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since: 12-28-09, id: 2194358, Profile Updated: 11-21-12
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Author has written 47 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Twilight, Harry Potter, Lie to Me, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I changed my name and picture for a reason. One of my two favorite shows, Lie to Me* was just cancelled on May 10th. To everyone who reads this, please go to facebook and liek the Lie To Me* page and if you've actually watched the show, post a couple of protsting comments. I think that season two is availible on Netflix. Send me a PM if you do this, I'm going to dedicate a list to all of those who do right under this comment.

Hey whats up peoples! Whoever is reading this thank you very much for taking the time out of your schedules to look at this account:)

And remember: Normal is just a setting on your dryer!
You have been warned!

I read Cirque Du Freak, Pretty Little Liars, Percy Jackson, Warriors, The Hunger Games, Ranger's Apprentice; and a whole lot more that I really don't want to right down!

As far as music, Alternative rock and parody songs are awesome. "Hole in the World" by The Eagles is my fave song at the moment.

As for hobbies:Reading, writing, and random school stuff that I do with friends! :)

I love my iPod. I listen to it constantly, actually, it's kinda to the point where I don't listen to anything else tats going on in the world around me, lol. It drives people crazy, but they can get over it. Because, seripously, how depressing would the world be without music.

Here's a list of songs that go with my favorite fictional characters form different fandoms:

1) Darren Shan (CDF)-No Easy Way Out (Rocky 4)
2) Larten Crepsley (CDF)- He Lives is You (Lebo M.)
3) Nicholas Flamel (SoTINF)- Time, Time, Time (Sugarland)
4) Carlisle Cullen (Twilight) - Dr. Jones (Aqua)
5) Zoey Redbird (House of Night)- Heartbreak Warfare (John Mayer)
6) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)- He's Not One of Us (TLK)
7) Poseidon (PJO)- Who's your daddy? (Toby Keith)
8) Smits Anderson (IALS) - I'm just a kid -(IDK)
9) Fang (MR)- Sorry- (Buckcherry)
10) Desmond Tiny (CDF)-when you're Evil- (IDK)
11) Iggy (MR)- I've Never Been so Blind- (IDK)
12) Moose Flanagen (ACDMS)- Songs About Rain (Gary Allen)
13) Sherlock Holmes-(SH)- Secret Agetn Man- (IDK)

I'm one of those people who: Never listen to the whole song; always takes the risk; suffer in silence; can be happy in a bad mood; is completly random; cant stay on one subject; is obsessed with smurfs; can read for two days straight; will sing a song for hours at a time; has no patience for assholes; always puts family first; shows no emotion by choice; has a distinct personality that doesn't come out unless your worth it;

Please Pray for my Uncle, who just had a stroke! Thank you, I appreciate it!

This account has a facebook if you want to check it out:http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000643041560&ref=pymk#!/pages/CarlisleCullenIsMyHomeboy12/124729987538160?ref=ts . Check it out if you have time, it will show my update times, nad stuff like that.

The Winner of my Valentine's Day contest is Roxypony! Congrats!

In case you haven't noticed Carlisle Cullen is the greatest Twilight Character eva!! In fact the only characters I like are him, Jasper, Esme, Emmett, and Marcus:)

You know your life's insane when:
1)Your math teacher pulls a dancing hula girl out of his filing cabinet.
2) You open up a jar of Tic Tacs on the bus and someone thinks that there crack pills. Then asks if they can have some.
3) Your friend has the suspicion that the preacher at your church is gay, and asks him. In front of his wife.

Fav Couples- Oh My Geez, i could probably list a thousand, but here's my top twenty in no particualer order! I do canon pairs people, cause they are just right!

1) LartenxArra (Cirque Du Freak) (Fave Couple :)

2) FranxMax (The Nanny)

3)PercyxAnnabeth (Percy Jackson)

4)CarlislexEsme (Twilight)

5)PoseidonxSally (Percy Jackson)

6) KatnissxPeeta (The Hunger Games)

7) SamxFreddie (iCarly)

8) RemusxTonks (HP) (Second Fave)

9) BrambleclawxSquirelflight (Warriors)

10) CarmenxJason (George Lopez)

11)MoxResa (Inkheart)

12) FirestarxSandstorm (Warriors)

13) NilesxC.C. (The Nanny)

14) ShelrockxIrene (Sherlock Holmes)

15) SilenaxBeckendorf (Percy Jackson) R.I.P

16) ClarissexChris (PJO)

17) ValxFred (The Nanny)

18) RemusxTonks (Harry Potter)

19) RickxEvelyn (The Mummy)

20) JayfeatherxCinderheart (Warriors)

These are my least favorite couples along with my personal comments on each: (No offense to people who write about them)

1) LartenxDarren (CDF) And pigs flew!

2)HolmesxWatson (Sherlock Holmes) It makes about as much sense as a wolf and a turtle getting together!

3) DarrenxEvra (CDF) Flat out, N-O!

4) KurdaxGavner (CDF) He killed Gavner!

5) CarlislexBella(Twilight) It's just wrong!

6) SquirelflightxAshfur (Warriors) He's a JERK!

7) Fran and C.C. (The Nanny) Mr. Sheffield, the only guy for Fran, not C.C.!

8) StevexGannen (CDF) Gannen deserves better :( LOL

9) EdwardxJacob (Twilight) Ain't gonna happen!

10) SallyxPaul (PJO) I like Paul, but Poseidon is way better!

11) ArtemisxNico (PJO) What. The. Heck.

12) LukexAnnabeth (PJO) He's DEAD!

13) PercyxThalia (PJO) No! Just, NO!

14) VoldemortxBellatrix (HP) Well, that was akward!

15) FirestarxTigerstar (Warriors) I would eat a bowl of cockroaches if this ever happened!

16) RemusxSirius (HP) To be honest people, Remus is with Tonks, and if I see another one of these, I'll explode!

17) RemusxHermione (HP) That Is Sick!

18) FreddiexCarly (iCarly) Stay with Sam, you dumbum Fredward!

19) AroxEsme (Twilight) I actaully saw a fanfic about this, i was TO'd for a few days!

20) CarlsilexEdward (Twilight) Carlisle is with Esme, and Edward can stay happy with his clumsy love, Bella!

Random Questionairre:

1)If you had a son and daughter what would you name them?

Daniel Weston and Sarah Anne Margaret

2) If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only have one book, what would it be?

Duh, How To Build A Boat :P

3) What's your favorite subject in school?

American History Pwns!

4) If you could be friends with any celebrity, who would it be?

Charles Shaughnessy, he's awesome!

5)And Lastly, Do you see the cup as half ful or half empty?

To be honest, the cup is half empty! I'm such a pessimist

If you read it, copy and paste it on your profile and answer the questions! If you don't, Count Olaf will hunt you down!

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0 OMG, It's legless Fred!

The Cirque Du freak/ Darren Shan Saga is the greatest thing since sliced bread! So is Dean!!

List Twelve characters form your favorite fandom, any order!

1)Gavner
2)Arrow
3)Darren
4)Alice
5)Arra
6)Larten
7)Debbie
8)Kurda
9) Paris
10) Murlough
11) Vancha
12) Mr. Tiny

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Larten/Vancha No, can't say that I have!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Alice. Omg! WTF!

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

If Darren got alice pregnat, i would laugh in Vancha's face!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Paris, only a couple!

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Arrow/Vancha, o.O. Disturbed!

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Arra/Kurda or Arra/Murlough, Arra/Murlough, Kurda would be dead before the honeymoon

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

If Gavner walked in on Arra and Larten haveing sex! He would probably just leave, becasue we all know he's done it before.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Darren is confused about the fight with Murlough, did he really want him to die?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Ganver/Paris Heck. No.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

.Darren couldn't be put back together agian

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Alice to deflower Gavner. Gavner is walking alone on teh streets of a town, and alice, the police officer, abducts him! Then you know what happens...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yep. Darren the man.

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

Dear Vampire Gods! ?, I could think of nothing else for Darren.

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Barbie girl. it's kurda's song.

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Gavner/Larten/Mr. Tiny: This fic is not for small children, or the elderly

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

Bald people are hot, and you make them sexy. It's Ganer/Arrow, what do you want?

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five

Arra, Yesterday

18) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

Larten or Vancha? Larten, Vancha would scare away all the students.

19) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Arrow, meeeh. He's all right.

20) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Mr. Tiny sends Kurda on a mission to pick up some twinkies, and not they don't succeed.

21) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Arra would most likely be arrested for killing Kurda.

22) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Debbie or Kurda? Debbie, she can shoot a gun.

23) What would 3 do if he found 2 and 4 together?

If Darren found Arrow and Alice together, he'd probably leave and tell Vancha to kick Arrow's kiester.

24) Make a summary about 1 and 4.

Gavner and Alice. Gavner dis before we know alice exsists.

25) Can you make a 2 ,3 and 10 lemon?

Arow/Darren/Murlough, please hang up and try again.

26) Did you read a 9 and 8 fic yet?

Paris/Kurda, no and i never will!

27) what would 7 do if he found 9 in bed with 5.

If Debbie found Paris in bed with Arra, I think she would be confused, and then probably go find Darren and bring him to see.

28) Will you make a 1 and 4 lemon

Gavner/Alice, no.

29) Do you think that 7 and 4 makes a perfect yuri couple?

Debbie and Alice, heck no! What is wrong with you people!

30) What would happen if 4 walked in on 1 having sex with 6...

If Alice walked in on Gavner and Larten having sex, she would probably shoot them both.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

God is whispering. Do you hear him? Can you feel the power in his voice? Does he guide you? Does he save you from the dark depths of hell? If he does,
Copy and Paste this on your profile!

The cookie gods are angry. You have stolen the last box of Oreo's! How could you?! They will hunt you down, for you are to dangerous to be left alive! Which sucks for you!
The only way to save yourself is to copy and paste this on your profile!

Personally, A Few Generalazations that i hate:
I have straight A's, so i must have no friends.
I am a girl who goes to a public high school, so i must be pregnant.
I'm skinny, so I must be annorexic.
I play football, so I must be stupid.
I like school, so I must be the nerdy kid who has no life and will never get a date.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be homosexual.
I read books, so I must be a showoff brainiac.
I like fictional characters, so I must not be able to have a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
I have blonde hair, so I must be an idiot.
I wear black, so I must be goth or emo.
I'm black, so i must carry a gun.
I'm white, so I must be responsible for everything, past; present; and future.
I'm American, so I must think I'm better than everyone else.
I live in Kentucky, so I must be a hillbilly.
I'm a soldier, so i must like killing people.
I live in Montana, so I must love horses and be a cowboy.
I live in Kansas, so I must love and grow corn.
I drive a truck, so I must be a farmer.
I'm a high school drop out, so I must be a criminal.
I take anti-depressants, so I must be insane.
I'm a white guy, soI must be racist and sexist.
I'm a white girl, so I must not be able to think for myself, or do anything without help.
I'm atheist, so I must hate the world.

Fave Quotes:

1)I wasn't sure where the latin came from, but i think it meant something like, "Eat My Pants!" (PJO)

2) Hey, were identical! (HP)

3) Is your house on fire Clark? (NLCV)

4) Alright, when we are going to attack the bad guys, I will loudly yell "Attack!" Everyone understand? (NATM2)

5) The librarian: Thats a pretty middle name.

Me: Thanks my parents named me that. (Stupidity on my part)

6) Laying there, they looked like the world's ugliest pair of babies! (CDF)

7) I got the vodoo magic half, but I didn't get the smarticle people half. (Cousin, nuf said)

8)Pe-per-roni! (An original song by my friend Haley)

9) Last night I looked up at the stars from my bed, and thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" (Annoynomous)

10) Caleb: Yo' Mama is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes.

Everyone: (Laughing)

Karly: Wait. I don't get it! (Lunch convo's)

10) Time is the greatest teacher. Unfortuanatley it kills all it's pupils. (A Famous guy, who I forgot)

11) Muffins are just ugly cupcakes, but we love them anyway. (Annoymous)

12) The only thing most people do better than anyone else is read their own handwriting. (John Adams)

13)Did you know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? (Bet you fell for it)

14) Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. And inside a dog, it's too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)

15) People always get what's coming ot them. Unless it's been mailed. (Annonymous)

16) Don't judge a book by it's movie. (Anonymous)

17) When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. (Gracie Allen)

18) If at first you do succeed- try to hide your astonishment. (Harry F. Banks)

19) All generaliztions are false. (Anonymous)

20) Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. (Anonymous)

21) Am I indecisive? Well, yes and no. (Anonymous)

22) There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who can't. (Anonymous)

23) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. (Anonymous)

24) Even Duct tape can't fix stupid. (T-Shirt)

25) Calling the Greek gods sexy beasts is not permitted, even if they do like it. (PJO, don't do this list)

26) Shave your head, Get a cookie! (Old Britney Mickey D's add)

27)Never Underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (Anonymous)

28) In the Drive thru
My Dad: We'd like to order now.
Lady: All right, will this be to go? (That was really stupid)

29) Everybody loves Bagels! (ME At A-Team Practice)

30) So's ya' mother! (The Nanny)

31) I can't write a papragraph on this, it's to...M rated! (My friend after we had to review the book we read in class)

32) Max: Do we have any of that microwave popcorn?
Niles: Do you see the box in front of you marked microwave popcorn?
Max: Yep.
Niles: Try that. (The Nanny)

33) C.C.: Why are you watching Spanish Soap opera's?
Niles: Will you be quiet, something big happened!
C.C.: What?
Niles: I have no idea. (The Nanny)

34)Me: Whats up?
Friend: Eatin Bacon, Watching a movie!
Me:What movie?
Friend: No idea, but theis bacon is delicious! (Txting)

35)They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance! (A civil war soldier, seconds before shot dead by an ememy sniper) LOL

36) Madame Truska: You don't love me anymore... It's my beard! (CDF Movie)

37) The dinosaurs extiction wasn't as accident, Barney came along and tehy al commited suicide. (Anonymous)

38)You cry, i cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. (Anonymous)

39)Ideas don't stay in some minds very long becasue they don't like solitary confinement. (Anonymous)

40) People are like slinkies, basically useless but ever so amusing to watch fall down stairs. (Old science teacher)

41)A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary. (My friend)

42)"Lets eat Grandpa"
"Lets eat, Grandpa"
Punctuation saves lives! (Lots of people's profiles)

43) My Aunt: Chocolate is not a sin... and if it was, hell has never tasted so good! (B-day Party)

44)Me: Frank Woyd Light?
Josh: What is that, a type of beer? (At A-team practice)

43) My uncle is dancing around the refridgerator
Cousin: Thank you Dancing Queen, now pass the freaking ketchup!

44) Weezer: I am not unpleasent Damnit! I saw that S.O.B. at the grocery store, and smiled at him! (Steel Magnolia's)

45) Truvy: So, Shelby, what are your colors?
Shelby: Blush and Bashful.
M'Lynn: Her colors are pink and pink, it looks like the church has been hosed with Pepto-Bismol. (Stell Magnolia's)

46) Weezer: M'Lynn, I used to think you were crazy for marrying that man, then for a few years I thought you were glutton for punishment. Now I realize that you must be on a mission from god! (Steel Magnolia's)

47)Shelby: Daddy always says that an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.
M'Lynn: The poet Laureaute of Dogwood Lane! (Steel Magnolia's)

48) Tough times always end. Tough people never do: (Robert Soemthing)

49) When fishing it is best to use a pole and a line, not a hot dog wrapped to your finger. (My uncle, hunting for snapping turtles)

50) This is admiral Beotch to base camp! (GANGSTA RAP 2)

51) My mother responds to good looks she said you remind her of Dave form Alvin and the Chipmunks. (The Nanny)

52) I am chewing on a walrus. I am CHEWING ON A WALRUS! I AM CHEWING ON A WALRUS RIGHT NOW! (Choir practice at my granmas church)

53) Friend:Guys, i accidentaly called the national gambling support hotline.
Friend 2: OMG! Wat did u say?
Friend: Well, she said, you know that this is a problem and you you need to stop, right?
I said yes, then i said, I bet you fifty bucks i can stop gambling by next week.

54) Alan Rickman: What else are you going to do to it? Dip it in yougurt?!?! Cover it in chocolate buttons?!?

You should try the following thing, it's really fun:

List twelve Cirque Du Freak Characters any order: (will work with any book/movie/story)

1.Steve
2.Darren
3.Larten
4.Evra
5.Debbie
6.Mr. Tiny
7.Kurda
8.Paris
10.Seba
11.Mika
12.Arra

1) What would you think if 1 and 7 had an affair?
Steve and Kurda, thats odd :P

2) Have you ever read any 10/12 fics?
Seba and Arra, nope thats a new one

3) What would happen if 4 and 8 got together?
Evra and Paris, well, wow, thats all I can say

4) Would you be shocked if 11 and 5 got together?
Kinda, Mika and Debbie is just kinda weird

5) Would you be surprised if 3 and 12 got toghether?
Larten and Arra XD, yayness

6) 4 and 12 were in a happy relatiosnship until 12 ran off with 3. 4 was depressed adn got together with 10, who got arrested for going to a club with 6. Then 4 had a cheap affair with 2, before finally going to 11 for advice and falling in love with 1.

Evra and Arra were in a happy relationship before Arra ran off with Larten. Evra was depressed and got toghether with Seba, who got arrested for going to a club with Mr. Tiny. Then Evra had a cheap affair with Darren before finally going to Mika for advice and falling in love with Steve. Well, thats interesting. Kind of disturbing. :0

Wow, that was random!

Here's my list of things I'm going to do:

1) Update The Vampire Academy, Destin Sur Epevue, and Capture in the Tunnels.

2)Post more Darren Shan Saga/ Cirque Du Freak one shots, and for anyone thats read those, Thank you.

3)Work on Eternal Blood, a new chapter is in the works! :)

4)IDK? Maybe eat a microwave burrito?

Okay, all my friends would describe me as

1)Brilliant (IDK, they all call me a genius)

2) Hilarious! (We do some crazy stuff)

3)Random (Nothing is ever planned, I take it in stride:)

If you're completly random like me, post this on your profile!

If you're in love with Larten Crepsley like me, post this on your profile!

If you think Carlisle is hotter than Edward, post this on your profile!

If you are going to be murdered by Willy Wonka, post this on your profile!

If the character you like in books and movies is never the main character, post this on your profile!

If you play on RuneScape, post this on your profile!

If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile!

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!

If people annoy you on a regular basis, post this on your profile!

If you cant figure out how to work an electric can opener, post this on your profile!

If you have ever had to watch six ours of Wow! Wow! Wubzy!, post this on your profile!

If you think it makes no sense that Edward cant live without Bella, when he lived without her for almost 109 years, post this on your profile!

If you watch The Nanny, post this on your profile!

If you think Brad and Angelina should just get married already, post this on your profile!

If you think country is better than rap, post this on your profile!

If you still like rap a lot, post this on your profile!

If you have a friend who is in love with Lil' Wayne, post this on your profile!

If your favorite character always dies, post this on your proflie!

If you hear the characters voices in your head, post this on your profile!

If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If you've ever bitten into a banana with the peel still on it, post this on your profile!

If you have ever spent over six hours wathcing hilarious videos, post this on your profile!

If you have a snuggie,LOL, post this on your profile!

If yuo cat'n sepll, psot tihs on yuor poflire!

If you have ever said "There after me Lucky Charms!", post this on your profile!

If you have ever spent six hours on youtube watching random videos, post this on your profile!

If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!

If you have read someone's profile and then said, "hey that sounds just like me" and then realized they pasted it from your profile, post this on your profile!

If you have ever been so bored that nothing you do ever seems fun, post this on your profile!

It was a cold winters night,
When two dead soldiers got in a fight,
Then they shot each other in the head,
And knocked each other stone cold dead.

Two deaf policeman heard the noise,
And went to arrest those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this wild tale,
Ask the blind man,
He saw it too.

My friend Zack wanted me to post that guys! He is like flippin hilarious:)

Two guys were sitting in a bar.

They start up a conversation. One says, "Hey where did you used to live?"

"142 Elm Street"

"No way, me too."

"What did your dad do for a living?"

"He was a teacher."

"No way, me too!"

Where did you go to school?"

"Cambridge Elementary"

"You have got to be kiddin', me too."

A little farther down the bar another guy is really confused by this, so he turns to the guy next to him.

"What the heck is goin' on over there?"

"Nothin. The Wilson twins are drunk again."

Once again, thank Zack!!

Everyday this man walks home from work the same way. The road leads him by the mental health hospital, but it's always closed.
One day he has to leave early, and walks down the road and hears them chanting "Eleven" "Eleven"
The fence is up and he can't see through the bars, so he looks for a place he can see through. All the while there chanting "Eleven" "Eleven"
Finally, at the end of teh fence, there's a small hole at the bottom. He lays down and puts his eye up to the hole. BAM! A stick stabs him in the eye!
"Twelve" "Twelve"

I finally posted my stories, please read them Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Twilight!

Thanks to all the people who read and reviewed my stories! I appreciate it! :)

If you have read The Vampire Academy, and want a specific subject, tell me and I'll see what I can do :)

Generally I am a nice person, who does nice things. But if you take my story ideas, I will hunt you down with a big stick. :) You can add to them, but ask first!

Do not flame my stories, you will regret it, LOL! Seriously. DONT DO IT!

I, CarlisleCullenIsMyHomeboy12, promise to do everything in my power to review every story that I read regardless of age, rating, or pairing.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile and take up the review revolution, for those of us who hate when you have 500 hits, and 1 review.

I tallied up my poll yesterday, Larten got 3, Darren, Vancha, Steve, Gavner, and Evra all got one!

Check out my new pole!

And finally,

Hope you like my avatar pictue, credit goes to the artist who it drew it though!

If you actually read this ridiculously long profile, PM me I wasnt to know! :)

List of all the people who have read this:
1) Mika Ver Leth Heart (3/1/10)
2) Pearlstar-Ikarishipper-Emofax (3/8/10)
3) Star1995star (3/20/10)
4) CarlisleCullen1645 (5/27/10)
5) SecretAgntKayLi (6/11/10)
6) jaggedlightning has a bazooka (11/12/10)
7) Starlyn Neoma (1/1/11)
8) Celestial Coffee-Can (1/6/11)
9) 1Puppylove (1/7/11)
10) keacdragon (5/26/12)
11)LiadenAlice(11/21/12)

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2. High School Never Ends » reviews
All Human story that sends our favorite vampires to high shcool. A serious story, full of Drama, angst, romance, conflict, and unexpected twists. Rated T becuase there not a Rating for Life! Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,732 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 5-23-12 - Published: 3-7-10 - Darren Shan
3. Monster reviews
One night turned him into one. One life he spent as one. One story of a man who couldn't get away from the label as one. Remus Lupin, from start to finish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-21-12 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete
4. A Study of the Mind » reviews
How does the Sorting Hat choose a house when so many things effect people? 4 Characters per cahpter :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-23-12 - Published: 1-22-12 - Sorting Hat
5. So Sweet is the Taste of Victory reviews
He's fianlly going to win...he can feel it! LxA XD
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-14-12 - Mr. Crepsley & Arra Sails
6. Playgrounds are Made for Meetings reviews
Darren is spending a day at the playground where his encounter with Destiny leaves him more than startled.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-12 - Darren Shan & Mr. Tiny
7. Scars » reviews
Death is one of the only things that is definite, but before that, there is always life. Series of four-point view's into Snape's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-14-11 - Published: 7-21-11 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
8. The Halloween Challenge reviews
Yet another Challenge form the brain of yours truly. I am, or was, CarlisleCullenIsMyHomeboy12 or HughLaurieIsMyHomeboy12, for all you confused out there. :
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-11 - Darren Shan - Complete
9. A Start With no Finish reviews
Larten makes a realization, and carries a hope. Slight LxA becaseu I ship shamelessly :D
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-11 - Mr. Crepsley
10. Light Over the Water » reviews
Series of One-shots about different perspectives in the story, at all different parts of the timeline. Romance, Drama, Anger and Jealousy; nothing is excluded and everything is explored. Please Read and Review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 7-25-11 - Published: 5-6-11 - Annabeth C. & Percy J.
11. Laced with Spikes » reviews
A kidnapping of one of their own. They have no leads, hundreds of suspects, and a matter of days before death is the result. Who wins in a game with no pieces to play with?
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 6-12-11 - Published: 1-7-11 - Cal L. & Gillian F.
12. Shots of Life » reviews
My new series of one-shots that explore every topic that I think to write about. First one is about Gavner, enjoy! :
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-27-11 - Published: 12-25-10 - Darren Shan
13. Birthday Winner
The sontest had closed, and the winner is enclosed...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Published: 2-2-11
14. Happy Birthday Challenge! reviews
Yet another challenge from the person formerly known as CarlisleCullenIsMyHomeboy12. Check inside for details! I hope we get good reception for this!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-27-10
15. The Vampire Academy » reviews
Welcome to the Vampire Academy! Please join us on our descent into hilarious hell for the clan. Kurda decides that it's time for the vampires in Vampire Mountain to get a formal education. Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 12-22-10 - Published: 12-31-09 - Kurda Smahlt & Darren Shan
16. Never Make Assumptions reviews
Especialy ones not based in fact...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-15-10 - Mr. Crepsley & Arra Sails - Complete
17. Dun Dun Duhhhhhh! reviews
And the winner is...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-26-10
18. Never Forgive, Never Forget reviews
There are things we keep hidden deep inside of us. Things we try to hide. But sometimes, it'd just to hard. Not C/R, I'm R/E like a normal person
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-10 - Rosalie & Carlisle
19. Capture in the Tunnels » reviews
AU To Tunnels of Blood. While down in the tunnels, Murlough finds Mr. Crepsley and Darren. With Mr. Crepsley taken captive, what will Darren and Evra have to do to get him back? I left the ending off of chapter 18, so it is now fixed! Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,068 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 4-20-10 - Published: 1-16-10 - Darren Shan & Mr. Crepsley
20. ContestChallenge! » reviews
Yet another contest from me! I hope to get even more entries this time! It's called the Twenty Words Cahllenge, look inside to find out more!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-14-10 - Published: 4-10-10
21. Captive reviews
AU To HBP, and DH. Remus is taken captive, leaving the Order baffled by his disappearance. Without knowing if he's dead or alive, Tonks and the others set out to find him. Before it's to late! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-20-10 - N. Tonks & Remus L.
22. Valentine's Day Winner reviews
And the winner is...
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-15-10
23. CONTEST! Valentine's Day contest! » reviews
This is a Valentine's day contest for Cirque du Freak. The goal ios to write Arra and Larten one-shots. Rules, guidelines, and Winning are all posted inside! Check it out!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-10-10 - Published: 2-6-10 - Complete
24. Destin Sur Epreuve » reviews
The third and final part of The Sketchbook trilogy. Sorry for the long wait! Enjoy, please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-6-10 - Published: 1-30-10 - Darren Shan & Gavner Purl
25. Eternal Blood » reviews
Carlisle's full life. Starting with his time in Volterra Italy, and going all the way to a little past Breaking Dawn. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 16,627 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-2-10 - Published: 12-30-09 - Carlisle & Esme
26. Desenhando De Vampiro » reviews
Sequel to my other fic The Sketchbook, because I was so depressed when that one was over. I liked the idea to much to let it die, so i wrote this, hope you enjoy it! Epilouge Posted! Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 1-25-10 - Published: 1-8-10 - Darren Shan & Gavner Purl - Complete
27. Starlight reviews
LxA one-shot. Arra finds that sometimes it's that the simple things tha make all the difference.. Please R&R!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-10-10 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
28. The Sketchbook » reviews
Darren finds a book of drawings made by Gavner. Takes place in book four. Please read, it's hard to describe:
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,211 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-9-10 - Published: 12-30-09 - Darren Shan - Complete
29. Blood and Cobwebs » reviews
AU to the Vampire Prince. What if , instead of Arra, Mr. Crepsley got injured in the fight? Will he survive? Will he die? You have to read to find out! Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-7-10 - Mr. Crepsley & Arra Sails - Complete
30. A Drink That Changes Everything » reviews
Larten is worried about his trials. And someone else's. So he goes to get a midnight glass of water, and ends up meeting up with a person he never expected. LxA Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-6-10 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
31. Best Left Alone » reviews
Gavner's POV on the end of Trials of Death. Includes his death. SPOILER THROUGH BOOK FIVE! Please R&R!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-10 - Gavner Purl & Kurda Smahlt - Complete
32. Fall back » reviews
Larten and Arra are on a mission that takes some unexpected turns. LxA, please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-10 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
33. Not Anymore » reviews
SPOILERS THROUGH BOOK TWLEVE. Darius's thoughts on his father as there going to fight the vampaneze, where Darren and Steve die.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-3-10 - Darius Shan & Steve Leonard
34. Blooding » reviews
Paris Skyle's initiation as a Vampire Prince. Pleae R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-2-10 - Paris Skyle - Complete
35. Parts of a Whole » reviews
SPOILERS THROUGH BOOK NINE! Debbie Hemlock si thinking about Mr. Crepsley's death. And she realizes that nothing will ever be the same for them. Not a LartenxDebbie fic!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-2-10 - Debbie Hemlock - Complete
36. Flashbacks on Family » reviews
Seba Nile reflects on Larten Crepsley after news reaches him of his death. SPOILERS THROUGH BOOK NINE! NOT A SLASH!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-1-10 - Mr. Crepsley & Seba Nile - Complete
37. Reminisce » reviews
Larten Crepsley is in his home town. He remebers his old life, and takes the time to consider his new one. Please R&R
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-10 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
38. Fighting For Feelings » reviews
Arra chalenges Larten to a fight ont he bars. She makes an interesting discovery. LxA
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-09 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
39. Forgiveness » reviews
Larten makes some comments he shouldn't have. What will Arra think? LxA oneshot
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-31-09 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
40. You lost the game » reviews
Takes place in SoD. Spoilers if you haven't read up to that book. Darren reflects on all of his last friends and his feelings on everything that has happened in his life.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 12-30-09 - Darren Shan - Complete
41. The Pain of Casualty » reviews
Young Larten starts to question the vampire laws. Murder is unforgivable, but how different is it than the punishments inflicted on vampires?
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 12-30-09 - Mr. Crepsley - Complete
42. No Questions Needed » reviews
Larten and Arra onshot. Best couple Eva! Vanez gets worried with his assistant's obbsession with the red-haired vampire!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 12-30-09 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
43. Misplaced Decisions » reviews
When Darren is recovering from the Hall of flames! Larten's point of view: Please review with your honest opinion! NOT A SLASH!
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 12-30-09 - Darren Shan & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
44. He Was Gone » reviews
Larten is gone. Gone to join the Cirque. Arra can't forget him, she can't follow him, he's lost to her, forever. Larten and Arra.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 12-30-09 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
45. Good job, Master Shan » reviews
At the Festival of the Undead, Darren does a little matchmaking.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 12-30-09 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
46. Desires of the Heart » reviews
Arra has a want. Something a vampire can never have. Please read it, and review with your honest opinion:
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 12-30-09 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
47. Thoughts of Paris reviews
Paris sees a group of young half-vampires talking, and for the first time feels guilty about the ancient laws that govern his clan. LxA. Please review with your honest opinion:
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-30-09 - Arra Sails & Mr. Crepsley - Complete
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