears flow

Tears of grief, relief, and sorrow

Grief because I’ll never have the chance to speak to you, laugh with you, again

Relief that now your pain and suffering has stopped, and that you’re free of your chain

Sorrow because of all the mourning, loving people you’ve left behind

Yes, you left us behind, yet you’re still in my mind

I will have to accept this, how hard it will be

Nevertheless I’ll smile, since you’re free

Your time has come, ours has not

Yet in my heart, now there’s one black spot

That’s what normal people would say

But since when have I been normal?

As a matter of fact, I’ve never been formal

Because in my heard, only for you, I have a small space

It’s all yours, your own place

And in my mind, I see you, yes, you’ll always be surrounded by a brilliant hue

And with you there, I’ll always pull through

Your body is gone, now and forever

But I’ll remember you how you where: kind, loving and clever

There’s so many more what you are and what you’ve done

You where grandma’s personal sun

My father’s father, a dear friend to us all

Yes, you stand above us, broad and tall

But above this all; you where my grandfather, one to be proud of

You’ve given me so much love

And I hear your friendly and warm laugh ringing in my ears

I touch our bond we’ve build up in the years

Your jokes, your dry humor

This is something you can’t destroy, not even a tumor

I see your eyes, dark, yet never piercing but keen

And last of all, you’ll probably know what I mean;

I feel you, your strong arms embracing me in a bone-crushing hug

Once, I felt awkward in it, you’re so strong, all what came out was ‘ugh’

Now I treasure it, feel it, and laugh about it.

All these things I love about you, the things that you did

They will stay with me, always, so that I won’t forget you

I’m glad that I was able to had you for such a long time

Yes, a lot others hadn’t, yet you were all mine

I already had the lock a long time ago, now I found the key

The Key for Remembering, the Thought, and it will be everlasting in me

You are forever here, I keep the place apart

You want to know where? It’s here; right in my heart

10.
My stories:

At last, I’m finished with everything. Only one thing remains: Read and Enjoy my stories! And if you have time to review please do so. You can be sure that I’ll check out your profile and stories if I see your name.

-.RoMythe.-