|Mackie Effing Mad|
Author has written 6 stories for Night World series, Harry Potter, Iron Fey Series, Mythology, and Lord of the Flies.
I'm Mackie. I write when I'm in the mood, so it might take a while for me to update sometimes.
I love talking to new people, so feel free to say hello! Reviews make me smile and I send out virtual tacos to those who review sometimes ;D. I take requests for one shots, at any time just feel free to Inbox me about one of the books, series(s?), shows, or games listed below, just two lines down.Just send me people you want in it and the situation you want, maybe with some other details, but I don't know if many will turn into a multi-chapter. I don't limit anyone's requests either, so if you're reading this and want multiple things, then just ask and I'll probably say yes.
I absolutely looove Julie Kagawa, so Iron Fey stories will most likely be plentiful. I'm a die-hard potterhead so expect some Harry Potter fanfics, as well. Songfics might start coming in too, once I get inspiration, because music is my life. I can't say how many updates are going to come and how fast, so I hope I have loyal readers X).
As of now I am 16 years old (And haven't driven at all yet -.-), so I wouldn't expect the absolute BEST quality from my writing, but I hope it'll be satisfactory.
Sometimes I make things on Polyvore for my stories, so if you wanna check that out my username is just below.
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Iron Fey (IK, ID, IQ, Summer's crossing, Winter's passage [?, Iron prophecy, the lost prince)
Blood of Eden (Immortal Rules)
Harry Potter (The philosopher's stone)
The Mortal Instruments (All so far)
The Infernal Devices(All so far)
The Darkest Powers (All of them)
Divergent (Reading Insurgent, cool your tits XD)
The Night World (Daughters of Darkness, Secret vampire, Spellbound)
Fallen (Torment, Passion, Rapture)
The Ghost and the Goth (Need to read the second)
The Big Bang Theory
Tekken (I've only played 5 and 6, though)
Marvel vs. Capcom
Paranormal Activity (any of them)
Harry Potter (All of them)
Don't be afraid of the dark
The Amazing Spider-man
The first three Naruto movies
Copy and posts: Sterotypes: Bolded means that I am, normal means I'm not
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm Black so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. Im bi-sexual, so i must must want to screw every boy and girl I know. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & THE ARTS, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND/ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND now so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dream er I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing
A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism, copy and paste this into your profile.
Friends or best friends
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat and drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MUM and DAD and GRAMS and GRAMPS
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really fucked up
FRIENDS: ASK you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad... here's a tissue".
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on construction people to tear down buildings DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate you
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks DARKEST POWERS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile
Harry's the bravest
Ron's the most oblivious
Hermione's the smartest
Ginny's the toughest
Neville's the clumsiest
Luna's the weirdest
Dumbledore's the greatest
McGonagall's the strictest
Snape's the greasiest
Nick is the ghostiest
Crabbe's the largest
Goyle's the dumbest
Fred is the funniest
Cho is the sappiest
But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)
If you love reading, copy this into your profile. (READING=MY LIFE)
If you hate racism, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If somebody ever underestimated or doubted your intellect, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been attacked by a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support finding a cure for breast cancer, copy this into your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile
If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're weird copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
15 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Re-post this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after I found it?
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
"If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream."
"If you think it's necasssary to judge me by my past, don't get mad when I put you there."
“Close Your Eyes, Clear Your Heart And Let It Go.”
- Lil Wayne
"Under my mask is...another mask! Pretty cool, huh?"
“The next generation will always surpass the previous one. It’s one of the never-ending cycles in life.”
“Ok…No more caving…It’s time for me to take the lead and all of you can watch my back…”
“The best way to get through something bad is with a smile, even if it has to be a fake one.”
“Our destiny should not be decided by others.”
"You people are so petty. And tiny."
“I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.”
“‘If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!’”
"I am a Cat."
“Oh, we’re playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?”
-Robin "Puck" Goodfellow
“My other half seems a bit preoccupied at the moment, so I thought I’d come say hello. La-la-la-lee, which one is the real me?”
"Me stealing? In the House of my ancient enemy? What gave you that idea?" (Bring me something Slave! >:D)
-Robin "Puck" Goodfellow
“Metallic trees. That's new. If you see any steel dryads, be sure to tell me so I can run away screaming."
-Robin "Puck" Goodfellow
“My, aren't we bossy today. Give a girl an army and it goes straight to her head."
-Robin "Puck" Goodfellow
"P.S.: You there...you're cute. I'll take my time with you." (* yesyesyesyesyes)
-Jeff the Killer
You know you're obsessed with the Iron Fey when:
1. You talk to your cat, hoping they may be Grim.
2. You look all through your closet, absolutely sure you'll find a trod to the NeverNever in the back.
3. You call out "Ash!" whenever you see a boy/teen with longer, black hair.
4. You look to the side and ask Puck for a good prank idea.
5. You become completely terrified by any metals, certain they'll either kill or severely injure you.
6. You believe that if you go swimming in a lake, you'll be eaten by kelpies.
7. You call out "Leanansidhe" and then ask her to give you inspiration.
8. You're certain that some fruits will get you drunk.
9. You cower in fear when there's a sudden gust of cold wind, believing that it was from a mad Winter faerie.
10. You sit on a river bank and wait to hear a nixie's siren song.
11. You show a club bouncer your library card, thinking that your belief was strong enough to trick him.
12. You say "Beau! Meghan and Ash must be near!" whenever you see a loose German Shepard.
Itachi -/ \-
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
You've got me shaking from the way you're talking
Sticks and stones could break my bones
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts
-Sarcasm, Get Scared
I've been stuck now, so long, we just got the start wrong
-Haven't had enough, Marianas Trench
How stubborn are the scars when they won't fade away?
-A Prophecy, Asking Alexandria
I know, i said a few things that i shouldn't have said to you. but if it wasn't for this fight there'd be no need for the truth, and i wouldn't be out of line and would be out of timeeeee Please. Slow down. don't go you dont have to go even tho i know, oh i have to let you go. the time could be closing but i wouldn't let you go, let's go ahead! go, dont ever let me go. dont let your heart be broken you don't have to be alone
-Up and Down, Our Name in City Lights
Cross my heart,
-Alerion, Asking Alexandria
I know you're fine but what about
-Fallout, Marianas Trench
And I'm begging you,
-Stutter, Marianas Trench
You say I would make a better liar
-Ever After, Marianas Trench
On any other day I'd shoot the boy
-When I get Home You're so Dead, Mayday Parade
You're like a black cat with a black back pack full of fireworks
-Black Cat, Mayday Parade
Please won't you push me for the last time
-King for a Day, Pierce the Veil & Kellin Quinn
This is what you get when you fuck with a classic roundabout,
-Ohioisonfire, Of Mice & Men
Maybe we're just having too much fun
-Bulls in the Bronx, Pierce the Veil
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you! If you agree copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list: pucky-ucky-wucky-bucky, Bigtimebooks, Bookworm BFFS, Blonde to the Brain, Queen of Air and Darkness, naynay1130, The Girl Who Fakes Her Smiles, Mackie Effing Mad
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