Hello to all you people/computers/aliens/sentient beings!

Name: Apostrophia

Age: depends on the year

Gender: Double X chromesome

Favorites: yellow plums, summer, prosciutto and provolone, staying up late, vivid dreams, symphony, sharp pencils, and National Public Radio

Hobbies: painting/drawing, piano, reading fiction and fanfiction

Recommendations: Harry Potter, Sherlock (BBC), anything by Tamora Pierce, Bleach, Star Trek: 2009, Durarara!!, Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones, Spirited Away, Doctor Who, Top Gear, xkcd

Quotes, Funny and Thoughtful:

If I could have planned for Celty randomly appearing here, I would have dropped a meteor on your house ages ago.- Izaya to Shizuo, Durarara!!

Yami: Losing a children's card game has caused me to have an existential crisis!

Tea: I have prepared a friendship speech just for this occcation!

Yami:Nevermind I'm all better now. -Yugioh the Abridged Series

Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.-Shel Silverstein

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

"This is the perfect Mythbusters story: a hint of truth, sweet things to play with, and an excuse to do really stupid, dangerous experiments." (Exploding Jawbreakers MiniMyth)

"Listen, there's a hell of a universe next door: let's go."- E. E. Cummings

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them." - Noel Fielding

"Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street." -Sherlock

"I'm gonna need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammy Dodgers and fez!" -Doctor Who

German Officer: What are you doing here? River: Well. I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, "Gosh. The Third Reich's a bit rubbish. I think I'll kill the Führer." Who's with me? -Doctor Who, 'Let's Kill Hitler'

The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason. -John Cage

I'm a solipsistic conspiracy theorist. I'm sure I must be up to something, and I will not stop until I find out what.-xkcd: Mark

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