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since: 12-26-09, id: 2190722, Profile Updated: 01-30-13
Author has written 5 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Tsubasa Chronicle, Death Note, and Bleach.

Meh, I'm GAMF and I like writing, boom. I have nothing to say since my life is boring.

I will offer a little guide to becoming a global person, though:

Don't whine that our society is "degrading" or "immoral." People use those words without knowing how to use them or what they mean.

Seriously, unless you have lived other people's lives, don't judge them for their actions.

Be respectful.

Don't say that something is inherently "better" than something else. Everything in the world has pros and cons.

Don't force change; as much as you may hate the bigotry towards people of different race/gender/sexual orientation/socioeconomic status/culture/etc., it is more detrimental to forcibly change something in a society, since the backlash has been proven to be worse. (That doesn't mean you should speak up, though; do encourage change).

See the world; don't pretend to be an expert after reading an article that so and so is this way until you have experienced it yourself.

There are certain people you can't deal with in a civil manner; avoid them.

There is nothing special about virginity; don't judge other people (usually girls) for their virginity or lack thereof. On the same note, there is nothing special about sex, so unless your partner is having sex with another person, don't make it a big deal. (Here's a little secret: everyone has sex.)

Above all, don't be an ass. If you think what you say might hurt/offend something, it probably will.


1. Broken Promise » reviews
In a moment of desperation, Ulquiorra locks a hollowfied Ichigo away before he is able to fulfill his self-imposed duty to protect those he cares about. Perhaps being locked away for all eternity was better than receiving the full brunt of the consequence of his inaction against Spirit King Aizen Sousuke. Post-Winter War Apocalyptic Time-Travelling AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,576 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-22-13 - Published: 8-11-12 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
2. Musing Atheist » reviews
A dead atheist finds herself thrown into a world of afterlife and gods of death and reincarnation. Laughable idea, yes, which is why assuming she is still alive she decides to win this game of determination. Soul Society never saw it coming. Includes OCs
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,492 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 3-16-13 - Published: 5-29-11 - T. Hitsugaya & Byakuya K.
3. Aventura » reviews
Boredom is deadly; so is excitement. If you think an archaeologist, desert princess, temperamental ninja, an idiotic magician, constipated man, talking bunny, and a snarky princess are boring, mix em together, see what you get. KuroFai SyaoSaku OCxOC
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,645 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-16-13 - Published: 8-5-10 - Fai & Kurogane
4. Second Chance » reviews
Twenty-four people die on the same minute and are sent to Death Note world for a game by a bored god. The prize: a second opportunity in life. The game: Kira case. Follow two sisters as they become Players and fight for a life only one can have. AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-15-11 - Published: 8-21-10 - L & Light Y.
5. Fateful Meeting » reviews
A feather scattered all the way to Tomoeda. The young Cardcaptor and her friends noticed it, but there was not much about it. It was when the feather's owner and her companions came to the quiet town when all the disasters began.
Crossover - Card Captor Sakura & Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,774 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 11-23-10 - Published: 1-26-10 - Complete