Author has written 3 stories for Pushing Daisies, Harry Potter, and Clue.

Hi everyone! Well I guess this space here is for typing stuff so that is what i will do. Most of the importent stuff is on the bottom.

i
adore
admire
love
stalk
dream about but not in that way. or do i? (i do not!)
drool over
faint every time i see a picture of
will commit suicide if i never meet
%100 obessed with
Helena Bonham Carter & Kristin Chenoweth

Favorites: Current Obsession: Bellatrix Lestrange :)

TITLE: super duper awesome possum matchmaker! (Broadway Babe WA is one too!)

Colors: Lime green and pink! My bf favorite color is black and it all matches isnt that just great! hahahah

Movies: Date Night, Planet of the Apes (new one), Four Christmases, All Harry Potter Movies, RV, Alice in Wonderland, Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, Edward Sissorhands, Fantastic Mr. Fox (Meryl Streep i love you!), Coraline, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetle Juice (if you haven't seen ones of these movies go see them now! I mean it get up and go see it RIGHT NOW!!)

Books:Wicked, A Little Bit Wicked, The Funny Thing Is..., Harry Potter, What I saw and How I Lied, Evil Genius

Musicals: Wicked, Sweeney Todd, Guys and Dolls, Promises Promises, Phantom of the Opera!!

Actors/Actresses:Kristin Chenoweth, Helena Bonham Carter, Meryl Streep, Tim Burton (does he count?), Johnny Depp, Steve Carell, Tina Fey, myself (jk jk) everyone on NCIS

TV shows:Pushing Daisies (please bring it back), NCIS, House, The Middle, Modern Family, Psych, The Soup, Community, The Office, 30 Rock, Family Guy, and many more!

Music: Anything but Rap (the candy is always better without the Rapper) and Hip Hop

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Favorite Couples:

Ned/Olive: Whyy couldnt this happen ahhh it would have been a match made in heaven!

Ziva/Tony: Everyone knows this is going to happen sometime there is no avoiding it

Flo/Chad: The commercial people! i know im a match maker (flo: progressive, chad: alltel)

Lovett/Todd: Just amazing nothing can beat the coolness of these two... well they are as cool as olive and ned

Bellatrix/Voldemort: They are crazy they belong together! (i just try to think of voldie more as tom riddle form cuz he is cuter that way)

Bellatrix/Rodolphus: They are cuter then volie and bella... i like them

April/Will: Why won't Glee let this happen they are too dang cute together!

Joker/Harley Quinn: My second and third fav. villains THEY ARE SO DANG CUTE AND EVIL TOGETHER... it is sweet lol!

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Favorite Quotes:

PUSHING DAISIES QUOTES:

Olive: Oh, isn't it great we can joke? Now that we that we know that there's nothing going on between us and never was. It can be funny. I bet this sort of thing happens all the time between adults. Mixed romantic messages. In no time we'll be looking back and laugh until we wet the rug. Which we'll then want to shampoo. Couple times. Possibly three, depending on what we were drinking.

Emerson: Rhubarb.
Olive: What's that mean?
Emerson: PI secret code for 'get me a damn slice of rhubarb.'
Olive: This isn't Pies r Us, Pie City ... this is a bells on the door, pies-baking, mom and pop place. We chit chat here. Chit!
Emerson: Chat!

Olive: Yesterday, a ferrier named Lucas Shoemaker was found dead. Trampled.
Emerson: Why should I care about a dude that sells fur coats?
Olive: Not a furrier, a ferrier. Heir.
Emerson: Fair-rier?
Olive: It's a blacksmith. Puts shoes on horses.
Emerson: Don't try to act like that's a word everybody knows.

Chuck: What if he changes when his blood sugar drops?
Olive: Like a hypoglycemic werewolf!

Olive: What was that rhyme? I scream, you scream, we all scream because you faked your death!

Olive: I'm sure it's just the mailman. Or a windmill-to-windmill salesman

Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth bus. That was the bitchy, cross town express.

Emerson: You can't die of evilness.
Chuck: Happens all the time you do something mean or hurtful to someone like tell a secret... Bang! You're dead.
Olive: Or Bang! You're not really dead you're just pretending to be dead while other people who think you're dead are heartbroken.
Emerson: Or Bang! You talk too much and you both go wait in the car!

GLEE QUOTES:

Will: Listen, I gotta run. I've got an appointment to show my apartment.
April: What's this now.
Will: Yeah, so... I need to rent out my apartment and find a smaller place to live... uh... because I'm getting a divorce.
April: Divorce! So you're free to date? And by "date," I mean sleep with people, and by "sleep with," I mean have sex with people - people like me! Kidding. Not really.

April Rhodes: I was so jazzed about sobering up and starting a new life; I had to stop at a bar to get a drink just to calm down.

April Rhodes: Okay, fellas, grab a gal. Or grab a another fella if that's the way the good Lord made ya. 'Cause it's a couples skate!

RANDOM QUOTES:

Mrs. Lovett: better you should think she was dead
Yes, I'd lied 'cos I love you!
Sweeney Todd: Helena...*thinks* That's not the good name, is it?
*everyone laughs on the set*
Tim Burton: *Laughs* Alright People, from the begin!

"My son is going through a Daddy thing. It's always Dada, Dada, Dada. I'm like, 'What about me? Mama! I carried you around for nine months.' What did Tim do? He just had sex with me. It was all fun for Tim. All gain."
-Helena Bonham Carter :)

"Multitasking? I can't even do two things at once. I can't even do one thing at once."
-Helena Bonham Carter :)

"Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine!"
-Urban Dictionary about Helena Bonham Carter

"it better than shrimp which I've heard most of my life. Shrimpo, shrimpy, littler person"
- Kristin Chenoweth

...days that move slower than a sleepwalking turtle...
-Broadway Babe WA, Shattered and Healed Dreams

Mrs. Lovett: Mr. T, you didn't!
looks into the chest, sees Pirelli's dead body and gasps. Shuts it
Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: polishing his razor He recognized me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: relieved Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles.
- Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

What's with all the disorters these days?! When I was young all we had was crazy people!

- Ellen Degeneres

I blame the microwave for most of our problems... I mean if something gets that hot without fire is from the Devil!
- Ellen Degeneres

Helenaworld the number one place to stalk Helena!
-the-sadisticalovett-nutcase

I would like to think of myself as a Snook and a Lestrange. Both because I am insane and also sweet at the same time... well does that even make sense... probably not.
-ME!

Would being Bellatrix Lestrange be fun you might ask? Well that is easy would you like to torture people you hate without any consequences? Would you want to have a smokin' hot hubby? Would you like to work for the Dark Lord? I mean what's not to love!
-Me! again!

Continue to read! PLEASE! I know you want to!

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being the dork that i am i went and found out what kind of wand i would have hahaha here it is

Wood type: Maple

Length: 11½ inches
Core: Dragon Heartstring (same core as BELLATRIX HOLY CRAPP!)

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How you know you’re obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange? If you say “OMG I DO THAT ALL THE TIME!” and then laugh for more than one of these… you are obsessed.

1) When you get mad at anyone that insults Bellatrix… then you threaten to Crucio them.
2) You tend to talk about killing Molly Weasley. *growls* I hate that women! Ok not hate but dislike greatly… well I did like her for the first six books then the seventh I just began to hate her all of a sudden… wonder why?
3) You know all of her lines in the books. You can say them on command. People make you say them on command.
4) You have an excellent well planned, well rehearsed excuse/reason for everything Bellatrix does in the books
5) You tend to end long explanations like this... "And that is why Bellatrix should torture Harry because it would be hilarious." or “And that is why you should join the Death Eaters." or "And that's why Bellatrix is really alive.”
6) Whenever someone says "Let's make a promise" people ask if you'll be their bonder.
7) When you begin to talk to someone they stop you and ask “Is this about Bellatrix?”
8) You plan to name one of your future children after her.
9) When you got to page 736 in the seventh book you scream “NO YOU’RE THE BITCH” and then sob uncontrollably when you finish the next page.
10) You can’t talk five minutes without saying Bellatrix once.
11) Your boyfriend rolled his eyes for the first time after you started your Bellatrix rant.
12) When someone say Bellatrix is insane you say "NO SHE ISN'T! The Longbottoms are insane!" (insert stupid person's reply here) "I KNOW THE CRUCIATUS CURSE! ARE YOU GOING TO DEBATE ME ON THIS!?"
13) You have run down a hallway in SCHOOL!!! (this is totally the truth) and sang as loud as you could "I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK!!! YOU COMIN' TO GET ME?!"
14) Your best friend calls you Bellatrix and you call her Sirius...

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~You Say Pink~

I Say Black
You say High School Musical
I say Sweeney Todd
You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Helena Bonham Carter
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Johnny Depp
You Say Rap
I Say sucks!
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different…
And That You All Are

ALL THE SAME

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Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"Yeah Gregorovitch' You keep saying 'Gregotovitch." Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (ewww why couldn't it have been a Bellatrix quote?)

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Bookshelf

Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:35

Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?

10:08

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My mom talking on the phone

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

after school Walking home

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfiction

What are you wearing?

pink t-shirt, pink pajama pants

Did you dream last night?

Yup

When did you last laugh?

Today after my great aunt said shit.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Drawings

See anything weird lately?

an old lady in a hummer with a poodle on her lap giving someone the finger

What do you think of this quiz?

This is a quiz?

What is the last film you saw?

You Again (GO SEE IT!)

If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy

PROMISES PROMISES TICKETS!

Tell me something about you I don't know:

I really think you are going to stalk me and kill me

If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make the Harry Potter world real... and I could be in it! (lol im such a dork)

Do you like to dance?

Yes sometimes

George Bush:

Idiot...

Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?

Harleen

Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?

James, Carter, Peter

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Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder) 1) Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!" 2) You have the movie memorized 3) You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper 4) Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea" 5) You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives. 6) You have a strange fear of tea kettles. 7) When you buy a meat pie at a grocery store you change the name to Mrs. Lovett 8) When you see a cat on the street, you want to save it from Mrs. Mooney. 9) You WISH with all of your heart that you could be Mrs. Lovett, except for the burning part (at which i cried and begged the tv to make her come back to life and live happily with sweeney). 10) When you hear someone say a line from the movie, you follow it with the next. 11) If people say they don't like Sweeney Todd, you can kind of maybe understand it. (It is pretty bloody and cannibalistic after all), but you're still dissappointed. BUT... If people say they don't like Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, or Tim Burton... then you pull out your razor. 12) Whenever Johnny gets down to his low voice such as his 'I want you bleeders' voice, or his whisper, the 'There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit. And the vermin of the world inhabit it-' after No Place Like London... You want to shriek or run up to the TV set and kiss it. ; D. 13) if you had to die, you'd rather die by his razor, with Johnny's sexy but evil Sweeney face being the last thing you see. 14) When Sweeney and Lovett are singing and dancing around the oven you scream and yell "WATCH OUT MRS. LOVETT HE IS TRICKING YOU HE IS GOING TO... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

RE-POST MY FRIENNNNNDDDSSS!!!!

Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes (or always) evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.

STORY INFO:
BOTH OF MY STORY ARE LACKING UPDATES! SORRY! MY FAULT BUT LIFE IS HECTIC I WILL BE POSTING AGAIN WHEN I FIND TIME I PROMISE!

Ten Years: How long has it been? How much longer must I wait till the Dark Lord returns to set me free? How much longer must I wait to hold my little boy in my arms? Ten years, ten years I have waited for his return! TEN! My little Ain would be ten years old. Going off to Hogwarts next year, he will be surrounded by mudbloods and half-bloods! And the boy WHO LIVED! The baby that destroyed my life, my family’s life! The Dark Lord!

Favorite Rod and Bella Pic: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs8/i/2005/334/b/8/lestrange_love_by_makani.jpg

Second Fav.: http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/247/c/8/Bella_and_Roddy_by_nami86.jpg

Rod & Rab funny!!: http://th07.deviantart.net/fs6/PRE/i/2005/073/d/6/death_eater_brothers_by_makani.jpg

Pushing Olive: Olive Snook has had a hard life... after meeting Ned will it get any better? How about when a unknown sister comes into the picture, another man, drugs, family craziness and a new baby! What will happen? Why don't you read and find out?!

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The cherry on top! what my characters think about meee!!!

Bellatrix Lestrange: Wow... she is kind of insane... we should crucio her... oh wait!! SHE IS MY LONG LOST DAUGHTER! (jk jk haha)
Rodolphus Lestrange: Hate her.
Rabastan Lestrange: Well she is ok... I guess
Olive Snook: Will she be my drinkin' buddy?!
Lauren Lands: Will she stop torturing my family! AND LIFE!! PLEASE!!!
April Rhodes: She's nuts... WILL YOU PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE!!! I'VE GOT ENOUGH CRAP TO DEAL WITH AS IT IS!!!
Carrie Snook: MOMMYYYY! *runs over and hugs me* (and yes i do consider myself to be carrie's mother because duhh i created her!!!)

What I am going to say to my famous idols when I meet them... if I ever do... which I am planing to do... so it must happen... or I'm screwed.

Kristin Chenoweth: OH MY GOSH! *squeal* Ms. Chenoweth I would like to tell you, thank you for opening my eyes to the musical side of the world and the wonderfulness that comes with it. I am sorry that wonderfulness might not be a word but I am too excited to care. You are my idol and thank you for brighten my day with your music and comedy. You have saved me from some pretty dark days.

Helena Bonham Carter: Thank you for being so different! Sweeney Todd is one of my favorite musicals ever thank you for portraying Mrs. Lovett perfectly. Your strive and determination... and ADD makes me really want to join the show biz. Your wonderful talent in every movie just make them the best ever. And no one could play Bellatrix Lestrange like you could.

Johnny Depp: Wow... Mr. Depp you are just wonderful. One of the most talented actors in the biz. And I think I am saying for the whole 99.9999% of the worlds females that love you. Thank you for you great work. Keep it up! LOVE YOU *HUGS HIM*

(more coming soon)