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Author has written 47 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Twilight, Harry Potter, Lie to Me, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
I changed my name and picture for a reason. One of my two favorite shows, Lie to Me* was just cancelled on May 10th. To everyone who reads this, please go to facebook and liek the Lie To Me* page and if you've actually watched the show, post a couple of protsting comments. I think that season two is availible on Netflix. Send me a PM if you do this, I'm going to dedicate a list to all of those who do right under this comment.
Hey whats up peoples! Whoever is reading this thank you very much for taking the time out of your schedules to look at this account:)
And remember: Normal is just a setting on your dryer!
I read Cirque Du Freak, Pretty Little Liars, Percy Jackson, Warriors, The Hunger Games, Ranger's Apprentice; and a whole lot more that I really don't want to right down!
As far as music, Alternative rock and parody songs are awesome. "Hole in the World" by The Eagles is my fave song at the moment.
As for hobbies:Reading, writing, and random school stuff that I do with friends! :)
I love my iPod. I listen to it constantly, actually, it's kinda to the point where I don't listen to anything else tats going on in the world around me, lol. It drives people crazy, but they can get over it. Because, seripously, how depressing would the world be without music.
Here's a list of songs that go with my favorite fictional characters form different fandoms:
1) Darren Shan (CDF)-No Easy Way Out (Rocky 4)
I'm one of those people who: Never listen to the whole song; always takes the risk; suffer in silence; can be happy in a bad mood; is completly random; cant stay on one subject; is obsessed with smurfs; can read for two days straight; will sing a song for hours at a time; has no patience for assholes; always puts family first; shows no emotion by choice; has a distinct personality that doesn't come out unless your worth it;
Please Pray for my Uncle, who just had a stroke! Thank you, I appreciate it!
This account has a facebook if you want to check it out:. Check it out if you have time, it will show my update times, nad stuff like that.
The Winner of my Valentine's Day contest is Roxypony! Congrats!
In case you haven't noticed Carlisle Cullen is the greatest Twilight Character eva!! In fact the only characters I like are him, Jasper, Esme, Emmett, and Marcus:)
You know your life's insane when:
Fav Couples- Oh My Geez, i could probably list a thousand, but here's my top twenty in no particualer order! I do canon pairs people, cause they are just right!
1) LartenxArra (Cirque Du Freak) (Fave Couple :)
2) FranxMax (The Nanny)
3)PercyxAnnabeth (Percy Jackson)
5)PoseidonxSally (Percy Jackson)
6) KatnissxPeeta (The Hunger Games)
7) SamxFreddie (iCarly)
8) RemusxTonks (HP) (Second Fave)
9) BrambleclawxSquirelflight (Warriors)
10) CarmenxJason (George Lopez)
12) FirestarxSandstorm (Warriors)
13) NilesxC.C. (The Nanny)
14) ShelrockxIrene (Sherlock Holmes)
15) SilenaxBeckendorf (Percy Jackson) R.I.P
16) ClarissexChris (PJO)
17) ValxFred (The Nanny)
18) RemusxTonks (Harry Potter)
19) RickxEvelyn (The Mummy)
20) JayfeatherxCinderheart (Warriors)
These are my least favorite couples along with my personal comments on each: (No offense to people who write about them)
1) LartenxDarren (CDF) And pigs flew!
2)HolmesxWatson (Sherlock Holmes) It makes about as much sense as a wolf and a turtle getting together!
3) DarrenxEvra (CDF) Flat out, N-O!
4) KurdaxGavner (CDF) He killed Gavner!
5) CarlislexBella(Twilight) It's just wrong!
6) SquirelflightxAshfur (Warriors) He's a JERK!
7) Fran and C.C. (The Nanny) Mr. Sheffield, the only guy for Fran, not C.C.!
8) StevexGannen (CDF) Gannen deserves better :( LOL
9) EdwardxJacob (Twilight) Ain't gonna happen!
10) SallyxPaul (PJO) I like Paul, but Poseidon is way better!
11) ArtemisxNico (PJO) What. The. Heck.
12) LukexAnnabeth (PJO) He's DEAD!
13) PercyxThalia (PJO) No! Just, NO!
14) VoldemortxBellatrix (HP) Well, that was akward!
15) FirestarxTigerstar (Warriors) I would eat a bowl of cockroaches if this ever happened!
16) RemusxSirius (HP) To be honest people, Remus is with Tonks, and if I see another one of these, I'll explode!
17) RemusxHermione (HP) That Is Sick!
18) FreddiexCarly (iCarly) Stay with Sam, you dumbum Fredward!
19) AroxEsme (Twilight) I actaully saw a fanfic about this, i was TO'd for a few days!
20) CarlsilexEdward (Twilight) Carlisle is with Esme, and Edward can stay happy with his clumsy love, Bella!
1)If you had a son and daughter what would you name them?
Daniel Weston and Sarah Anne Margaret
2) If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only have one book, what would it be?
Duh, How To Build A Boat :P
3) What's your favorite subject in school?
American History Pwns!
4) If you could be friends with any celebrity, who would it be?
Charles Shaughnessy, he's awesome!
5)And Lastly, Do you see the cup as half ful or half empty?
To be honest, the cup is half empty! I'm such a pessimist
If you read it, copy and paste it on your profile and answer the questions! If you don't, Count Olaf will hunt you down!
The Cirque Du freak/ Darren Shan Saga is the greatest thing since sliced bread! So is Dean!!
List Twelve characters form your favorite fandom, any order!
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Larten/Vancha No, can't say that I have!
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Alice. Omg! WTF!
3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?
If Darren got alice pregnat, i would laugh in Vancha's face!
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Paris, only a couple!
5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?
Arrow/Vancha, o.O. Disturbed!
6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?
Arra/Kurda or Arra/Murlough, Arra/Murlough, Kurda would be dead before the honeymoon
7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?
If Gavner walked in on Arra and Larten haveing sex! He would probably just leave, becasue we all know he's done it before.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.
Darren is confused about the fight with Murlough, did he really want him to die?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Ganver/Paris Heck. No.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
.Darren couldn't be put back together agian
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Alice to deflower Gavner. Gavner is walking alone on teh streets of a town, and alice, the police officer, abducts him! Then you know what happens...
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yep. Darren the man.
13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?
Dear Vampire Gods! ?, I could think of nothing else for Darren.
14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Barbie girl. it's kurda's song.
15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Gavner/Larten/Mr. Tiny: This fic is not for small children, or the elderly
16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?
Bald people are hot, and you make them sexy. It's Ganer/Arrow, what do you want?
17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five
18) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?
Larten or Vancha? Larten, Vancha would scare away all the students.
19) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Arrow, meeeh. He's all right.
20) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Mr. Tiny sends Kurda on a mission to pick up some twinkies, and not they don't succeed.
21) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Arra would most likely be arrested for killing Kurda.
22) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Debbie or Kurda? Debbie, she can shoot a gun.
23) What would 3 do if he found 2 and 4 together?
If Darren found Arrow and Alice together, he'd probably leave and tell Vancha to kick Arrow's kiester.
24) Make a summary about 1 and 4.
Gavner and Alice. Gavner dis before we know alice exsists.
25) Can you make a 2 ,3 and 10 lemon?
Arow/Darren/Murlough, please hang up and try again.
26) Did you read a 9 and 8 fic yet?
Paris/Kurda, no and i never will!
27) what would 7 do if he found 9 in bed with 5.
If Debbie found Paris in bed with Arra, I think she would be confused, and then probably go find Darren and bring him to see.
28) Will you make a 1 and 4 lemon
29) Do you think that 7 and 4 makes a perfect yuri couple?
Debbie and Alice, heck no! What is wrong with you people!
30) What would happen if 4 walked in on 1 having sex with 6...
If Alice walked in on Gavner and Larten having sex, she would probably shoot them both.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
God is whispering. Do you hear him? Can you feel the power in his voice? Does he guide you? Does he save you from the dark depths of hell? If he does,
The cookie gods are angry. You have stolen the last box of Oreo's! How could you?! They will hunt you down, for you are to dangerous to be left alive! Which sucks for you!
Personally, A Few Generalazations that i hate:
1)I wasn't sure where the latin came from, but i think it meant something like, "Eat My Pants!" (PJO)
2) Hey, were identical! (HP)
3) Is your house on fire Clark? (NLCV)
4) Alright, when we are going to attack the bad guys, I will loudly yell "Attack!" Everyone understand? (NATM2)
5) The librarian: Thats a pretty middle name.
Me: Thanks my parents named me that. (Stupidity on my part)
6) Laying there, they looked like the world's ugliest pair of babies! (CDF)
7) I got the vodoo magic half, but I didn't get the smarticle people half. (Cousin, nuf said)
8)Pe-per-roni! (An original song by my friend Haley)
9) Last night I looked up at the stars from my bed, and thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" (Annoynomous)
10) Caleb: Yo' Mama is so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes.
Karly: Wait. I don't get it! (Lunch convo's)
10) Time is the greatest teacher. Unfortuanatley it kills all it's pupils. (A Famous guy, who I forgot)
11) Muffins are just ugly cupcakes, but we love them anyway. (Annoymous)
12) The only thing most people do better than anyone else is read their own handwriting. (John Adams)
13)Did you know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? (Bet you fell for it)
14) Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. And inside a dog, it's too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)
15) People always get what's coming ot them. Unless it's been mailed. (Annonymous)
16) Don't judge a book by it's movie. (Anonymous)
17) When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. (Gracie Allen)
18) If at first you do succeed- try to hide your astonishment. (Harry F. Banks)
19) All generaliztions are false. (Anonymous)
20) Duct tape is like The Force: it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. (Anonymous)
21) Am I indecisive? Well, yes and no. (Anonymous)
22) There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who can't. (Anonymous)
23) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. (Anonymous)
24) Even Duct tape can't fix stupid. (T-Shirt)
25) Calling the Greek gods sexy beasts is not permitted, even if they do like it. (PJO, don't do this list)
26) Shave your head, Get a cookie! (Old Britney Mickey D's add)
27)Never Underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. (Anonymous)
28) In the Drive thru
29) Everybody loves Bagels! (ME At A-Team Practice)
30) So's ya' mother! (The Nanny)
31) I can't write a papragraph on this, it's to...M rated! (My friend after we had to review the book we read in class)
32) Max: Do we have any of that microwave popcorn?
33) C.C.: Why are you watching Spanish Soap opera's?
34)Me: Whats up?
35)They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance! (A civil war soldier, seconds before shot dead by an ememy sniper) LOL
36) Madame Truska: You don't love me anymore... It's my beard! (CDF Movie)
37) The dinosaurs extiction wasn't as accident, Barney came along and tehy al commited suicide. (Anonymous)
38)You cry, i cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder. (Anonymous)
39)Ideas don't stay in some minds very long becasue they don't like solitary confinement. (Anonymous)
40) People are like slinkies, basically useless but ever so amusing to watch fall down stairs. (Old science teacher)
41)A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary. (My friend)
42)"Lets eat Grandpa"
43) My Aunt: Chocolate is not a sin... and if it was, hell has never tasted so good! (B-day Party)
44)Me: Frank Woyd Light?
43) My uncle is dancing around the refridgerator
44) Weezer: I am not unpleasent Damnit! I saw that S.O.B. at the grocery store, and smiled at him! (Steel Magnolia's)
45) Truvy: So, Shelby, what are your colors?
46) Weezer: M'Lynn, I used to think you were crazy for marrying that man, then for a few years I thought you were glutton for punishment. Now I realize that you must be on a mission from god! (Steel Magnolia's)
47)Shelby: Daddy always says that an ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure.
48) Tough times always end. Tough people never do: (Robert Soemthing)
49) When fishing it is best to use a pole and a line, not a hot dog wrapped to your finger. (My uncle, hunting for snapping turtles)
50) This is admiral Beotch to base camp! (GANGSTA RAP 2)
51) My mother responds to good looks she said you remind her of Dave form Alvin and the Chipmunks. (The Nanny)
52) I am chewing on a walrus. I am CHEWING ON A WALRUS! I AM CHEWING ON A WALRUS RIGHT NOW! (Choir practice at my granmas church)
53) Friend:Guys, i accidentaly called the national gambling support hotline.
54) Alan Rickman: What else are you going to do to it? Dip it in yougurt?!?! Cover it in chocolate buttons?!?
You should try the following thing, it's really fun:
List twelve Cirque Du Freak Characters any order: (will work with any book/movie/story)
1) What would you think if 1 and 7 had an affair?
2) Have you ever read any 10/12 fics?
3) What would happen if 4 and 8 got together?
4) Would you be shocked if 11 and 5 got together?
5) Would you be surprised if 3 and 12 got toghether?
6) 4 and 12 were in a happy relatiosnship until 12 ran off with 3. 4 was depressed adn got together with 10, who got arrested for going to a club with 6. Then 4 had a cheap affair with 2, before finally going to 11 for advice and falling in love with 1.
Evra and Arra were in a happy relationship before Arra ran off with Larten. Evra was depressed and got toghether with Seba, who got arrested for going to a club with Mr. Tiny. Then Evra had a cheap affair with Darren before finally going to Mika for advice and falling in love with Steve. Well, thats interesting. Kind of disturbing. :0
Wow, that was random!
Here's my list of things I'm going to do:
1) Update The Vampire Academy, Destin Sur Epevue, and Capture in the Tunnels.
2)Post more Darren Shan Saga/ Cirque Du Freak one shots, and for anyone thats read those, Thank you.
3)Work on Eternal Blood, a new chapter is in the works! :)
4)IDK? Maybe eat a microwave burrito?
Okay, all my friends would describe me as
1)Brilliant (IDK, they all call me a genius)
2) Hilarious! (We do some crazy stuff)
3)Random (Nothing is ever planned, I take it in stride:)
If you're completly random like me, post this on your profile!
If you're in love with Larten Crepsley like me, post this on your profile!
If you think Carlisle is hotter than Edward, post this on your profile!
If you are going to be murdered by Willy Wonka, post this on your profile!
If the character you like in books and movies is never the main character, post this on your profile!
If you play on RuneScape, post this on your profile!
If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile!
If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!
If people annoy you on a regular basis, post this on your profile!
If you cant figure out how to work an electric can opener, post this on your profile!
If you have ever had to watch six ours of Wow! Wow! Wubzy!, post this on your profile!
If you think it makes no sense that Edward cant live without Bella, when he lived without her for almost 109 years, post this on your profile!
If you watch The Nanny, post this on your profile!
If you think Brad and Angelina should just get married already, post this on your profile!
If you think country is better than rap, post this on your profile!
If you still like rap a lot, post this on your profile!
If you have a friend who is in love with Lil' Wayne, post this on your profile!
If your favorite character always dies, post this on your proflie!
If you hear the characters voices in your head, post this on your profile!
If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!
If you've ever bitten into a banana with the peel still on it, post this on your profile!
If you have ever spent over six hours wathcing hilarious videos, post this on your profile!
If you have a snuggie,LOL, post this on your profile!
If yuo cat'n sepll, psot tihs on yuor poflire!
If you have ever said "There after me Lucky Charms!", post this on your profile!
If you have ever spent six hours on youtube watching random videos, post this on your profile!
If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!
If you have read someone's profile and then said, "hey that sounds just like me" and then realized they pasted it from your profile, post this on your profile!
If you have ever been so bored that nothing you do ever seems fun, post this on your profile!
It was a cold winters night,
Two deaf policeman heard the noise,
My friend Zack wanted me to post that guys! He is like flippin hilarious:)
Two guys were sitting in a bar.
They start up a conversation. One says, "Hey where did you used to live?"
"142 Elm Street"
"No way, me too."
"What did your dad do for a living?"
"He was a teacher."
"No way, me too!"
Where did you go to school?"
"You have got to be kiddin', me too."
A little farther down the bar another guy is really confused by this, so he turns to the guy next to him.
"What the heck is goin' on over there?"
"Nothin. The Wilson twins are drunk again."
Once again, thank Zack!!
Everyday this man walks home from work the same way. The road leads him by the mental health hospital, but it's always closed.
I finally posted my stories, please read them Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Twilight!
Thanks to all the people who read and reviewed my stories! I appreciate it! :)
If you have read The Vampire Academy, and want a specific subject, tell me and I'll see what I can do :)
Generally I am a nice person, who does nice things. But if you take my story ideas, I will hunt you down with a big stick. :) You can add to them, but ask first!
Do not flame my stories, you will regret it, LOL! Seriously. DONT DO IT!
I, CarlisleCullenIsMyHomeboy12, promise to do everything in my power to review every story that I read regardless of age, rating, or pairing.
Copy and Paste this onto your profile and take up the review revolution, for those of us who hate when you have 500 hits, and 1 review.
I tallied up my poll yesterday, Larten got 3, Darren, Vancha, Steve, Gavner, and Evra all got one!
Check out my new pole!
Hope you like my avatar pictue, credit goes to the artist who it drew it though!
If you actually read this ridiculously long profile, PM me I wasnt to know! :)
List of all the people who have read this:
Have you seen the stories about Haiti? How about the ones about the starving kids in Africa? I know you have!
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