HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!! whats poppin????

woooooow, i sound like a FUH-REAK!!! O_o soooo anyways i will tell you about myself... im a pretty feisty 14 year old girl who loves writing wonderful stories for people to read but my friends call me "dramatic" pshh, yaa dramatic? me? pfft noo waay. haha anyways to make it short i LOVE animals, the color purple and chocolate XD (Ranndom!!!). One thing you should know about is my secret guilty pleasure; disney show pairings - i can't help it! I'm kind of like obsessed with Harry Potter too.

GOOOOO CANADA!

Dear Harry,

We defended the Stone

We found the Chamber

We saved the Prisoner

We were chosen by the Goblet

We fought alongside the Order

We learned from the Prince

and We mastered the Hallows

We are and always will be, The Harry Potter Generation

Hermione: When the love of my life left me, I continued to search for Horcruxes, deciphered ancient runes, battled Voldemort's snake and kept me and Harry safe.

Ron: Woooooh Hermione!!!

Ginny: When the love of my life left me, I stood up to the Carrows, re-started the DA and broke into the Headmaster's office with Neville and Luna to retreive the sword

Harry: That's my girl

Bella: When the love of my life left me, I spiralled into a pit of despair and locked myself into my room for months. I also crashed a motorcycle and lept off of a cliff just to hear his voice

Edward: ...

There once was a boy named Harry

destined to be a star

His parents were killed by Voldermort

who gave him a lightning scar

Yo Harry, you're wizard

Harry goes to Hogwarts

He meets Ron and Hermione

McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor

Draco is a daddy's boy

Quirrell becomes unemployed

The Sorcerers's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore

Ron breaks his wand

Now Ginny's gone

and Harry's in mortal danger

Tom Riddle hides his snake inside

His ginormous secret chamber

Harry blows up his Aunt Marge

The dementors come and take charge

Lupin is a wolf

The rat's a man

and now the prisoner is at large

They use time travel so they can

Save the prisoner of Azkaban

who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather

I don't really get it either

Harry gets put in the

Triwizard tournament

with dragons and mermaids

Oh no!

Edward Cullen gets slayed!

He's back

Harry,Harry,it's getting scary

Voldermort's back

Now you're a revolutionary Harry

Dumbledore,Dumbledore,why is he ignoring your constant

attempts to contact him?

He is forced to leave the school

Umbridge arrives

Draco's a tool

Kids break into the Ministry

Sirius Black is dead as can be

Split your soul

Seven parts of a whole

They're horcruxes

It's Dumbledore's end

There once was a boy named Harry

who constantly conquered death

but in one final duel between good and bad

He may take his final breath

FAVORITE PAIRINGS TO READ/WRITE ABOUT

Harry Potter

DracoxAstoria

RonxHermione

RosexScorpius

LunaxDean

TheodorexTracey

iCarly

FreddiexSam (iCarly : SEDDIE FTW!!!)

Shake It Up

TyxCeCe (Shake It Up - as mentioned before, i can't help it! disney shows practically ooze with great couples)

DeucexCeCe (again...)

PeetaxKatniss (I SWEAR the Hunger Games are like an addiction! - nothing like Harry Potter of course but, to be respected)

Vampire Diaries

DamonxElena

TylerxCaroline

aaaand, I hope more will come as soon as I expand my horizons :)

+ don't be hating me for loving Vampire Diaries, soooo much better than Twilight+

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I’m a MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (okay long story short, I was born American but I became a Canadian and I have lived in Canada for over 10 years)

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

"I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue."

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean."

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I’m a PERSON so I MUST be Stereotyped