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| The Irish Cullen |
Author has written 27 stories for Twilight. I'm currently not taking requests to have my stories translated. I've said yes in the past and never heard from those people again so I' a bit uneasy about the situation. I am flattered but it's not something I'm interested in pursuing right now. Also, I get asked about beta-ing a lot and why I don't have a beta. Some of you know about my past issues with beta's, but for those of you who don't I have had issues in the past where my work as been stolen by betas or pre-readers. This is my hobby I know, but I do put a lot of time into these stories and to see a plot line that I had already begun writing yanked out from underneath me really hurt me, so I no longer trust people with my unpublished work. Sorry if that means you can't read my work, because of the mistakes. I do try, but there's always something that gets me if I'm being honest. Nobody's perfect. Thanks for understanding. About Me! I'm just someone who loves Twilight! I've been part of this site so long I feel like I'm part of the furniture at this stage. I'm strictly Edward/Bella, in my reading and writing. And I'm not strong enough for angst. You'll never find characters cheating on each other in my fics, because if they do it means they're generally finished. Edward and Bella will never cheat one another in one of my stories. I write as a hobby, a stress reliever and the most important reason... because I have a blast doing it. I love getting to know a character, moulding their personality while creating a back story that fits them. I like characters who over come obstacles. Characters with depth. I don't like stories where they meet and in one day they know they are in love UNLESS - it has to do with the mating bond. Where it is instant and intense. But in All Human stories it drives me crazy if I'm being honest. My characters tend to be extensions of my own personality or of someone who is close to me. You can find elements of me in all the stories and I feel like writing truly is a form of therapy at the best of times. So I do get upset when people criticised my characters. But I'm a big girl! I can take it (unless you're really mean, then you'll find me under my blankie with some ice cream), I do ask though if you have a criticism that you write to me with a signed in account so that I can personally address your concerns. A Rant! Is it me or is there a severe lack of female power in the Twilight fanfic fandom? I sometimes feel like Twilight fans are persecuted on the internet (what with everybody hating the books except us) and I feel like the character of Bella Swan is often judged for not being as strong as the likes of J.K Rowling;s Hermione Granger or Suzanne Collin's Katniss Everdeen, but Bella is quite strong. Alright Bella wasn't magical nor did she risk her life in some brutal games but she is a very strong woman. In a world that claims love is nothing and it wastes time over Bella fought for love and in Breaking Dawn she proved strength by acting on one of the most basic instincts, maternal ones. So yeah I'm pretty sure Bella is not spineless, so why the hell do has is translated to fanfic as her being a sniveling damsel in distress waiting for Edward (or whoever you pair her with) to come save her. I'm on a bit of a feminist kick, but not in male hating way which I think people often get confused. Believing that women have strength and power does not mean you have to hate men and the idea of falling in love. So in my writing you're going to find a Bella who does not sit and wait for Edward to save her, in keeping in line with the books my work sees Bella saving Edward more times than not. But she's not afraid to fall in love either, which I think paints a more realistic image of women in the society we live in. Okay rant over... for now :) My Stories!!!
Multi Chapters There's No Such Thing As A Hot Grandpa - COMPLETE Mix Up - COMPLETE Day to Day - COMPLETE Living Life - COMPLETE Like It's That's Easy - IN PROGRESS One shots A Place of Importance A Gift Edward's Life Past and Present Popular Just Three More Weeks Move With The Times You're Amazing Just The Way You Are Good Morning Mr. Masen I Am Not There I Do Not Sleep L'll Red Riding Hood Hippie and Stooge : A Wet and Radical Love Story Three Days and Then Forever Wake Up Soon Planning A Dream Woo The Man Mr. Incredible The Study of Living Things (now including continuation chapters!!!) Two Shots No More Tears I'm Not That Girl The Importance of Father- Son Bonding Drabbles That's A1 - IN PROGRESS (just a note of this story, it is written in the expression style of an Irish person, so spellings, expressions and mannerisms may appear wrong but actually they are right. Just wanted to make sure this wasn't causing anyone any confusion.) All story banners came be seen at my blog http://theirishcullen.blogspot.com/ Plus I'm On Facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001420057970 Oh and Twitter, I don't use it very often but I do have one if your into that sort of thing https://twitter.com/#!/TheIrishCullen If I ever make a reference to something like a movie or something incredibly random, that you want clarification on, please PM me! I love hearing from people. I'll try and make decent recommendations too if you want them! I am terrible for remembering disclaimers so I thought while I'm here I will do a general one to cover all my bases. I, The Irish Cullen, do not own any mentioned copyrighted and published characters in my stories this is for truly fictional and entertainment only no money is made (by me anyway)also I do not own any of the songs or places mentioned in my stories however plots of the stories listed above and below belong to me although are INFLUENCED by previously published novels. Plagiarism will not be tolerated by me and I would appreciate that if you should find any of my work plagirised here on this site or any other site I urge you to contact me via this website. Thank you for reading this (if you did) and enjoy reading Love The Irish Cullen. | |||||
1. Like It's That Easy » reviewsEdward's leaving in New Moon, caused a ripple effect that he never anticipated. When Alice's rushed solution sees his mate turned Edward believes he might have a second chance. Only thing is, his mate needs some convincing. New Moon Alternative. No Werewolves. All Vampire. EXB. R&R Please.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,163 - Reviews: 290 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 2-15-13 - Bella2. That's A1 » reviewsA simple bet, see who can use a 'coupla focail' to get a 'cailini' into the 'aul 'leaba', what could go wrong? Well Irish Boy Edward Masen is going to find, not just what could go wrong, but what could also go right. Not you're typical Irishward. Drabble Fic! Now complete with Bella POV Chapter. Read and Review!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 160 - Words: 89,156 - Reviews: 3013 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 8-24-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. Woo The Man reviewsBella hates Valentine's Day, but when a lack of brain function leads to her possibly missing the best thing that could ever happen to her, Bella has to scramble and put her feelings out there. My Valentine's Day One Shot. Read and review please.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 2-14-13 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. Living Life » reviewsWhen Edward fell for Bella he knew his life would change forever, watch as he navigates this life with just love and a plan. Love, laughs, a crazy cat and some unexpected twists, he's ready to live his life, are you ready to read it? Day to Day Sequel *Must read DTD first* R&RTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 197,561 - Reviews: 2116 - Updated: 1-26-13 - Published: 6-2-12 - Edward & Bella - Complete5. All I Want For Christmas reviewsThere's only one thing that Bella and Edward want for Christmas. A Baby. When the old fashioned baby making doesn't work, they take a different route to family. Will they get the Christmas present they want? Read to find out. R&R Please. EdwardXBellaTwilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 12-14-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. Mr Incredible reviewsBella married her awkward feather-headed husband right out of high school. When he needs some reassurance that she really wants to be with him, Bella pulls on her superhero suit for her Mr. Incredible. One shot BXE pairing. R&RTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,756 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 11-25-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. There's No Such Thing As A Hot Granpa » reviewsGrandpa, an old man who is two generations older than you and turns up to family events smelling of tobacco and scotch. Doesn't really describe Edward does it? It will now. Follow Edward and his fifteen year old make their way through life as patterns of family history begin to repeat themselves. REPOSTED & EDITEDTwilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 555 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 5-18-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete8. The Study of Living Things » reviews"'I wish I was DNA Helixase so I could unzip your jeans'" Biology. The study of all living things. Edward Cullen a young brilliant man, is endeavoring on a new scientific study and is sitting in on Dr. Banner's class in hopes of finding a team. He never imagined he'd find everything else he was looking for. A short story about Love and Science. Told from the 3rd person.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,190 - Reviews: 110 - Updated: 10-30-12 - Published: 8-18-12 - Edward & Bella9. Three Days and Then Forever reviewsAfter Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella goes to the Cullen house in search of something. What she finds there will change everything. One- Shot. Read and Review please. Alternative Ending to New Moon. No Jacob. Told from 3rd person.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 8-17-12 - Bella & Edward - Complete10. Day to Day » reviewsWhen Edward's older brother Emmett decides it time for Edward to come out of his OCD shell, Edward will find himself doing something he never imagined he would. Falling in love. A story about truly finding yourself and living your life for you.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 148,774 - Reviews: 2027 - Updated: 6-9-12 - Published: 8-18-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete11. Edward's Life Past and Present reviewsJust a fluffy one shot where Edward's spend the day showing his daughter the world he grew up in.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-21-11 - Edward & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete12. Wake Up Soon reviewsSome thoughts I think Edward had during Bella's change in Breaking Dawn. Some Daddyward in here too. Read and Review please.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-25-11 - Edward - Complete13. Hippie and Stooge A Wet and Radical Love Story reviewsEdward is a corporate Stooge just trying to get to work, but an Earth Saving Hippie isn't gonna let him go without a fight. 1st Place Members Choice in Nemo's Quick Fics Contest run by Ficters for Small Fries.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-11-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete14. Mix Up » reviewsWhat happens when two very busy people send two clueless people to pick up their babies from daycare? Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are in for a rough day but it may just have some nice repercussions. R&R please, includes Mom-bitchella and DaddywardTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,413 - Reviews: 1609 - Updated: 8-15-11 - Published: 4-1-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete15. L'll Red Riding Hood reviewsMy entry for the Lemonade Stand's Lyrics and Lemons One Shot contest. When Jacob reveals too much to Renesmee, Edward releases his inner monster. Post BD and based of the song L'll Red Riding Hood.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-30-11 - Bella & Edward - Complete16. I Am Not There, I Do Not Sleep reviewsEvery year he visits them where they rest, and this year is no different except for the fact that he is a new man. Inspired by 'Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep' and 'Nature's Bloom' Breaking Dawn SpoilersTwilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-5-11 - Edward & Bella - Complete17. A Gift reviewsOkay this story probably won't make sense to anybody except myself and my friend Geddy. Written in honour of the day of her birth. Rated M because well who doesn't love a bit of birthday citrus.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-19-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete18. You're Amazing Just the Way You Are reviewsEdward returns home to find his wife working out again, and decides to show her what he thinks of her. M for teasing! All human bit of fluff. R&R please. Based off the Bruno Mars song 'Just The Way You Are' I own nothing.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-28-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete19. Just Three More Weeks reviewsWith only three weeks to their wedding day, Edward and Bella take a day together to decide on what music to use at their wedding. Rated M because it's me and with subtle references to mature themes! I do not own the characters or songs featured though R&RTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-28-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete20. A Place of Importance reviewsAfter The Volturi left at the end of Breaking Dawn; Bella, Edward and Renesmee were free to be a normal family. This is my account of the day Bella and Edward bring their daughter to the place it all began. The Meadow. Written in 3rd person. please R&RTwilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-23-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete21. Move with the Times reviewsWhat if Edward met Bella when he was human but still got changed? And then she got sick? Did he really have a rebellious stage? And how will the Cullen's react to this information. Rated M because where there's Irish there is lemonsTwilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-26-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete22. Good Morning Mr Masen reviewsScorned by his cowardly-ness in highschool Mr. Edward Masen needs a do over shot. Luckily his Uncle his hiring a new junior associate huh? AH Rated M because it's me guys.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,477 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-18-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete23. No More Tears » reviewsOn the day Bella's daughter turns three, she cant help but remember her life and certain events that lead her to this day, do birthday candle wishes ever come true? One can only hope. Now includes Edward's side of that day! R&R pleaseTwilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-15-10 - Published: 6-3-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete24. I'm Not That Girl » reviewsThe tutor and her crush. Classic story right? Find out. Based on the song I'm Not That Girl from the musical Wicked. R&R please.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 4-29-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete25. The Importance of Father Son Bonding » reviewsDid you find it odd that Charlie and Edward never had a good decent talk before Charlie gave Bella away at the wedding in Breaking Dawn, any Dad I know would've wanted to know more than just the guys name. Here's my take on that.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,867 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-20-10 - Published: 7-19-10 - Edward & Charlie S. - Complete26. Popular reviewsEdward gets an Alice style make over. Inspired by the Popular from Wicked. Would recommend listening to Popular while reading... read and review please.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-27-10 - Edward & Alice - Complete27. Planning A Dream reviewsWhat's going on with Edward? He's been acting odd for a couple of weeks and on date night Bella's ex calls unexpectedly! Could this be more awkward. And why is Charlie being called in? Read and find out!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-29-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete
